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[00:00:01] 赵公明点将叫燃灯
[00:00:04] 燃灯道人不能不去见一见呢
[00:00:08] 可是玉虚门下的众弟子都很担心呐
[00:00:14] 大家呀
[00:00:15] 都劝说燃灯
[00:00:17] 说您可得格外小心呐
[00:00:19] 那最好别借你想啊
[00:00:23] 这个赵公明定海神珠失落之后
[00:00:27] 呃
[00:00:28] 一两天他都没朝面儿
[00:00:30] 甭问搬兵去了
[00:00:32] 肯定挨借来了什么奇珍异宝
[00:00:38] 最好呢
[00:00:39] 呃
[00:00:39] 不去会面
[00:00:41] 免得呀
[00:00:43] 上当吃亏
[00:00:45] 那这
[00:00:46] 这这
[00:00:46] 这可不得了啊
[00:00:48] 燃灯一响
[00:00:49] 大家为我好
[00:00:50] 这我能不明白吗
[00:00:52] 但是不能不见呐
[00:00:56] 怎么人家点名捉将
[00:00:58] 我怎么也得跟他说上两句
[00:01:03] 哎
[00:01:03] 我看赵公明有何举动
[00:01:06] 说完之后
[00:01:08] 那么下个Lu peng 跨梅华路到了阵前
[00:01:13] 染瞪一眼就看出来了
[00:01:15] 赵公明
[00:01:15] 这个神态呀
[00:01:17] He
[00:01:18] He 武夷山
[00:01:19] 那时候可大不一样
[00:01:22] 啊
[00:01:23] 燃灯
[00:01:24] 几首打招呼导游啊
[00:01:27] 别来无恙啊
[00:01:28] 哦哦
[00:01:30] 燃灯道
[00:01:31] 有啊
[00:01:32] 我劝你
[00:01:33] 把我的宝贝还给我
[00:01:36] 哎
[00:01:36] 我的宝珠还有内挂保所
[00:01:40] 全都给我拿过来啊
[00:01:43] 你就在这儿给我道个歉
[00:01:47] 我就放过你不然的话
[00:01:50] 今天宝妹
[00:01:52] 你是留不住了
[00:01:54] 同时还得把命搭上
[00:01:57] 你看你苦修
[00:02:00] 苦练数千年
[00:02:02] 多么可惜呀
[00:02:04] 我劝你啊
[00:02:05] 还是只食物为好
[00:02:09] 燃灯这么一听
[00:02:11] 哎呀
[00:02:11] 导游我还正想劝你呢
[00:02:14] 哎
[00:02:15] 你既然离开了城汤大营就不应该再回来了
[00:02:20] 你这个人怎么能这么糊涂呢啊
[00:02:24] 那宝珠丢了
[00:02:26] 你就不必再要常言说得好
[00:02:30] 任何异宝奇珍
[00:02:31] 都是有德者居之
[00:02:33] 无德者
[00:02:33] 失之
[00:02:36] 当初你得了这个定海神珠
[00:02:39] 那么也就是啊
[00:02:40] 让你丫看管这么一阶段
[00:02:44] 如果说你捧着这颗宝珠一直在你峨眉山苦修苦练
[00:02:50] 没人去呀
[00:02:52] 敢像你去夺宝
[00:02:55] 找你去
[00:02:56] 要这宝贝去
[00:02:58] 谁会这么做呀
[00:02:59] 可现在你就是没有这个道业
[00:03:04] 也没有这个福气
[00:03:06] 能看得住这颗宝珠
[00:03:08] 你还要它何用he
[00:03:11] 赵公明
[00:03:11] 咱们一听好哇
[00:03:13] 冉等抢了别人的东西
[00:03:16] 你还还带着里拉啊
[00:03:19] 反倒派我一身不是
[00:03:22] 我让你知道
[00:03:23] 知道你家赵工的厉害呀
[00:03:26] 说着他就伸手就把这金蛟剪
[00:03:31] 你出来
[00:03:32] 刷榜七
[00:03:33] 这么一抖可了不得
[00:03:36] 把人都给吓了一跳啊
[00:03:39] 怎么好端端的只见赵国明这么一抬手
[00:03:42] 突然间就在半空中出现两条金龙
[00:03:49] 感情这个剪子
[00:03:52] 哎
[00:03:52] 你别看托在掌心的时候很好看
[00:03:57] 就是一把小剪刀啊
[00:03:59] 黄登登的
[00:04:01] 今慌慌的
[00:04:02] 哎
[00:04:03] 有人还误以为啊
[00:04:04] 是真金打制的
[00:04:07] 实际啊
[00:04:09] 他不是什么金子银子
[00:04:12] 那是两条龙啊
[00:04:15] 是两条蕉
[00:04:18] 金娇红
[00:04:22] 在大空打这么一个血就下来
[00:04:26] 燃灯一看不好
[00:04:28] 他想博路逃走都来不及啦
[00:04:31] 这就把头这么一晃
[00:04:33] 夫这一下儿切的遁光走了
[00:04:36] 咔咔
[00:04:37] 嚓嚓这么一声
[00:04:39] 好可怜
[00:04:41] 怎么辣
[00:04:43] 把梅花鹿给绞死
[00:04:46] 然一绞断
[00:04:49] 哎呀
[00:04:50] 好惨呐
[00:04:53] 蓝灯啊
[00:04:55] 跑了一大圈
[00:04:57] 逃回到芦棚上去
[00:05:00] 这时
[00:05:01] 赵公明
[00:05:02] 大笑了一声
[00:05:04] 收回金交保险
[00:05:08] 然后吩咐
[00:05:10] 把这梅花鹿
[00:05:12] 抬走干嘛
[00:05:14] 抬到大营军
[00:05:16] 喝鹿血
[00:05:17] 吃鹿肉
[00:05:19] 哎哟
[00:05:21] 人家大获全胜了
[00:05:24] 燃灯回到楼棚上擦了把冷汗呢
[00:05:29] 中
[00:05:30] 先这么一看
[00:05:32] 哎呀
[00:05:33] 导游您受惊啦哦
[00:05:36] 好厉害好厉害啊
[00:05:39] 连输了两声
[00:05:40] 厉害
[00:05:41] 哎
[00:05:41] 不听导游们的解劝
[00:05:44] 但是我不是不听啊
[00:05:46] 怎么我也得去见他一面呢
[00:05:49] 谁知道
[00:05:50] 他这么厉害
[00:05:53] 导游可曾看清楚赵公明借来的什么
[00:05:57] 宝贝
[00:05:58] 我只见那好似两条金龙
[00:06:02] 什么两条金龙
[00:06:05] 哎哟
[00:06:06] 大家猜想了半天也说不出啊
[00:06:10] 赵公明借来的是什么宝贝
[00:06:13] 第二天
[00:06:14] 人家招工
[00:06:15] 又来要债
[00:06:17] 这怎么也得给人家个面儿见呢
[00:06:20] 清虚道德
[00:06:21] 真君遗憾
[00:06:22] 力为倒有
[00:06:24] 带我去出战
[00:06:27] 他到阵前来
[00:06:29] 只打上两三个回合
[00:06:31] 人家赵工一抖手把金蛟剪记下来
[00:06:35] 下的清虚道德
[00:06:36] 真君借土遁而逃
[00:06:38] 咔嚓
[00:06:39] 哎呀
[00:06:41] 好吗
[00:06:43] 就差这么一点点
[00:06:47] 那就把这位清虚道德真君给剪死了
[00:06:51] 一下子把它的发展给剪断了
[00:06:55] 别抽单子掉了好吗
[00:06:57] 呜
[00:06:57] 拉他一下
[00:06:59] 这位道人成了坨头了
[00:07:02] 这头发全披散下来
[00:07:06] 很狼狈地败回了卢鹏
[00:07:09] 就打这天开始
[00:07:12] 是烦
[00:07:12] 有不服气的
[00:07:14] 只要到阵前一会
[00:07:16] 这位赵工不是让人家把道袍给搅断就是浮沉咔嚓的这么一声
[00:07:25] 给剪折啦
[00:07:27] 反正啊
[00:07:29] 命算保住了
[00:07:31] 也有把头上莲花
[00:07:33] 让人给剪掉了两朵
[00:07:36] 哎呀
[00:07:37] 腾腾的大仙几乎要落泪啊
[00:07:40] 怎么一朵莲花没有五六百年的时光是练不成的呀
[00:07:46] 也就是说跟赵公明会这么一面
[00:07:49] 让人家这一剪子就给剪去千年大招
[00:07:53] 后来赵公明在要战呢
[00:07:56] 卢鹏上一点儿动静都没有
[00:08:01] 雅雀无声
[00:08:03] 这神仙是没法挂免战牌呀
[00:08:07] 但是谁也不敢再下j Lu peng 了
[00:08:11] 我的天呐
[00:08:13] 这赵公明借来的什么宝贝
[00:08:16] 哎
[00:08:16] 这两条龙怎么如此厉害
[00:08:19] 这怎么得了
[00:08:22] 你老公连三次挑战
[00:08:25] 没有一个应战的
[00:08:27] 美讨债一次
[00:08:29] 赵公明在芦棚前
[00:08:32] 这不大笑三声
[00:08:35] 这是在奚落群见
[00:08:38] 哎呀
[00:08:40] 文殊广法天尊
[00:08:41] 一看这可怎么办
[00:08:44] 怎么
[00:08:44] 你说咱连赵公明都敌不了
[00:08:48] 还谈什么破阵得图
[00:08:51] 还谈得到
[00:08:53] 能让闻太师退兵吗
[00:08:56] 咱们干嘛来了
[00:09:00] 这怎么能住得了师弟
[00:09:01] 江上一臂之力呢
[00:09:04] 怎么能让姜子牙能够斩将封神呢
[00:09:08] 这咱们
[00:09:08] 见老师怎么交代呀
[00:09:12] 众神仙一筹莫展了
[00:09:16] 这天的早晨
[00:09:18] 天刚蒙蒙亮
[00:09:20] 这些未啊
[00:09:21] 仙人在一块儿就商量开了
[00:09:24] 今天赵公明来要债
[00:09:26] 咱们怎么办
[00:09:27] 有人出了个主意
[00:09:29] 怎么办呢
[00:09:30] 干脆咱们一块儿去
[00:09:32] 就是说12 大弟子一个别浪a Wang Zhen 钱
[00:09:37] 这么一站
[00:09:37] 排成一行不等赵洪明说话
[00:09:41] 也别等他把什么那个金龙啊
[00:09:44] 是今什么寄出来咱们先下手
[00:09:49] 给他来个万宝齐发谁有什么呀
[00:09:53] 谁就往外轮什么
[00:09:55] 咱就跟他拼了
[00:09:57] 那能行吗
[00:10:00] 有人提醒大家
[00:10:01] 如果咱把宝贝往起这么一记
[00:10:03] 人家内两条金龙刷一下放出来
[00:10:06] 咔咔
[00:10:07] 要把咱们所有的宝物
[00:10:10] 都给搅断咯
[00:10:12] 脚折喽
[00:10:13] 搅碎喽
[00:10:14] 你这怎么办呢
[00:10:16] 啊
[00:10:16] 就是啊
[00:10:19] 这句话提醒了大家
[00:10:21] 就在这时啊
[00:10:23] 停在芦棚下
[00:10:25] 有人
[00:10:26] 呵呵
[00:10:26] 直笑
[00:10:28] 哎哟
[00:10:30] 笑的这个声音呐
[00:10:33] 生死同名
[00:10:35] 跟姚的那个零等医生
[00:10:38] 嗨
[00:10:39] 还真挺悦耳
[00:10:41] 但是呢
[00:10:42] 听着也挺刺激
[00:10:44] 怎么回事儿
[00:10:46] 这是不是在讥笑我们呀啊
[00:10:51] 笑话
[00:10:51] 咱无能吧
[00:10:53] 这什么人呐啊
[00:10:56] 我们这儿都在着急上的火
[00:10:59] 正在想对策
[00:11:00] 怎么退赵公明
[00:11:03] 怎么能够抵住他这两条金龙
[00:11:07] 怎么有人突然发笑啊
[00:11:09] 下去看看
[00:11:12] 杨戬气哼哼地犹如彭生下来
[00:11:15] 杨戬是干着急啊
[00:11:17] 不是光他着急
[00:11:20] 有几个小弟子
[00:11:22] 整天擦拳磨掌
[00:11:24] 替师父上火
[00:11:26] 本想到镇前慧慧赵洪明老师不让
[00:11:30] 话又说回来
[00:11:31] 师傅都有点含糊
[00:11:33] 这徒弟能行吗
[00:11:36] 所以这小兄弟们还真不服他们
[00:11:38] 也不管什么天多高地多厚
[00:11:42] 想回回赵洪明
[00:11:43] 他这这两条龙是什么呀
[00:11:46] 咱们见识见识不行吗
[00:11:48] 那么
[00:11:49] 即便就让他咔嚓一下绞死的挣钱也比吓死强啊
[00:11:55] 这也太丢分了这个
[00:11:58] 所以杨戬顶着一脑门子气儿下的这么一看
[00:12:02] 嘿
[00:12:04] 差点把杨戬给气乐了
[00:12:06] 怎么了
[00:12:08] 只见那在芦棚下边儿
[00:12:11] 靠着栏杆那站着一个人
[00:12:15] 这人也是一位出家道人
[00:12:18] 哎哟
[00:12:19] 好可怜呐
[00:12:21] 可怜什么呀
[00:12:22] 这位哎呀
[00:12:25] 身子骨也太次了
[00:12:27] 太瘦了
[00:12:29] 瘦的皮包骨啊
[00:12:31] 看那样子风大
[00:12:32] 他都不敢出来
[00:12:34] 出来能把他给刮一溜跟头
[00:12:37] 只见那投不上
[00:12:41] 有那么几根儿头发
[00:12:43] 也就是稀了八登的
[00:12:45] 一二十根儿吧
[00:12:47] 头都快掉光了
[00:12:49] 挽着一个小小的牛心转
[00:12:53] 这个小发转挽起来呀
[00:12:56] 还没那算盘珠大呢
[00:12:59] 弄一个小松树枝儿
[00:13:01] 憋着头顶
[00:13:03] 干嘛用松树枝儿别的不行啊
[00:13:05] 你是金簪银簪啊
[00:13:07] 骨头簪子
[00:13:08] 那要一别这个发短就把几根头发给坠掉了
[00:13:13] 所以弄个小松树汁
[00:13:16] 身上穿着这么一件道袍
[00:13:19] 哎呀
[00:13:19] 这道袍太可怜了
[00:13:21] 怎么了全是补丁啊
[00:13:25] 这补丁摞补丁补丁也好
[00:13:29] 米道啊
[00:13:30] 想主意叫她靠点儿色呀啊
[00:13:34] 比如说您这道袍是深蓝的
[00:13:38] 您怎么也得弄快
[00:13:41] 但兰纳
[00:13:45] 比如说
[00:13:46] 哎
[00:13:47] 您这道袍啊
[00:13:50] 是黑颜色的
[00:13:52] 但您要补他的话
[00:13:54] 你也得弄块蓝布啊
[00:13:57] 弄块深蓝的蓝不啊
[00:13:59] 深灰布
[00:14:01] 反正基本上靠点色也行
[00:14:04] 他不是哎哟
[00:14:06] 他这这个道袍
[00:14:08] 这补丁是dei 什么色儿
[00:14:10] 它就往上补啊
[00:14:12] 把这道袍补的都快成花瓜了
[00:14:15] 都分出来
[00:14:17] 起码也得有十几个颜色吧
[00:14:20] 啊
[00:14:20] 青黄赤博客是黑红紫绿蓝
[00:14:22] 那腰里系着这么一根丝绦
[00:14:25] 这个丝绦是几里疙瘩的
[00:14:27] 竟是街头
[00:14:29] 哎
[00:14:30] 有的那个接头也就一二寸那么长
[00:14:35] 还真怪难为他的
[00:14:36] 不知道他怎么把它接上
[00:14:39] He
[00:14:41] 一瞧这件中医啊
[00:14:44] 本来是大红的中医
[00:14:47] 现在都跟地皮一个色儿了
[00:14:51] 而且这裤子还有特点
[00:14:54] 这裤腿儿是左腿长
[00:14:56] 右腿短
[00:14:58] 同时呢
[00:14:59] 内裤绞丝的都一条儿一条儿的
[00:15:02] 再往脚下这么一看
[00:15:04] 光着脚穿着一双登云履
[00:15:08] 可惜这双灯鱼啦
[00:15:11] 怎么也不知道啊
[00:15:13] 他穿了多少年了
[00:15:15] 是打着包头上着厚薄跟
[00:15:18] 也不知道从哪哈儿弄那个穿前的那个皮条绳子呀
[00:15:24] 哎
[00:15:25] 把内鞋拴上了
[00:15:27] A lay 在脚面上要没有这根皮条绳
[00:15:32] 恐怕这只鞋早就没了
[00:15:35] 就这么个样
[00:15:36] 手里头拿着一把拂尘
[00:15:40] 要不看这浮沉那还好
[00:15:43] 这浮沉
[00:15:44] 哎哟
[00:15:46] 有的呢
[00:15:47] 浮沉是用这个蚂蚁儿做的呀
[00:15:50] 他这个
[00:15:52] 呃
[00:15:53] 也就有那么六七根儿
[00:15:55] 蚂蚁儿吧
[00:15:57] 还在那儿晃呢
[00:15:59] 嗨呀
[00:16:01] 杨姐
[00:16:02] 能不了吗
[00:16:04] 心里说真实
[00:16:07] 我们出家人里边还有这么困难的人呢啊
[00:16:13] 呃
[00:16:15] 请问
[00:16:16] 方才
[00:16:19] 在这Lu peng Xia 大笑
[00:16:22] 是你吗
[00:16:25] 这位道人瞅了一眼杨戬
[00:16:28] 不错
[00:16:29] 哎
[00:16:29] 正是我哦
[00:16:33] 你笑什么呀
[00:16:34] 有什么好笑的呀啊
[00:16:37] 你看看你这个可怜的样子
[00:16:40] 你还不找个地方去画画圆啊
[00:16:43] 把你衣服换一换
[00:16:46] 哦
[00:16:48] 老人听得这会儿看了杨田一眼啊
[00:16:56] 小道友啊
[00:16:58] 你看我穿的破啊
[00:17:01] 你以为我这是出来化缘来了
[00:17:04] 嗨
[00:17:05] 不瞒你说呀
[00:17:07] 我那座庙宇啊
[00:17:10] 你见也没见过
[00:17:13] 你没看见我
[00:17:16] 我这也不是小看你
[00:17:19] 你才多大年纪啊
[00:17:22] 不过
[00:17:23] 比一般到同大几岁而已
[00:17:26] 你是不是叫杨戬呐
[00:17:28] You
[00:17:30] 杨戬一愣
[00:17:31] 哦
[00:17:32] 知道
[00:17:33] 我姓氏名谁
[00:17:34] 啊
[00:17:35] 不错
[00:17:36] 我就是杨戬
[00:17:40] 那么
[00:17:41] 你为什么这么小瞧人呢
[00:17:43] 哎
[00:17:45] 你师傅就是这么教给你的吗
[00:17:49] 去到上面去告诉他们
[00:17:53] 我是前来助阵的
[00:17:55] 啊
[00:17:57] 不远万里跑来到这哈儿
[00:18:00] 我给你们解解为
[00:18:02] 你们就这么对待我呀
[00:18:05] 哎哟
[00:18:07] 杨戬暗吃一惊啊
[00:18:09] 心说
[00:18:09] 你看
[00:18:10] 人不可貌相
[00:18:12] 哎
[00:18:13] 别看这穷到人
[00:18:14] 这样感情是来助阵的哦
[00:18:20] 杨戬赶忙给施了个礼
[00:18:22] 哎您
[00:18:24] 在此
[00:18:24] 稍后我给您回禀一声
[00:18:28] 说完了
[00:18:29] 他想到芦篷上
[00:18:32] 去呀
[00:18:33] 禀奏一声
[00:18:35] 哎
[00:18:35] 怎么接待这位
[00:18:37] 而正在这时
[00:18:39] 竟在承唐平中三声炮响
[00:18:43] 赵公明又杀出来了
[00:18:47] 跨黑虎到阵前
[00:18:49] 那个洋洋得意的样子
[00:18:52] 可十分了得呀
[00:18:55] 我的一站
[00:18:57] 点名捉将
[00:18:59] 还是要然争下
[00:19:01] 如蓬莱搭话
[00:19:05] 这时
[00:19:05] 杨戬回过头来看了看那个道人
[00:19:09] 那意思是
[00:19:11] 您看
[00:19:12] 您不是来助阵的吗
[00:19:14] 现在人家
[00:19:16] 挑战了
[00:19:17] 您说怎么办呢
[00:19:20] 你敢不敢去迎战呢
[00:19:23] 这位道人一看
[00:19:24] 好啦好啦
[00:19:26] 杨戬哪啊弟子在
[00:19:29] 你不用去回兵了啊
[00:19:32] 等我呀
[00:19:34] 制服了赵公明
[00:19:36] 回来再喝众道友
[00:19:39] 见面也不迟
[00:19:41] 说完了这句话
[00:19:44] 他踢了他拉的
[00:19:47] 就奔挣钱去了
[00:19:49] 怎么踢了他拉的
[00:19:51] 右脚那只鞋不跟脚儿
[00:19:53] 可能是内鞋大了一点儿好使
[00:19:56] 哎呀
[00:19:58] 杨姐在后边儿一看心说
[00:20:01] 这也太惨了
[00:20:02] 怎么就凭我师叔西岐城这儿哈杀出这么一位去
[00:20:09] 这赵公明更得意了
[00:20:12] 现在让人家赵无名杀的
[00:20:15] 没人敢上阵了
[00:20:18] 也不是
[00:20:18] 今天早上请咱们一位
[00:20:20] 这
[00:20:21] 这这也太丢人了
[00:20:23] 杨戬
[00:20:23] 真想把这位啊
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