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[00:00:01] 黄天霸在两军阵前连胜了两阵
[00:00:07] 刀劈黄手艺
[00:00:09] 和于飞于万里
[00:00:12] 总辖大寨主孙飞、孙文广沉不住气
[00:00:17] 眼睛都红了
[00:00:19] 秦双沟
[00:00:21] 要迎战**吧
[00:00:24] 被军事胡连呢
[00:00:26] 把他拦住了
[00:00:27] 胡连说的有道理
[00:00:30] 你是三军统帅
[00:00:32] 你要e 亲自出马
[00:00:34] 我们全都没笔了
[00:00:36] 您着什么急啊
[00:00:38] 早着喝呢
[00:00:40] 咱们山上是人才济济
[00:00:43] 随便找出人
[00:00:44] 就能对付得了她
[00:00:47] 大家苦劝孙飞没办法停止双工
[00:00:52] 气呼呼坐在金交椅上
[00:00:54] 嗯
[00:00:57] 如此说来
[00:00:59] 哪个去站黄天霸
[00:01:02] 刚说到这
[00:01:04] 深吼嗷一嗓子蹦过一个大汉
[00:01:09] 宗霞大债主
[00:01:10] 我去
[00:01:12] 孙菲
[00:01:13] 看谁啊
[00:01:14] 人送绰号展翅
[00:01:17] 神雕皮蓬皮万年
[00:01:21] 皮蓬啊谁家也有两下子
[00:01:25] 也是玉泉山凤凰岭的猛将之一
[00:01:29] 皮盖住
[00:01:31] 黄天霸可不是好对付的
[00:01:34] 你千万得留神
[00:01:36] 您放心吧
[00:01:37] 我心里有底
[00:01:39] 这家倒提紫金棍飞身上小船来迎战黄田坝
[00:01:46] 还没等着伸手呢
[00:01:48] 单说照B 照B 在后头观战
[00:01:51] 暗挑大拇指罢了
[00:01:53] 难怪我老兄弟狂真有两下子
[00:01:57] 但是他知道
[00:01:59] 双拳难敌四手
[00:02:01] 好汉架不住人多呀
[00:02:03] 他打了胜仗
[00:02:04] 就是一鼓作气
[00:02:06] 你老叫她打气脉就短了
[00:02:10] 到时候稍微慢了一点
[00:02:13] 不是受伤就得大声性命
[00:02:16] 因此照壁一看来来来
[00:02:19] 我想收军锣
[00:02:21] 想让我老兄弟回来
[00:02:22] 咱这么多人呢
[00:02:24] 替换替换
[00:02:27] 李广通一听也对她也心疼
[00:02:29] **吧
[00:02:30] 见好就收
[00:02:31] 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦
[00:02:35] 收军锣制一想
[00:02:36] 黄天霸军医皱眉
[00:02:39] 一看来人了
[00:02:41] 还没等问通明性后边锣响
[00:02:44] 这是有急事叫我回去
[00:02:47] 不能违抗军令
[00:02:48] 单手提刀
[00:02:50] 回归本队
[00:02:52] 回来黄田坝就不乐意了
[00:02:55] 问赵璧
[00:02:56] 赵大哥怎么回事儿
[00:02:58] 我老兄弟跟哥哥学
[00:03:00] 见好就收
[00:03:01] 我剩两镇
[00:03:03] 你也剩两阵
[00:03:05] 这账啊
[00:03:05] 没头儿早着喝
[00:03:08] 你沉住气
[00:03:10] 喝点水
[00:03:11] 缓缓乏
[00:03:12] 一会儿缓足了劲儿再打也不迟
[00:03:16] 哎
[00:03:16] 兄弟你说是这个理儿不
[00:03:20] 黄天霸本来想发作
[00:03:24] 要换旁人的黄天霸
[00:03:25] 就得吵吵几句
[00:03:26] 我正在兴头上
[00:03:29] 完全有能力再胜两镇
[00:03:32] 你看这节骨眼儿是吧
[00:03:34] 把我给叫回来
[00:03:35] 但是一看是赵B 说的话
[00:03:38] 又一琢磨
[00:03:39] 说的也尽情尽理
[00:03:41] 田坝只好点了点头
[00:03:44] He dao 退在一旁
[00:03:47] 照B 是总指挥啊
[00:03:49] 往左右看看我
[00:03:50] 各位啊
[00:03:52] 别卖不了就输
[00:03:53] 该戳起来看呢
[00:03:55] 哎
[00:03:56] 听本总指挥列
[00:03:59] 我度和熊啊
[00:04:01] 嗯
[00:04:02] 你过来
[00:04:04] 杜科雄扛着大铁锹过来了
[00:04:07] 老师
[00:04:08] 什么事儿
[00:04:09] 我你小子就知道吃大饼牛肉啊啊
[00:04:13] 你知道吗
[00:04:15] 这个得通过打仗换取
[00:04:18] 该你的啦去
[00:04:20] 登上中央的大船
[00:04:23] 跟你老叔学用大铁锹拍死俩
[00:04:27] 回来多给你点肉吃
[00:04:29] 听没听呢
[00:04:31] 太好了
[00:04:32] 我一看打仗
[00:04:33] 我心里特高兴
[00:04:34] 就那小子包给我来
[00:04:39] 少爷杜科雄亲自出马了
[00:04:42] 这位一出马就乐子大了
[00:04:44] 人那小船儿
[00:04:46] 别把她肚子正中央比武台小船儿贴近官船
[00:04:51] 让葬爷上传
[00:04:53] 葬爷一脚蹬空
[00:04:55] 不但没上了小船崩
[00:04:57] 一个猛子掉入水中
[00:05:00] 可把大伙儿吓坏了
[00:05:02] 心说这家伙怎么这么虎
[00:05:04] 你到看准了再迈步
[00:05:07] 黄田坝
[00:05:08] 喊一声
[00:05:08] 快就
[00:05:10] 跳进几个喽罗兵都是水性
[00:05:13] 非常精通
[00:05:15] 哪知道葬爷一个猛子下去
[00:05:17] 紧跟着脑瓜探出水面
[00:05:20] 哎哟
[00:05:21] 好凉快
[00:05:22] 嘿嘿
[00:05:23] 扎了个猛子也挺好
[00:05:25] 挺好的
[00:05:26] 扛着铁锹上了小船呢
[00:05:29] 闹了半天
[00:05:30] 这位水性净土
[00:05:33] 你看喊啥喊啥的
[00:05:34] 在水里的一般人比不了他
[00:05:39] 湿漉漉的衣服登上小船之后
[00:05:42] 把它摆到比武台附近
[00:05:45] 他不会高来高去的功夫
[00:05:47] 这是个笨家伙
[00:05:49] 左看看右看看
[00:05:51] 她娘家的还得往上爬
[00:05:56] 费了九牛二虎的劲才爬上来
[00:06:00] 小船回去咱不说
[00:06:02] 咱说灶王爷上了船之后把浑身上下的水甩了甩
[00:06:07] 把外衣脱了
[00:06:09] 向宁毛巾一样哗哗名了
[00:06:12] 宁走了
[00:06:12] 走了再穿上
[00:06:14] 把脸上的水扑了一把啊
[00:06:18] 哎呀
[00:06:19] 好凉快X 1 捡起大铁锹
[00:06:23] 直奔皮蓬皮万年
[00:06:27] 等到了近前呢
[00:06:29] 造业也不伸手扛着大铁锹
[00:06:32] 伸出左手的瞎比划
[00:06:35] 皮蓬就傻了眼了
[00:06:38] 你看这傻小子干嘛
[00:06:39] 这是你比划什么我
[00:06:42] 比如说咱俩谁高谁矮谁胖谁瘦
[00:06:49] 废话
[00:06:51] 今天在这是玩命
[00:06:52] 答的是帐比的是输赢
[00:06:55] 你管高矮胖瘦有个屁用啊
[00:06:58] 哎
[00:06:59] 你叫什么名字
[00:07:00] 我叫嗯嗯
[00:07:02] 杜科雄老师给我送的外号叫赵王爷我告诉你
[00:07:08] 小子乖乖地听话
[00:07:11] 让我啪嚓把你拍扁喽
[00:07:14] 回去我老师给我大饼牛肉吃
[00:07:18] 你要不听话我拍不扁你回去我就得挨饿
[00:07:23] 挨饿
[00:07:24] 那滋味可难受了
[00:07:26] 什么玩意儿乱七八糟的
[00:07:28] 可把皮蓬给气坏了
[00:07:30] 闹了半天差官对
[00:07:32] 还养了个傻子
[00:07:34] 哎呀
[00:07:36] 他火往上撞小贼
[00:07:39] 你就是黄天霸的替死鬼啦
[00:07:44] 明来
[00:07:46] 论起大棍子
[00:07:47] 搂头便砸呀
[00:07:50] 啥英雄一看急眼了啊
[00:07:52] 娘子你不听话
[00:07:54] 还打我拿个小花了棒
[00:07:57] 你想赢谁
[00:07:59] 杜科雄正在都难的工作
[00:08:02] 无棍子接待
[00:08:05] 哎呀
[00:08:05] 老邵的英雄在后头
[00:08:07] 官员下地就一闭眼
[00:08:09] 哎呀完了
[00:08:12] 新说到底傻
[00:08:14] 你白活什么呢
[00:08:16] 你凭奔个嘴瓶厚个嘴唇
[00:08:19] 嗯
[00:08:20] 人家打你
[00:08:21] 你不知道吗
[00:08:22] 这这这
[00:08:23] 照B 照B 做了损了
[00:08:25] 缺了德了
[00:08:27] 这么多人
[00:08:28] 你叫个傻人出战
[00:08:30] 你这是干什么
[00:08:32] 其实大伙猜错了
[00:08:34] 就绕地稳坐钓鱼台
[00:08:36] 心里有数
[00:08:37] 他知道灶王爷杜克熊念粗心细
[00:08:42] 你看平常还少打仗
[00:08:44] 一点儿都不傻呢
[00:08:46] 心里可有数了
[00:08:48] 我不其然呢
[00:08:50] 眼看那棍子挨着脑门子了
[00:08:53] 就见杜科雄掌中的大铁锹
[00:08:56] 以下是上使了个海底捞月
[00:09:00] 嗯嗯
[00:09:04] 该笔往上走
[00:09:06] 他这大铁锹100多斤
[00:09:08] 沉浑铁宁钢打造的啥英雄
[00:09:12] 两臂一晃千斤的力量
[00:09:15] 你说这劲儿能小得了吗
[00:09:18] 网上e 都正好碰到棍头上
[00:09:22] 耳轮中就听着
[00:09:23] 啦啦啦啦啦啦啊
[00:09:29] 怎么回事儿
[00:09:31] 呢皮蓬掌中的棍就飞起来
[00:09:35] 飞上高空有十几丈高
[00:09:38] 甩出多远去
[00:09:39] 翻着咯崩一声大棍掉到水中
[00:09:44] 皮蓬的两只手全都震裂了都
[00:09:48] 骨头节儿都要震折了
[00:09:51] 把皮疼疼得直甩手腕的啊
[00:09:54] 一转身便跑
[00:09:57] 那哪他得了啊
[00:09:59] 小子
[00:09:59] 你不听话还想跑你高铁桥
[00:10:05] 啥英雄往上一走
[00:10:07] 请跟着往下一落
[00:10:09] 正好落在皮蓬后脑勺上
[00:10:11] 啪啪啪的一下
[00:10:13] 把脑袋都拍没了
[00:10:16] 批评当场死于非命
[00:10:23] 两旁人一阵喧哗呀
[00:10:26] 山寨上的人玩七
[00:10:29] 哎呀哎呀
[00:10:30] 皮蓬皮带哭死的太惨了
[00:10:34] 英雄队这不高兴
[00:10:37] 有人还好好
[00:10:39] 好漂亮的大铁锹
[00:10:42] 这家拍得过瘾
[00:10:44] 跟拍臭鸡蛋差不多少
[00:10:47] 绕第一波的小脑袋怎么样
[00:10:49] 各位
[00:10:51] 知道他是谁徒弟嘛
[00:10:52] 我徒弟
[00:10:55] 知道这两下子跟谁学的吗
[00:10:57] 我亲手教的嘿嘿嘿
[00:11:00] He 大伙一看照壁
[00:11:02] 今儿个真逮着理了
[00:11:04] 嗯
[00:11:04] 师徒同露脸呢
[00:11:07] 但是说灶王爷给拍死一个之后
[00:11:10] 汪小子脑瓜太酥了
[00:11:14] 架不住这一拍
[00:11:15] 我还没使劲呢
[00:11:17] 怎么把脑瓜子打没了
[00:11:19] 你这是闹的师傅
[00:11:23] 给我肉吃不给呀
[00:11:26] 给呀
[00:11:26] 小子
[00:11:27] 别着急
[00:11:28] 多拍几个啊
[00:11:30] 太没劲儿了
[00:11:31] 师傅在叫你回来一定多给你牛肉
[00:11:35] 哎
[00:11:36] 谢谢师傅
[00:11:37] 哪个过来快点拍完了
[00:11:39] 我回去吃牛肉
[00:11:43] 孙飞一开
[00:11:44] 哎
[00:11:44] 完了完了完了
[00:11:45] 完了完了
[00:11:47] 今天真不吉利
[00:11:48] 是黑道日出去一个死一个
[00:11:51] 出去一个就回不来了
[00:11:54] 哪个在这我去
[00:11:57] 你还真别说玉泉山凤凰岭的人
[00:12:01] 还威武
[00:12:02] 不惧
[00:12:03] 眼瞅人一个个死
[00:12:06] 毫无畏惧
[00:12:08] 顶针驯马前仆后继啊
[00:12:12] 报名者非是旁人姓吴
[00:12:14] 叫吴大了
[00:12:16] 人送绰号叫火眼秃鹰
[00:12:20] 什么叫火眼秃鹰
[00:12:23] 你脑瓜子上一根毛都没有
[00:12:26] 像大电灯泡
[00:12:28] 锃明刷亮啊
[00:12:31] 深眼窝的两只红眼珠
[00:12:34] 所以送绰号叫火眼秃鹰
[00:12:38] 他是又八寨的大寨国
[00:12:41] 也是巴蒙之一
[00:12:42] 手中擎着一对铁鞭
[00:12:46] 奉命上小说
[00:12:48] 是赶奔比武台
[00:12:51] 造爷瞅着了
[00:12:53] 呃
[00:12:53] 又来一个
[00:12:54] 又来一个
[00:12:55] 还活着
[00:12:57] 你那脑袋怎么那么亮呢
[00:12:59] 怎么不长毛呢废话
[00:13:02] 你管我长毛不长毛
[00:13:04] 傻小子拉米
[00:13:07] 来来来来
[00:13:09] 再拍一次
[00:13:10] 你再拍死俩就能吃牛肉喽
[00:13:13] 来喽
[00:13:15] 啥英雄正想交手的功夫就听身后嗷唠一嗓子
[00:13:22] 哎
[00:13:22] 别人都叫你占了便宜
[00:13:24] 也有我一份儿啊
[00:13:27] 你闪转交给我了
[00:13:30] 朱克雄回头一看
[00:13:32] 正是丁蒙雄马王爷
[00:13:35] 也不知这马马爷什么时候冒上来的
[00:13:38] 杜海雄不愿意了
[00:13:40] 嗯
[00:13:40] 这事儿没你的事儿
[00:13:42] 我拍完头发好吃牛肉
[00:13:45] 马王爷也说
[00:13:47] 那牛肉都叫你吃了
[00:13:48] 我吃什么
[00:13:50] 你打了一个了
[00:13:51] 嗯
[00:13:52] 这就得交给我啊
[00:13:53] 我不给你
[00:13:54] 你这是得报给我啊
[00:13:56] 不给我不行
[00:13:57] 可俩混蛋还在这儿蒸上把赵碧乐的眼泪都下来了
[00:14:04] 那个说马王爷兵猛熊怎么过去的叫小老坦
[00:14:08] 黑世杰给糊弄上去
[00:14:11] 嘿
[00:14:11] 世界绵竹黑世界在旁边观战的时候一看葬爷立了功了
[00:14:17] 回头一瞅
[00:14:19] 马王爷傻呵呵咧着大嘴正看热闹呢
[00:14:23] 嘿
[00:14:23] 世界就跟她说
[00:14:25] 我说你是咋回事儿啊
[00:14:26] 你怎么不过去打一张没拍我呢
[00:14:29] 谁拍你啊
[00:14:31] 那牛肉大饼哦
[00:14:33] 都叫杜和熊战上楼
[00:14:35] 你光在这瞅着啥
[00:14:37] 你也得不着哦
[00:14:38] 你过去替换他捏拍死一个回来
[00:14:42] 那牛肉大饼不也有你的份
[00:14:45] 嗯嗯
[00:14:47] 行行行
[00:14:48] 那我怎么过去你回水不
[00:14:50] 哎哟
[00:14:51] 我水性可好了
[00:14:53] 那你就挑起自个邮过去不就得了吧行了
[00:14:57] 甭还挑一下
[00:14:59] 就这么到了比舞台
[00:15:02] 这傻子一上来灶王爷不让给他俩人争了个脸红脖子粗
[00:15:10] 哎呀
[00:15:11] 这屋子了心说话我成什么玩意儿了
[00:15:15] 俩人为我还蒸牛肉
[00:15:17] 哎
[00:15:18] 你说我多窝囊啊
[00:15:20] 我呀啊
[00:15:20] 谁把我拍死
[00:15:21] 谁有牛肉吃
[00:15:23] 把他气得鼻子都歪了哈哇
[00:15:27] 气死毛爷爷一晃铁鞭去直奔兵猛熊
[00:15:33] 冰猛熊使什么家伙
[00:15:36] 反被独角娃娃槊
[00:15:39] 查查冰人
[00:15:40] 是Y 无情地家伙
[00:15:43] 就像个小孩儿一样
[00:15:45] 三尺三长
[00:15:47] 这小孩儿双手拜佛
[00:15:49] 地价是一条腿盘着
[00:15:52] 一条腿伸着伸着
[00:15:54] 这条腿就是吧
[00:15:56] 婚田明刚打造的Y 头用金水走了16
[00:16:01] 便是赐名刷量
[00:16:03] 这可是实心儿的
[00:16:05] 没两下子
[00:16:06] 甭说打仗
[00:16:08] 你就捡起这兵刃了
[00:16:09] 你都拿不动
[00:16:12] 在看冰冷熊一看奔自己来了
[00:16:16] 他跟灶王爷说
[00:16:17] 咱们呀
[00:16:18] 你们俩投缘嘛
[00:16:20] 他归我了
[00:16:21] 归我喽
[00:16:24] 少爷一看
[00:16:25] 只好退在一旁
[00:16:27] 在看冰冷胸晃动
[00:16:30] 掌中独角挖挖树是大战无责了
[00:16:34] 吴泽了
[00:16:35] 这两下子哪能比得了兵猛熊没出三招独角娃娃数正好碰到铁边上啊
[00:16:46] 啊
[00:16:48] 两把铁鞭拳崩飞了无德了
[00:16:52] 一看不好
[00:16:53] 这不是人
[00:16:55] 这劲儿大得没边儿
[00:16:56] 转身
[00:16:57] 刚想走啊
[00:16:58] 擦
[00:17:01] 被冰冷熊一娃子说拍的后脑勺儿打了个脑浆
[00:17:06] 崩裂
[00:17:08] 嗯
[00:17:08] 完了太不经打了
[00:17:11] 我告诉你灶王爷这肉有我一半儿啊
[00:17:15] 要不能归你
[00:17:17] 谁说呢
[00:17:18] 我还赢了一阵看
[00:17:21] 别整了
[00:17:21] 回来都他妈回来见好就收吧啊
[00:17:29] 刚想叫小船接他们俩
[00:17:31] 就见这俩小子手挽着手挡跳入水中
[00:17:36] 高高兴兴回归本队踏上官船之后
[00:17:40] 两个人同时把手一身肥肉肥肉
[00:17:47] 行行行
[00:17:48] 我说咱们回去再吃行不
[00:17:50] 这是战船呐
[00:17:52] 回到衙门
[00:17:53] 老师肯定给肉啊
[00:17:55] 你说了不算
[00:17:57] 你把那小脑瓜给他揪下来照B 听默
[00:18:02] 听说这俩混小子说得出来
[00:18:04] 干得出来这样一伸手
[00:18:06] 我这脑瓜就碎了
[00:18:09] 正在这时
[00:18:09] 黄田坝把脸一沉阿
[00:18:12] 干什么你们啊
[00:18:14] 这是两军阵前无理取闹
[00:18:18] 还不给我退了下去
[00:18:21] 嗯
[00:18:23] 你还真别说
[00:18:24] 黄田坝还真辟邪
[00:18:27] 唠两嗓子
[00:18:29] 俩傻子
[00:18:30] 老老实实的退回本
[00:18:32] 对谁也不言语
[00:18:35] 赵立新说
[00:18:36] 恶人就得恶人降啊
[00:18:38] 小子回去肯定给肉啊
[00:18:41] 好好在这听话
[00:18:44] 俩傻子噘着嘴
[00:18:45] 嘟嘟囔囔暂且不提
[00:18:48] 单说对面孙飞、孙文广一看吴大了也死了
[00:18:55] 怎么呢
[00:18:56] 顿时就气死过去了
[00:19:00] 众人抢救多时
[00:19:03] 孙飞这才明白过来
[00:19:05] 哎呀
[00:19:07] 气死本寨
[00:19:10] 谁也不行拦着
[00:19:12] 谁也不行阻挡
[00:19:15] 凡仔要亲自出战
[00:19:20] 联手换小船
[00:19:22] 组辖大寨主孙飞亲自出马
[00:19:27] 这老头子来到比武台上
[00:19:30] 把掌中一对宝沟左右一分
[00:19:33] 高声断特黄天霸
[00:19:37] 除了你之外
[00:19:38] 谁还说了算还不过来送死
[00:19:41] 更待何时
[00:19:43] 本总家大债主陪你走上300盒
[00:19:49] 黄天霸一厅指名点姓叫到自己头上联手换小船
[00:19:55] 刚想出马
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