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[00:00:00] 河南省滑县境内的瓦刚山是水土肥沃、人杰地灵的风水宝地
[00:00:08] 半山坡上
[00:00:10] 良田耕地
[00:00:12] 果树成林
[00:00:13] 山顶上一马平川
[00:00:15] 建筑城池
[00:00:17] 山下呢
[00:00:18] 又很陡峭
[00:00:20] 半天然半人工建筑的公式
[00:00:23] 只是一夫挡关
[00:00:24] 万夫莫开
[00:00:26] 这里是秣马厉兵最合适的地方
[00:00:30] 徐茂公领着群英会的人攻打瓦岗
[00:00:35] 山响拿这里当根居地
[00:00:39] 来了好多天
[00:00:40] 讨德耀镇人家
[00:00:42] 不出马公山
[00:00:43] 损兵折将
[00:00:45] 万般无奈
[00:00:47] 徐茂公单人独自上山
[00:00:49] 顺说
[00:00:50] 瓦缸寨的寨主说说
[00:00:52] 我们到这儿来可不是抢的
[00:00:54] 山寨是为了兵合一处将达一家
[00:00:58] 我们联合办公
[00:01:01] 债主才让从心里头不乐意
[00:01:05] 你想啊
[00:01:06] 谁不知道这种肥呀
[00:01:09] 能让吗
[00:01:11] 又无法拒绝
[00:01:12] 因为他是南陈亡国之将
[00:01:16] 保过陈叔宝
[00:01:18] 秦琼和程咬金的父亲生前也是南陈的大臣
[00:01:25] 他又怕得罪绿林朋友
[00:01:28] 就给徐茂公出了个难题
[00:01:32] 怎么办
[00:01:33] 你们说
[00:01:34] 你们英雄会的人个个有本事
[00:01:38] 是豪杰
[00:01:39] 明天呢
[00:01:40] 我们山下建帐
[00:01:43] 要是有人帮我打下马
[00:01:45] 我本领不如你们
[00:01:47] 哎
[00:01:48] 你们就可以上山
[00:01:49] 徐茂公同意了
[00:01:51] 可是他知道阿宅个外号叫小霸王
[00:01:55] 大铁枪力气大
[00:01:57] 招数号英雄会的人凭真功夫交战
[00:02:01] 难分伯仲
[00:02:04] 又不能往死里打
[00:02:06] 你要是把翟让打死
[00:02:09] 翟让手下弟兄还不玩儿命吗
[00:02:12] 瓦刚山不但得不来
[00:02:14] 还坏了英雄会的名声
[00:02:16] 你不打的英雄会其号码
[00:02:18] 你怎么欺负毅君呢
[00:02:21] 怎么办好呢
[00:02:24] 她就想起程咬金了
[00:02:26] 程咬金这个人胆大
[00:02:29] 有时候犯浑叫他出马
[00:02:33] 临战要是跟他说清楚
[00:02:35] 就去呗
[00:02:37] 他不好好打
[00:02:39] 怎么办呢
[00:02:40] 派兵不如激将
[00:02:42] 我何不这么这么这么办就成了军主动请缨
[00:02:49] 就这样
[00:02:50] 徐茂公见着群英会的人
[00:02:53] 当着程咬金的面儿说
[00:02:56] 我到山上跟站长说
[00:02:58] 我们山上啊
[00:02:59] 英雄分四等
[00:03:02] 三等的
[00:03:03] 二等的我都说完了
[00:03:05] 翟丈很佩服
[00:03:07] 我要说头等
[00:03:09] 头等是秦琼秦叔宝
[00:03:12] 人称神拳太保
[00:03:16] 翟让文婷站起来竖大拇哥说好秦二爷
[00:03:21] 勾头等英雄
[00:03:23] 程咬金着急了
[00:03:25] 他想
[00:03:26] 就凭我结婚啊啊
[00:03:29] 大金
[00:03:30] D 关怎么没给我呀
[00:03:32] 这个三等二等
[00:03:34] 头等都没有a
[00:03:37] 我去三
[00:03:38] 你没说过我呀说了
[00:03:41] 我说这样啊
[00:03:43] 我再提一个人
[00:03:45] 你得吓昏了
[00:03:47] 她问我说是谁
[00:03:49] 我说提起此人那是威震华夏
[00:03:52] 如皓月当空
[00:03:53] 此人姓成名了
[00:03:55] 金三斧子劫皇杠三斧子取金的
[00:04:00] 程咬金一听高兴了
[00:04:02] 嗯
[00:04:03] 你说完那翟让是不是野生大拇指啊
[00:04:08] 徐茂公晃晃脑袋
[00:04:10] 四弟啊
[00:04:12] 不是我传话呀
[00:04:14] 也不怕你生气
[00:04:18] 我说完了
[00:04:20] 翟让
[00:04:21] 把嘴一撇说
[00:04:23] 你前边儿说那几个我都服气
[00:04:27] 为读者
[00:04:28] 程咬金这小子
[00:04:30] 他不是英雄
[00:04:32] 他是狗熊
[00:04:34] 程咬金听这话乎
[00:04:36] 就站起来了
[00:04:38] 什么
[00:04:39] 谁让他敢骂我
[00:04:42] 我跟他没完
[00:04:44] 他凭什么说我是狗熊
[00:04:46] 是啊是啊
[00:04:47] 兄弟
[00:04:48] 你坐下
[00:04:48] 我问啦
[00:04:51] 你别瞧不起我的4 D
[00:04:54] 号称神斧将
[00:04:56] 别看你号称小霸王
[00:04:58] 走马上任遇上他
[00:05:00] 你就得见阎王
[00:05:02] 程咬金说
[00:05:03] 对
[00:05:04] 你讲得好
[00:05:04] 翟让怎么说呢
[00:05:06] 翟让说
[00:05:07] 啊嗨
[00:05:08] 徐茂功
[00:05:09] 你别T 程咬金吹啦
[00:05:11] 不是我说大话
[00:05:13] 要到两军阵前
[00:05:14] 我大枪100程咬金就得滚鞍落马求饶命
[00:05:22] 老城听这话站起来了
[00:05:24] 三哥
[00:05:25] 你别讲
[00:05:26] 不说到这儿吗
[00:05:27] 你给他写个战术
[00:05:29] 约翟让
[00:05:31] 上马一战
[00:05:32] 我要把脑袋给他
[00:05:34] 揭盖儿
[00:05:35] 就不叫神府将
[00:05:37] 徐茂公说
[00:05:38] 此地我跟她说了
[00:05:40] 我不服气啊
[00:05:41] 明天你们俩马上一战
[00:05:43] 谁把谁打下马就是英雄
[00:05:47] 好了
[00:05:48] 诸位
[00:05:49] 明天你们就看我怎么掏他这个小霸王
[00:05:54] 程咬金气的呼呼直喘
[00:05:57] 秦琼和魏征暗暗发笑
[00:06:00] 心想
[00:06:01] 徐茂公啊
[00:06:03] 你这叫瞧使唤人啊
[00:06:05] 叫程咬金上阵
[00:06:06] 你不明说
[00:06:07] 你用激将法
[00:06:09] 行啊
[00:06:09] 我们看看怎么样
[00:06:11] 一夜无书
[00:06:12] 第二天天刚放亮
[00:06:14] 程咬金就吵着要量
[00:06:16] 对大家再三劝说
[00:06:19] 吃了早饭
[00:06:21] 把队伍摆开
[00:06:22] 向山上脚震
[00:06:24] 只听山上到哒哒哒三声炮响
[00:06:30] 摘葛戴哲、董平、薛永无系张乾哥四个顺3000人马冲到山下
[00:06:40] 列百对五个戴斯将闪目观瞧一看对面he 英雄会是人马强壮
[00:06:50] 盔甲鲜明啊
[00:06:52] 对唔整齐
[00:06:54] 翟让心中佩服啊
[00:06:56] 程咬金也不等徐某宫传利
[00:06:59] 一吹坐下班
[00:07:01] 鲍铁华流把大斧子往肩上一扛
[00:07:05] 走马出镇到了
[00:07:07] 将长带坐骑
[00:07:09] 扯着嗓子喊哑单
[00:07:13] 姓翟的翟让
[00:07:15] 有种你给我出来
[00:07:18] 哇
[00:07:18] 刚才的楼顶一看
[00:07:21] 程咬金的模样
[00:07:23] 心中一愣
[00:07:24] 啊
[00:07:24] 哎哟
[00:07:25] 这回太威风了
[00:07:26] 好吓人呐
[00:07:27] 像天神一样
[00:07:29] 今天这个仗不好打
[00:07:32] 粘上一看来将叫阵
[00:07:35] 抬腿摘下大铁枪
[00:07:38] 小肚子一碰
[00:07:39] 铁过梁两脚一踹
[00:07:42] 飞虎邓乌骓马一声长嘶
[00:07:45] 冲出阵来
[00:07:48] 二马对头程咬金抬头一看
[00:07:51] 哟
[00:07:52] 这原件
[00:07:53] 乌金盔乌金甲
[00:07:54] 乌骓马手中大铁枪
[00:07:57] 高高的个子
[00:07:58] 壮壮的身材
[00:08:00] 程咬金的胖子有肚子
[00:08:02] 人家可没有
[00:08:03] 细腰乍背
[00:08:06] 二目放光
[00:08:08] 这个程咬金呢
[00:08:10] 什么都不合计
[00:08:11] 就合计咋样
[00:08:12] 你不服我
[00:08:13] 好
[00:08:13] 我非宰你不可
[00:08:15] 哎
[00:08:16] 小子
[00:08:17] 报个名
[00:08:19] 报个官儿吧
[00:08:21] 翟让霞
[00:08:23] 这叫什么词儿啊
[00:08:24] 连小子都上来了
[00:08:26] 顺口答道
[00:08:27] 小霸王翟让师爷呢
[00:08:31] 是和人通上名来
[00:08:34] 小子
[00:08:35] 你就管我叫四爷就行了
[00:08:38] 说着搬斧头献斧纂马
[00:08:41] 望前去high 楚女三棱透
[00:08:45] 甲锥奔翟让的面门点来
[00:08:49] 把账吓一跳
[00:08:50] 心想
[00:08:51] 没这么打仗的
[00:08:52] 连个客气话也没有啊
[00:08:54] 四爷是谁呀
[00:08:56] 这个可真是愣头青
[00:08:59] 对方已经伸手了
[00:09:01] 赶紧立枪一挂服
[00:09:03] 转
[00:09:03] 撤回来
[00:09:04] 斧头刷又过来了
[00:09:07] Pi 脑袋
[00:09:09] 翟让横枪亢把斧子哥出去
[00:09:13] 大斧子剁在了枪杆上
[00:09:16] 说时迟那时快
[00:09:18] 程咬金的辅料往左边一划了
[00:09:21] 肖柔在枭首刷刷两下展
[00:09:25] 让一机人赶紧抬手躲开这两下
[00:09:30] 程咬金极了
[00:09:32] 平关
[00:09:33] 大福子嗡一声
[00:09:35] 斧头奔窄长的脑袋
[00:09:37] 窄长大的头
[00:09:39] 二马冲锋
[00:09:41] 程咬金一看
[00:09:42] 没看着大斧子由下往上来的海底捞月
[00:09:48] E 划落
[00:09:49] 哼嗯哼
[00:09:53] 真准啊
[00:09:54] 把翟让胯下乌骓马的脑袋给砍飞老远了
[00:10:00] 司马裤衩趴下摘让仰面朝天的躺在地上
[00:10:06] 程咬金催马来到近前
[00:10:09] 高举着斧子
[00:10:10] 嗨
[00:10:11] 我第一次你
[00:10:13] 可把徐茂公吓坏了
[00:10:16] 急忙催马出最
[00:10:17] 一边跑一边喊
[00:10:19] 死敌
[00:10:20] 不能砍
[00:10:21] 不能砍a
[00:10:23] 怎么我杀了他
[00:10:25] 瓦刚山就归我们啦
[00:10:28] 唉
[00:10:28] 不行
[00:10:29] 你给我闪开
[00:10:30] 哎
[00:10:31] 好
[00:10:31] 那我回去了
[00:10:33] 程咬金心里啊高兴
[00:10:35] 心想我露脸了
[00:10:37] 哼
[00:10:37] 姓翟的叫你瞧不起我
[00:10:40] 你等着
[00:10:42] 徐茂公盗窃进甩蹬下马扶起翟让
[00:10:45] 哎呀
[00:10:46] 翟将军受惊了
[00:10:48] 粘上半天没缓过神来
[00:10:52] 心想
[00:10:52] 我是怎么掉下马的呢
[00:10:55] 扭头看看自己这匹战马
[00:10:58] 马脑袋没了
[00:10:59] 真心疼啊
[00:11:01] 这匹马花重金从骨背口买来的
[00:11:05] 跟随自己好多年
[00:11:08] A 叫这个什么四爷
[00:11:11] 给宰了
[00:11:14] 哎
[00:11:15] 我说徐守灵啊
[00:11:17] 我也练过斧子
[00:11:19] 没这招数啊
[00:11:21] 这什么招啊
[00:11:23] 好好不良天尊
[00:11:25] 我们这个英雄名叫神斧将
[00:11:29] 招数神出鬼没
[00:11:31] 你哪知道啊啊
[00:11:34] 这回你服了吧
[00:11:36] 呃
[00:11:38] 徐少领
[00:11:40] 呃
[00:11:40] 服是服了
[00:11:42] 可我总觉得他这副朝特别
[00:11:45] 哎
[00:11:45] 你能不能叫他过来
[00:11:48] 他如果再能帮我打下马
[00:11:52] 那我是真服了他
[00:11:55] 这个
[00:11:56] 好吧
[00:11:56] 那我跟他商量商量
[00:11:58] 看他愿不愿意陪你走上几合
[00:12:01] 他是不高兴a
[00:12:03] 我可管不了他
[00:12:05] 说着徐茂公上马他
[00:12:08] 他回到本部
[00:12:09] 军队心里是高兴啊
[00:12:11] A 4 D 啊
[00:12:13] 嗯
[00:12:14] 怎么样
[00:12:15] 死地啊
[00:12:16] 你虽然把他的马给抹了
[00:12:19] 他说他不服
[00:12:20] 你还不服我
[00:12:23] 我该把他宰了
[00:12:26] 别杀
[00:12:27] 还得留着
[00:12:28] 那他怎么扶我呢
[00:12:30] 他说
[00:12:31] 啊
[00:12:31] 你们俩还得打一次
[00:12:33] 你再把他打下马
[00:12:35] 他就真服你了
[00:12:37] 哎呀
[00:12:38] 三哥呀
[00:12:39] 我这幅朝别人不知道你还不知道吗
[00:12:43] 用完啦
[00:12:45] A 私立
[00:12:47] 你不是还有一小招后补吗
[00:12:50] 那叫什么来着
[00:12:52] 你好好想想
[00:12:53] 嗯
[00:12:54] 还有一招
[00:12:55] 哎哎哎
[00:12:57] 对对对我还有这么办招好了
[00:13:01] 你呢
[00:13:02] 过去吧a
[00:13:04] 劳成催马上阵
[00:13:06] 游到阵前
[00:13:07] 反正啊
[00:13:08] 我又出来了
[00:13:09] 陪你玩玩
[00:13:11] 好瓷实
[00:13:13] 翟让换了匹马
[00:13:15] 手拿大铁枪来到当场
[00:13:18] 老城还是先进招点摘让用枪一挂
[00:13:24] 老城pi 脑袋摘
[00:13:26] 让横枪招架
[00:13:28] 左肖右肖涛耳朵翟让都躲过去了
[00:13:32] 二马冲锋过镫
[00:13:34] 程咬金还是那个老朝
[00:13:36] 往下一划了
[00:13:38] 摘上有准备拉弯一粒枪杆汤
[00:13:43] 把斧子哥出去了
[00:13:45] 斧子砍在枪杆上
[00:13:47] 没碰着马脑袋
[00:13:49] 二马冲锋
[00:13:51] 加上心里踏实了
[00:13:52] 谁想我看你有什么办法
[00:13:54] 就是这阵儿
[00:13:56] 程咬金斧头朝潜伏转朝后
[00:13:58] 两手攥着浮屏的中心感
[00:14:01] 用力向后一杵
[00:14:03] 嘴里喊着
[00:14:04] 哦
[00:14:07] 真准啊
[00:14:08] 正处在翟让坐下马的三岔骨上
[00:14:13] 这匹马疼得心儿都爆椒
[00:14:16] 一撂蹶子
[00:14:17] 扑通把翟让又摔到马下
[00:14:22] 大枪扔出
[00:14:23] 多远
[00:14:24] 就这一招
[00:14:26] 不光英雄会的将士
[00:14:28] 就连瓦刚山的冰冰都一起喊起好来了好哇
[00:14:34] 摘让受不了
[00:14:36] 脸跟巴掌打一样
[00:14:37] 通红通红的
[00:14:38] 都不好意思起来了
[00:14:41] 程咬金了的
[00:14:42] 嗯
[00:14:44] 我叫你不服
[00:14:45] 不服咱们再来
[00:14:48] 这点徐茂公
[00:14:50] 急忙来到切近
[00:14:52] 下马扶起翟让
[00:14:54] 哈哈
[00:14:54] 翟将军
[00:14:55] 你受精啦
[00:14:56] 你还和他比试吗
[00:14:59] 翟让愣了半天
[00:15:01] 站起来掸了掸身上土
[00:15:05] 啊
[00:15:06] 徐少林啊
[00:15:08] 你们这位神府将叫什么名字
[00:15:11] 我可真服了啊啊啊
[00:15:15] 这将军
[00:15:16] 他叫程咬金
[00:15:18] 人称神斧将啊哦
[00:15:23] 翟让大吃一惊
[00:15:25] 啊
[00:15:25] 怪不得他大斧子神出鬼没
[00:15:28] 闹了半天
[00:15:29] 他就是截皇杠反山东斧劈花工艺的程咬金
[00:15:35] 这是出了名的英雄啊
[00:15:37] 哎呀
[00:15:37] 我可得见见
[00:15:39] 摘着赶紧走到程咬金的马前
[00:15:43] 抱腕当胸
[00:15:44] 成四爷
[00:15:46] 我早闻您的大名
[00:15:48] 如雷贯耳
[00:15:49] 皓月当空
[00:15:51] 只恨无缘相见
[00:15:54] 我服了您了
[00:15:55] 四爷
[00:15:56] 您才是真正的英雄啊
[00:16:01] 程咬金大眼猪逛了逛了心的话
[00:16:04] 美H
[00:16:06] 他这话怎么跟徐茂公说的不一样呢
[00:16:10] 甭管那些
[00:16:11] 嗯
[00:16:12] 翟将军
[00:16:13] 呃
[00:16:14] 你不是叫小霸王骂小霸王
[00:16:18] 遇见四爷你还叫马
[00:16:21] 哎呀
[00:16:22] 常四爷
[00:16:23] 我服你了
[00:16:24] 可有些事情我不明白
[00:16:27] 我想请教请教
[00:16:29] 嗯讲
[00:16:31] 您说您这斧子朝这么高
[00:16:35] 怎么进跟马干上了呢
[00:16:38] 咋样啊
[00:16:39] 嘿嘿
[00:16:40] 亏你还是马上战将
[00:16:42] 你连马都骑不住
[00:16:45] 怎么能打仗啊
[00:16:47] 哎
[00:16:47] 对对对对对
[00:16:49] 翟让一拍脑袋撑死耶是这么回事儿
[00:16:53] 你这斧子有多少招
[00:16:57] 程咬金想
[00:16:58] 小子套过来了
[00:17:00] 嗯
[00:17:00] 呼你啊
[00:17:02] 你要问哪
[00:17:03] 我这斧子大招360
[00:17:07] 小赵可就塞牛毛咯
[00:17:11] 翟让听了心里哆嗦
[00:17:13] 幸亏我没跟他再打
[00:17:16] 再打还得吃亏
[00:17:18] 徐茂公在旁边听着这个了呀
[00:17:21] 心想摘让啊
[00:17:23] 你算让他给懵住了
[00:17:26] 翟让叫程咬金两次打下马
[00:17:29] 就得履行签约
[00:17:32] 迎接英雄会人上山
[00:17:35] 于是徐茂公传下军令
[00:17:37] 所有人拔营起寨上
[00:17:41] 瓦刚山
[00:17:43] 瓦刚山的喽兵将士也高兴的了不得
[00:17:47] 站在山坡上高喊
[00:17:49] 英雄会的弟兄们
[00:17:51] 我们欢迎你们
[00:17:54] 谢谢你们
[00:17:55] 山上山下跳跃欢呼
[00:17:59] 来到了山上
[00:18:00] 徐茂公贺军兵布置好自己
[00:18:04] 随众弟兄跟翟让进了城
[00:18:07] 来到总管府衙
[00:18:10] 到里边儿分宾主落座
[00:18:13] 然后协商
[00:18:15] 那么怎么掌握瓦刚山的这个全呢
[00:18:18] 还是宅让坐头把交椅为总辖大寨主
[00:18:24] 二把交椅是秦琼山寨主徐茂
[00:18:28] 公然后是山上的四元将
[00:18:31] 我们一切都听大债主您的
[00:18:36] 您教我们怎么做
[00:18:37] 我们怎么做
[00:18:38] 您放心
[00:18:38] 我们不会喧宾夺主
[00:18:41] 翟让踏实多了
[00:18:43] 英雄会的人上了瓦岗山
[00:18:45] 住进了瓦缸寨
[00:18:46] 可就踏实了
[00:18:48] 把后寨腾出房子叫英雄会的人家圈住下
[00:18:54] 房子不够用
[00:18:55] 再见呢
[00:18:56] 英雄会的人没有D 盘可有
[00:18:59] 金银拨出一点
[00:19:01] 犒赏军卒军兵都高兴
[00:19:04] 然后立起招兵大旗
[00:19:06] 无数的有志之士投军
[00:19:10] 双方团结的很好
[00:19:12] 可也有矛盾
[00:19:14] 就是瓦冈山
[00:19:16] 将来怎么办
[00:19:18] 你不能老是扯出大
[00:19:21] 其实占山为王
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