[00:00:00] Street Hassle - Lou Reed [00:01:23] Waltzing Matilda [00:01:33] Waltzing Matilda whipped out her wallet [00:01:36] The sexy boy smiled in dismay [00:01:40] She took out four twenties [00:01:41] 'Cause she liked round figures [00:01:44] Everybody's queen for a day [00:01:47] Oh babe I'm on fire and you know [00:01:50] I admire your [00:01:51] Body why don't we slip away [00:01:55] Although I'm sure you're certain [00:01:56] It's a rarity me flirtin' [00:01:58] Sha-la-la-la this way [00:02:02] Oh sha-la-la-la-la sha-la-la-la-la [00:02:06] Hey baby come on let's slip away [00:02:17] Luscious and gorgeous oh what a humpin' muscle [00:02:21] Call out the national guard [00:02:24] She creamed in her jeans [00:02:26] As he picked up her knees [00:02:28] From off of the formica topped bar [00:02:32] And cascading slowly he lifted her wholly [00:02:35] And boldly out of this world [00:02:38] And despite people's derision [00:02:40] Proved to be more than diversion [00:02:43] Sha-la-la-la later on [00:02:46] And then sha-la-la-la-la he entered her slowly [00:02:50] And showed her where he was coming from [00:02:53] And then sha-la-la-la-la [00:02:56] He made love to her gently [00:02:57] It was like she'd never ever come [00:03:01] And then sha-la-la-la-la sha-la-la-la-la [00:03:04] When the sun rose and he made to leave [00:03:08] You know sha-la-la-la-la sha-la-la-la-la [00:03:12] Neither one regretted a thing [00:03:14] Street Hassle [00:05:00] Hey that cunt's not breathing [00:05:02] I think she's had too much [00:05:04] Of something or other [00:05:05] Hey man you know what I mean [00:05:08] I don't mean to scare you [00:05:09] But you're the one who came here [00:05:11] And you're the one [00:05:12] Who's gotta take her when you leave [00:05:15] I'm not being smart [00:05:16] Or trying to be cold on my part [00:05:19] And I'm not gonna wear my heart on my sleeve [00:05:22] But you know people get all emotional [00:05:24] And sometimes man [00:05:25] They just don't act rational you know [00:05:27] They think they're just on TV [00:05:31] Sha-la-la-la man [00:05:36] Why don't you just slip her away [00:05:44] You know I'm glad that we met man [00:05:46] It really was nice talking [00:05:48] And I really wish that [00:05:48] There was a little more time to speak [00:05:51] But you know it could be a hassle [00:05:53] Trying to explain this all to a police officer [00:05:55] About how it was that your old lady got herself stiffed [00:05:59] And it's not like we could help [00:06:00] But there wasn't nothing no one could do [00:06:02] And if there was man you know [00:06:03] I would have been the first [00:06:06] But when someone turns that blue [00:06:08] Well it's a universal truth [00:06:10] And then you just know [00:06:11] That bitch will never f**k again [00:06:14] By the way that's really some bad shit [00:06:15] That you came to our place with [00:06:17] But you ought to be more careful [00:06:18] Around the little girls [00:06:20] It's either the best or it's the worst [00:06:23] And since I don't have to choose [00:06:24] I guess I won't [00:06:25] And I know this ain't no way to treat a guest [00:06:28] But why don't you grab your old lady by the feet [00:06:30] And just lay her out in the darkest street [00:06:32] And by morning she's just another hit and run [00:06:35] You know some people got no choice [00:06:37] And they can never find a voice [00:06:39] To talk with that they can even call their own [00:06:42] So the first thing that they see [00:06:44] That allows them the right to be [00:06:46] Why they follow it you know it's called bad luck [00:06:56] Slipaway [00:08:57] Well hey(man) that's just a lie [00:09:00] It's a lie she tells her friends [00:09:02] 'Cause the real song the real song [00:09:04] Where she won't even admit to herself [00:09:07] The beatin' in her heart [00:09:09] It's a song lots of people know