[00:00:00] I'm Bo Yo (Live) - Bo Burnham
[00:00:00] Let's rock this shit
[00:00:01] I don't know if all boy scouts are gay
[00:00:03] As they could probably tie
[00:00:04] The knot in like fifty different way's
[00:00:05] I got a safe full o' cherries
[00:00:07] Cause I pop it and lock it
[00:00:08] A girl's like a fridge
[00:00:10] Once a week you should stock it
[00:00:11] Girl if your into a rimmin
[00:00:12] It's only safe if your swimming
[00:00:13] But girl don't sit on that couch
[00:00:15] 'Cause I treat my objects like women
[00:00:16] I spit fire like I just blew a demon
[00:00:18] My shit's so hot I'll leave
[00:00:19] The toilet bowl steamin'
[00:00:21] I'm gonna tear it
[00:00:22] Like the cards of the gypsies
[00:00:23] Youth bleed for so long
[00:00:24] You'll get monthly ellipses
[00:00:25] If the pants are loose I'll replete ya
[00:00:28] You're a first time vegan
[00:00:29] And it's nice to meet ya
[00:00:30] I'm Bo yo
[00:00:31] I'm the greatest rappa eva
[00:00:32] And I'll weather your weather
[00:00:33] Whether you think I'm clever or not
[00:00:34] Think your better your not
[00:00:35] Don't need a sweater
[00:00:36] I'm a real G shawty that
[00:00:38] Can really find your G-spot
[00:00:39] Woah yeah What the f**k's a G-spot
[00:00:47] Go to a Vagina orchard count 1 2 3
[00:00:50] Spin that plant around
[00:00:51] You got a third world country
[00:00:54] Yo that's right consider yourself warned
[00:00:58] I'm offensive and creative
[00:00:59] Like handicapped porn
[00:01:00] Your playing with your breasts
[00:01:02] Excuse me can I try it ma'am
[00:01:03] Your pushin' 'em together
[00:01:04] Like a titty Venn Diagram
[00:01:06] Look at that crack
[00:01:06] Excuse me can I buy a gram
[00:01:08] Right below your diaphragm ass
[00:01:09] Looks like your hidin' ham
[00:01:11] First base we're making out
[00:01:12] Yeah second base
[00:01:13] I'm getting faked out
[00:01:14] Third base I'm getting take out
[00:01:16] And I'd try to take it home
[00:01:18] If I knew I'd take it out
[00:01:19] But I just don't know
[00:01:20] I said I just don't care
[00:01:21] I said my flow's so cold I need
[00:01:23] A tampon from a polar bear
[00:01:25] And you can spell and smell my stink
[00:01:26] B O lingers and it makes you think
[00:01:28] 'Cause I'm Bo yo
[00:01:29] And I'm the greatest rappa eva
[00:01:30] And I'll weather your weather
[00:01:31] Whether you think I'm clever or not
[00:01:33] Think your better your not
[00:01:34] Don't need a sweater
[00:01:35] I'm a real G shawty that
[00:01:36] Can really find your G-spot
[00:01:38] Woah yeah provided that you
[00:01:40] Point me in the general direction
[00:01:47] 'Cause girls are like donuts
[00:01:48] When I be bustin Bo nuts
[00:01:49] I can make em cream-filled
[00:01:50] Or give them a layer of glaze
[00:01:51] I'm like Doug's friend Skeeter
[00:01:53] Whenever I meet her
[00:01:54] Because I skeet her so hard
[00:01:55] Peaople call her Patty Mayonnaise
[00:02:00] Yo hey my girl is epileptic cause she's
[00:02:04] The one I'm jerkin with
[00:02:04] Common you Asian child
[00:02:06] Laborer show me what your workin' with
[00:02:07] Ooh large machinery
[00:02:11] 'Cause there's an inverse relationship
[00:02:12] Between respect and sects
[00:02:14] I'm talking bout religious sects
[00:02:15] Like a Mormon sect
[00:02:16] That says you cant have sex
[00:02:17] With members of different sects
[00:02:18] But you cant have sex with members
[00:02:20] Of the same sex
[00:02:21] So if the sects cant be different
[00:02:22] And the sex can be same
[00:02:24] Then the only sex left is some left hand shame
[00:02:26] And girl I left you cause you left the game
[00:02:27] And if that don't feel right
[00:02:28] Then you can write my name
[00:02:29] 'Cause I'm Bo yo
[00:02:30] And I'm the greatest rappa eva
[00:02:31] (grumbling and mumbling) your not
[00:02:35] Don't need a sweater I'm hot
[00:02:37] Something about a G- whatever
[00:02:42] Yo i said my junk's so long that it hangs
[00:02:44] And swings so at the nude beach people
[00:02:46] Think I'm lookin for lost rings
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