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我说话你别不爱听 [00:09:53] 你家里事儿我知道 [00:09:55] 不就是大刀盖和北阳台的侄子杨国良吗 [00:10:00] 任嘛 [00:10:01] 不是你嫁给他是一朵鲜花插到狗屎堆上了 [00:10:07] 嗨 [00:10:07] 别说了 [00:10:09] 如果你要乐意 [00:10:11] 我领你远走高飞 [00:10:14] 你说我们两个 [00:10:17] 要是纵横天下 [00:10:19] 将来谁惹得起呀这 [00:10:23] 嗯 [00:10:24] 不行不行 [00:10:26] 我的父亲在这儿有安身之处 [00:10:29] 很不容易 [00:10:30] 我这个丈夫虽然没有本事 [00:10:33] 还是挺实诚的人 [00:10:35] 再搞也不容易 [00:10:37] 我和你只能成露水夫妻 [00:10:40] 不能结成结发夫妻 [00:10:45] 嘿嘿 [00:10:45] 露水夫妻不长啊 [00:10:48] 嗨 [00:10:48] 那你别走啊 [00:10:50] 我在朋友家呢 [00:10:51] 住了好几个月了 [00:10:53] 我该走了 [00:10:54] 这怎么办 [00:10:56] 你等我想一想 [00:10:58] 就这样 [00:10:59] 俩人分手 [00:11:01] 没出三天 [00:11:03] 这天半夜 [00:11:05] 突然就在老杨家的门口 [00:11:09] 来了40 多人 [00:11:11] 这种人全是穿青挂皂 [00:11:13] 青纱罩 [00:11:15] 面首轻 [00:11:16] 兵器苍 [00:11:17] 跳到院内见人就杀 [00:11:20] 见人就谈 [00:11:21] 屋里都听见了 [00:11:23] 呼噜都出来了 [00:11:24] 杨看白酒 [00:11:26] 长一看来人了 [00:11:28] 各拿兵器什么 [00:11:30] 这伙人不也叮当叮当 [00:11:32] 拿这一块儿 [00:11:33] 杨太白酒 [00:11:34] 长白小胡的功夫都不错 [00:11:38] 都能一个 [00:11:39] 对付个、三个四个 [00:11:41] 唯独杨国良不行 [00:11:44] 这口刀啊 [00:11:45] 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