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[00:00:00] 春天萌芽出土
[00:00:04] 夏天
[00:00:05] 荷花飘飘
[00:00:08] 秋天树叶被风摇
[00:00:11] 冬天百草穿孝
[00:00:15] 四字并成一字不差半点分毫
[00:00:20] 暑去寒来
[00:00:22] *人的刀
[00:00:24] 劝君珍惜
[00:00:26] 时光美好
[00:00:31] 几具残尸面吧
[00:00:34] 书接前文
[00:00:37] 金头虎、贾明、赛时前的杨香武双双遇险
[00:00:45] 正在颈关节要的时候
[00:00:47] 大贼魔欧阳天佐感到
[00:00:52] 秦牛啊
[00:00:54] 一开始欧阳偏左吓得魂不附体
[00:01:00] 因为他早就领教过了
[00:01:03] 知道欧阳弟兄在江湖武林当中独树一帜
[00:01:10] 一般人惹不起
[00:01:12] 他要来了
[00:01:14] 大概是够呛
[00:01:17] 可呢
[00:01:18] 曹德斌、曹保山、韩晓春
[00:01:22] 这些人没跟大规模交过手
[00:01:26] 光文明不知道厉害
[00:01:30] 这仨小子是明眉瞪眼呢
[00:01:33] 你欧阳天佐有什么了不起
[00:01:37] 曹彬一平鬼头刀是直奔大贼魔
[00:01:43] 假名就喊上
[00:01:45] 哎呀我哥贼吗
[00:01:47] 大爷手下可别留情
[00:01:51] 往死了
[00:01:52] 打一个好东西都没有
[00:01:57] 她这一提醒
[00:01:59] 欧阳天佐心里就明白了心说杀不尽的毛贼草寇
[00:02:05] 这些东西太可恨了
[00:02:08] 真是可杀而不可留
[00:02:10] 今天绝不能心慈手软
[00:02:14] 他晃动大烟袋
[00:02:17] 跟曹德斌站在一处
[00:02:20] 一伸手
[00:02:21] 曹德斌才发现这个贼魔可不是好惹
[00:02:27] 屋前就呼左右
[00:02:28] 又变化无常
[00:02:31] 他这两下哪行正在手忙脚乱之时
[00:02:35] 啪一眼袋正揍
[00:02:37] 脑袋上揍了个脑浆
[00:02:40] 迸裂窟通死在那儿
[00:02:43] 曹宝山往上移动
[00:02:45] 论刀便堕
[00:02:46] 没有十个照面儿啪
[00:02:50] 一烟袋锅扣的后脑勺上了
[00:02:54] 死于非命
[00:02:57] 贾明一看出手真漂亮
[00:03:00] 哎呦
[00:03:01] 两下子还行
[00:03:03] 快救我们
[00:03:05] 就在这时
[00:03:07] 飞天鼠秦尤和那韩小春见势不妙
[00:03:12] 逃之夭夭
[00:03:16] 那些打手有的知趣地跑了
[00:03:21] 有的还不知趣儿拎着家伙往上闯
[00:03:25] 让大贼魔一顿烟袋锅扣底儿滚的滚爬
[00:03:32] 欧阳天佐把杨翔舞和假名的绑绳解开
[00:03:36] 补牙混账无比该死
[00:03:39] 你们自己料理后事
[00:03:41] 我追贼去了
[00:03:42] 还快追
[00:03:44] 别让耗子跑了
[00:03:49] 大灾毛晃
[00:03:50] 身形跳出他们家
[00:03:52] 顺着大道就追下去
[00:03:55] 天黑呀
[00:03:56] 眼目不得劲儿
[00:03:58] 但是欧阳偏左有特殊地功夫还是一双夜眼
[00:04:05] 就好像带了红外线眼镜差不多
[00:04:08] 别人看不见他
[00:04:10] 他能看见
[00:04:13] 到了村子外的山路之中
[00:04:15] 他一看前头跑着俩人
[00:04:19] 吉吉赛丧家之犬
[00:04:21] 忙忙似漏网之鱼啊
[00:04:24] 还有个人背着个盒子
[00:04:26] 慌慌张张
[00:04:29] 欧阳天佐鑫说呗
[00:04:30] 盒子的肯定是飞天鼠秦尤那盒子里装的肯定是国宝珍珠佛
[00:04:39] 说什么也得把他逮住
[00:04:42] 大贼魔往下一趴
[00:04:44] 一施展夜行术
[00:04:48] 虎牙混张无比该死
[00:04:50] 你给我站住
[00:04:54] 嫌他是个双阳岔道
[00:04:56] 这俩贼啊
[00:04:58] 往两边跑啊蹭
[00:05:02] 等欧阳天佐追到叉路口一看
[00:05:05] 犯难了
[00:05:08] 他两个跑的是两个方向
[00:05:10] 我我追哪个呢
[00:05:13] 他一讲我追背盒子
[00:05:16] 为这事国宝珍珠佛啊
[00:05:18] 对
[00:05:19] 因此
[00:05:20] 他奔东北方向又追出有一里地
[00:05:25] 眼看追近了
[00:05:27] 前面那个贼回头看了看
[00:05:29] 追上来了
[00:05:30] 一不小心被石头绊了一下
[00:05:34] 脚面耳扑通摔到道边儿
[00:05:39] 欧阳天佐就好像鹰拿燕雀一般
[00:05:43] 非神经跳过来
[00:05:44] 乌鸦别动
[00:05:47] 一脚把你贼踩住了
[00:05:50] 等哈一机一看呢
[00:05:53] 不是飞天鼠清油
[00:05:56] 是那个笑面虎韩晓春
[00:06:01] 但是欧阳天佐一响
[00:06:04] 他身上背着盒子
[00:06:06] 先把国宝得到
[00:06:07] 手也没白追
[00:06:11] 他冰吧
[00:06:11] 给韩晓春来俩嘴巴
[00:06:13] 您胳膊捆上
[00:06:15] 然后把盒子接下来背到自己的身上
[00:06:18] 拎着韩晓春回转村庄
[00:06:23] 妹妹说
[00:06:23] 怎么不追求啊
[00:06:25] 追不上了
[00:06:27] 一耽误功夫的亲友早跑没影儿了
[00:06:32] 欧阳天佐钦说
[00:06:33] 先把国宝送回去再说
[00:06:38] 等回的烂师村来到老曹家家里
[00:06:42] 假名杨香武已经把后事处理完毕
[00:06:47] 什么后事啊
[00:06:48] 死尸掩埋
[00:06:50] 受伤的关在一个屋里
[00:06:53] 把那些举手投降的全集合起来
[00:06:57] 杨香
[00:06:58] 武骏华和杨香武还来了劲儿
[00:07:02] 山中无老虎
[00:07:04] 猴子当大王
[00:07:06] 洋洋午倒背着
[00:07:07] 手晃着枣胡
[00:07:09] 脑袋正在这白活呢
[00:07:11] 听吧
[00:07:13] 你们食神为贼懂得贼吗
[00:07:17] 上为贼父贼母下为贼子
[00:07:19] 贼孙本身为贼
[00:07:21] 顶风都臭着800里
[00:07:24] 你们干这有什么好处
[00:07:26] 应当做一个安善良民
[00:07:30] 老子我有好生之德
[00:07:33] 我要歪歪嘴把你们送交官府
[00:07:36] 至少得坐十年大牢
[00:07:40] 看着你们拖家带口不容易啊
[00:07:43] 算了吧
[00:07:44] 从今之后改恶向善
[00:07:48] 这才是正路
[00:07:50] 你们听见了吗
[00:07:51] 啊是是是听见了
[00:07:52] 是是我们一定做安善良民呃
[00:07:56] 我在讲几句
[00:07:57] 说他还讲几句
[00:08:00] 假名背着手腆着草包
[00:08:02] 肚子迈着罗圈腿儿在队伍的前边走来走去
[00:08:08] 听着啊
[00:08:10] 刚才小五讲了
[00:08:12] 说的都是金石良言
[00:08:15] 尔等食神为贼实在是人生一大遗憾呢啊
[00:08:21] 应当做个好老百姓奉公守法
[00:08:25] 能有多好
[00:08:27] 但这种事儿是有时候能发点财
[00:08:31] 有时候吃喝不愁
[00:08:33] 但是提心吊胆到头来没有好结果
[00:08:37] 明白吗你们看看我
[00:08:40] 我叫恨天无霸恨地无环的铁霸王天下第一的英雄
[00:08:47] 别看我遭了点儿风险
[00:08:50] 到头来总能够逢凶化吉
[00:08:53] 遇难呈祥
[00:08:55] 我是英雄
[00:08:57] 你们应当向我学听见没是
[00:09:00] 是是
[00:09:01] 一定向您学
[00:09:04] 你说说这话多没意思
[00:09:06] 正在这儿白活着欧阳天佐回来了
[00:09:10] 乌鸦浑身无比跟吴老人家回来了
[00:09:15] 贾明阳小五一看他手里拎着个人儿一瞅
[00:09:19] 这韩晓春不是秦牛
[00:09:23] 假名就一波了脑袋
[00:09:26] 你抓它干什么呢
[00:09:28] 你抓那耗子婚前无比盖子
[00:09:32] 你懂得个屁
[00:09:34] 我故意不能顾二啊
[00:09:37] 他身上背着国宝珍珠博
[00:09:39] 我不追他追谁啊
[00:09:41] 是这么回事儿
[00:09:43] 那珍珠泼在我的背后
[00:09:48] 欧阳天佐赶紧把包袱解下来
[00:09:52] 进了屋往八仙桌上一放
[00:09:55] 杨翔舞几个人围拢过来
[00:09:57] 得眼看眼看
[00:10:01] 等把盒子打开
[00:10:03] 不看便罢
[00:10:04] 一看哪来的珍珠佛呀
[00:10:08] 里边是半块砖头
[00:10:12] 贾明医不了脑袋活
[00:10:14] 我这就叫珍珠佛呀
[00:10:16] 哎呀
[00:10:17] 我这什么呢
[00:10:18] 这不茅房的砖头
[00:10:22] 啊
[00:10:22] 贼魔
[00:10:22] 不看则可看罢
[00:10:24] 之后这脸盆就红了
[00:10:26] 额呀
[00:10:28] 哎呀
[00:10:28] 这是怎么搞的
[00:10:31] 欧阳天佐
[00:10:32] 那么聪明的人
[00:10:33] 从来没吃过亏
[00:10:36] 今儿个这亏吃的太饱了
[00:10:39] 眼睛都红了
[00:10:41] 也没遇上假名和杨祥武这么不开眼
[00:10:45] 这俩人的嘴都够损的
[00:10:48] 假名看完之后冷笑一声
[00:10:51] 哼哼哎呀
[00:10:53] 我说老前辈啊
[00:10:55] 算了算了
[00:10:58] 什么贼魔不贼魔的狗屁
[00:11:02] 你空有其名
[00:11:04] 无有
[00:11:04] 其实啊
[00:11:05] 今天你说你
[00:11:06] 你这事儿干的丢人现眼呐
[00:11:11] 我叫你找国宝珍珠佛
[00:11:14] 谁让你没事儿找砖头去
[00:11:16] 哎
[00:11:16] 这玩意儿哪都有用得着你吗
[00:11:20] 真叫我可发一笑啊
[00:11:23] 哈哈哈
[00:11:25] 杨祥武也说
[00:11:26] 嗨
[00:11:26] 我前辈
[00:11:27] 那怎么整的乱七八糟的
[00:11:30] 你这不费力不讨好吗
[00:11:32] 结果真诸佛没找回来
[00:11:35] 把元凶清油也放跑了
[00:11:38] 要是我们哥俩还有情可原
[00:11:41] 因为我们是饭桶啊
[00:11:43] 你是大规模
[00:11:45] 你那么高的名望
[00:11:46] 那么大的本事
[00:11:47] 怎么干这事儿
[00:11:49] 哎呀呀
[00:11:49] 要是我呀
[00:11:50] 尿泡尿都得气死
[00:11:54] 你说这210 才一行
[00:11:57] 欧阳天佐
[00:11:57] 哪受得了
[00:12:00] 大贼魔
[00:12:01] 一转身把韩晓春像拖死狗一样拽起来无压力说
[00:12:07] 这次咱们回去
[00:12:09] 哎
[00:12:11] 贾明、杨香武也问他
[00:12:14] 韩小春呢
[00:12:16] 到了现在
[00:12:18] 带着绝望的表情
[00:12:20] 呃呃
[00:12:21] 我说
[00:12:23] 我说呀
[00:12:24] 这事儿是这么回事儿
[00:12:26] 清游
[00:12:26] 这小子真损哪
[00:12:29] 你们上当了
[00:12:30] 我也上当了
[00:12:32] 说怎么回事儿
[00:12:34] 他是怎么回事
[00:12:36] 我们俩往外跑
[00:12:39] 我问他上哪去
[00:12:40] 他上玉皇顶金钟寺要去找那如意罗汉
[00:12:45] 如意罗汉是个和尚
[00:12:48] 要论辈份讲
[00:12:49] 那还是我D 钱被能耐大的不得了
[00:12:53] 要求如意老和尚保护我
[00:12:55] 说好吧
[00:12:56] 我就跟着跑呗跑
[00:12:58] 他说
[00:12:58] 哎兄弟
[00:12:59] 咱这么办行不
[00:13:01] 你替我背着国宝
[00:13:03] 我呢
[00:13:03] 腾出手来跟他们决斗
[00:13:06] 倘若他们把我追上我
[00:13:08] 我就拼了
[00:13:10] 你呢
[00:13:11] 背着珍珠佛先赶奔金钟寺
[00:13:15] 到了那块儿向我问好
[00:13:17] 如果一但我有个马高凳短
[00:13:20] 三长两短
[00:13:21] 你好给我报仇
[00:13:23] 我就信以为真了
[00:13:25] 我也没看这盒子里装的什么
[00:13:28] 匆忙之间我就背上了
[00:13:30] 哪知道是半块砖头
[00:13:32] 他把珍珠佛背走了
[00:13:35] 使了一招
[00:13:35] 偷梁换柱
[00:13:37] 我这小子可真够损的
[00:13:40] 哎呀
[00:13:43] 欧阳天佐气的蹦蹦直蹦心说清游记
[00:13:48] 小的真滑呀
[00:13:51] 我遇上那么多的贼
[00:13:53] 哪个都不傻
[00:13:55] 但是像秦牛这样的不多
[00:13:58] 哎呀
[00:13:59] 难怪假名香菇说
[00:14:01] 我说的一点儿都不假
[00:14:03] 混帐无比
[00:14:07] 他一生气
[00:14:08] 把手举起来
[00:14:09] 对着韩晓春的脑袋
[00:14:11] 你个糊涂虫
[00:14:13] 啪啪啪
[00:14:15] 把脑袋给揍了
[00:14:17] 死了呗
[00:14:19] 叫人掩埋尸体
[00:14:21] 欧阳天所就说
[00:14:23] 吴洋
[00:14:23] 你们两个翁逼搁这等着我
[00:14:25] 一定把琴有追回来
[00:14:28] 我要追回国宝珍珠佛
[00:14:31] 欧阳天左转身要走
[00:14:34] 让贾明一把给拉住了
[00:14:36] 说
[00:14:37] 等等吧
[00:14:39] 我老人家哪儿都甭去了
[00:14:42] 咱姐仨死活得在一块儿
[00:14:45] 为什么这么说呢
[00:14:47] 你有能耐
[00:14:48] 我们哥儿俩能耐也不小
[00:14:50] 咱们就互相借重
[00:14:52] 有时候一个人想不到的事儿
[00:14:54] 咱仨人儿出点子
[00:14:57] 这回无论如何得把这耗子逮住孤军奋战
[00:15:02] 不失上策
[00:15:03] 我你先别走
[00:15:05] 杨香武也劝欧阳天佐一看
[00:15:09] 天已经早都亮起来了
[00:15:12] 再找秦邮恐怕也不太容易
[00:15:15] 算了吧
[00:15:17] 123 凑在一块儿
[00:15:20] 安逸些
[00:15:20] 老曹家的事儿
[00:15:22] 咱且不提
[00:15:24] 他们爱怎么地怎么地
[00:15:26] 但是说天佐带着二小起身赶奔金钟寺
[00:15:31] 他们就听说呀金钟寺
[00:15:34] 修道九鼎铁茶山上
[00:15:38] 没来过
[00:15:40] 等进了大山之后
[00:15:41] 有点发懵
[00:15:44] 是九鼎铁叉山案件数来说
[00:15:47] 应当九个山头
[00:15:50] 可数了
[00:15:51] 数有上百个山头
[00:15:54] 呃
[00:15:54] 究竟哪座山叫九鼎铁叉山要把所有的大山都走遍了
[00:16:01] 没十天八天的转不过来
[00:16:04] 123 就犯懵
[00:16:06] 翻山越岭
[00:16:09] 想找个人都找不着
[00:16:12] 哎哟
[00:16:13] 123 这个饭局啊
[00:16:15] 快走的正当午时了
[00:16:19] 登高一望还真不错
[00:16:21] 山沟里有座小村庄
[00:16:24] A
[00:16:25] 有人家有人家就有人
[00:16:28] 咱们到那儿
[00:16:29] 打听打听爷仨顺着山路来到小村子里头
[00:16:36] 您说这地方能大得了
[00:16:38] 顺着山路的路边儿稀稀落落
[00:16:42] 有几十户人家
[00:16:44] 你还真别说
[00:16:46] 还真有一处店房
[00:16:48] 紧靠着山绿地边
[00:16:51] 三间门脸儿漂着幌子
[00:16:54] 后边还带变的
[00:16:57] 横匾上写着仨字
[00:16:59] 瑜伽垫
[00:17:01] 老于家开的
[00:17:04] 先说呀
[00:17:05] 到这儿歇歇
[00:17:06] 腿儿吃点东西
[00:17:08] 然后打听打听再赶奔心中四
[00:17:13] 仨人往屋里的
[00:17:14] 刚要迈步
[00:17:15] 从里边出来个伙计
[00:17:19] 呃
[00:17:19] 这个伙计愣头愣脑的把胳膊一扬买卖
[00:17:22] 哎
[00:17:23] 等等找谁
[00:17:26] 杨香武一听这词儿就变了
[00:17:28] 找谁
[00:17:30] 你不电房饭馆儿吗
[00:17:32] 你说找谁啊
[00:17:34] 我们想吃点东西
[00:17:36] 不卖不不卖不卖
[00:17:39] 我不卖
[00:17:40] 你挑着黄子挑着皇子就是招揽客人呢
[00:17:45] 怎么不卖呢
[00:17:46] 这你就管不着了
[00:17:48] 我们乐意卖就卖
[00:17:49] 不愿意卖就不卖去去去
[00:17:51] 没功夫搭理你
[00:17:55] 谁能受得了
[00:17:56] 按新词来说
[00:17:58] 服务态度这是
[00:18:00] 比方
[00:18:01] 现在我们到某家饭馆去吃饭
[00:18:03] 里头服务员这么对待咱们咱能受得了吗
[00:18:07] 没脾气的人也得翻脸呢
[00:18:11] 何况杨祥武他们仨每个人都憋着一肚子火
[00:18:15] 无处发泄
[00:18:18] 一看这伙计不说人话
[00:18:20] 杨祥虎受不了他
[00:18:22] 咋骂他来着
[00:18:23] 我说小子
[00:18:24] 你皮子发紧是不是想找人跟你熟一熟啊
[00:18:30] 这俩嘴巴
[00:18:32] 我的火气打得直眨眼
[00:18:34] 哈哈哈
[00:18:36] 你们敢打我打你怎么的打你啦你敢怎么的
[00:18:41] 有种D 你们等着
[00:18:44] 杨小五也乐了
[00:18:46] 我们等着你
[00:18:47] 怎么着你还什么特殊的能耐吗
[00:18:51] 这伙计转身往里就走
[00:18:54] 时间不大
[00:18:55] 领出个老头来
[00:18:58] 小伙计比比画画做介绍
[00:19:00] 老头迈步来到饭馆的门外弹奏一生
[00:19:04] 嗯哼
[00:19:07] 上午怎么打人呢
[00:19:09] 你找谁
[00:19:10] 他YUU
[00:19:15] 杨祥武瞪眼一看
[00:19:16] 非是旁人
[00:19:18] 这老者正是圣手昆仑侠胜英说
[00:19:24] 我师父怎么在这儿呢
[00:19:25] 哎呀
[00:19:26] 这事儿新鲜
[00:19:28] 杨祥武赶紧躬身施礼
[00:19:31] 师傅是您
[00:19:32] 那您怎么在这儿假名也过来
[00:19:35] 哎
[00:19:36] 哎呦
[00:19:37] 三大爷还真神累
[00:19:39] 没想到在这儿相遇
[00:19:42] 欧阳天佐野过来了
[00:19:44] 乌鸦三哥没想到再次相见
[00:19:49] 上江拉着欧阳天佐的手
[00:19:52] 兄弟真想你啊
[00:19:55] 哈哈
[00:19:56] 真是两座山到不了一起
[00:19:59] 两个人终归能见面的
[00:20:02] 来来来
[00:20:03] 此地并非讲话之所
[00:20:05] 里边一叙
[00:20:08] 携手揽腕往里走
[00:20:10] 贾明阳、小五在后头
[00:20:12] 跟着没有伙计捂着腮帮子直眨眼
[00:20:15] 看来这俩嘴巴白挨了
[00:20:19] 等进了正房
[00:20:20] 一看或屋里头一帮人呢
[00:20:24] 铁牌道人
[00:20:25] 诸葛山珍大侠前事中都在座
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