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[00:00:01] 小矬子就像王夫人
[00:00:05] 跟老太太说
[00:00:06] 谁欺负你
[00:00:07] 你为什么寻死上吊告诉我
[00:00:10] 我给你报仇
[00:00:12] 王夫人说
[00:00:14] 恩人哪
[00:00:15] 论说
[00:00:16] 你救了我
[00:00:16] 我应该感激
[00:00:18] 可是我没有活路
[00:00:21] 你走了
[00:00:22] 我还得上吊
[00:00:23] 受二回罪
[00:00:25] 小矬子说话挺风趣儿
[00:00:28] 别介呀
[00:00:29] 你先说说为什么呢
[00:00:31] 要是真该死
[00:00:33] 不用你动手
[00:00:34] 我弄个菜把你挂去了得了
[00:00:38] 哎
[00:00:38] 有些话我不能跟你说
[00:00:41] 呃
[00:00:41] 为什么
[00:00:42] 说出去
[00:00:43] 让官府知道
[00:00:45] 就他把我抓走啊
[00:00:47] 啊
[00:00:48] 我明白了
[00:00:49] 要这么说你的名姓也犯法
[00:00:52] 对哎呀
[00:00:54] 咱俩一样啊
[00:00:56] 这块没别人就是你我你说吧
[00:00:59] 我不会走漏风声的
[00:01:02] 王夫人想我儿子呼延庆不知道哪去了
[00:01:06] 我也要死了
[00:01:08] 心里也痛快痛快说吧
[00:01:11] 恩人哪
[00:01:13] 我家住在大国东京
[00:01:16] 哎呀
[00:01:17] 这个太巧了
[00:01:19] 我也是住在东京啊
[00:01:21] 哦
[00:01:22] 你也是京都人
[00:01:23] 那你姓什么叫什么
[00:01:25] 嗯
[00:01:26] 你先别问
[00:01:27] 还是你先说啊
[00:01:29] 我家住在双王府
[00:01:32] 哎呀
[00:01:33] 咱们还是街坊呢
[00:01:35] 那你姓什么
[00:01:36] 我丈夫福兴呼燕
[00:01:39] 矬子一听啊操
[00:01:42] 蹦起老高一拍大腿
[00:01:43] 哎呀
[00:01:44] 太巧了
[00:01:45] 咱不但是老乡街坊
[00:01:47] 恐怕还是一个老祖宗呢
[00:01:51] 你也去胡艳有个双王呼延丕显他是你什么人
[00:01:56] 啊
[00:01:57] 那是我公付啊
[00:02:00] 功夫功夫是什么玩意儿
[00:02:02] 嗨
[00:02:03] 你这怎么说话就是我姑爹啊
[00:02:07] 哎
[00:02:07] 明白了
[00:02:08] 老公公对不对
[00:02:10] 那么你丈夫是谁呀
[00:02:12] 我的丈夫叫呼延守用
[00:02:15] 啊
[00:02:16] 你是他的老婆呀
[00:02:18] 是啊a
[00:02:20] 我想起了
[00:02:22] 你是不是姓王
[00:02:24] 正是你叫王秀英
[00:02:28] 哎呀
[00:02:29] 哎呀
[00:02:30] 你怎么知道
[00:02:31] 哎呀
[00:02:33] 浑身手捧把王菲手抓住
[00:02:37] 那我再问问你呼延庆是不是你儿子
[00:02:41] 是啊
[00:02:42] 一点儿都没错呀
[00:02:44] 矬子听这话
[00:02:45] 哎哟我的妈呀
[00:02:46] 这可太巧了
[00:02:48] 他原地转仨圈儿蹦的挺老高
[00:02:50] 扑通的跪下了
[00:02:52] 妈耶
[00:02:53] 哈哈
[00:02:54] 这可是大水抽了王八窝啦
[00:02:57] 哟
[00:02:57] 你这怎么讲话啊
[00:02:59] 是啊啊
[00:02:59] 对我这不是骂自己吗
[00:03:01] 我一说充了王八窝一家不认一家人a
[00:03:06] 你好a
[00:03:07] 我是你儿子
[00:03:08] 我给你磕头了
[00:03:09] 在磕一个我给你磕个响头
[00:03:12] Bang bang bang
[00:03:14] 刻了仨响头
[00:03:16] 王夫人吓得赶紧闪在一旁
[00:03:19] N 人
[00:03:20] 你是谁呀
[00:03:21] 为何这么称呼
[00:03:22] 嗨
[00:03:23] 我没跟你说吗
[00:03:25] 冲了什么庙了吗
[00:03:26] 大水冲了龙王庙
[00:03:28] 对对反应是这么回事儿
[00:03:30] 咱们是一家人
[00:03:31] 不认识一家人
[00:03:32] 我是你儿子
[00:03:34] 这话从何说起
[00:03:36] 呼延守用
[00:03:37] 是不是你丈夫他是我爹呀啊
[00:03:41] 你母亲是谁
[00:03:42] 哎
[00:03:42] 对了
[00:03:43] 我忘跟你说了
[00:03:44] 我妈呀
[00:03:45] 他姓崔
[00:03:46] 叫崔桂荣
[00:03:49] 是这么回事情
[00:03:51] 其实这件事儿啊
[00:03:53] 我原来也不知道
[00:03:54] 后来我妈跟我说的
[00:03:55] 说我爹跟你之后要到北国偷
[00:03:59] 亲找一个姓马的
[00:04:01] 结果遇见大雨
[00:04:03] 身上衣服都淋湿了
[00:04:05] 跑到我姥爷那个村儿崔家镇就躲在我们家门洞里病倒了
[00:04:11] 说得的伤寒病被我姥爷把他弄到家里给他治好了
[00:04:15] 他要走
[00:04:17] 我姥爷就把我妈许配给他了
[00:04:19] 那个还没有我呢
[00:04:21] 嗯
[00:04:21] 我爹说他有前妻嗨
[00:04:24] 什么怀孩子了
[00:04:26] 我姥爷说不要紧
[00:04:27] 叫我娘啊
[00:04:28] 给当二房
[00:04:29] 为的是给胡家留条后代
[00:04:31] 这叫忠臣孝子
[00:04:33] 哎
[00:04:33] 对了
[00:04:33] 人人尽跟我妈结婚之后啊就呆仨月
[00:04:37] 我爹就猴拉稀
[00:04:39] 坏肠子就走了
[00:04:40] 我妈说她也有孩子了
[00:04:42] 你给留个名儿吧
[00:04:44] 我爹说
[00:04:44] 生下姑娘叫什么都行
[00:04:46] 生下小子
[00:04:47] 嗯
[00:04:48] 要是有大的较轻
[00:04:50] 二的叫平
[00:04:51] 我就叫胡艳萍
[00:04:53] 我爹走了
[00:04:54] 哼
[00:04:54] 肉包打狗有去无回啊
[00:04:57] 也不知道他老上哪去了
[00:04:59] 人不回来
[00:05:00] 谢也不烧
[00:05:01] 我一落生啊
[00:05:02] 差点叫我妈把我摔死啊
[00:05:05] 怎么的了脑袋屁股分不清
[00:05:08] 又矮又粗又黑
[00:05:09] 以为是妖精呢
[00:05:11] 后来一看
[00:05:11] A 是个小小子就把我留下了
[00:05:15] 跟我舅舅排辈儿
[00:05:16] 我叫崔三
[00:05:18] 就这么呢
[00:05:19] 一来二去我就长大了
[00:05:21] 到了七八岁叫我念书
[00:05:22] 我念书脑袋疼
[00:05:24] 念不下去
[00:05:24] 就愿意外边跑着玩儿
[00:05:27] 哎呀
[00:05:28] 交了头巨无霸了后句记住后句忘了头巨熊瞎子劈苞米还能落个一做呢
[00:05:35] 我一个也没流着玩儿玩儿呗
[00:05:37] 我有毛病
[00:05:38] 他动手动脚老跟人打架
[00:05:41] 家里没少跟着生气
[00:05:43] 嗯
[00:05:44] 每回玩啊
[00:05:45] 我还准输
[00:05:45] 一跟他玩我傻
[00:05:47] 总叫人家打我们弹脑
[00:05:49] 搬完那天我输了
[00:05:52] 他们谈我十多个脑都起包了
[00:05:55] 我赢了一回
[00:05:56] 我光给那小子一下子内小子就没气儿了
[00:06:00] 等他醒了就骂我
[00:06:01] 说我是野种
[00:06:04] 没
[00:06:04] 爹
[00:06:05] 我回去问我姥爷
[00:06:07] 我姥爷没说什么
[00:06:09] 就去问我老娘
[00:06:10] 我老娘光哭就去问我娘
[00:06:13] 我再三问我娘没法儿了
[00:06:16] 你爹死了
[00:06:17] 埋在村西头老槐树下
[00:06:20] 我一听撒腿就跑
[00:06:23] 来到前边
[00:06:24] 涛我姥爷一锭银子
[00:06:25] 买点纸买点香
[00:06:27] 按照我娘说地方到坟前我就点着了
[00:06:31] 跪在坟前就哭啊
[00:06:32] 就在这阵咱们村有个老李头
[00:06:35] 从这经过一看我在坟前哭
[00:06:37] 爹脱下鞋用鞋底子照我屁股打了好几下
[00:06:42] 我回头问他
[00:06:43] 你打我干啥
[00:06:44] 老头儿说
[00:06:45] 崔三呢
[00:06:46] 你小子真混账上学不好好念书
[00:06:51] 光和同学打仗
[00:06:53] 这回你闲着没事儿又跑到哭
[00:06:55] 接完我一听就火了
[00:06:57] A
[00:06:58] 该死老头儿
[00:06:59] 真不通人情
[00:07:00] 这是我爹坟
[00:07:01] 我是给爹上坟呢
[00:07:03] 怎么没事儿哭爹玩儿呢
[00:07:05] 老头说你小子还有理
[00:07:08] 你知道坟里埋的谁骂
[00:07:10] 那是你爹吗
[00:07:11] 嗯
[00:07:12] 我说不是我爹
[00:07:13] 那是谁呀
[00:07:14] 那是我死一头驴
[00:07:16] 可把我气坏了
[00:07:17] 气我尿泡尿把烧纸给浇灭了回家找我妈这头闹啊
[00:07:23] 我有跌就有跌没跌
[00:07:25] 你说没爹干嘛
[00:07:26] 你骗我
[00:07:27] 我哭了半天死驴啊
[00:07:30] 我妈没办法才告诉我是双王之孙呼延守用之子我叫呼彦平
[00:07:37] 我一听这话呀
[00:07:39] 我高兴了
[00:07:40] 我娘也害怕了
[00:07:41] 告诉不许说啊
[00:07:43] 我也没敢说
[00:07:44] 天桥那年我们家着大火一把火全加全烧净了
[00:07:49] 这一烧光了没地方去
[00:07:51] 我背着
[00:07:51] 我娘又跑到了这个李家庄
[00:07:54] 这部吗就在山的那边
[00:07:56] 人都有房子地
[00:07:57] 咱啥也没有
[00:07:58] 没办法
[00:07:59] 我就给我娘找个30 栋住去了
[00:08:03] 弄点锅碗瓢盆没啥活的呀
[00:08:06] 怎么办呢
[00:08:07] 我跟我娘捡柴火
[00:08:09] 后来我长大了
[00:08:10] 我娘说你看见没有洞门口跑的兔子
[00:08:14] 那是野兔
[00:08:15] 没人要
[00:08:16] 你要打他
[00:08:17] 咱俩剥皮肉能吃皮能卖钱
[00:08:22] 我就抓兔子
[00:08:23] 也不知道我的腿怎么那么快
[00:08:25] 兔子跑不过我
[00:08:27] 我们娘儿俩抓兔子打山鸡弄点儿鱼什么的
[00:08:31] 嘿嘿
[00:08:31] 吃的挺香
[00:08:33] 有一天我正在山上抓兔子
[00:08:36] 我看见一只大猫
[00:08:38] 这猫太大了
[00:08:40] 我在姥爷家见着猫都那么大我
[00:08:42] 就喵喵的学着叫唤
[00:08:44] 哪只这只猫被我扑了
[00:08:47] 我一看他不是善茬子抄起门闩he 大猫打起来
[00:08:51] 结果把大猫给打死了
[00:08:53] 拽回洞里
[00:08:55] 我妈一看下个屁股
[00:08:57] 墩儿说
[00:08:58] 孩子
[00:08:59] 你哪弄来死虎啊
[00:09:01] 我说这不是猫吗
[00:09:02] 这不是猫
[00:09:03] 这是虎
[00:09:04] 这比那个兔子还值钱呢
[00:09:06] 虎古虎皮都值钱
[00:09:09] 嘿嘿
[00:09:10] 这回咱可发财了
[00:09:12] 我就不抓兔子
[00:09:13] 满山片野找大猫
[00:09:16] 老虎也好
[00:09:17] 兔子也好
[00:09:18] 叫我抓多了
[00:09:19] 嗯
[00:09:20] 这帮玩意儿都跟我有仇了
[00:09:22] 所以我一出门真害怕
[00:09:24] 我得把它冻门堵的死死的
[00:09:26] 方圆左右和李家庄的人都起外号打虎太保追兔子眼了
[00:09:32] 今天我注意大猫
[00:09:35] 嘿嘿
[00:09:35] 正好看见你在这上吊娘们儿
[00:09:39] 我说了半天你听明白没听明白
[00:09:41] 反正我是你儿子
[00:09:43] 你是我吗
[00:09:44] 我们娘俩住在洞里头怎么办吧
[00:09:47] 你跟我走见我妈去吧
[00:09:50] 王夫人
[00:09:51] 听明白了
[00:09:52] 孩子
[00:09:54] 我听懂啦
[00:09:56] 还有个事儿呢
[00:09:57] 有个呼延庆说闹京城a
[00:10:00] 是不是我哥哥
[00:10:02] 是是那你知道我爹在哪儿呢
[00:10:05] 嗯
[00:10:06] 我和胡延庆是不是一个公两个母
[00:10:10] 嗨
[00:10:11] 你说的什么话
[00:10:12] 一父两母啊对对
[00:10:14] 对
[00:10:14] 就是那个意思吧
[00:10:16] 孩子别提了
[00:10:18] 我和你哥哥就是要到幽州去找你
[00:10:22] 父亲呼延守用招了东床驸马了
[00:10:26] 噢
[00:10:27] 这又收下个
[00:10:28] 崔桂荣
[00:10:30] 嗯
[00:10:32] 开大
[00:10:33] 你哥哥方才跟山寨的大王打仗
[00:10:37] 我吓昏过去了
[00:10:38] 他把我扔到这儿
[00:10:40] 等我醒来他就没影儿了
[00:10:42] 我真担心不知道你呢哥哥
[00:10:46] 能不能有危险
[00:10:48] 年啦
[00:10:49] 不要紧
[00:10:49] 我去接我哥哥去
[00:10:51] 他转身要跑快回来
[00:10:52] 不行
[00:10:54] 孩子
[00:10:55] 你把我扔在这儿再来
[00:10:56] 大老虎不就得把我吃了啊
[00:10:59] 对呀
[00:11:01] 我得把你送走
[00:11:02] 娘们
[00:11:03] 我把你送见我娘去
[00:11:05] A
[00:11:06] 好
[00:11:06] 嗯
[00:11:07] 不要紧
[00:11:08] 我知道方圆左右哪有山大王
[00:11:11] 一会儿我再叫我哥哥
[00:11:14] 你家离多远呢
[00:11:15] 不远
[00:11:16] 一拐弯
[00:11:16] 一眨眼就到
[00:11:18] 哎呀
[00:11:18] 这只虎呢啊
[00:11:20] 先放在这儿就藏在草棵里头
[00:11:22] 等我把你背回家回来我再找他
[00:11:26] A
[00:11:27] 孩子你个矮
[00:11:29] 我比你高
[00:11:30] 你怎么背我呀
[00:11:32] 我有招啦
[00:11:33] 我把这个棍子往后边儿这一呗
[00:11:36] 你老呢
[00:11:37] 两条腿跪在我棍子上
[00:11:41] 我往前面这么一拢
[00:11:43] 两手一拽
[00:11:44] 棍头儿呢
[00:11:45] 搂我的脖子不就行了吗
[00:11:48] A 好
[00:11:50] 王夫人心的话
[00:11:52] 她真能出招儿
[00:11:53] 可人要跪在铁杠子上受得了吗
[00:11:56] 胡艳萍啊
[00:11:57] 哎
[00:11:58] 还真挺心细的
[00:12:00] 拿过草来
[00:12:01] 把棍子缠了几圈
[00:12:03] 把它记好了
[00:12:05] 用的衣服又包了
[00:12:06] 又包
[00:12:07] 来吧
[00:12:08] 你就柜上吧
[00:12:10] 王夫人真就到胡艳萍身后贵在棍子上
[00:12:14] 两手搂她肩
[00:12:16] 娘啊
[00:12:17] 你可松着点儿啊
[00:12:18] 劲儿大了
[00:12:19] 把我勒死了
[00:12:20] 不能
[00:12:21] 我不会使劲儿
[00:12:22] 你可搂住啊
[00:12:23] 稳当点儿
[00:12:24] 别撒手
[00:12:25] 我可要跑了
[00:12:27] A 娘哎
[00:12:29] 我跑得可快了
[00:12:31] 像飞起来一样
[00:12:33] 你看着过飞人吗
[00:12:34] 哎呀
[00:12:34] 不知道一会儿就知道啦
[00:12:36] 我可要飞了啊
[00:12:39] 他杀开两条飞毛腿
[00:12:41] 跑得太快了
[00:12:43] 王夫人一看
[00:12:44] 哎
[00:12:45] 孩子前面有山不要紧
[00:12:47] 甭管山是山见的我都能过去
[00:12:51] 就看他呀
[00:12:52] 这两条腿仅倒腾
[00:12:54] 王夫人不敢看
[00:12:56] 闭上眼睛趴在他身上
[00:12:58] 耳边风声大作呀
[00:13:01] 呼呼的
[00:13:02] 哎呀
[00:13:03] 到地方了
[00:13:04] 说到地方了
[00:13:06] 他原地转了好几圈
[00:13:08] 这才站下
[00:13:09] 哎我的妈呀
[00:13:09] 差点收不住脚
[00:13:11] 收不住脚趴下
[00:13:12] 得把妈摔个好歹就糟了
[00:13:15] 到了到了说着把老太太轻轻放下
[00:13:18] 孩子住在什么地方
[00:13:21] 你看就在山下那个山洞里a
[00:13:26] 他扶着王夫人来到山洞前门口啊
[00:13:30] 放块青石板
[00:13:32] 这青石板呢
[00:13:34] 没有千金有七八百斤
[00:13:36] 他把青石板一下子搬到一旁
[00:13:40] 冲着里面喊
[00:13:41] 娘a
[00:13:42] 快出来
[00:13:43] 我娘来了
[00:13:44] 娘出来接娘a
[00:13:47] 屋里人说话这孩子
[00:13:49] 你说的是什么呢
[00:13:51] 接着从里边走出为富人
[00:13:53] 年纪和王夫人相仿
[00:13:56] 穿着素衣
[00:13:58] 虽然衣服上有补丁
[00:14:00] 补得整整齐齐
[00:14:01] 洗得干干净净
[00:14:03] 王夫人上前施礼
[00:14:05] 哎呀
[00:14:06] 你是崔佳妹妹吧
[00:14:09] 你是崔夫人不认识啊
[00:14:12] 胡延平说
[00:14:13] 娘我没跟你说吗
[00:14:15] 这是我娘
[00:14:17] 啊
[00:14:18] 孩子什么乱七八糟的
[00:14:20] 这不是讲话之处
[00:14:21] 到屋再说吧
[00:14:22] 来到洞里一看
[00:14:24] 屋里挂着老虎皮兔子
[00:14:26] 皮畅上也是用兽皮铺的里边儿a 收拾挺干净
[00:14:34] 这一姐姐
[00:14:35] 你是谁呀
[00:14:37] 哎
[00:14:38] 我是呼延守用之七
[00:14:40] 我叫王秀英啊
[00:14:42] 我的儿子是呼延庆哦
[00:14:47] 是姐姐来了
[00:14:49] 崔氏有礼啦
[00:14:52] 胡艳萍
[00:14:52] 你看了好喽
[00:14:54] 娘家人凉喽
[00:14:55] 等等啊
[00:14:56] 我去找我哥哥去我可走啦
[00:15:00] 说着他撒腿就跑
[00:15:02] 他明白前面那座山叫齐平山
[00:15:07] 不过矬子心里也犯合计
[00:15:09] 齐平山确实是公道大王
[00:15:12] 从来不抢劫
[00:15:14] 刚才听我娘说
[00:15:17] 他们抢包裹还要抢娘
[00:15:20] 我哥和他打起来
[00:15:21] 这咋回事儿
[00:15:22] 我到那看看
[00:15:24] 这阵太阳已经偏西了
[00:15:27] 胡艳萍跑到齐平山下
[00:15:30] 就听见叮当叮当叮人撞击声
[00:15:34] 胡艳萍一看
[00:15:35] 果然
[00:15:36] 有人在打活着一个黑脸的一个白脸儿的黑白二将正杀得难分难解
[00:15:44] 胡艳苹拄着棍子一看这
[00:15:49] 里边一定有一个是我哥哥
[00:15:52] 哎哟
[00:15:53] 忘了问我妈了
[00:15:54] 哪个是我大哥呀
[00:15:56] 这可怎么办呢
[00:15:57] 嗯
[00:15:58] 黑脸儿的准是山贼白脸的
[00:16:02] 是我大哥对
[00:16:04] 于是他举起大棍子嗨
[00:16:06] 大哥
[00:16:07] 小弟来了
[00:16:09] 他给你喊
[00:16:11] 打仗了
[00:16:11] 俩人各自圈马闪在一旁
[00:16:15] 因为胡艳萍喊大哥
[00:16:18] 这两个人不知道喊谁
[00:16:20] 呼延庆想我没有兄弟
[00:16:22] 这绝不是喊我一定是山王的弟弟来了
[00:16:27] 哎呀
[00:16:27] 这个少寨主沙发已经够厉害的
[00:16:30] 一时半时我赢不了的
[00:16:32] 又来帮手
[00:16:33] 这仗就不好打了
[00:16:34] 少寨主也吓一跳
[00:16:36] 黑的个子无意高强
[00:16:38] 我已经吃不消了
[00:16:39] 他弟弟又来了
[00:16:40] 这可够呛
[00:16:41] 可是矬子呢
[00:16:43] 直奔胡延庆杀来这家伙胡延庆断定
[00:16:47] 嗯是山寨主的弟弟
[00:16:50] 赶紧拨马闪开
[00:16:52] 胡艳萍
[00:16:52] 呜呜呜
[00:16:53] 一棍子空
[00:16:55] 他就后悔了
[00:16:57] 哎呀
[00:16:58] 我也没问我大哥什么模样
[00:17:00] 我要是把黑的个子打死他是我大哥怎么办
[00:17:05] 嗯
[00:17:05] 来看看山寨主
[00:17:07] 这是个小白脸人
[00:17:09] 都说小白脸没有好心眼儿
[00:17:11] 大概他是山贼对
[00:17:15] 啊呜
[00:17:16] 扑了过来又笨
[00:17:18] 山寨主说啦
[00:17:20] 又一棍
[00:17:21] 山寨主往旁一闪身
[00:17:23] 矬子棍走空了不对
[00:17:27] 山贼啊
[00:17:28] 可能是那个黑大个儿不行
[00:17:30] 我还得打他好家火
[00:17:32] 这边一棍子那边一棍子不多
[00:17:34] 不少都这么多
[00:17:36] 呼延庆he 小债主都愣了
[00:17:39] 这厨子到底是哪头儿的呢
[00:17:42] 矬子打了几棍
[00:17:44] 心想不对劲儿
[00:17:45] 不行
[00:17:46] 我得回家问问
[00:17:47] 去问问娘
[00:17:48] 别打错了
[00:17:49] 胡延平高喊
[00:17:51] 嗨
[00:17:51] 你们等着啊
[00:17:52] 回家我问我娘
[00:17:54] 回来再打撒腿就跑
[00:17:57] 呼延庆he
[00:17:58] 小债主心里合计
[00:18:00] 这是干什么的呢
[00:18:01] 大概是疯子
[00:18:03] 一看胡延平走了
[00:18:04] 两个人又站在一块儿
[00:18:07] 单说胡艳萍跑道时
[00:18:10] 冻着
[00:18:11] 把洞门打开
[00:18:12] 钻到里边一看
[00:18:14] 王夫人崔夫人老街俩脸对脸儿
[00:18:17] 千言万语正谈的热乎呢
[00:18:20] 他进来了
[00:18:21] 孩子你怎么回来了
[00:18:23] 娘哎
[00:18:24] 我忘了问你了
[00:18:26] 我大哥什么样
[00:18:27] 是黑脸的是白脸的哟
[00:18:30] 你这个傻孩子
[00:18:32] 谁不知道你大哥呼延庆是黑的个子
[00:18:36] 哎呀
[00:18:37] 我把这茬忘了你
[00:18:38] 哎
[00:18:39] 我走喽
[00:18:41] 你看它又出来了
[00:18:42] 扑通把尸板又挡着
[00:18:45] 撒腿就跑
[00:18:47] 手提大棍来到齐平山前
[00:18:49] 嘿
[00:18:50] 瞧啊
[00:18:50] 内俩人打在一起
[00:18:53] 大哥快闪开
[00:18:55] 甚至山寨中有我呢
[00:18:57] 话音刚落
[00:18:58] 人蹭的窜过去了
[00:19:00] 胡延庆和少寨主又窜码停下
[00:19:03] 小矬子保他
[00:19:04] 切记看看胡延庆
[00:19:06] 大哥我来了
[00:19:07] 你是我哥这小白脸山贼
[00:19:09] 这回我知道了
[00:19:10] 转过身来
[00:19:11] A 小白脸
[00:19:13] 快点趴下
[00:19:14] 叫我一棍子把你拍死就得了
[00:19:16] 你敢惹我
[00:19:17] 大哥你好大的胆子
[00:19:19] 白脸小将立马横枪
[00:19:22] 一看来人又矬又粗
[00:19:24] 你是干什么的干什么嘀不告诉你
[00:19:29] 你是不是山上债主不错
[00:19:32] 那好
[00:19:32] 你节棍吧
[00:19:34] 胡艳苹脚尖点地圈就窜起来了
[00:19:38] 手中大棍高高举起
[00:19:41] 照准少寨主的头喊了一声
[00:19:43] 嗨
[00:19:44] 砸脑瓜了
[00:19:45] 呜呜
[00:19:49] 少寨主吓了一跳
[00:19:50] 血马闪开
[00:19:52] 胡艳苹没学过武术
[00:19:54] 不懂得怎么打仗
[00:19:56] 但却有砸脑瓜
[00:19:58] 这招这招啊
[00:19:59] 是在山上打老虎那练的
[00:20:02] 他整天在山上转
[00:20:04] 没事儿
[00:20:04] 他琢磨老虎怎么铺他
[00:20:05] 他怎么闪怎么能够打死老虎琢磨来琢磨去和老虎斗来斗去学会了砸脑瓜这招
[00:20:14] 因为老虎扑上来
[00:20:16] 投一下脑袋
[00:20:18] 往前一做
[00:20:20] 这样的话呢
[00:20:20] 他打头饰正合适
[00:20:22] 如果没打着
[00:20:24] 他干嘛呢
[00:20:25] 用棍头处老虎的前爪
[00:20:28] 他给起个名儿
[00:20:29] 叫搓脚丫
[00:20:32] 如果在没打上
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