Criminal - Eminem A lot of people ask me Stupid f**kin questions A lot of people think that What I say on records Or what I talk about on a record That I actually do in real life Or that I believe in it Or if I say that I wanna kill somebody that I'm actually gonna do it Or that I believe in it Well shit if you believe that Then I'll kill you You know why Cuz I'm a Criminal Criminal You God damn right I'm a criminal Yeah I'm a criminal My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge That'll stab you in the head Whether youre a fag or lez Or the homosex Hermaph or a trans-a-vest Pants or dress - hate fags The answers yes Homophobic Nah youre just heterophobic Starin at my jeans Watchin my genitals bulgin (ooh ) Thats my motherf**kin balls Youd better let go of em They belong in my scrotum Youll never get hold of em Hey it's me versace Whoops somebody shot me And I was just checkin the mail Get it checkin the male How many records you expectin to sell After your second lp sends you directly to jail Cmon -- relax guy I like gay men Right ken give me an amen (aaa-men ) Please lord this boy needs jesus Heal this child help us destroy these demons Oh and please send me a brand new car And a prostitute while my wifes sick in the hospital Preacher preacher fifth grade teacher You cant reach me my mom cant neither You cant teach me a goddamn thing cause I watch tv and comcast cable And you aint able to stop these thoughts You cant stop me from toppin these charts And you cant stop me from droppin each march With a brand new cd for these f**kin retards Duhhh and to think it's just little ol me Mr don't give a f**k still wont leave I'm a criminal Cuz every time I write a rhyme These people think it's a crime To tell em whats on my mind I guess I'm a criminal But I don't gotta say a word I just flip em the bird And keep goin I dont take shit from no one Cuz every time I write a rhyme These people think it's a crime To tell em whats on my mind I guess I'm a criminal But I don't gotta say a word I just flip em the bird And keep goin I dont take shit from no one My mother did drugs - tar Liquor cigarettes and speed The baby came out - disfigured Ligaments indeed It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me Im a criminal - an animal caged who turned crazed But how the f**k you sposed to grow up when you werent raised So as I got older and I got a lot taller My dick shrunk smaller but my balls got larger I drink malt liquor to f**k you up quicker Than youd wanna f**k me up for sayin the word My morals went thhbbpp when the president got oral Sex in his oval office on top of his desk Off of his own employee Now dont ignore me you wont avoid me You cant miss me Im white blonde-haired And my nose is pointy Im the bad guy who makes fun of people that die In plane crashes and laughs As long as it aint happened to him Slim shady Im as crazy as em Inem and kim combined - kch the maniacs in Replacin the doctor cause dre couldnt make it today Hes a little under the weather so Im takin his place (mm-mm-mmm ) oh thats dre with an ak to his face Dont make me kill him too And spray his brains all over the place I told you dre You shouldve kept that thang put away I guess thatll teach you not to let me play with it eh Im a criminal Aight look (uh huh) just go up in that motherf**ker Get the motherf**kin money and get the f**k up outta there (em) aight Ill be right here waitin on you (em) aight Yo em (em) what Dont kill nobody this time (em) awwright God damn f**k (whistling) how you doin (teller) hi how can I help you (eminem) yeah I need to make a withdrawl (teller) okay (eminem) put the f**kin money in the bag bitch And I wont kill you (teller) what oh my god dont kill me (eminem) I'm not gonna kill you bitch quit lookin around (teller) don't kill me please don't kill me (eminem) I said I'm not gonna f**kin kill you Hurry the f**k up thank you Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it So when I rob a bank run out and just dive in it 404

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