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[00:00:01] 西台御史徐凯向皇上建议要招安宋江
[00:00:08] 他说出一定的道理来
[00:00:11] 化干戈为玉帛
[00:00:14] 转被动为主动
[00:00:17] 其实这个建议很好
[00:00:20] 文武大臣当中2/3 的人都赞成
[00:00:27] 可是没想到
[00:00:29] 老太师蔡京听完之后是勃然大怒
[00:00:34] 指着徐凯的鼻子
[00:00:36] 你身为西台御史
[00:00:38] 怎么能说出这种话来
[00:00:41] 怎么能像皇上动这样的文章
[00:00:44] 宋江什么人
[00:00:45] 土匪
[00:00:47] 梁山什么人
[00:00:49] 十恶不赦的草寇
[00:00:52] 他们杀官夺府
[00:00:54] 征程占地
[00:00:55] 杀人放火
[00:00:58] 这都是这种人
[00:00:59] 怎么能招安呢
[00:01:01] 应该把他们抓住
[00:01:04] 万剐凌迟
[00:01:05] 诛其九族啊
[00:01:08] 搞什么
[00:01:10] 你不配做吸材御史
[00:01:15] 只有蔡京赶在八宝金殿上大吵大嚷
[00:01:19] 皇上没表态呢
[00:01:22] 他先不乐意了
[00:01:24] 哎
[00:01:25] 这皇上还真听这老丈人
[00:01:29] 8 D
[00:01:29] 徽宗门言语
[00:01:31] 等老蔡京发完脾气之后
[00:01:34] 到中天子点了点头
[00:01:38] 老爱情所言极是来啊
[00:01:43] 把徐凯纱帽打掉
[00:01:46] 扁夹为民
[00:01:48] 永不录用
[00:01:51] 这回可好
[00:01:53] 把冠益乳到底免除京都
[00:01:56] 徐凯
[00:01:57] 就得这么个结果
[00:01:59] 那些赞成徐凯说法的人
[00:02:03] 幸亏没说呀
[00:02:04] 也没表态
[00:02:05] 暗自庆幸
[00:02:08] 8 D 徽宗这才问财经
[00:02:12] 老爱卿
[00:02:13] 那你说应该怎么办
[00:02:15] 应当派大兵征讨
[00:02:19] 哎呀
[00:02:20] 我们国家这么大战将这么多
[00:02:24] 老艾
[00:02:25] 经理看派什么人去合适呢J
[00:02:30] 陛下
[00:02:32] 陈方才在路上想起两个人来
[00:02:36] 是林州的兵马统制
[00:02:39] 使一个性善教善廷圭
[00:02:43] 一个姓魏
[00:02:44] 叫魏定国
[00:02:46] 号称水火将军
[00:02:50] 两个人勇冠三军那
[00:02:52] 离着梁山又近
[00:02:55] 咱也不能舍近求远
[00:02:57] 我看陛下降诏让他二人攻打梁山
[00:03:03] 嗯
[00:03:04] 准造
[00:03:06] 你看多好
[00:03:07] 言听计从
[00:03:09] 皇上一句话排版了
[00:03:12] 立刻将迟到了
[00:03:14] 林州
[00:03:15] 让善廷圭魏并国整顿军马
[00:03:20] 前去打梁山
[00:03:22] 按下他们暂且不提
[00:03:25] 翻回头再说水泊梁山
[00:03:28] 梁山呢
[00:03:29] 天天祝贺
[00:03:30] 不拉桌的吃
[00:03:33] 高兴
[00:03:34] 兵强马壮
[00:03:36] 样样事都顺心
[00:03:39] 但是宋江外松内紧
[00:03:43] 他准想到了
[00:03:45] 这两种书把大名府丢了
[00:03:49] 他能杀罢甘休吗
[00:03:50] 肯定得搬兵求救
[00:03:53] 朝廷能坐视不管吗
[00:03:56] 肯定得派兵报复
[00:03:59] 因此
[00:03:59] 宋江派夏甲马戴宗往返于京城和梁山之间
[00:04:06] 打探消息
[00:04:08] 果然
[00:04:08] 这天戴宗回来了
[00:04:11] 像宋江、吴用众人禀报说
[00:04:14] 我得信息了
[00:04:16] 朝廷已经将使让林州的兵马统制善平归位
[00:04:21] 并国领兵攻打梁山
[00:04:25] 请头领速做准备
[00:04:28] 歌戴宗说这话的时候
[00:04:30] 各位头领聚在
[00:04:32] 大家听得明明白白的
[00:04:35] 还没等宋江表态
[00:04:38] 大刀关胜说话呢
[00:04:40] 宋涛的
[00:04:42] 小将不才
[00:04:45] 自从加入梁山之后
[00:04:47] 寸功未立
[00:04:48] 寸草未得
[00:04:50] 我心不安
[00:04:52] 方才戴宗提到的这个善廷圭和魏定国
[00:04:57] 跟我是磕头的把
[00:04:59] 兄弟在下
[00:05:01] 不才愿提一旅虎狼之师
[00:05:04] 主动兵伐林州
[00:05:07] 到了林州之后
[00:05:09] 我愿意见这两位将军
[00:05:12] 平两行伶俐齿
[00:05:13] 三寸不烂舌
[00:05:15] 顺说
[00:05:15] 二降来降
[00:05:18] 这样多好
[00:05:19] 何必我们在这儿等着挨打呢
[00:05:23] A 、他一说这话
[00:05:24] 宋江高兴
[00:05:26] 哎呀
[00:05:26] 关将军太浅了
[00:05:29] 你立了不少大功啊
[00:05:31] 既然关将军愿意去趟林州
[00:05:35] 我自然是高兴
[00:05:37] 我给你5000兵马
[00:05:41] 让你率领你原来的部下出征
[00:05:45] 你看如何呀
[00:05:46] 不要脸
[00:05:49] 哎
[00:05:49] 大刀关胜非常高兴
[00:05:52] 带着丑郡马宣赞带折好斯文下去准备
[00:05:58] 他刚下去之后
[00:05:59] 有人就提啊
[00:06:01] 我送哥哥
[00:06:03] 这人心隔肚皮
[00:06:05] 做事两不知啊
[00:06:07] 有想不到的事儿
[00:06:08] 没有做不到的事儿
[00:06:10] 大刀关胜入伙不久
[00:06:13] 他究竟心里怎么想的咱不清楚
[00:06:16] 您给他5000兵马
[00:06:18] 叫他单独行动
[00:06:20] 万一J
[00:06:23] 宋江听完了
[00:06:24] 一笑哈哈哈哈
[00:06:27] 各位放心
[00:06:29] 据我观察
[00:06:31] 关胜不是那种人
[00:06:34] 他非常重于义气呀
[00:06:36] 你们怕什么
[00:06:38] 怕他背叛我怕他跑了
[00:06:40] 岂有此理呀哎
[00:06:43] 诸位放心吧
[00:06:45] 林冲坚持自己的看法
[00:06:48] 宋大哥
[00:06:50] 我的意思呢
[00:06:51] 我想请带领一哨人马去帮助关将军
[00:06:57] 如果万里有个一
[00:06:59] 我也起到监视作用
[00:07:02] 秦明也站起来
[00:07:03] 我也去
[00:07:05] 宋大哥
[00:07:06] 你派我们去
[00:07:08] 宋江一想也好
[00:07:11] 第二指令派了林冲和秦明
[00:07:15] 带兵3000为第二批队
[00:07:18] 名义上呢
[00:07:19] 协助关胜
[00:07:21] 实质也有监督的作用
[00:07:25] 两队人马
[00:07:26] 出发
[00:07:27] 李逵一看
[00:07:30] 我送哥哥
[00:07:32] 我干点儿什么呢
[00:07:34] 干脆我为第三梯队
[00:07:37] 您给我派点儿人
[00:07:39] 我
[00:07:39] 我也去趟林州得了
[00:07:41] 我想立功
[00:07:43] 给咱们梁山凑点儿家当
[00:07:46] 你看如何
[00:07:48] 宋江把脸往下一沉
[00:07:50] 呃
[00:07:53] 这两路人马足够啦
[00:07:56] 你不必声势推聊下去呀
[00:08:01] 我送哥哥
[00:08:02] 我怎么叫声是啊
[00:08:04] 你瞧你说这话说的我李逵一片好心呐
[00:08:09] 我这人要闲起来
[00:08:11] 我就闹病
[00:08:13] 要待着没事儿可干
[00:08:15] 我就闹心
[00:08:17] 我
[00:08:17] 你让我去得了
[00:08:19] 再要胡说
[00:08:21] 我绝不饶你
[00:08:22] 退了下去
[00:08:24] 吴用把桌子一拍
[00:08:26] 来啊
[00:08:26] 乱棍赶出
[00:08:29] 就这么样把李逵给撵出去了
[00:08:31] He 李逵
[00:08:32] 气的直不拉黑脑袋
[00:08:34] 不夫部分
[00:08:37] 就在当天的晚上
[00:08:40] 有人向宋江禀报
[00:08:41] 坏了
[00:08:42] 李逵是不辞而别
[00:08:45] 拿着大斧子出黎山寨走了
[00:08:49] 上哪去了不清楚
[00:08:51] 嘿嘿
[00:08:53] 宋江新说
[00:08:54] 李逵啊李逵
[00:08:56] 你真叫人不伤心呢
[00:08:58] 你微亢山令
[00:09:01] 谁叫你出去的
[00:09:02] 唉
[00:09:04] 倘若有个三长两短怎么办
[00:09:07] 急忙把无用找来了
[00:09:09] 无用一听啊
[00:09:11] 也气的不轻
[00:09:12] 听说这个人纯粹是个囊是毛啊
[00:09:17] 太叫人不省心了
[00:09:19] 吴用介意
[00:09:21] 最好派人把他找回来
[00:09:23] 别叫他惹事儿
[00:09:26] 派了四拨人找他
[00:09:28] 鼓上蚤时迁摸着天杜迁、云里金刚宋万行者
[00:09:34] 武松花和尚鲁智深派这些人分头去找李逵
[00:09:41] 宋江告诉要见着李逵
[00:09:44] 不容分说
[00:09:46] 把他给我带回来
[00:09:48] 众人领命
[00:09:49] 分头行动
[00:09:51] 咱不说旁人
[00:09:52] 再说李逵
[00:09:54] 他为什么走啊
[00:09:56] 回到住处是越想越生气
[00:10:00] 心说我宋大哥对我有看法
[00:10:03] 瞎搬来眼角看不上我
[00:10:05] 我怎么的了我
[00:10:08] 哪回报
[00:10:09] 打前敌冲锋陷阵不是我的事儿
[00:10:12] 我给你们惹什么麻烦了
[00:10:15] 出来我别张嘴
[00:10:17] 我一张嘴就吃闭门羹
[00:10:20] 这回多好
[00:10:21] 当着好几十人地面乱棍打出
[00:10:25] 我太没面子了啊
[00:10:29] 李逵又一想
[00:10:31] 我是没立大功啊
[00:10:33] 我要立了大功
[00:10:35] 啦了多少人马
[00:10:37] 我送哥哥就不能这样看我了
[00:10:40] 这回咱涨涨志气
[00:10:42] 嗯
[00:10:43] 我自己干点儿大事儿
[00:10:46] 我谁也不依靠
[00:10:47] 一兵一卒我也不要
[00:10:50] 就靠着我这段儿大斧子
[00:10:53] 因此
[00:10:54] 他打点行囊
[00:10:55] 揣上大斧子
[00:10:57] 离开了住处
[00:10:59] 巡逻兵发现了
[00:11:01] 哟
[00:11:01] 李爷爷
[00:11:02] 您这是上哪儿去
[00:11:03] 上茅房
[00:11:05] 肚子不好
[00:11:05] 拉屎去
[00:11:07] 您您那儿住的地方就有啊
[00:11:10] 您上这儿干吗那儿修的不好
[00:11:12] 拉不出来
[00:11:15] 废话真多哎
[00:11:19] 谁都知道他火爆的脾气
[00:11:21] 瞪眼就骂人
[00:11:23] 举手就打人
[00:11:25] 所以他出了三关
[00:11:27] 坐着小船过了金沙江
[00:11:29] 到了对岸
[00:11:31] 你到打听打听
[00:11:32] 林州在哪个方向
[00:11:35] 要不说他怎么是个混人呢
[00:11:37] 甩开大差他就往前走
[00:11:40] 开心说
[00:11:41] 走到哪算哪
[00:11:43] 实在不行我再打听
[00:11:45] 嗯
[00:11:47] 走着
[00:11:47] 半道上他睡了一觉
[00:11:50] 这一睡觉啊
[00:11:51] 他想松快松快
[00:11:53] 把包解开
[00:11:54] 银子包也放到旁边
[00:11:57] 敞胸露怀他就睡了
[00:12:00] 等醒了之后
[00:12:01] 把衣服归着归着
[00:12:02] 拎着大斧子就走
[00:12:05] 连包带银子
[00:12:06] 他拳王了
[00:12:08] 你说就这人能干得了大事吗
[00:12:11] 等到饿了的时候
[00:12:12] 他一摸
[00:12:13] 这都想起来了
[00:12:16] 坏喽坏喽
[00:12:17] 他他娘的
[00:12:19] 我把银子包和衣服包甩哪去了
[00:12:23] 不要啦
[00:12:25] 谁捡着谁算
[00:12:27] 发笔小财
[00:12:29] 哎哟
[00:12:29] 他就觉着肚子
[00:12:33] 饿了
[00:12:35] 这怎么办呢
[00:12:36] 吃饭吧
[00:12:37] 没钱
[00:12:38] 不吃不饿的慌
[00:12:41] 又一想
[00:12:42] 管他呢
[00:12:43] 先片饱肚皮再说
[00:12:46] 他往前走了
[00:12:47] 屋里地靠着道边儿
[00:12:48] 还真有一座小饭馆
[00:12:51] 推门
[00:12:52] 她进来了
[00:12:53] 这饭馆并不大
[00:12:55] 有那么五六张桌儿
[00:12:58] 伙计一看来了客人了
[00:12:59] 赶紧让座儿擦抹桌案
[00:13:02] 客官
[00:13:03] 您吃点什么
[00:13:04] 我饿了
[00:13:06] 什么解馋
[00:13:08] 什么能填饱肚皮
[00:13:09] 我吃什么
[00:13:10] 快点啊
[00:13:12] 我们这有大饼卷牛肉
[00:13:14] 另外有现成的大肉包子啊
[00:13:17] 好啊好啊
[00:13:18] 有酒有上等的好酒
[00:13:21] 给我来二斤
[00:13:24] 一会儿摆了一桌子
[00:13:26] 这李逵呀
[00:13:27] 甩开腮帮子
[00:13:29] 这顿造真饿了
[00:13:32] 桌上的东西狼吞虎咽
[00:13:35] 眨眼之间
[00:13:37] 全吃光了
[00:13:38] 嗯哎
[00:13:40] 谢谢你了
[00:13:41] 伙计啊
[00:13:42] 拎斧子往外就走
[00:13:44] 伙计还说呢
[00:13:46] 可爷走好
[00:13:47] 可以慢走
[00:13:48] 可哎哎
[00:13:49] 可以哎
[00:13:50] 先别走啊
[00:13:52] 你那还没给钱呢
[00:13:54] 李逵装糊涂
[00:13:56] 你看他傻呀
[00:13:57] 有个傻心眼儿
[00:13:58] 什么钱什么钱
[00:14:01] 您吃了东西了
[00:14:02] 您不得给钱吗
[00:14:04] 我不给你了吗
[00:14:06] 您别开玩笑了
[00:14:08] 您进来就点菜
[00:14:10] 点完菜你就吃
[00:14:12] 什么时候给前来的大爷
[00:14:14] 别开玩笑了
[00:14:16] 我给你了
[00:14:18] 你怎么还要双份儿的
[00:14:20] 哎呀
[00:14:21] 你这人怎么不讲道理
[00:14:22] 你纯粹是个无赖
[00:14:24] 瞅你这德行
[00:14:25] 你就不是好人
[00:14:27] 伙计也不会说话
[00:14:30] 其实李逵呢
[00:14:31] 觉着理亏
[00:14:33] 你看那吵吵声挺大
[00:14:35] 心里头发颤
[00:14:37] 这伙计要会说话呀
[00:14:39] 不会出事儿
[00:14:41] 他这一骂
[00:14:42] 李逵让李逵逮着理了
[00:14:45] 怎么的
[00:14:46] 上你这儿吃饭还得什么德行
[00:14:49] 哎
[00:14:49] 你敢骂我这李逵
[00:14:52] 把巴掌养起来
[00:14:53] 啪就一个嘴巴子
[00:14:56] 把这伙计揍的
[00:14:57] 就地转三圈
[00:14:59] 掉了三颗槽牙啊
[00:15:02] 好小子
[00:15:03] 掌柜的呢
[00:15:04] 有人吃饭不给钱
[00:15:06] 还出手打人
[00:15:10] 柜台的后边儿是套间儿
[00:15:12] 套间儿的
[00:15:13] 连八达一起出了一个人
[00:15:17] 这人方才正睡觉呢
[00:15:19] 听伙计一叫唤
[00:15:20] 他醒了
[00:15:22] 这位揉揉眼睛来
[00:15:24] 在饭馆的门前一看
[00:15:27] 老七
[00:15:27] 你这怎么了
[00:15:28] 哎呀
[00:15:29] 就这小子
[00:15:30] 吃饭都不给钱
[00:15:31] 还打人
[00:15:32] 推到一边去
[00:15:35] 伙计捂着腮帮子推到一边去了
[00:15:38] 这个主抱着肩膀打量打量李逵
[00:15:41] 黑鬼
[00:15:43] 你哪冒出来的
[00:15:44] 嗯
[00:15:45] 未曾占便宜
[00:15:47] 事先你打听打听
[00:15:48] 我这什么地方
[00:15:50] 我这是鬼门关
[00:15:52] 雁过拔毛
[00:15:54] 你要讲道理的话
[00:15:56] 白吃白喝
[00:15:57] 没有路飞a 你张嘴
[00:16:00] 爷一高兴给你拿几吊
[00:16:03] 我这人吃软不吃硬干什么
[00:16:07] 你想在我这立棍儿不成
[00:16:10] 骂你个黑鬼
[00:16:13] 他一张嘴
[00:16:14] 祖宗奶奶骂的太难听
[00:16:18] 这李逵哪受得了这个啊
[00:16:21] 好他妈小子就吃那点儿东西
[00:16:25] 至于你这么骂我骂a
[00:16:28] 你呢
[00:16:28] 伙计不讲理
[00:16:30] 你他娘的比他还不讲理
[00:16:33] 我揍你个小子
[00:16:35] 哎呀是吗
[00:16:36] 来来来
[00:16:37] 咱俩玩儿
[00:16:37] 咱俩玩儿
[00:16:39] 掌柜的也不服
[00:16:40] 不废
[00:16:42] 说着话
[00:16:43] 一转身回屋里去了
[00:16:45] 在床底下掏出一口扑刀来
[00:16:49] 您这扑刀到了饭馆儿前头跟李逵两个人就斗在一处
[00:16:56] 等着
[00:16:57] 一伸手
[00:16:58] 李逵一看
[00:16:58] 哎哟
[00:17:00] 怪不得这小子哼呢
[00:17:02] 还真会两下子
[00:17:04] 把这口扑刀使得上下翻飞
[00:17:07] 呼呼刮风
[00:17:09] 正在这时候
[00:17:11] 招惹的村里村外不少人在这儿看热闹
[00:17:15] A 、顺着大道上也来个人
[00:17:18] 扛着一条枪枪杆上站着个包
[00:17:23] 这位也是走长途的
[00:17:25] 一边擦汗一边往前走
[00:17:27] 你看这怎么查
[00:17:29] 这是为这么多人站在人群后头往里面张望
[00:17:35] 里边呢正打呢
[00:17:37] 一黑一黄
[00:17:39] 打得难解难分
[00:17:41] 他就跟那些看热闹的人打听
[00:17:45] 我想起来这
[00:17:46] 这怎么回事儿啊
[00:17:47] 黑也不哪冒出这么个黑鬼
[00:17:51] 这家不讲理
[00:17:52] 吃人家饭不给钱
[00:17:54] 还把人家的火气给打伤了
[00:17:57] 这掌柜的也不会说话
[00:17:59] 俩人气儿粗
[00:18:00] 对气儿粗了是不
[00:18:02] 言语不合
[00:18:03] 交了手了
[00:18:04] 你看真刀真枪
[00:18:06] 非出人命不可
[00:18:09] 这业主打听完了
[00:18:10] 心里就有数了
[00:18:12] 各位借光
[00:18:13] 借光各位a
[00:18:14] 谢谢
[00:18:14] 借光借光
[00:18:16] 老百姓往左右一分扛枪这不走进来
[00:18:21] 高声喊一声停
[00:18:24] 二位助手停停停停
[00:18:28] 李逵呢
[00:18:29] 正打呢
[00:18:30] 听见这一喊声不知道是谁虚晃一斧称
[00:18:36] 跳出去
[00:18:36] 两丈多远和双斧扭回头观看
[00:18:42] 开饭馆的掌柜的平铺刀
[00:18:44] 也跳出圈外
[00:18:46] 被刀关桥
[00:18:48] 一瞅说话的主儿
[00:18:50] 身高八尺
[00:18:51] 挂零细条条的身材宽宽的绑上
[00:18:57] A 光头
[00:18:59] 没戴着帽子
[00:19:00] 高玩法转珠三叠屏
[00:19:03] 周身上下一身轻
[00:19:06] 脚下大尾巴都跟着撒鞋
[00:19:09] 往脸上一看
[00:19:10] 黄脸庞
[00:19:12] 红眉毛
[00:19:14] 两眉中间还有一颗朱砂痣
[00:19:18] 古鼻梁放开口
[00:19:20] 小黑胡二十七八岁
[00:19:23] 长得挺精神
[00:19:25] 你别敢穿D 一般山前山后有百步的威风
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