[00:00:00] Way Too Real - Too $hort [00:00:13] Way too real Short Dog is just way too real [00:00:19] It's the T Double [00:00:20] Some call me $hort [00:00:21] I'm in the house once again [00:00:22] From the East to the North [00:00:23] You know the west is the best coast [00:00:26] We got the best beats [00:00:27] We bump the best hoes [00:00:29] Living life way too fast [00:00:31] Start snitching and you might not last [00:00:33] It used to be about old pimps and macks [00:00:35] But now we got the young bucks trying to jack [00:00:38] It's a stick up put your hands up before you get bucked [00:00:40] Got you for your watch your link [00:00:42] And your green stuff [00:00:43] Everybody wants to be the man [00:00:45] And when you are you go straight to the pen [00:00:48] Get rich quick schemes off dope fiends [00:00:50] I know you know what I mean [00:00:52] Making big money living stoned to the bone [00:00:54] Oakland California is where we roam [00:00:57] Hitting this corner that corner everywhere [00:00:59] Bumping fly young tenders [00:01:00] With the real big hair [00:01:02] Sassy nasty young ass freaks [00:01:04] Wanna ride in my car and feel the beat [00:01:06] We hit the motel the head was swell [00:01:09] Baby had back like a big ol' whale [00:01:11] She told all her friends I did her too [00:01:14] She got dogged like Scooby Doo [00:01:16] Cause in the land of macks we don't play that [00:01:18] You wanna run your mouth [00:01:19] You get pimp slapped [00:01:21] And you ask me just how I feel [00:01:23] Short Dog's living way too real [00:01:29] I'm living way too real bitch [00:01:34] Short Dog in the house [00:01:39] Can't help but live real [00:01:40] You know what I mean [00:01:42] Tell you some shit though [00:01:44] Been in the game for about 10 years or more [00:01:47] Talking about shit you never did before [00:01:49] You know my macking is cracking [00:01:51] All of the time [00:01:52] 24-7 spitting playboy rhymes [00:01:53] I got a serious grind and it sure ain't fake [00:01:56] You slang D well I'm a slang a gang of tapes [00:01:58] Something funky fresh for you to ride to fool [00:02:01] Bending corners in the old school [00:02:03] I seen my homie Father Dom and he said What's up [00:02:06] Riding in a Supersport drunk as f**k [00:02:08] And when you see us [00:02:09] The clique is called The Dangerous Crew [00:02:10] We wouldn't change it for you [00:02:12] Cause the game is true [00:02:13] Some say that the Dog can't rap [00:02:16] But my bank account will prove that [00:02:17] I make G's so you can see these nuts hoe [00:02:20] Or get played like dominoes [00:02:22] I used to f**k a bitch from San Jose [00:02:25] Baby liked to freak all kind of ways [00:02:27] She said I was the best couldn't settle for less [00:02:30] Had my name Short Dog tattooed on her chest [00:02:32] After three months I called it quits [00:02:34] She tried to pop that pregnant shit [00:02:37] But like a mack I suprised her [00:02:40] Dropped her ass off at Kaiser [00:02:42] Never would I let her put a baby on me [00:02:44] I ain't the one I'm Step Daddy [00:02:46] I had to let her know just how I feel [00:02:49] I'm living way too real [00:02:53] Don't ever f**k with Too $hort [00:03:10] From city to city valley to valley [00:03:12] Never seen another state on hit like Cali [00:03:15] Fornia where the hustlers play [00:03:17] What you wouldn't expect happens everyday [00:03:19] It's the Wild Wild West I'm speaking about [00:03:22] Where Clint Eastwood would get socked in the mouth [00:03:24] Cause ain't nobody tripping on ranks or stripes [00:03:26] If you live the life you gotta pay the price [00:03:29] So many youngsters die over punk shit [00:03:32] Small talk a lotta dumb shit [00:03:34] And only God knows when you punch the clock [00:03:36] Thought he was bulletproof and got shot [00:03:38] It's either heaven or hell him or me [00:03:41] Locked in a cell or out on the street