[00:00:00] The Jazz Discharge Party Hats - Frank Zappa
[00:00:01] Once upon a time
[00:00:03] It was in Albuquerque New Mexico
[00:00:06] There were these girls that worked at the college
[00:00:09] The were really cool
[00:00:11] (They thought so anyway)
[00:00:13] The would be delighted to tell you how suave they where
[00:00:16] At the drop of a hat
[00:00:18] There was three of 'em:
[00:00:20] One of them thought she was a Beauty Queen
[00:00:22] The other one was a Walking Blow-Job
[00:00:24] And then there was this skinny girl
[00:00:27] Oh well
[00:00:29] Some of the guys in the band got together
[00:00:32] With the girls from the college
[00:00:35] They were having a good time
[00:00:38] (We were in Alburquerque for a couple of days)
[00:00:41] But these girls thought they were Hot Shit
[00:00:43] 'N wouldn't pooch the guys in the band
[00:00:45] On the first day so
[00:00:47] A couple of the guys in the band
[00:00:49] Who were desparate for THAT KIND OF ACTION
[00:00:53] Kept workin' on 'em for two days
[00:00:55] (Which is a waste of f**kin' time anyway )
[00:00:59] So anyway
[00:01:00] But if that's your idea of a good time what the hey
[00:01:03] Send those pants up here
[00:01:04] Here's some more
[00:01:05] Okay good-good
[00:01:06] Traditional cotton oh how sweet
[00:01:10] Umf huh-huh-huh-huhhh
[00:01:12] HERE Work these
[00:01:13] Anyway
[00:01:15] We're in Albuquerque New Mexico
[00:01:17] A couple of the guys in the band who shall go nameless
[00:01:20] Because their girlfriends might find out
[00:01:21] Decided they were gonna work the wall on these girls
[00:01:25] From the college
[00:01:26] So one night it was the first night
[00:01:29] When they were still trying to 'get it in there'
[00:01:31] (Ya know what I mean Huh-huh-huh-huh )
[00:01:33] The skinny girl she says to one of the guys in the band
[00:01:38] She says well to several of the guys in the band
[00:01:40] And one of the T-shirt guys too
[00:01:42] "HEY LET'S GO SKINNY-DIPPING "
[00:01:43] At two o'clock in the morning at the pool at the hotel
[00:01:48] That's right your heard right
[00:01:49] Two o'clock in the morning pool at the hotel
[00:01:51] It was so fun
[00:01:53] But the water was very very cold
[00:01:56] So they go out there and the girl who was really skinny
[00:02:00] 'N' probably totally insensitive to climatic changes
[00:02:04] Took all of her garments off and she jumped in the pool
[00:02:07] And she says "HEY GUYS COME ON IN "
[00:02:10] Well one of them did
[00:02:12] The other one was too smart for that shit
[00:02:15] So him and the T-shirt guy say by the edge of the pool
[00:02:18] And when the girl who was really skinny
[00:02:20] (And insensitive to climatic changes)
[00:02:23] Took off her clothes and jumped in the pool
[00:02:25] She threw her pants over there by the little table
[00:02:29] Well one of the guys in the band picked up het panties
[00:02:36] (He told me later the stuff in the bottom
[00:02:40] Was like punching an eclair )
[00:02:42] Anyhow there was nothing else to do
[00:02:48] It was Alburquerque New Mexico
[00:02:52] It's two o'clock in the morning
[00:02:53] They're not going to get any nooky anyway
[00:02:56] So this one guy and the T-shirt guy
[00:02:58] Started sniffing the girl's panties
[00:03:02] They were sniffing the fudge and sniffing the glue
[00:03:06] Sniffing every 'thing' that adhered to these
[00:03:08] Delightful little morsels
[00:03:11] (Some of you might think this is weird
[00:03:13] No wonder It's not exactly normal but
[00:03:16] What the f**k )
[00:03:17] So they're snorting it
[00:03:20] (Hey It's the twentieth century
[00:03:22] Whatever you can do to have a good time let's get on with it
[00:03:25] So long as it doesn't cause a murder )
[00:03:28] So they're snorting the pants
[00:03:30] 'N' then they put them on their heads
404
404，您请求的文件不存在!