[00:00:00] Wanna B Ur Lovr - "Weird Al" Yankovic
[00:00:16] I don't have a library card
[00:00:18] But do you mind if I check you out
[00:00:23] I like your skeletal structure baby
[00:00:26] You're an ectomorph no doubt
[00:00:30] Your face is real symmetrical
[00:00:33] And your nostils are so nice
[00:00:37] I wish that I was cross-eyed girl
[00:00:40] So I could see you twice
[00:00:45] Girl you smell like Fritos
[00:00:47] That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare
[00:00:52] You're so hot you're gonna melt
[00:00:55] The elastic in my underwear
[00:00:58] I'll bet you're magically delicious
[00:01:02] Like a bowl of lucky charms
[00:01:06] You'd look like Venus de milo
[00:01:09] If I just cut off your arms
[00:01:12] What I'm tryin' to say is
[00:01:13] I wanna be your lover baby
[00:01:17] I need somebody to love
[00:01:20] You know I just wanna be your lover baby
[00:01:24] Now I need somebody to love
[00:01:27] Ooh hoo hoo ooh hoo hoo
[00:01:31] Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
[00:01:34] Ooh hoo hoo ooh hoo hoo
[00:01:38] Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
[00:01:43] Do you believe in love at first sight
[00:01:45] Or should I walk by again
[00:01:50] My love for you'd like diarrhea
[00:01:53] I just can't hold it in
[00:01:57] Stop drop and roll now
[00:02:00] 'Cause baby you're on fire
[00:02:05] I'll bet your outfit
[00:02:07] Makes a lot of noise in the drier
[00:02:12] You're absolutely perfect
[00:02:15] Don't speak now you might spoil it
[00:02:19] Your eyes are even bluer
[00:02:22] Than the water in my toilet
[00:02:25] Say has anyone ever told you
[00:02:29] You've got Yugoslavian hands
[00:02:34] No of course not that would be stupid
[00:02:36] Just forget I ever brought it up
[00:02:39] The point I'm trying to make is
[00:02:41] I wanna be your lover baby
[00:02:44] I need somebody to love
[00:02:47] You know I just wanna be your lover baby
[00:02:51] Now I need somebody to love
[00:02:54] Ooh hoo hoo ooh hoo hoo
[00:02:58] Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
[00:03:01] Ooh hoo hoo ooh hoo hoo
[00:03:05] Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
[00:03:10] I wanna be your Krakatoa
[00:03:13] Let my lava flow all over you
[00:03:17] I wanna be your anaconda
[00:03:20] And your heat-seeking missile too
[00:03:24] I wanna be your beef burrito
[00:03:27] Am I making this perfectly clear
[00:03:32] I wanna be your love torpedo
[00:03:34] Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here
[00:03:38] Uh huh
[00:03:46] I hope I'm not being forward
[00:03:49] But do you mind if I chew on your butt
[00:03:53] You can tell me truthfully
[00:03:56] Am I a steamin' hunk of love now or what
[00:04:01] There just aren't enough o's in smooth
[00:04:03] To desribe how smooth I am
[00:04:08] Maybe you've seen my picture
[00:04:10] It's in the dictionary under kablaam
[00:04:15] My lips are registered weapons
[00:04:18] Can I invade your personal space
[00:04:22] You must have fallen from heaven
[00:04:25] That would explain how you messed up your face
[00:04:29] Well how'd you get through security
[00:04:33] 'Cause baby you're the bomb
[00:04:37] I'd like to take you home right now
[00:04:40] So you can meet my mom
[00:04:42] Because I
[00:04:44] I wanna be your lover baby
[00:04:47] I need somebody to love
[00:04:50] You know I just wanna be your lover baby
[00:04:54] Now I need somebody to love
[00:04:59] Girl you must be Jamaican
[00:05:03] Because Jamaican me crazy
[00:05:06] Girl you must be Jamaican
[00:05:10] Because Jamaican me crazy
[00:05:13] I wanna be your lover baby
[00:05:16] I need somebody to love
[00:05:20] You know I just wanna be your lover baby
[00:05:23] Now I need somebody to love
[00:05:28] I wanna be your lover baby
[00:05:31] I need somebody to love
[00:05:34] You know I just wanna be your lover baby
[00:05:38] Now I need somebody to love
[00:05:42] I wanna be your lover baby
[00:05:45] I need somebody to love
[00:05:48] You know I just wanna be your lover baby
[00:05:52] Now I need somebody to love
[00:05:57] I wanna be your lover baby
[00:05:59] I need somebody to love
[00:06:03] You know I just wanna be your lover baby
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