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[00:00:01] 杨志吃了饭
[00:00:03] 不给钱
[00:00:06] 还把小二给打了
[00:00:09] 这下大篓子上了
[00:00:13] 人家饭馆的掌柜的
[00:00:15] 不答应了
[00:00:18] 领着本村十好几个棒小伙子追上来了
[00:00:24] 这掌柜的也是个大块头啊
[00:00:26] 能有200来斤
[00:00:28] 光着膀子
[00:00:30] 露着护心毛
[00:00:32] 手里拎着一把煞线子大菜刀
[00:00:38] 像一头虎似的就撵上了杨志
[00:00:42] 好小子
[00:00:45] 吃饭不给钱
[00:00:46] 还打了我们的人
[00:00:48] 甭问
[00:00:49] 你绝不是个好东西
[00:00:52] 你肯定是哪个山上的土匪
[00:00:55] 你招刀吧你
[00:00:58] 过来就是一菜刀
[00:01:00] 杨志往旁边一闪身
[00:01:02] 这人把刀一平
[00:01:05] 刃儿朝里背朝外
[00:01:07] 又是一刀
[00:01:10] 后来杨志才发现
[00:01:13] 这主五叔还不错
[00:01:18] 不是瞎砍把这把大刀舞动的如飞相似
[00:01:24] 杨志只好晃朴刀是接驾相还
[00:01:31] 诶打了30 多个回合
[00:01:34] 掌柜的
[00:01:35] 不逮了
[00:01:37] 虚晃一刀
[00:01:38] 跳出圈外
[00:01:39] 等等
[00:01:42] 我这朋友
[00:01:44] 恕我冒昧
[00:01:47] 我怎么发现你这刀招非常眼熟呢
[00:01:54] 你是哪的
[00:01:55] 贵姓高明啊
[00:01:59] 杨志一看人家挺有礼貌
[00:02:02] 也没法再打了
[00:02:05] 本来就事情来说
[00:02:07] 自己理亏呀
[00:02:10] 啊
[00:02:11] 杨志把招也收住了
[00:02:13] 朋友
[00:02:15] 在下姓杨
[00:02:17] 我叫杨志
[00:02:18] 人送绰号青面兽是也
[00:02:23] 你是谁
[00:02:25] 哎呀
[00:02:26] 杨志心说坏了
[00:02:29] 刚才没留神
[00:02:31] 怎么把真名说出来了
[00:02:33] 我现在是逃犯呢
[00:02:36] 应该隐姓埋名才是
[00:02:40] 但是话说出去
[00:02:41] 收不回来了
[00:02:43] 只好硬着头皮承认啊
[00:02:47] 在下是杨志
[00:02:50] 您就是想当初
[00:02:53] 在经营殿帅府的杨志军
[00:02:57] 武侯杨令公的后人吧
[00:02:59] 啊啊
[00:03:00] 对呀
[00:03:04] 大水冲了龙王庙了
[00:03:07] 说着话
[00:03:08] 这人把大菜刀放下
[00:03:11] 让人赶紧把长大的衣服取来
[00:03:15] 着装整齐
[00:03:17] 倒身便拜呀
[00:03:20] 治军大人在上
[00:03:22] 小可这厢有礼
[00:03:23] 哎呀
[00:03:24] 不敢当
[00:03:25] 不敢当啊
[00:03:26] 请问掌柜尊姓大名啊
[00:03:29] 嘿
[00:03:30] 我有什么大名
[00:03:31] 我姓曹
[00:03:33] 我叫曹正
[00:03:35] 因为我杀羊宰牛
[00:03:38] 手头非常利索
[00:03:40] 大伙儿给我送了个绰号
[00:03:42] 叫操刀鬼呀
[00:03:45] 提我
[00:03:46] 您不知道我老师
[00:03:49] 您可能有耳闻
[00:03:51] 那么请问贵恩师是哪位
[00:03:55] 就是80 万禁军的教头
[00:03:58] 豹子头林冲
[00:04:01] 哎呀呵
[00:04:03] 林武师是你的师傅啊
[00:04:07] 真就不是外人了
[00:04:11] 杨志军
[00:04:12] 快快快去请他饭馆吧
[00:04:14] 别打了
[00:04:14] 别打了
[00:04:15] 都是自己人
[00:04:15] 自己人
[00:04:18] 哎呀
[00:04:18] 杨志啊
[00:04:19] 弄个大红脸
[00:04:21] 把那小二拉住了
[00:04:24] 兄弟
[00:04:25] 实在对不起
[00:04:28] 你还让我给你做了个满脸花
[00:04:30] 这位还乐的没说的没说的
[00:04:32] 一家人嘛
[00:04:34] 再者一说不打不交嘛
[00:04:36] 不过呢
[00:04:37] 你们这下可够狠的
[00:04:40] 鼻梁骨好像没折了
[00:04:42] 惹得大伙儿都乐了
[00:04:45] 闹了半天
[00:04:46] 那女掌柜
[00:04:48] 是操刀鬼曹正的老婆
[00:04:51] 挨打
[00:04:52] 这小二是他小舅子
[00:04:54] 一家人没外卖
[00:04:58] 就这么回了饭馆了
[00:05:00] 曹正让家里的重新排摆酒宴
[00:05:05] 杨志说
[00:05:06] 我都吃的饱饱的
[00:05:07] 不不不
[00:05:08] 咱喝几盅
[00:05:10] 不在前屋
[00:05:12] 挪到后宅去了
[00:05:14] 关上门好讲话呀
[00:05:16] 曹正在问
[00:05:18] 我说杨志军
[00:05:20] 您怎么落到这步田地
[00:05:23] 怎么吃饭的钱都没有
[00:05:25] 哎
[00:05:27] 甭提了
[00:05:30] 即使一家人呢
[00:05:32] 我也不隐瞒呢
[00:05:33] 我摊了事了
[00:05:34] 是这么这么这么这么回事儿
[00:05:38] 曹正一听
[00:05:39] 把嘴张多大啊
[00:05:43] 哎呀
[00:05:44] 这货可不小啊
[00:05:45] 的确可不小啊
[00:05:49] 那么
[00:05:50] 治军大人欲下何往呢
[00:05:54] 没地方去
[00:05:56] 先前我想偷梁山
[00:05:58] 但是又不好意思
[00:06:00] 现在死敌无奈
[00:06:03] 就得挺身走险了
[00:06:07] 我要找个落脚地
[00:06:10] 一天能混上两顿饭吃
[00:06:12] 我就求之不得
[00:06:15] 哎呀
[00:06:16] 我我我我给你出个主意啊
[00:06:19] 姐
[00:06:21] 诶
[00:06:23] 有了
[00:06:25] 治军大人
[00:06:27] 离我们这儿不远
[00:06:30] 有一座二龙山
[00:06:33] 山上有个大庙
[00:06:35] 叫宝珠熊
[00:06:37] 现在和尚老道一个都没了
[00:06:41] 来个山大王
[00:06:43] 此人姓邓
[00:06:45] 叫邓龙啊
[00:06:47] 哎哟
[00:06:48] 邪乎
[00:06:49] 手下有三四百弟兄
[00:06:52] 把和尚老道撵跑了
[00:06:55] 他就占领了二龙山、宝珠寺
[00:06:58] 打家劫舍
[00:07:00] 什么都干
[00:07:02] 那座山
[00:07:04] 太凶险了
[00:07:06] 一人把关
[00:07:08] 万夫难入啊
[00:07:10] 我看干脆您上二龙山宝珠寺吧
[00:07:14] 倘若邓龙要能把您收留
[00:07:18] 凭您的能耐
[00:07:19] 你们俩占据二龙山
[00:07:23] 不就妥了吗
[00:07:25] 哎呀
[00:07:26] 我不认得邓龙
[00:07:27] 还一回生两回熟啊
[00:07:30] 就凭您的大名
[00:07:32] 您到那儿自我介绍一下
[00:07:34] 他不得双手欢迎吗
[00:07:38] 哎
[00:07:39] 好吧
[00:07:40] 试试看
[00:07:42] 我这会儿呢
[00:07:43] 也是有病乱投医呀
[00:07:47] 当天杨志就住到曹正家了
[00:07:51] 诶曹正交朋友的人
[00:07:54] 讲外面满热情
[00:07:57] 一直留他住了两天
[00:08:00] 最后
[00:08:01] 杨志告辞
[00:08:03] 杨志说的清楚
[00:08:05] 官府要知道我在这
[00:08:08] 肯定得抓我
[00:08:09] 你不得受牵连吗
[00:08:12] 像我这种人
[00:08:13] 及早离开才是上策
[00:08:16] 拿着路费
[00:08:18] 朴刀又在这儿更换的衣服
[00:08:22] 这才起身
[00:08:23] 告辞
[00:08:24] 曹正给他送到村子口
[00:08:26] 告诉他顺着东北这条道简直往前走
[00:08:31] 到了双阳岔道奔西北
[00:08:35] 说的非常清楚
[00:08:38] 然后告诉杨志
[00:08:40] 如果邓龙收留您当然最好
[00:08:44] 他要不收留您还回来
[00:08:48] 咱们另想办法
[00:08:49] 好吧
[00:08:51] 哎
[00:08:52] 杨志一拱手
[00:08:53] 两个人分别了
[00:08:56] 曹正回去不提
[00:08:58] 说杨志
[00:09:00] 一边走
[00:09:01] 一边心中想
[00:09:03] 怪不得
[00:09:04] 都说车到山前必有路
[00:09:08] 诶我就这么回事儿
[00:09:11] 遇上个好心的朋友
[00:09:13] 曹正
[00:09:15] 现在又给我介绍到二龙山
[00:09:17] 宝珠寺
[00:09:19] 但愿此行能够成功啊
[00:09:23] 要邓龙像曹正这样
[00:09:26] 肯定得把我收留
[00:09:27] 我什么也不怕了
[00:09:32] 走出去能有30 里地吧
[00:09:34] 有点累了
[00:09:36] 这块除了山岭就是山岭
[00:09:39] 除了树木就是树木
[00:09:41] 杨志新说
[00:09:42] 找个地方歇歇
[00:09:44] 然后一口气就进了二龙山了
[00:09:48] 他就进了树林了
[00:09:50] 光顾往前走
[00:09:52] 没注意脚底下
[00:09:54] 脚着热乎乎的
[00:09:57] 叫他踩上着
[00:09:58] 吓得一跳
[00:10:00] 赶紧抬腿低头
[00:10:01] 已经晚了
[00:10:04] 脚底下嗷了一嗓子
[00:10:06] 跟打陈雷相似
[00:10:09] 有一人哇哇暴叫
[00:10:11] 秋娘养的
[00:10:13] 你往哪儿踩
[00:10:15] 我肚子好悬
[00:10:17] 没冒泡
[00:10:21] 杨志吃惊
[00:10:22] 非小电不定身跳出圈外
[00:10:26] 回头一看
[00:10:27] 闹了半天
[00:10:28] 树林里头躺着个胖大的和尚
[00:10:33] 方才那一脚踩他肚子上了
[00:10:36] 怪不悬悬乎乎的呢
[00:10:38] 再看这大和尚啊
[00:10:41] 把僧衣全脱了
[00:10:43] 穿个大裤衩
[00:10:44] 仰面朝天在这儿躺着
[00:10:48] 方便连环铲借刀都在旁边放着
[00:10:52] 还有个沉甸甸的大包
[00:10:55] 等这大和尚低了腰站起来
[00:10:58] 杨志一瞅
[00:10:59] 好嘛
[00:10:59] 跟一面墙响似
[00:11:02] 方面
[00:11:03] 大耳秃脑的圆下巴
[00:11:05] 肚子噔楞噔楞的
[00:11:07] 浑身全是刺绣的花纹
[00:11:11] 那胳膊跟小房领差不多少啊
[00:11:15] 长的是浓眉大眼
[00:11:17] 阔口咧腮
[00:11:20] 杨志赶紧躬身施礼
[00:11:22] 哎呀
[00:11:23] 对不起
[00:11:24] 对不起
[00:11:25] 我走路慌速
[00:11:28] 为家留人欢望佛爷原谅
[00:11:32] 什么他妈佛爷不佛爷的
[00:11:34] 嗯
[00:11:36] 你踩我这脚
[00:11:38] 能白踩吗
[00:11:40] 那你看我没注意怎么办呢
[00:11:42] 您说怎么解决呢
[00:11:45] 谁家我也踩你一脚
[00:11:49] 哪里走
[00:11:51] 和尚蹦起来
[00:11:53] 赵杨志就一脚
[00:11:55] 杨志往旁边一闪身
[00:11:57] 这脚没蹬上杨志
[00:11:59] 蹬到他身后一棵树上头了
[00:12:03] 那树也有对掐粗
[00:12:06] 就听见咔吧一声
[00:12:08] 把树蹬车
[00:12:12] 杨志一看
[00:12:13] 冒出一身冷汗来
[00:12:15] 心说
[00:12:16] 好嘛
[00:12:18] 这和尚有多大劲儿
[00:12:20] 这样叫他给登上
[00:12:22] 我就得冒泡
[00:12:26] 突然的灵机一动
[00:12:28] 想起件事儿来
[00:12:29] 这大和尚莫非是他
[00:12:34] 杨志没动手
[00:12:35] 往后撤身
[00:12:37] 二次施礼
[00:12:39] 我说
[00:12:40] 佛爷
[00:12:41] 你先别伸手
[00:12:44] 请问你法号怎么称呼
[00:12:49] 你问这干什么
[00:12:51] 我打听打听总不算坏事吧
[00:12:55] 那好吧
[00:12:56] 我告诉你
[00:12:58] 塞下鲁智深是也
[00:13:04] 花和尚
[00:13:06] 对
[00:13:06] 诶
[00:13:07] 你怎么知道的
[00:13:08] 哎呀
[00:13:09] 久闻大名
[00:13:10] 轰雷贯耳啊
[00:13:13] 那你是谁呀
[00:13:15] 青面兽杨志是也
[00:13:18] 嘿嘿
[00:13:20] 你怎么不早说呢
[00:13:22] 诶
[00:13:22] 可遇上熟人喽
[00:13:27] 四只大手握在一起
[00:13:29] 两人乐的是奔奔直蹦
[00:13:33] 就好像那小孩似的
[00:13:36] 乐罢多时
[00:13:37] 席地而坐
[00:13:39] 鲁智深说
[00:13:40] 你等等我把衣服穿上
[00:13:43] 把僧衣穿好了
[00:13:45] 坐下了
[00:13:48] 杨志就问
[00:13:50] 师兄
[00:13:52] 您这从哪儿来
[00:13:53] 哎呀
[00:13:54] 甭提了
[00:13:57] 既是自家弟兄
[00:13:59] 我也没什么瞒着你的了
[00:14:02] 想当初我三拳打死镇关西
[00:14:07] 摊了人命关系
[00:14:09] 这才逃门在外
[00:14:11] 把官也丢了
[00:14:13] 官府张贴榜文
[00:14:16] 四处通缉山家
[00:14:18] 逼得我是走投无路
[00:14:20] 后来经朋友介绍
[00:14:23] 到了五台山文殊院
[00:14:25] 拜真长老为师
[00:14:28] 落法威僧
[00:14:30] 就变成了这副模样
[00:14:34] 也是因为我贪杯过甚
[00:14:37] 醉打山门
[00:14:39] 两次大闹文殊院
[00:14:42] 我师傅收留不得我了
[00:14:45] 才把我介绍到东京大相国寺
[00:14:49] 砍了菜园子
[00:14:53] 我在菜园子才结识了当今的好汉
[00:14:58] 80 万禁军教头豹子头林冲
[00:15:02] 我二人冲北磕头八拜结交
[00:15:05] 结成生死的把兄弟
[00:15:08] 我是大哥
[00:15:10] 他是兄弟
[00:15:12] 哪知道我那贤弟林冲
[00:15:15] 受高衙内和高俅的陷害
[00:15:19] 被定成了死罪
[00:15:22] 后经多方打点
[00:15:24] 死罪饶过活罪不免
[00:15:28] 充军发配
[00:15:30] 赶奔沧州牢城营
[00:15:34] 那高俅一计不成
[00:15:36] 又生二计
[00:15:37] 买通两个解差
[00:15:39] 董超、薛霸在野竹林要害我那兄弟已死的
[00:15:44] 我得知消息之后
[00:15:46] 大闹野猪林
[00:15:48] 把我兄弟给救了
[00:15:51] 一直把他护送到沧州牢城营
[00:15:56] 哪知董超学霸这俩解差
[00:16:00] 回到京城之后
[00:16:02] 对高俅讲了实话
[00:16:03] 高俅派人捉拿哀家
[00:16:09] 在家待不得了
[00:16:11] 我一怒之下放火烧了菜园子
[00:16:15] 这才逃亡在外
[00:16:19] 哦
[00:16:19] 是
[00:16:19] 是
[00:16:19] 是
[00:16:21] 那么师兄您现在在什么地方
[00:16:25] 没他妈地方
[00:16:28] 我好像个游魂怨鬼
[00:16:32] 无处容身呢
[00:16:34] 这些日子竟打野食吃了
[00:16:38] 我再告诉你
[00:16:41] 我听人给我介绍
[00:16:43] 前面不远是二龙山宝珠寺
[00:16:47] 有个小子叫邓龙
[00:16:50] 我打算进山入伙
[00:16:52] 你猜怎么样哦
[00:16:55] 怎么样
[00:16:56] 这小子连山都没让我上
[00:17:01] 问明了来由之后
[00:17:03] 把我拒之门外
[00:17:06] 也是
[00:17:06] 我性如烈火
[00:17:08] 我二人话不投机
[00:17:09] 当场动手
[00:17:11] 被我这一脚
[00:17:14] 把他踢倒在地
[00:17:16] 幸亏他手下的爪牙抢救及时
[00:17:20] 把他救回二龙山
[00:17:22] 把寨门紧闭
[00:17:25] 哀家进不去了
[00:17:28] 因此我才到林中休息
[00:17:32] 与贤弟相见哦
[00:17:37] 这一说
[00:17:38] 您把二龙山的人给得罪了得罪了
[00:17:42] 我把那王八日的还给踹了一脚
[00:17:47] 杨志一看
[00:17:49] 我也甭去了
[00:17:51] 我去
[00:17:52] 人家也不能收留我
[00:17:55] 怎么
[00:17:55] 杨志呢
[00:17:56] 把自己的所遭所遇跟鲁智深讲了一遍
[00:18:00] 鲁智深乐了
[00:18:04] 咱俩是豁着嘴吃肥肉
[00:18:07] 肥也别说谁呀
[00:18:09] 嗯
[00:18:10] 同病相怜
[00:18:12] 兄弟
[00:18:14] 没关系
[00:18:16] 把腰杆挺直了
[00:18:19] 还得好好活着
[00:18:22] 从今之后
[00:18:23] 咱哥俩别离开了
[00:18:25] 嗯
[00:18:25] 生死与共
[00:18:28] 咱还有个作伴的
[00:18:29] 你愿意吗
[00:18:31] 师兄我求之不得
[00:18:34] 诶好了
[00:18:35] 来来
[00:18:36] 坐下
[00:18:36] 咱俩商量商量
[00:18:38] 你说这二龙山宝珠寺不收留我
[00:18:42] 你去也白去
[00:18:44] 再下一步应该怎么办呢
[00:18:46] 杨志说
[00:18:48] 那就得动用武力吧
[00:18:52] 鲁智深说动用武力
[00:18:54] 就咱俩人也不行
[00:18:56] 得找几个帮忙的
[00:18:58] 诶杨志说有
[00:19:01] 我新交了个朋友
[00:19:03] 叫操刀鬼曹正
[00:19:05] 离此二三十里
[00:19:08] 他那庄上有不少壮汉
[00:19:11] 鲁智深说
[00:19:12] 行
[00:19:12] 那咱俩还回去吧
[00:19:14] 找找这曹掌柜的
[00:19:17] 顺着原路
[00:19:19] 青面兽
[00:19:20] 杨志把
[00:19:21] 鲁智深
[00:19:22] 领来见曹正
[00:19:25] 曹正热情款待
[00:19:29] 一瞅这
[00:19:30] 鲁智深大说大笑
[00:19:32] 大山大叫
[00:19:33] 非常开朗活泼
[00:19:35] 曹政非常高兴
[00:19:38] 一见如故
[00:19:39] 就好像多年的熟人差不多
[00:19:42] 设宴款待
[00:19:45] 曹正就问呢
[00:19:48] 问杨志怎么又回来了
[00:19:50] 杨志把经过讲述一遍
[00:19:52] 说
[00:19:52] 邓龙这小子不是东西
[00:19:54] 我去了
[00:19:55] 他也不能收留我
[00:19:57] 你看这怎么办
[00:19:58] 曹政合计了合计
[00:20:01] 嗯
[00:20:03] 那么
[00:20:03] 你们二位的意思
[00:20:05] 我们要用武力攻打二龙山宝珠寺
[00:20:10] 曹正一晃手
[00:20:12] 不行不行
[00:20:12] 不行不行
[00:20:14] 我说二位啊
[00:20:16] 二龙山
[00:20:17] 你们不了解情况
[00:20:20] 一人把关
[00:20:21] 万夫难入啊
[00:20:23] 就有一条路可通宝珠寺
[00:20:27] 而且这个邓龙在这儿不是一天两天了
[00:20:30] 修了三道围墙
[00:20:32] 两座大寨
[00:20:34] 那手下好几百人呢
[00:20:37] 妈说
[00:20:38] 你们二位
[00:20:39] 就把我这庄村的人全拉着去了
[00:20:43] 不够人家一顿石头砸的
[00:20:46] 咱们就肋生双翅也飞不进去
[00:20:51] 鲁智深点点头
[00:20:54] 我那么照你这一说
[00:20:56] 我们就去不成了
[00:20:58] 呃
[00:20:59] 话也不能那么说
[00:21:01] 逢强智取
[00:21:03] 遇弱活擒
[00:21:05] 有力使力
[00:21:06] 无力使志嘛
[00:21:09] 诶
[00:21:09] 这话说的对
[00:21:11] 那你就使使治
[00:21:14] 你看应该怎么办呢
[00:21:15] 是啊
[00:21:16] 杨志也问
[00:21:18] 你看这个曹正这个人呢
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