Birthday Card (生日卡片) - Example (艾洛特·格里夫) // I was on my last warning from Mrs Example 我从我的太太那里得到警告 Clean up my act stop being an asshole 要注意自己的举止，不再做混蛋 Didn't help my debacle 这没能阻止我的堕落 I'd just woken up from an all day 我会睡一整天再醒来 All night filthy barkle 整个晚上都疯叫 Something quite bait about today's date 今天是个特别的日子 I'd was hard to locate I'd drunk too much Pernod 我找不到地方了，我喝了太多绿茴香酒 Took another swipe with my Mach 3 Turbo 再用我的剃须刀好好刮一下脸 Then it hit me like a raging inferno 然后一个可怕的想法袭上我心头 I don't believe it I 真不敢相信 Forgot her bloody birthday card 我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片 She won't be a happy girl 她会不高兴的 Forgot her bloody birthday card 我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片 She's gonna scream and yell 她会大喊大叫的 Forgot her bloody birthday card 我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片 She'll leave me man she might as well 她会离开我的，伙计，她不妨就这样做吧 Forgot her bloody birthday card 我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片 I try to keep things relative 我试着回想事物之间的联系 Never give to myself if I can 要是我能，就绝不往坏处想 But I can only think negative 但我想到的只有消极面 Used to tell her sh*t like I'd lost my pen 我以前告诉她，我的笔不见了 Now there's a chance I'll never see her face again 现在有可能我再也见不到她了 So I walk a fine line but it's not the end 所以我小心翼翼，但这不会是结局 See I bought her a voucher for H and M 看啊，我给她买了HM的购物卡 She can get a new skirt and she'll look the part 她可以买个新短裙，她貌似会这么做 And if it don't work pour out my heart 要是这也没用，我就倾诉衷肠 Look yeah 看啊，耶 I'm going to be completely honest with you 我会完完全全地对你说实话 You know I love you you know I respect you 你知道我爱你，你知道我尊重你 At the end of the day a birthday card 一天都要结束了，却被一张生日卡片毁了 It's just a piece of paper isn't it 那只是一张纸，不是吗 In an envelope 只是张装在信封里的纸 Yeah I know a voucher is a piece of paper too 耶，我知道购物卡也是一张纸 Yeah but you can get a skirt with that 耶，但你用购物卡还能买条裙子呢 Well you can get shoes then 你也可以买鞋 Wait nah that's bullshit 等等，不行，这是鬼扯 I can't do that 我不能这样做 Can't sound like a wanker 我不能听起来跟个傻子一样 A girly chat 跟一个搭讪的人一样 So I gotta make a dash for the petrol station 所以我得去趟加油站了 Cause their cards are perfect for any occasion 因为加油站有适用于任何场合的各种卡片 I drop my razor and splash my boat 我扔下剃须刀，冲掉泡沫 I grab some tracky-d's and a random coat 我随便穿了条trackyd的裤子和一件外套 Then I'm on it with a wallet 接下来我带着钱包出发了 And I hit the pavement 我上了人行道 I'm running down the street with my face half shaven 我只刮了一半的脸就冲到街上去了 I'm getting stronger and stronger my legs are burning 我跑得越来越快，我的双腿在燃烧 There's still hope yet just a couple of turn-in's 还有希望，只要再转几个弯就到了 See the longer I wander the more I scream 我走的路越长，就越是抓狂 She gets here at 10 and it's quarter to 她10点会到这里，现在只剩下一刻钟时间了 I don't believe it I 真不敢相信 Forgot her bloody birthday card 我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片 She won't be a happy girl 她会不高兴的 Forgot her bloody birthday card 我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片 She's gonna scream and yell 她会大喊大叫的 Forgot her bloody birthday card 我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片 She'll leave me man she might as well 她会离开我的，伙计，她不妨就这样做吧 Forgot her bloody birthday card 我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片 I get to the garage 我到了加油站 Panic scanning the rack 慌忙地扫视着货架上的卡片 99 percent of the range is all crap 货架上所有的卡片上写的话都是扯淡 Happy Birthday Dad Worlds Best Mother 生日快乐，老爹，世界最佳母亲 I Love You Sister You're a Special Brother 姐姐我爱你，你是个特别的兄弟 No other bloody card with a cover for a lover 没有一张是带着封面的情人卡片 Plus I'm getting kinda stressed 加上我很有压力 As I search for another 我正找着的时候 But this one struck me 这张吸引了我 It's pink and funky 它是粉色的，很活泼 With a cartoon print of a drunken monkey 上面有一只喝醉的卡通猴子 There's a chance I'll make it I'm nearly done 我还有机会做到，我快完成了 I hand him the coins and it's time to run 我把硬币给售货员，该冲刺了 Now it's 5 minutes too and I'm nearly home 现在还有5分钟，我就快到家了 I feel a vibration and check my phone 我觉得手机在震，我查看了下 The message reads 有条信息是这样的 Honey I'll be there shortly 亲爱的，我很快就到了 I just got off the bus and I've started walking 我刚下公交车，正在路上走着呢 So like Kelly Holmes I sprint the home straight 所以我像运动员凯利霍尔摩斯一样直接往家冲刺 I rip my tracky-d's as I hurdle the gate 我跳跃过大门时扯坏了我的trackyd裤子 I crash through the door 我冲进房门 I fall up the stairs 冲上楼梯 Looking like I've been in intensive care 好像我是个精神病患者一样 The Biro's f**ked the pencil's broken 比罗圆珠笔坏掉了，铅笔断了 I grab a Magic Marker and write a token 我抓起一支记号笔，写下 Of my appreciation for her 我对她的欣赏之词 And the things that make her so perfect 和对她的完美的赞美之词 S**t there's the bell 该死，门铃响了 I seal the envelope it should all be swell 我封好信封，那信封里面鼓鼓的 Look here she is my Kiera Knightly 看啊，她来了，我的明星 She gives me a kiss and I hug her tightly 她给我了一个吻，我抱紧了她 She asks why I've only shaved half my face 她问我为什么只刮了一半的脸 And sweating like I've just come first in some race 我浑身冒汗，就像刚结束一场比赛 I got up extra early 我起得相当早 To exercise and stretch my thighs 为了锻炼身体，伸张肌肉 So I could see my special girly 这都是为了见到我的特别姑娘 She looks in my eyes and sees my lies 她凝视着我的双眼，知道我在说谎 With a dubious face she accepts the card 她带着疑惑的表情接过卡片 She reads it drops it and slaps me hard 她读了卡片，扔掉了，给我甩了个大嘴巴 I open it up and prepare for doom 我打开卡片，准备好了下地狱 The text in the card reads Get Well Soon 卡片上写的是，早日康复 I don't believe it I 真不敢相信 Forgot her bloody birthday card 我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片 She won't be a happy girl 她会不高兴的 Forgot her bloody birthday card 我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片 She's gonna scream and yell 她会大喊大叫的 Forgot her bloody birthday card 我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片 She'll leave me man she might as well 她会离开我的，伙计，她不妨就这样做吧 Forgot her bloody birthday card 我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片 Ok I admit 好的，我承认 Yeah I messed up big time 耶，我把这重要的事搞砸了 But have I got a surprise for you 但是我有没有带给你惊喜呢 Yep nah man wait for it 是，算了，伙计，等着吧 I booked us a table 我为我们 At Nandos 在Nandos订了位子 404

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