[00:00:00] Carol Brown - Flight of the Conchords [00:00:10] Loretta broke my heart in a letter [00:00:13] 洛蕾塔让我心碎 [00:00:13] She told me she was leaving [00:00:14] 她在信中说若离开我 [00:00:14] And her life would better [00:00:16] 她会过得更好 [00:00:16] Joan broke it off over the phone [00:00:19] 琼打电话跟我说分手 [00:00:19] After the tone she left me alone [00:00:23] 挂了电话我形单影只 [00:00:23] Jen said she'd never ever see me again [00:00:25] 珍说她再也不想看到我 [00:00:25] When I saw her again she said it again [00:00:29] 再次见面时她依旧这样说 [00:00:29] Jan met another man [00:00:32] 她遇到了其他男人 [00:00:32] Lisa got amnesia just forgot who I am [00:00:35] 丽莎失忆了她忘了我 [00:00:35] Felicity said there was no electricity [00:00:39] 费利西蒂说她跟我不来电 [00:00:39] Emily no chemistry [00:00:42] 艾米丽也这样说 [00:00:42] Fran ran Bruce turned out to be a man [00:00:45] 弗兰走了布鲁斯原来是个男的 [00:00:45] Flo had to go I couldn't go with the flow [00:00:48] 弗洛一定要走我无法随她而去 [00:00:48] Carol Brown just took a bus out of town [00:00:53] 卡洛·布朗刚刚坐车走了 [00:00:53] But I'm hoping that you'll stick around [00:01:03] 但是我希望你会一直在我身边 [00:01:03] He doesn't cook or clean [00:01:05] 他不会做饭不打扫卫生 [00:01:05] He's not good boyfriend material [00:01:07] 完全就不是优秀男朋友的样子 [00:01:07] We can eat cereal [00:01:09] 我们可以一起喝粥 [00:01:09] He loses interest fast [00:01:11] 他的兴趣会迅速消失 [00:01:11] His relationships never last [00:01:14] 所以他从来没有长久的感情 [00:01:14] Shut up girlfriends from the past [00:01:15] 跟过去的女孩说再见 [00:01:15] He says he'll do one thing [00:01:17] 他说他要做一件事 [00:01:17] And then he goes and does another thing [00:01:23] 然后再做另一件事 [00:01:23] Who organised all of my ex-girlfriends [00:01:24] 是谁把我的前女友聚集起来 [00:01:24] Into a choir and got them to sing [00:01:30] 组成一个合唱队唱歌 [00:01:30] Who who Mmm shut up [00:01:39] 是谁闭嘴 [00:01:39] Shut up girlfriends from the past [00:01:47] 将过去的女孩拒之门外 [00:01:47] Mimi will no longer see me [00:01:50] 咪咪不会再见我 [00:01:50] Britney Britney hit me [00:01:53] 布兰妮伤了我 [00:01:53] Paula Persephone Stella and Stephanie [00:01:56] 保珀尔塞福涅斯特拉和斯蒂芬妮 [00:01:56] There must be fifty ways that lovers have left me [00:02:00] 她们离开我总会有上千种理由 [00:02:00] Carol Brown just took a bus out of town [00:02:06] 卡洛·布朗刚刚坐车走了 [00:02:06] Love is a delicate thing [00:02:08] 爱情是弱不禁风的 [00:02:08] It could just float away on the breeze [00:02:11] 它会随微风飘散 [00:02:11] He said the same thing to me [00:02:13] 他对我重复同样的话 [00:02:13] How can we ever know we've found [00:02:15] 我们如何才能知道 [00:02:15] The right person in this world [00:02:17] 已经于茫茫人海中找到了对的人 [00:02:17] He means he looks at other girls [00:02:19] 他是说他约会了别的女孩 [00:02:19] Love is a mystery it does not follow a rule [00:02:24] 爱情是神秘的无章可循 [00:02:24] This guy is a fool [00:02:26] 这个人是个傻瓜 [00:02:26] He'll always be a boy [00:02:28] 他永远都会像一个小孩 [00:02:28] He's a man who never grew up [00:02:30] 他是一个长不大的人 [00:02:30] I thought I told you to shut up [00:02:35] 我想我告诉过你闭嘴 [00:02:35] Mona you told me you were in a coma [00:02:41] 莫娜你告诉过我你昏迷了 [00:02:41] Tiffany you said that you had an epiphany [00:02:47] 蒂凡尼你说你顿悟人世了 [00:02:47] Would you like a little cereal [00:02:51] 你想要一些麦片粥吗 [00:02:51] Who organised this choir of ex-girlfriends [00:02:54] 是谁组织成了这个前女友合唱队 [00:02:54] Was it you Carol Brown [00:02:55] 是你吗卡洛·布朗