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[00:00:02] 黄成子啊
[00:00:04] 要答复
[00:00:05] 徒儿下山
[00:00:07] 说你师叔姜子牙不久就在金台拜帅了
[00:00:12] 哎
[00:00:12] 你应该到他账钱呢
[00:00:14] 去听令米覆唔到
[00:00:18] 唉
[00:00:18] 天下呀
[00:00:20] 不属于啊
[00:00:22] 你们因事了
[00:00:24] 唉
[00:00:24] 天下有德者居之
[00:00:26] 无德者失之
[00:00:28] 现在呢
[00:00:30] 凤鸣岐山
[00:00:31] 真主出现
[00:00:33] 你师叔姜子牙是兴周灭纣的大元帅
[00:00:38] 你应该啊
[00:00:39] 下山去在他的帐前听令
[00:00:42] 我把那镇洞之宝翻天印传授给你
[00:00:48] 呃
[00:00:48] 但是有一样唯恐你啊这个
[00:00:54] 起什么义端就发生什么变化吧
[00:00:58] 所以呢
[00:00:59] 下山之前应该面对天地
[00:01:04] A 要赌咒发誓
[00:01:09] 我给你三天的时间
[00:01:11] 你好好想一想
[00:01:13] 哎
[00:01:14] 广成子也没有难为他
[00:01:16] 呃
[00:01:17] 给弟子几天时间呢
[00:01:18] 你去想想呃
[00:01:20] 然后呢带跑下山
[00:01:24] 一脚就把这事儿啊
[00:01:27] 跟申公豹说了
[00:01:30] 申公豹这么一听
[00:01:32] 哎呀
[00:01:33] 孩子
[00:01:35] 你瞧你这个师傅我说什么来着
[00:01:38] 我可不是给你们师徒百盛啊
[00:01:41] 哪有师傅逼着徒弟启示的道理啊
[00:01:46] 哎呀
[00:01:47] 你这个师傅都好
[00:01:48] 就是心眼儿太小啦
[00:01:51] 你知道吗
[00:01:54] 哎
[00:01:54] 说了归题
[00:01:56] 你也不了解你这个师傅
[00:01:58] 我们是一同学1 a 一块儿成长起来的师兄弟
[00:02:05] 我们在前后脚进师门也差不了个年半载
[00:02:09] 我最了解你这个老师全好
[00:02:12] 他心眼儿小
[00:02:14] 你看穿哪一件宝贝让你下山
[00:02:17] 他还不放心
[00:02:19] 让你发誓
[00:02:21] 你想好了吗
[00:02:22] 怎么发这个事啊
[00:02:24] 正说着呢
[00:02:26] 殷洪跑来了
[00:02:29] 哎哟
[00:02:30] 把殷洪吉的呀
[00:02:33] 是满脸通红、满头大汗呢
[00:02:35] 特地跑来见他哥哥
[00:02:39] 跟他哥哥要主意
[00:02:41] 一看好诗书
[00:02:42] 申公豹在这儿呢
[00:02:43] 哎呀
[00:02:44] 太好了
[00:02:46] 建筑申公豹是格外亲哪
[00:02:49] 跪下时
[00:02:50] 大理沈工包把他拉起来
[00:02:53] 你这从哪儿来
[00:02:56] 尹弘
[00:02:56] 实话实说
[00:02:58] 说我老师吃精子啊
[00:03:00] 哎
[00:03:00] 就要找玉虚宫去了
[00:03:03] 说这一去不知道多长时间才能回来
[00:03:07] 唯恐辜负了我的前途
[00:03:09] 说我家师叔啊
[00:03:11] 不久就要在金台拜帅了
[00:03:14] 让我去我师叔姜子牙帐前听命
[00:03:19] 然后给我一件宝贝
[00:03:21] 那就是我师父赤精子镇洞之宝
[00:03:25] 阴阳镜
[00:03:28] 这一面镜子可不得了
[00:03:30] 甭管是什是怪事鬼事先刷啦一下
[00:03:35] 拿镜子照一照
[00:03:38] 就把那个昭化了
[00:03:40] 这两件宝贝都不是轻易
[00:03:45] 能赠送给别人的
[00:03:48] 就是说他哥哥因交
[00:03:51] 这个翻天印
[00:03:52] 还有他师父赤精子给她的阴阳镜
[00:03:56] 这两件宝贝
[00:03:58] 可不得了啊
[00:04:00] 那不是他们两位老师的
[00:04:02] 那是玉虚宫的
[00:04:05] 宝贝
[00:04:08] 师傅
[00:04:08] 对他们不放心
[00:04:11] 虽然说呀
[00:04:12] 让我去兴周灭这话
[00:04:14] 我也听明白了
[00:04:15] 但是老师怕我呢变心
[00:04:19] 说我呀
[00:04:20] 跟别人不一样
[00:04:22] 别的师兄弟也收了不少的弟子
[00:04:25] 你像什么金吒、木吒、哪吒、杨戬、雷震子、黄天化这部都有老师吗
[00:04:30] 但是人家跟我的这个身份不一样
[00:04:33] 我呢
[00:04:35] 是因纣王的儿子
[00:04:39] 那么一子发父啊
[00:04:40] 怕我呢
[00:04:42] 有什么变化
[00:04:45] 就是说变心
[00:04:47] 师傅说走可以
[00:04:49] 但是得对天明示
[00:04:51] 我没起过誓啊
[00:04:53] 所以特地借动光跑来见兄长
[00:04:57] 让您给我出个主意
[00:04:59] 您交易厅给你出主意
[00:05:01] 哎呀
[00:05:03] 弟弟呀
[00:05:04] 我这儿还着急呢
[00:05:06] 正在向师叔申公豹问系呢
[00:05:11] 这哥俩都快急哭了
[00:05:13] 申公豹啊
[00:05:14] 热了
[00:05:16] 唉
[00:05:17] 他一看这两位殿下太单纯啦啊
[00:05:22] 太可爱了
[00:05:24] 沈公煲点了点头
[00:05:26] 好
[00:05:28] 你们不要着急上火啊
[00:05:31] 不是校对签名是吗
[00:05:33] 史书给你们拿个主意
[00:05:35] 我交给你们怎么发这个事这个事啊
[00:05:39] 要不发则一发
[00:05:41] 连你们的老师啊都得哈哈大笑
[00:05:47] 为什么让他们想都想不到
[00:05:51] 哎什么
[00:05:53] 这个刀下死啊
[00:05:54] 见一下王啊
[00:05:55] 这些都太俗了
[00:05:58] 就是啊
[00:06:00] 您别看那么俗
[00:06:02] 我们也说不出口
[00:06:03] 师叔您得教不教过我们这起誓发愿
[00:06:07] 这可不是个小事啊
[00:06:10] 这个发誓可不能乱发呀
[00:06:14] 那叫对天明示
[00:06:16] 您想想说了
[00:06:19] 那就得那么办呢
[00:06:21] 你要那么办
[00:06:23] 恐怕那你就应验了
[00:06:26] 啊
[00:06:26] 违背了你这个发誓
[00:06:30] 那恐怕呀
[00:06:31] 呃
[00:06:32] 就要这个这个
[00:06:34] 呃
[00:06:34] 怎么说的怎么报
[00:06:36] 呢那不麻烦了吗那个
[00:06:39] 师叔
[00:06:40] 您说我们该怎么说施工爆响了一下
[00:06:43] 嗨
[00:06:44] 这算得了什么
[00:06:45] 看把你们俩给急的
[00:06:48] 唉
[00:06:49] 难怪你们是皇上的儿子呀
[00:06:52] 这经验阅历太差
[00:06:55] 干嘛还用等这么几天时间
[00:06:59] 老师说完这话呢
[00:07:01] 张口就来
[00:07:02] 就发个日本口头禅骂啊
[00:07:06] 那就是口头晦气
[00:07:08] 口头晦气a
[00:07:09] 说完就拉倒
[00:07:12] 那怎么能够硬是呢
[00:07:14] 哦
[00:07:14] 其实就硬是啊嗨
[00:07:16] 告诉你们这么这吧
[00:07:19] 呃
[00:07:20] 先说你研究
[00:07:21] 你就对你师父广成子说说我此次代表下山辅佐我师叔姜子牙
[00:07:29] 哎
[00:07:29] 绝无反悔
[00:07:30] 绝无二心
[00:07:31] 如果我要是反悔变卦
[00:07:36] 下山变了心
[00:07:38] 就让我受到犁锄之苦
[00:07:42] 知道什么叫黎初之苦吗
[00:07:45] 银娇摇了摇头
[00:07:46] 没听说过
[00:07:48] 没听说过嗨
[00:07:50] 带过来告诉告诉你们黎初之苦啊
[00:07:55] 就是你
[00:07:56] 阿贝
[00:07:57] 凉山
[00:08:00] 给加起来
[00:08:02] 哎
[00:08:02] 把你丫给陷到这个梁山正中间儿
[00:08:09] 拿两座大山把你这么一挤
[00:08:12] 就把你这个头啊
[00:08:14] A Lu 到这个地平线上
[00:08:18] 在地面上就有一颗手机
[00:08:22] 然后呢
[00:08:23] 你看见过黎睇睇呢
[00:08:24] 离章没有啊
[00:08:27] 就把你押给李死
[00:08:30] 用那个离张把你头锄掉就完了
[00:08:34] 因交易厅这不行
[00:08:36] 怎么师叔您别开玩笑
[00:08:37] 我哪能发这么大的事啊
[00:08:41] 那还了得
[00:08:43] 怎么我我这不没事儿找事儿嘛
[00:08:46] 这不是
[00:08:47] 但一旦应验这不麻烦了
[00:08:49] 嗨
[00:08:51] 你真行啊
[00:08:53] 你这叫啊
[00:08:54] 哄着你师傅开心
[00:08:57] 哎
[00:08:58] 跟你师傅说着玩儿呢
[00:09:01] 这两个山怎么能够长到一块儿去啊
[00:09:04] 怎么能够两座大山把你给加起来
[00:09:08] 然后用犁把你给除了
[00:09:11] 这不没边儿的事儿吗
[00:09:14] 你这么一说
[00:09:15] 你老师这么一听是你算几了
[00:09:17] 然后啊
[00:09:18] 你把宝贝往腰里这么一吹
[00:09:21] 你就下山
[00:09:24] 因交易厅
[00:09:25] 那我下山之后怎么办呢
[00:09:27] 怎么办
[00:09:29] 你想怎么办呢
[00:09:31] 我得让我师叔姜子牙帐前听令
[00:09:33] 哎呀
[00:09:35] 你说你这孩子啊
[00:09:37] 跟我这么长时间我都白教导你啦
[00:09:41] 你糊涂啦啊
[00:09:45] 你知道你什么身份
[00:09:47] 不知道你是当朝太子啊
[00:09:52] B 是皇上殷纣王的长子
[00:09:57] 东宫之储君
[00:10:00] 所以储君储备皇帝a
[00:10:03] 你父亲驾崩那天
[00:10:05] 你就继位
[00:10:08] 浙音释江山就是你的啦
[00:10:12] 你可倒好
[00:10:13] 征信李师傅的话下山去
[00:10:16] 随着姜子牙去反你的父亲
[00:10:19] 你既不忠也不孝啊
[00:10:22] 第一呢
[00:10:23] 一小反伤子发父
[00:10:25] 这是最大的不孝
[00:10:27] 而且你放着大卫不记啊
[00:10:31] 你跟着别人一块儿推翻你父亲的草稿
[00:10:36] 你这最大的不忠
[00:10:39] 哪有你这样的人呢
[00:10:41] 如果你真那么做呀
[00:10:43] 哼
[00:10:43] 为师叔
[00:10:44] 我再也不理你了
[00:10:48] 这一番话说的
[00:10:49] 殷洪在旁边儿啊
[00:10:51] 直哆嗦
[00:10:53] 怎么了
[00:10:54] 好像是书
[00:10:56] 我师父吃精子
[00:10:58] 跟我也是这么交代的
[00:11:00] 让我也到卧室书姜子牙帐前听命湖说
[00:11:05] 你师傅呢
[00:11:06] 说胡话呢
[00:11:08] 我说你哥哥的同时啊
[00:11:10] 也再给你听呢
[00:11:12] 你也不能这么办
[00:11:14] 别人都可以a 跟着这个姜子牙
[00:11:19] 胡闹
[00:11:20] 唯独你们两个不行
[00:11:23] 你为什么一事天下事
[00:11:25] 你们兄弟的知道不知道
[00:11:28] 你哥哥以后要是继了位的话
[00:11:32] 你银红就是一字并肩王啊
[00:11:35] 跟你哥哥平分天下
[00:11:38] 啊
[00:11:39] 你帮着姜子牙
[00:11:41] 就是说帮着武王姬发
[00:11:44] 把你父亲纣王灭了
[00:11:47] 把音是江山
[00:11:48] 双手奉献给了别人
[00:11:51] 你们怎么办呢
[00:11:53] 你们在人家跟前称臣贾嘿
[00:11:57] 真要出手的呀
[00:12:00] 在世间还有这么一句俗话呢
[00:12:03] 楞当鸡头不当凤尾啊
[00:12:06] 你们可倒好
[00:12:08] 放着君主不做
[00:12:10] 去给人家当臣子
[00:12:12] 这不是发疯了吗
[00:12:13] 这不是是不是都喝了迷魂汤了都
[00:12:17] 获胜公报大发脾气
[00:12:21] 把殷郊殷洪给训的呀
[00:12:23] 俩人扑通一下
[00:12:24] 全跪那儿了
[00:12:26] 给申公豹一句磕头赔不是
[00:12:29] 行的
[00:12:30] 师叔您不用说了
[00:12:31] 我明白了
[00:12:33] 那么我可以啊
[00:12:34] 在我恩师跟前啊
[00:12:36] 发这么个事
[00:12:38] 如果说我下山变心
[00:12:40] 那我就受黎锄之苦
[00:12:42] 你就对了
[00:12:44] 殷洪这么一听
[00:12:45] 师叔
[00:12:45] 那我怎么办呢呢嘛
[00:12:47] 哎呀
[00:12:50] 申公豹还真为难了
[00:12:53] 费了好大力气
[00:12:55] 想了半天
[00:12:56] 帮着阴交
[00:12:57] 想起了离楚苦来
[00:12:59] 这阴红怎么办呢
[00:13:00] 合计来合计去呀
[00:13:02] 想了半天呢
[00:13:04] 他啪的一下一拍大腿
[00:13:07] 想洗衣剂来
[00:13:10] 行了
[00:13:12] 把殷洪叫到跟前
[00:13:13] 你呀就这么这么这么说
[00:13:17] 因红眼了
[00:13:19] 哎呀
[00:13:20] 师叔
[00:13:21] 如果我真要变了心的话
[00:13:25] 这能像您说的这样吗
[00:13:29] 沈公豹冷笑了一声
[00:13:31] 怎么
[00:13:31] 那怎么可能呢
[00:13:33] 嗯
[00:13:36] 申公豹啊
[00:13:37] 密授机
[00:13:39] 哎
[00:13:39] 对这两位太子殿下
[00:13:42] 他千叮咛万嘱咐嘱咐完了之后
[00:13:46] 小哥儿俩转身都走了
[00:13:48] 只见申公豹啊
[00:13:50] 望着桃源洞的方向
[00:13:53] 又看了一看
[00:13:55] 九华山
[00:13:57] 他瞅着这俩地方笑了
[00:14:02] 暗自啊叨咕了一句
[00:14:05] 他叨咕什么咣铛则赤精子
[00:14:09] 你们两个可都够聪明的啊
[00:14:12] 你们两个对姜子牙来说
[00:14:16] 那可是真够卖力气的呀啊
[00:14:20] 恨不得呀
[00:14:22] 一下子就平定了
[00:14:24] 因受的江山
[00:14:27] 宝武王姬发登基坐殿
[00:14:30] 慌
[00:14:30] 降
[00:14:33] 我申公豹不才啊
[00:14:35] 我要教你们一个天翻地覆
[00:14:38] 一时一刻
[00:14:39] 我也不让这姜子牙踏实了
[00:14:43] 我让你们12 大弟子一个也甭想啊
[00:14:46] 稳稳当当的坐在这个动词里边儿
[00:14:50] 认真修炼
[00:14:53] 我好好的跟你们闹腾闹腾
[00:14:57] 说完之后
[00:14:58] 申公豹一跺脚
[00:15:00] 走了
[00:15:02] 好吗
[00:15:04] 他走了
[00:15:04] 这殷郊
[00:15:05] 殷洪可信以为真了
[00:15:07] 哥儿俩各自回山
[00:15:11] 殷郊刚回来
[00:15:14] 水火童子找他来了
[00:15:16] 哎
[00:15:16] 师哥师傅教你呢
[00:15:19] 哎
[00:15:19] 我这就去饮酒腾腾腾跑来
[00:15:23] 往师傅云床前衣柜
[00:15:26] 黄橙子问他呀
[00:15:28] 怎么我给了你
[00:15:31] 两三天的时间呢
[00:15:34] 叫你想一想
[00:15:36] 你只有对天明誓之后
[00:15:38] 我才能叫你下山
[00:15:40] 师父弟子知道您这是疼爱弟子我
[00:15:45] 怕我呀
[00:15:46] 中途变心
[00:15:49] 恩师啊
[00:15:50] 您是我救命的老师
[00:15:52] 我的命都是您给的药
[00:15:55] 没有您的指点
[00:15:57] 怎么能够
[00:15:58] 我在午门脱单呢
[00:16:00] 早就被我父皇给杀了
[00:16:04] 我父皇害死了结发妻
[00:16:07] 啊
[00:16:08] 这是杀妻灭子啊
[00:16:11] 他确实是一个昏君
[00:16:13] 我绝不会去宝厂
[00:16:15] 今天我在恩施跟前发下宏誓大愿
[00:16:19] 如果说我离开老师
[00:16:22] 要是变化了心肠
[00:16:25] 弟子就受黎锄之苦
[00:16:28] 让两座大山把我架起来
[00:16:30] 然后用犁杖
[00:16:33] 把我给逼死
[00:16:37] 哈哈
[00:16:38] 王成子这么一听
[00:16:40] 点点头啊
[00:16:42] 托儿严重啦
[00:16:44] 好起来吧
[00:16:46] 把他叫起来
[00:16:48] 让他平身之后赐给他几件宝物
[00:16:52] 其中特别是这颗翻天印
[00:16:55] 这可不能轻易用啊
[00:16:57] 怎么这番天印要是记起来
[00:17:00] 那是不管是谁啊
[00:17:03] 就打你个蒙灯转向
[00:17:07] 啊
[00:17:07] 晕头晕脑
[00:17:09] 让翻天印砸上
[00:17:11] 轻者说
[00:17:13] 那就找不着东西南北了
[00:17:15] 重者说呢
[00:17:16] 当时毙命啊
[00:17:19] 大如今先难逃
[00:17:21] 埃因交二次跪倒
[00:17:23] 把饭提音接过来
[00:17:26] 辞别恩师
[00:17:27] 他下山
[00:17:30] 下山啊
[00:17:31] 没敢往远了走
[00:17:33] 为什么约会好了
[00:17:35] 他等着他
[00:17:36] 弟弟阿银红是一同前往
[00:17:41] 因洪珍来了
[00:17:44] 哎
[00:17:44] 哥俩一见面简直是喜出望外
[00:17:48] 林娇娇问他兄弟
[00:17:51] 啊
[00:17:52] DD
[00:17:53] 你发誓没发誓
[00:17:55] 一红一听我当然发誓了
[00:17:58] 你怎么说的我就按着诗书申公豹交给我呢
[00:18:02] 话说的
[00:18:03] 说完之后呢
[00:18:05] 嗨
[00:18:05] 别提了
[00:18:07] 惹得我老师赤精子啊
[00:18:09] 是仰天大笑
[00:18:11] 把我师傅乐得前仰后合的
[00:18:14] 你怎么说的我给你学一遍
[00:18:19] 这殷洪啊
[00:18:21] 呃
[00:18:21] 比音教聪明
[00:18:24] 脑子反应也快
[00:18:27] 申公豹密授机宜之后
[00:18:30] 他跑到老师赤精子的跟前往云床前衣柜
[00:18:36] 当他要接这个阴阳宝镜的时候
[00:18:40] 吃精子啊
[00:18:41] 也怕他反复喽
[00:18:43] 也怕他下山变了心
[00:18:45] 哎
[00:18:46] 让金红要发个誓
[00:18:49] 尹弘当着赤精子
[00:18:52] 把这个事愿说出来
[00:18:53] 他这一说
[00:18:54] 把他老师给招乐了
[00:18:58] 怎么回事儿呢
[00:19:00] 银狐说
[00:19:01] 如果我下了山
[00:19:03] 唉
[00:19:04] 要是
[00:19:05] 背叛了老师
[00:19:07] 要是变了心
[00:19:09] 啊
[00:19:10] 不罚我的父亲
[00:19:12] 甚至我去啊
[00:19:13] 辅佐ing 中
[00:19:17] 那么跟稀奇较量
[00:19:19] 如果我要这么做
[00:19:22] 那怎么办呢
[00:19:23] 就让啊
[00:19:24] 大教主
[00:19:26] 太上老君大教主的太极图
[00:19:31] 来把我呀
[00:19:33] 卷起来
[00:19:35] 化成灰烬
[00:19:40] 为什么赤精子听完了弟子殷洪发誓之后她了
[00:19:47] 赤精子觉得奇怪奇怪
[00:19:50] 这个殷洪这个孩子太聪明了
[00:19:53] 怎么会起这么个事儿
[00:19:56] 怎么能想得到啊
[00:19:58] 大教主太上老君的太极图
[00:20:02] 那太极图谁能动得了啊
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