Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer - Andrew Lloyd Webber (安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯) // Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer 蒙哥杰利和蓝蓓蒂瑟 We're a notorious couple of cats 我们是一对臭名昭著的猫 As knockabout clowns quick-change comedians 既是喧闹小丑也是变装喜剧演员 Tight-rope walkers and acrobats 既是走钢丝的特技演员也是杂技表演家 We have an extensive reputation 我们声名远扬 We make our home in Victoria Grove 我们住维多利亚树林 This is merely our centre of operation 但那只是我们活动的根据地 For we are incurably given to rove 因为我们行踪的十分诡秘 We are very well known in Cornwall Gardens 我们在康沃尔花园享有盛名 In Launceston Place and in Kensington Square 在朗塞斯顿和肯辛顿广场也是如此 We have really a little more reputation 我们的名声不止于此 Than a couple of cats can very well bear 普通的猫可无福消受 If the area window is found ajar 如果这片地区有一扇窗户半开 And the basement looks like a field of war 地下室看上去一片狼藉 If a tile or two comes loose on the roof 如果房顶有一两块瓦片松动 (Which presently fails to be waterproof) 最终丧失了防水功能 If the drawers are pulled out from the bedroom chest 如果你卧室衣柜里的抽屉被打开了 And you can't find one of your winter vests 你一件冬季背心都找不到 If after supper one of the girls 如果晚饭后 家里其中一个女孩 Suddenly misses her Woolworth pearls 突然找不到她的伍尔沃思珍珠 The family will say "It's that horrible cat 这家人就会大喊 都怪那可恶的猫 It was Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer " 一定是蒙哥杰利和蓝蓓蒂瑟 And most of the time they leave it at that 大多数时候他们并不追究 Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer have a very unusual gift of the gab 蒙哥杰利和蓝蓓蒂瑟都有唠叨的天赋 We are highly efficient cat burglars as well 我们是超高效率的猫咪大盗 And remarkably smart at a smash and grab 砸坏东西和强取豪夺的能力也同样令人惊叹 We make our home in Victoria Grove 我们住维多利亚树林 We have no regular occupation 却没有固定的职业 We are plausible fellows who like to engage 我们是一对花言巧语的家伙 A friendly policeman in conversation 最爱和友善的警察叔叔打交道 When the family assembles for Sunday dinner 当周日全家聚餐时 With their minds made up that they won't get thinner 们下定决心绝不变瘦 On Argentine joint potatoes and greens 阿根廷牛腱 土豆和蔬菜 And the cook will appear from behind the scenes 厨师却从幕后出现 And say in a voice that is broken with sorrow 满脸悲伤声音颤抖地说道 "I'm afraid you must wait and have dinner tomorrow 恐怕你们要等到明天才能用餐了 For the joint has gone from the oven like that " 牛肉平白无故地就从烤箱里失踪了 The family will say "It's that horrible cat 这家人就会大喊 都怪那可恶的猫 It was Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer " 一定是蒙哥杰利和蓝蓓蒂瑟 And most of the time they leave it at that 大多数时候他们并不追究 Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer have a wonderful way of working together 蒙哥杰利和蓝蓓蒂瑟 合作得天衣无缝 And some of the time you would say it was luck 有时候靠运气 And some of the time you would say it was weather 有时候靠天气 We go through the house like a hurricane 我们像飓风一般冲进房子 And no sober person could take his oath 没有人能冷静地发誓说 Was it Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer 究竟是蒙哥杰利还是蓝蓓蒂瑟 Or could you have sworn that it mightn't be both 你敢发誓不会是两只猫合伙干的吗 And when you hear a dining room smash 你听到餐厅里一阵东西破碎的声音 Or up from the pantry there comes a loud crash 或者储物间里传来一声巨响 Or down from the library there comes a loud ping 或者听到书房里嘭的一声 From a vase that was commonly said to be Ming 404

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