[00:00:00] Pimpin' Ain't Easy - Big Daddy Kane (凯恩老爹) [00:00:17] One-two-three-four to five-six-seven [00:00:19] Eight nine-ten then ya got eleven [00:00:21] Twelve thirteen start your age; [00:00:24] Fourteen-fifteen-sixteen the pubic stage [00:00:26] Like an apple like a cherry like a peach like a plum [00:00:29] Better get off the virgin before I cuuuuum [00:00:31] Pick up my pants and thump and thump [00:00:33] I think I'll call up tootie she'll give me some [00:00:36] Watch out watch out I'm drippin' live scum [00:00:38] I say damn I love the way I make my posse roll-a [00:00:41] 'Specially if the hoochie's on birht control-a [00:00:43] Lift her up just like a pick up truck [00:00:45] Then I sat her down and we started to f**k [00:00:48] Made whoopie made whoopie made whoopie yo-o-o-o-o [00:00:51] I hope this time I don't make a cookie [00:00:53] Brothers everywhere be callin' me a rookie [00:00:55] Two from the greg nice from the o-o-old schoooooool [00:00:58] But b******t I ain't no fool 'cause [00:01:00] Anything goes when it comes to hoes they go: [00:01:02] Pimpin' ain't easy (pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy) [00:01:05] Pimpin' ain't easy (pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy) [00:01:07] Pimpin' ain't easy (pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy) [00:01:10] Well I say extra extra [00:01:12] Here is a bachelor comin' straight at ya [00:01:14] I see trim and bag it take it home and rag it [00:01:17] The big daddy law is anti-faggot [00:01:19] That means no homosexuality; [00:01:22] What's in my pants'll make you see reality [00:01:24] And if you wanna see a smooth black casanova -- bend ovah [00:01:29] 'Cause I don't half-step when it comes to broads [00:01:31] The k-a-n-e 'll go the whole nine yards [00:01:34] There's no time for coversation my dear [00:01:37] Is all I wanna hear [00:01:39] So let's make a move as I get smooth [00:01:41] 'Cause the purpose I serve is to soothe [00:01:43] I'm tall dark and handsome and all that junk [00:01:45] Even white girls be sayin' "ooh kane's a hunk " [00:01:48] Even puerto rican girls be callin' me papi [00:01:50] Some try to copy but they look sloppy [00:01:53] So imitators who wanna step to a [00:01:55] Brother like me lick my manure [00:01:58] Anything goes when it comes to hoes they go: [00:02:00] Pimpin' ain't easy (pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy) [00:02:03] Pimpin' ain't easy (pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy) [00:02:05] Pimpin' ain't easy (pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy) [00:02:07] I'm just goin' and I'm flowin' like a gigolo [00:02:10] And when I used to be with scott I was a super-hoe [00:02:12] But now I'm coolin' with kane and greg n-i-c-e [00:02:14] And if the girlies want my tip they gotta pay a fee [00:02:17] I love bonin' and all my friends they will agree [00:02:20] That when it comes to pimpin' hoes it ain't easy [00:02:22] First name: smooth last name: b [00:02:24] When I'm bonin' a girl I make her feel heavenly [00:02:27] I like to make 'em wait and then make 'em beg [00:02:29] And when I take off my clothes the I form a third leg [00:02:32] They rub it with oils and suck it with ice [00:02:34] Now I'm sweating my mind is in paradise [00:02:36] Anything goes when it comes to hoes they go: [00:02:39] Pimpin' ain't easy (pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy) [00:02:42] Pimpin' ain't easy (pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy) [00:02:44] Pimpin' ain't easy (pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy) [00:02:46] Tip-tip-toein' scoob lover's out hoein' [00:02:48] Braggin' to the fellas how my flattop was growin' [00:02:51] Buyin' drinks for the ladies money I was blowin' [00:02:53] Right in front of me mmm not even knowin' [00:02:56] A brown-skinned cutie; big plump booty [00:02:58] Nametag earrings readin' off "tootie" [00:03:00] Bullseye bing the girl of my dreams; [00:03:03] From my eyesight that was what it seemed [00:03:05] I said uh "come a little bit closer" [00:03:07] To scoob that night choice guy she said "hi [00:03:10] Hi hi I've really been wantin' to meet you [00:03:13] I just got paid and I'll be very glad to treat you [00:03:15] How 'bout dinner a salisbury steak "