[00:00:00] Perform This Way - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:00:12] // [00:00:12] My mama told me when I was hatched [00:00:15] 我妈妈告诉我 当我出生的时候 [00:00:15] Act like a superstar [00:00:19] 像一个超级巨星 [00:00:19] Save your allowance buy a bubble dress [00:00:23] 省下你的钱 买泡泡裙 [00:00:23] And someday you will go far [00:00:27] 某一天你会走远 [00:00:27] Now on red carpets well I'm hard to miss [00:00:30] 现在在红毯上 我很难过 [00:00:30] The press follows everywhere I go [00:00:35] 无论我去哪里压力如影随形 [00:00:35] I'll poke your eye out with a dress like this [00:00:38] 我会给你一个这样的裙子 [00:00:38] Back off and enjoy the show [00:00:41] 欣赏这场秀 [00:00:41] I'm sure my critics will say it's a [00:00:44] 我确信我会批评 [00:00:44] Grotesque display [00:00:45] 这些奇怪的陈设 [00:00:45] Well they can bite me baby [00:00:47] 亲爱的 它们会伤害我 [00:00:47] I perform this way [00:00:49] 我这样活着 [00:00:49] I might be wearin' Swiss cheese or [00:00:51] 我会带着瑞士奶酪 [00:00:51] Maybe covered with bees [00:00:53] 也许上面会涂上蜂蜜 [00:00:53] It doesn't mean I'm crazy [00:00:55] 这并不能说明我是个疯子 [00:00:55] I perform this way form this way [00:00:58] 我表演着不同的节目 [00:00:58] Ooo my little monsters pay [00:00:59] 我的小怪兽们付钱 [00:00:59] Lots 'cause I perform this way [00:01:01] 主要是因为我这样表演 [00:01:01] Baby I perform this way form this way [00:01:05] 亲爱的 我表演不同的节目 [00:01:05] Ooo don't worry I'm okay hey [00:01:07] 别担心 我很好 [00:01:07] I just perform this way [00:01:09] 我只是这样表演 [00:01:09] I'm not crazy I perform this way [00:01:13] 我没有疯 我是这样子的 [00:01:13] I'll be a troll or evil queen [00:01:15] 我是一个巨人或者是个坏女王 [00:01:15] I'll be a human jelly bean [00:01:16] 我是个优柔寡断的人 [00:01:16] 'Cause every day is Halloween [00:01:18] 因为每天都是万圣节 [00:01:18] For me [00:01:21] 对于我而言 [00:01:21] I'm so completely original [00:01:24] 我就是我 [00:01:24] My new look is all the rage [00:01:29] 我的新的行头风靡一时 [00:01:29] I'll wrap my small intestines 'round my neck [00:01:31] 我将会伤害自己 [00:01:31] And set fire to myself on stage [00:01:36] 在舞台上自焚 [00:01:36] I'll wear a porcupine on my head [00:01:39] 我将会伤害自己 [00:01:39] On a W-H-I-M [00:01:44] 这是一个幻想 [00:01:44] And for no reason now I'll sing in French [00:01:47] 没有任何原因 我将用法语唱歌 [00:01:47] Excusez-moi qui a pt [00:01:51] 对不起 [00:01:51] Got my straight jacket today [00:01:53] 今天拿到了我的夹克 [00:01:53] It's made of gold lam [00:01:54] 这是用金色的拉米夫定做的 [00:01:54] No not because I'm crazy [00:01:57] 不 不是因为我疯了 [00:01:57] I perform this way [00:01:58] 我这样表演 [00:01:58] I strap my rib to my feet cover [00:02:01] 我努力表演着 [00:02:01] Myself with raw meat [00:02:02] 表演着不同的节目 [00:02:02] I'll bet you've never seen [00:02:04] 我打赌你永远也不会看见 [00:02:04] A skirt steak worn this way [00:02:06] 穿着这样的裙子 [00:02:06] Don't be offended when you see [00:02:08] 当你看见了不要感到被冒犯 [00:02:08] My latest pop monstrosity [00:02:10] 我最近很喜欢变态的东西 [00:02:10] I'm strange weird shocking odd bizarre [00:02:12] 我是个奇怪的 古怪的人 [00:02:12] I'm Frankenstein I'm Avatar [00:02:14] 我是奇怪的人 [00:02:14] There's nothing too embarrassing [00:02:16] 没有什么好尴尬的 [00:02:16] I'll honestly do anything [00:02:18] 我将尽力做好任何一件事情 [00:02:18] But wear white after Labor Day [00:02:20] 劳动节后穿上白色的衣服 [00:02:20] 'Cause baby I perform this way 404

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