[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:00] 酒是穿肠毒药 [00:00:04] 色是刮骨钢刀 [00:00:08] 财是惹祸的根苗 [00:00:11] 气是雷烟火炮 [00:00:17] 这四个字说的一点都不假 [00:00:22] 就拿咱们前文来说 [00:00:26] 大贼魔欧阳天佐巧遇老镖头铁焊穿 [00:00:34] 本来两个人呢 [00:00:35] 谈得很好 [00:00:38] 片汉川 [00:00:39] 为人衍豪爽 [00:00:41] 也热情 [00:00:44] He 前半截触地不错 [00:00:48] 当欧阳天佐一管他叫国宝药芹 [00:00:53] 两个人一伸手 [00:00:56] 也会有点傻眼了 [00:00:59] 明明看着欧阳天佐就在近前 [00:01:03] 明明这一掌眼看要拍上了 [00:01:06] 也不知道怎么的 [00:01:08] 他软了吧唧的就躲开了 [00:01:12] 费了九牛二虎的劲 [00:01:15] 也没沾着欧阳天佐D 边儿 [00:01:19] 就将欧阳天佐越战越快 [00:01:22] 越站越麻利 [00:01:24] 身形转动 [00:01:25] 乌鸦 [00:01:26] 乌鸦 [00:01:27] 乌鸦 [00:01:33] 哎呀 [00:01:34] 这下铁奎受不了了 [00:01:36] 前边儿是欧阳天左后边儿还是欧阳天 [00:01:41] 左左边也是 [00:01:42] 右边也是 [00:01:43] 也不知哪个是真的 [00:01:45] 哪个是假的 [00:01:47] 铁奎也冒着汗 [00:01:49] 左一长右一拳 [00:01:51] 嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿 [00:01:55] 最后把他也累懵了 [00:01:58] 天旋地转 [00:02:00] 正在这时 [00:02:01] 欧阳天佐身子一转 [00:02:04] 躲在铁奎的身后 [00:02:06] 你说这大汉包也够损的 [00:02:10] 当着这么多人的面扑 [00:02:14] 把铁奎的裤子给拽下来了 [00:02:17] 铁奎一低头 [00:02:19] 呀 [00:02:19] 哎呀 [00:02:21] 好几十人都看着呢 [00:02:24] 丢人现眼呢 [00:02:26] 自己也是个成年人了 [00:02:28] 我这你可够损的 [00:02:30] 虎牙混着无比 [00:02:32] 给子你差得远呢 [00:02:35] 你在要不服 [00:02:37] 我可要下绝情了 [00:02:40] 下什么绝情 [00:02:41] 他嘴那么说 [00:02:43] 他伸出俩手 [00:02:44] 趾头 [00:02:46] 掐这铁奎 [00:02:48] 在屁股蛋子上、大腿根儿上、肚皮上 [00:02:53] 腿肚子上 [00:02:54] 后脖子 [00:02:55] 两肩头 [00:02:56] 左一把右一把 [00:02:58] 好吗 [00:02:59] 他那手指头跟铁钳子差不多少 [00:03:02] 名声就一块清 [00:03:04] 您的浙铁奎蹦蹦直蹦是嗷嗷直叫 [00:03:08] 一手环手 [00:03:10] 那只手还得拎着裤子 [00:03:12] 你说这章有法打 [00:03:14] 铁靓仔后 [00:03:16] 你看咯 [00:03:17] 你个丢死人了 [00:03:19] 你给我下来 [00:03:22] 晃双全直扑欧阳天罗 [00:03:27] 铁奎利用J 机会拎着裤子败归本对 [00:03:32] 满头大汗 [00:03:33] 气喘吁吁 [00:03:35] 哎哎哎哎 [00:03:38] 气死我啦咯我我这什么战术 [00:03:43] 我这什么招他拍损点 [00:03:46] 嗨 [00:03:47] 年轻人呐 [00:03:49] 你矛盾的很哪 [00:03:52] 你认为这欧阳天佐没能耐 [00:03:54] 这回你领教了吧 [00:03:56] 还不给我退了下去 [00:03:59] 给老铁家丢人现眼 [00:04:03] 正说着 [00:04:04] 铁量那也倒了霉了 [00:04:07] 铁亮一个没留神 [00:04:09] 欧阳天佐双掌往上一晃 [00:04:12] 奔他俩演 [00:04:15] 这铁亮啊 [00:04:17] 赶紧把双长虱子交叉往上一撩哎 [00:04:21] 互助无关 [00:04:24] 哪知欧阳天佐身子往下一搓啊 [00:04:27] 搓 [00:04:28] 把这位裤子也拽下去了 [00:04:30] 哎呀嗨 [00:04:32] 我的这什么招 [00:04:35] 挺大个人 [00:04:37] 赤身裸体 [00:04:38] 这边儿实在受不了 [00:04:41] 欧阳天佐身子转子在后头 [00:04:44] 把腿抬起来 [00:04:45] 无比杆子 [00:04:46] 你给我回去吧 [00:04:47] 啪 [00:04:49] 凭着踢了他一脚 [00:04:51] 为什么凭着题 [00:04:54] 这样提啊 [00:04:55] 力量小点儿 [00:04:57] 要拿脚尖儿踢他 [00:04:58] 这一下把孩子就给废了 [00:05:02] 别看跟老铁头翻了脸了 [00:05:05] 作为欧阳偏左还不愿意把事情激化 [00:05:10] 但能和解最好是何解 [00:05:13] 因为珍珠佛人都在人家手里头 [00:05:17] 闹翻了没有好处 [00:05:20] 这是真正的点到为止 [00:05:24] 就这凭着这一下 [00:05:26] 铁亮也受不了趴 [00:05:28] 哎呀 [00:05:29] 当当当当 [00:05:29] 噔噔噔 [00:05:32] 正好踢归本队 [00:05:34] 摔到他爹脚底下 [00:05:37] 他一骨碌身站起来 [00:05:39] 这面红耳赤 [00:05:40] 把裤子赶紧提起来 [00:05:42] 他爹冲着他的脸 [00:05:44] 啊呸 [00:05:47] 无用的冤家 [00:05:49] 丢人现眼 [00:05:51] 还不给我退了回去 [00:05:53] 哎哎 [00:05:55] 这回铁奎和铁量才知道欧阳天佐不是等闲之辈 [00:06:02] 人家跟他们伸手就是闹着玩 [00:06:06] 时常功夫连一场都没拿出来 [00:06:10] 铁汉穿衣看 [00:06:12] 我这不自己找丢人吗 [00:06:15] 这就应了那句话了 [00:06:17] 牵着不走 [00:06:18] 打着倒退啊 [00:06:20] 给脸不要脸呢 [00:06:23] 俩儿子全都丢人了 [00:06:26] 我怎么办 [00:06:28] 我就不伸手啦 [00:06:31] 现在是修刀难入鞘 [00:06:34] 豁出去了 [00:06:35] 往上一纵 [00:06:37] 霸占欧阳天佐 [00:06:40] 欧阳天佐一边跟他伸着手 [00:06:43] 一边跟他谈话 [00:06:45] 乌鸦 [00:06:46] 老铁头 [00:06:47] 算了吧 [00:06:49] 你我这把年纪不必再伸手拉 [00:06:53] 方才的话你可以收回去呢 [00:06:56] 我可以言归和好 [00:06:59] 过去的事情就叫他过去啦 [00:07:02] 不要生着啦 [00:07:04] 你看怎么样 [00:07:05] 我跟你没完 [00:07:07] 肉肉肉肉 [00:07:10] 我说老铁头 [00:07:12] 不要给脸不要脸 [00:07:14] 那敬酒不吃吃罚酒 [00:07:18] 后果不堪设想 [00:07:22] 一边谈着 [00:07:23] 一边打着 [00:07:25] 等身上少了铁 [00:07:28] 汉川这才发现欧阳天佐的确不是等闲之辈 [00:07:33] 轻舒猿臂 [00:07:35] 身形转动 [00:07:37] 在谈笑之间就把你给耍吧了 [00:07:42] 那片汉川 [00:07:44] 那也是个侠客 [00:07:46] 酒精大米 [00:07:49] 一边站着 [00:07:50] 一边心里的盘算 [00:07:53] 看来呀 [00:07:53] 我是不识时务 [00:07:56] 自讨无趣 [00:07:58] 但是骑虎难下 [00:08:00] 事到如今 [00:08:02] 就得分个短长 [00:08:05] 如果不是欧阳天佐的办法 [00:08:08] 我就厚着脸皮以多为胜 [00:08:12] 反正我有的是人振臂一呼 [00:08:16] 全寨子的人都得来 [00:08:19] 你欧阳天佐在能耐 [00:08:21] 浑身是铁 [00:08:23] 能粘几颗钉 [00:08:26] 他心里这么想着 [00:08:28] 脑子一溜号 [00:08:30] 没太留神 [00:08:33] 让欧阳天佐使了个勾挂连环腿 [00:08:37] 还生怕 [00:08:41] 玩的那个六劲儿就别提了 [00:08:44] 铁汉穿站立不稳 [00:08:46] 摔了个仰面朝天 [00:08:48] 挖 [00:08:51] 摔到那儿了 [00:08:53] 欧阳天佐赶紧过去扶她 [00:08:59] 可就在这个时候 [00:09:01] 就听门外一阵大乱 [00:09:04] 闯进来十几口子 [00:09:08] 为首的非是旁人 [00:09:10] 正是圣手昆仑侠胜英 [00:09:16] 在圣经的身后 [00:09:17] 跟着长寿星石峻、山石大侠、飞天玉虎、蒋伯芳 [00:09:26] 在后边儿都是小弟兄 [00:09:29] 紧急委托 [00:09:30] 黄三太、红旗、李玉、凤凰、张七 [00:09:34] 鱼饵高恒、金头虎、贾明赛诗签的杨翔舞 [00:09:40] 塞北观音 [00:09:42] 消银龙等等全赶到了 [00:09:46] 圣婴高声喊喝 [00:09:50] 大意是手下留情 [00:09:55] 因为圣经不知道欧阳偏左是来缠对方 [00:10:00] 他以为要打对方下绝情呢 [00:10:03] 所以喊了一嗓子 [00:10:05] 就是声音不喊 [00:10:07] 欧阳天佐也不可能那样做 [00:10:12] 大规模一开始上映来了 [00:10:14] 额呀 [00:10:16] 我说三哥你来得正好 [00:10:19] 赶紧闪退一旁 [00:10:23] 那位说圣经 [00:10:25] 怎么找到这儿来了 [00:10:27] 还是内句话 [00:10:29] 不巧 [00:10:31] 不成熟 [00:10:34] 前面输再说呢 [00:10:36] 上应在九鼎铁叉山半山坡 [00:10:40] 大战如意和尚 [00:10:44] 后来秦邮啊发现情势不妙 [00:10:47] 这小子溜了 [00:10:49] 咱们就一个劲儿说这琴游 [00:10:54] 现在翻 [00:10:55] 回头说圣经 [00:10:58] 圣樱大战如意和尚也给他手下留情了 [00:11:03] 笙英这个人呢 [00:11:04] 忠厚老实 [00:11:06] 别看60 多岁老头是一贯始终是这么做的 [00:11:13] 他心里盘算 [00:11:14] 我跟如意和上远日无冤 [00:11:18] 近日无仇 [00:11:19] 只是他一时糊涂 [00:11:22] 包皮了 [00:11:23] 骑游就为了这件事儿 [00:11:26] 我就把它如何长短 [00:11:28] 未免有点过分 [00:11:30] 况且我5 D 飞天玉虎、蒋伯芳已经把人家这四个徒弟都拍死了 [00:11:39] 我在要如意和尚的命 [00:11:42] 未免有点过分了 [00:11:44] 你看 [00:11:46] 一边伸着手 [00:11:47] 他一边这么想 [00:11:49] 他是这么想 [00:11:51] 如意和生则不然 [00:11:54] 这家伙得寸进尺 [00:11:57] 晃动九连环 [00:11:59] 呼呼刮风 [00:12:00] 一招紧似一招 [00:12:01] 一招快似一招 [00:12:03] 恨不能把圣经拍扁了 [00:12:05] 砸烂了 [00:12:06] 一边打着 [00:12:07] 一边嗷嗷直叫 [00:12:11] 达到了40 几个回合的时候 [00:12:14] 金头虎贾明 [00:12:17] 在后头喊上啊 [00:12:21] 我说那大和尚啊 [00:12:23] 你甭打了 [00:12:25] 那飞天鼠秦尤内耗子哪去啦啊 [00:12:31] 你给他卖命 [00:12:33] 人家可撤了梯子 [00:12:35] 早都溜之乎了 [00:12:39] 闹了半天假明 [00:12:42] 也发现飞天鼠秦尤跑了 [00:12:46] 他这一说不要紧 [00:12:48] 如意和尚听得真真的 [00:12:51] 心中暗想 [00:12:52] 这是这是真的吗 [00:12:55] 用眼角的余光回头看看 [00:12:59] 因为他跟圣经教着手呢 [00:13:02] 不可能 [00:13:03] 大模大样回头瞅瞅 [00:13:05] 那怎么能行呢 [00:13:07] 用余光一扫 [00:13:09] 哎 [00:13:10] 果然不见了秦楼 [00:13:14] 如意和尚心中暗想 [00:13:16] 嗨 [00:13:18] 飞天鼠啊飞天鼠 [00:13:21] 你小子太不仗义了 [00:13:24] 我如意 [00:13:25] 为了你把命都搭上了 [00:13:29] 怎么在关键时刻你溜啦 [00:13:33] 我尝了 [00:13:34] 我我是傻子 [00:13:37] 你拿我耍着玩儿呢 [00:13:39] 他这火就上来了 [00:13:42] 所以这脑子就流汗 [00:13:45] 有道是一心不可二用 [00:13:49] 哎 [00:13:49] 这娃的命呢 [00:13:51] 脑子想旁的事儿 [00:13:53] 那能行吗 [00:13:55] 而况且对面是什么圣手昆仑侠呀 [00:14:01] 他就全力以赴 [00:14:03] 精神集中也未必是老侠客的对手 [00:14:08] 何况他精神留号儿呢 [00:14:11] 就在刹那之间 [00:14:13] 圣婴的刀就到了 [00:14:16] 圣婴使了一招 [00:14:17] 叫辉光反照绝命刀 [00:14:22] 这一刀是老剩女的绝招 [00:14:25] 抓凭着笨 [00:14:27] 他脖子来了 [00:14:29] 声音还喊了一声 [00:14:32] 大和尚刘珊 [00:14:35] 给他提个醒 [00:14:38] 等如意和尚发现 [00:14:40] 遭到了 [00:14:42] 再多就很难很难的 [00:14:45] 啊 [00:14:45] 哎呀 [00:14:48] 他赶紧左梗藏头身子往前一吨 [00:14:54] 稍微啊 [00:14:55] 躲得慢了那么一点 [00:14:56] 圣婴的刀来的快一点 [00:15:00] 咱还得说清楚 [00:15:02] 圣婴这招儿给他留了情了 [00:15:06] 刀刃子往下一压 [00:15:07] 它脑袋搬家了 [00:15:09] 声音有意的把刀子往上一翘 [00:15:13] 刷 [00:15:14] 一道凉气 [00:15:17] 虽然如意和上把脑袋躲开了 [00:15:22] 但他是个尖头顶 [00:15:25] 比我们一般的人呢 [00:15:26] 长出个尖儿了 [00:15:29] 所以脑袋躲开这间 [00:15:31] 没躲开 [00:15:33] 让圣经的宝刀正给销售 [00:15:37] 好嘛 [00:15:38] 这一招叫炒肉拉皮儿 [00:15:41] 薄薄的片一层 [00:15:43] 去那间 [00:15:45] 给他给选掉了 [00:15:47] 那玩意儿受得了 [00:15:50] 如意和折腾的嗷的一声蹦起多高了 [00:15:54] 血流满面 [00:15:56] 脖子后的都是写的他道题 [00:16:00] 金鼎九连环 [00:16:02] 扭身就跑 [00:16:04] 受了伤了 [00:16:07] 圣婴 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