[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:00] 上面书说到杨忠祥 [00:00:03] 龙凤五肖 [00:00:04] 静鞭三下 [00:00:06] 天子升殿 [00:00:09] 皇上为零 [00:00:10] 早朝文武官员来到了金靴 [00:00:13] 安防败家一地 [00:00:15] 两腔战力太贱 [00:00:17] 高呼油门倒中滚万岁 [00:00:22] 要去玩连饭潮啦 [00:00:24] 哦 [00:00:25] 这么快饭着 [00:00:26] 那当然啦 [00:00:27] 这叫例行公事 [00:00:29] 你说有什么事儿反馈报告 [00:00:31] 高酋强迫其身跪倒 [00:00:34] 侵炔 [00:00:34] 臣有本奏哦 [00:00:37] 高爱卿免礼叮声 [00:00:40] 你辛苦了 [00:00:42] 这么辛苦啦 [00:00:43] 第一次搜老催着虎的时候 [00:00:48] 皇上 [00:00:49] 半夜爬起来给刷的升值 [00:00:52] 他知道啊 [00:00:53] 可能忙活一宿 [00:00:54] 第二个升职 [00:00:55] 不知道 [00:00:57] 改签啊听说昨天晚间 [00:01:01] 有反弹大闹京城 [00:01:03] 不知道抓住没有 [00:01:05] 辉万岁还没有抓到 [00:01:08] 嗯嗯 [00:01:10] 偌大京都 [00:01:11] 精兵百万 [00:01:13] 难道说就抓不住两个反叛 [00:01:18] 哦 [00:01:19] 这里有原因 [00:01:20] 咱们收到催马仁福是怎么回事情 [00:01:25] 肥人就在那个箱子里 [00:01:28] 崔大人不让搜 [00:01:30] 说什么也不让 [00:01:32] 我竟然把这箱子抬到了吧 [00:01:35] 毛巾垫下 [00:01:37] 请万岁定夺 [00:01:40] 嗯 [00:01:42] 到君华上一听啊 [00:01:44] 一皱眉 [00:01:45] 龙颜不悦心的话 [00:01:48] 这点事你找我干嘛呀 [00:01:50] 哦 [00:01:51] 咱们在箱子里打开看看就完了呗 [00:01:54] 还要我定夺 [00:01:56] 哎呀 [00:01:57] 吹风啊 [00:01:59] 你不像话 [00:02:01] 我刷下 [00:02:02] 只因 [00:02:04] 教高俅搜府 [00:02:06] 哦 [00:02:06] 你敢抗旨不尊 [00:02:08] 哼 [00:02:08] 给我找事儿 [00:02:10] 有这功夫 [00:02:11] 我画字儿 [00:02:12] 写俩字儿 [00:02:14] 听几个歌多好啊 [00:02:16] 啊 [00:02:18] 璇崔彤 [00:02:20] 上线啊 [00:02:22] 魏大人随之上面那老陈风云来到了九龙口 [00:02:30] 下跪到河口 [00:02:32] 陈餐点的不妨万岁万万岁 [00:02:35] 老臣冤枉 [00:02:38] 嗯嗯 [00:02:40] 到菊花心的话 [00:02:42] 你还冤枉啊 [00:02:45] 所以说嘛 [00:02:46] 刚才高俅说在你的鼓里发现一个箱子 [00:02:52] 箱子里边有反派 [00:02:55] 你为什么 [00:02:57] 不让搜 [00:02:58] 哎呀万岁 [00:02:59] 不要听一面之词 [00:03:01] 灰尘忠心耿耿 [00:03:03] 哪敢窝藏反叛的贼人呢 [00:03:07] 那就把箱子打开搜搜就完了吗 [00:03:10] 哎哎呀 [00:03:11] 万岁 [00:03:12] 我那里装的是活宝贝儿啊 [00:03:15] 一周不就跑了骂跑了 [00:03:18] 谁逮我呀you [00:03:22] 花心的话 [00:03:24] 我宝贝儿没见过 [00:03:27] 本来到金黄色就好奇号爸爸号写字儿 [00:03:33] 哎呀 [00:03:34] 民间有什么奇珍异宝啊 [00:03:37] 他都得弄到手 [00:03:38] 不弄花志刚吗 [00:03:40] 没事呢 [00:03:42] 找个老道炼丹 [00:03:43] 炼什么丹呢 [00:03:45] 长生不老丹呢 [00:03:47] 当今皇上就想长生不老 [00:03:50] 将来能够升天 [00:03:52] 所以一听这歪门邪说他都进 [00:03:57] 活宝贝儿 [00:03:58] 沙漠宝贝儿 [00:04:00] 我那美人是活宝贝哦 [00:04:02] 他箱子还怕一个啊哦 [00:04:05] 所以同啊 [00:04:07] 您那是什么活宝贝儿 [00:04:11] 崔总说 [00:04:11] 我跟您说你也不能信 [00:04:13] 不但您不能信 [00:04:15] 满朝文武官员都不进 [00:04:18] 我就别说了 [00:04:21] 皇上说 [00:04:23] 你要不讲就把箱子开na [00:04:27] 不行 [00:04:28] 你就是把我脑袋杀了 [00:04:30] 只要有我单坤G 在 [00:04:32] 你就不能动箱子 [00:04:34] 那你说说 [00:04:35] 呃 [00:04:36] 是什么 [00:04:37] 国宝a 万岁啊 [00:04:40] 我说了 [00:04:41] 你可得给我做主啊 [00:04:43] 行 [00:04:45] 你说吧 [00:04:46] 放一下 [00:04:47] 我那箱子里呀 [00:04:49] 有个金马君 [00:04:52] 啊 [00:04:55] 嗯 [00:04:57] 到群星城 [00:04:59] 什么骑马装啊 [00:05:00] 也很新鲜 [00:05:01] 头回听说他不明白 [00:05:06] 没敢露怯 [00:05:07] 没问文武官员 [00:05:09] 交头接耳真可爱 [00:05:11] 经89 89 [00:05:12] 什么酒啊吃啊什么的吗 [00:05:14] 求啊 [00:05:16] 小椰子高球急忙之旅 [00:05:19] 万岁大侠 [00:05:21] 你千万别听他胡言乱语 [00:05:24] 哪来的金马捐 [00:05:26] 嗯 [00:05:28] 赵军祥 [00:05:28] 对呀 [00:05:29] 我这让他蒙住啊 [00:05:32] 嗯 [00:05:33] 你闪开 [00:05:35] 崔彤啊 [00:05:36] 哪有什么金马捐a [00:05:40] 万岁 [00:05:41] 难道你没听说初讲古的讲有金马菌吗 [00:05:46] 哎 [00:05:48] 民间传说报告这是真地 [00:05:53] 起码说你从哪来的 [00:05:55] 万岁啊 [00:05:57] 嘿嘿 [00:05:59] 我这一辈子当官这么多年 [00:06:02] 你也知道没攒下 [00:06:04] 眼看要老了叫告老还乡 [00:06:08] 正犯愁啊 [00:06:09] 没有买房置地的钱 [00:06:13] 该着吧 [00:06:14] 哎 [00:06:15] 我弄个心吧 [00:06:16] 就是这个南方蛮子 [00:06:18] 眼碎颅来了一个人 [00:06:20] 他给我相面 [00:06:21] 说我该朝发财 [00:06:24] 呃 [00:06:25] 叫我拿两万两银子 [00:06:28] 我没有啊 [00:06:29] 我赶紧求亲告友啊 [00:06:33] 把我 [00:06:34] 呃内人的钱全都拿出来 [00:06:37] 三粉首饰都卖了 [00:06:39] 弄两万两银子就给他了 [00:06:42] 他跑边北 [00:06:45] 辽东黑山子 [00:06:47] 给我爹宝爹来个金玛君这个金马君啊 [00:06:53] 嘿呵 [00:06:54] 金水拉金豆子 [00:06:56] 不过今水喝完了得养些日子 [00:06:59] 我养好几个月了 [00:07:01] 再有八个月就可以拉进豆子 [00:07:03] 人家告诉我拉 [00:07:05] 一天能拉十几斤金豆子 [00:07:08] 你也知道啊 [00:07:09] 这一两金子换五十两银子一斤脏换五百两银子 [00:07:16] 这时金子能换五千两银子 [00:07:20] 你说我一天要多五千两银子 [00:07:22] 这一年有多少啊 [00:07:24] 我就把它放在藏书阁着柜子里分来了外边儿 [00:07:29] 憋宝子给我用封条就给封死啊 [00:07:32] 因为有咒语不许动 [00:07:34] 我就放这儿 [00:07:36] 嗯嗯 [00:07:38] 谁能想到啊 [00:07:40] 高台呗 [00:07:41] 非要打这个箱子 [00:07:43] 这不是要我老命吗 [00:07:45] 晚归啊的我做主 [00:07:49] 嗯 [00:07:49] 嗯 [00:07:51] 这番话 [00:07:53] 那个皇上说得兴奋起来 [00:07:56] 嘿 [00:07:58] 吃鸡汤这么好东西 [00:08:01] 车机腿拉进肚子 [00:08:03] 这可太好了 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[00:10:04] 搞球 [00:10:05] 如果箱子里不是两个凶手 [00:10:09] 要是金马捐跑了 [00:10:12] 你能给赔吗 [00:10:13] 都给赔 [00:10:15] 额 [00:10:18] 文武官员呢 [00:10:19] 交头接耳都乐心的慌 [00:10:23] 今天可真新鲜 [00:10:25] 皇上大概闲的打什么金马驹儿的啊 [00:10:29] 哪有这会儿没人信不过 [00:10:31] 真不敢应啊 [00:10:33] 在那边抄着手抱折象牙笏板 [00:10:36] 在那边亲的话 [00:10:37] 咱看着起码就是什么样的 [00:10:39] 哎呀 [00:10:40] 明白吧 [00:10:41] 崔大人不是这种人 [00:10:44] 我估计里边儿可能是有人 [00:10:48] Y 了呢 [00:10:49] 下午高球才说这种话 [00:10:52] 最好别开这箱子 [00:10:56] 皇上也不放心 [00:10:58] 华霞 [00:10:59] 来人喊了一声 [00:11:02] 旁边 [00:11:03] 过来太监万岁 [00:11:05] 去到箱子里去 [00:11:08] 听听他有什么动静 [00:11:09] 哼 [00:11:10] 开心下 [00:11:12] 他在新店下边稻香的这棒棒拍两下就停这边 [00:11:18] 哎呀 [00:11:22] 是金马捐吗 [00:11:24] 哪来的吗 [00:11:25] 就是你信这个 [00:11:27] 吃什么有机麻圈没有 [00:11:31] 嗯 [00:11:33] 好 [00:11:34] 把那香台上进店吃 [00:11:39] 王冠卫视有的是力气 [00:11:41] 一会儿忽下忽见 [00:11:42] 来了往 [00:11:43] 这一棒文武官员 [00:11:45] 别看不敢过去 [00:11:47] 在一块长山区都忘了 [00:11:49] 瞧着心嘛就是 [00:11:52] 崔大人就往箱子前边一站 [00:11:57] 高的人 [00:11:58] 如果我的箱子打开之后 [00:12:01] 起码就要倒了 [00:12:03] 你能陪我吗 [00:12:05] 我陪 [00:12:07] 万岁 [00:12:08] 您可得老臣做主啊 [00:12:11] 他说他陪华说对我听见了他也好奇 [00:12:16] 好高球 [00:12:19] 如果箱子里装的反叛 [00:12:21] 我杀崔通 [00:12:23] 不是金马捐跑了 [00:12:25] 你得a 金子 [00:12:27] 行行行 [00:12:28] I Ling to 打开 [00:12:31] 就这么大了 [00:12:32] 都支持高球 [00:12:34] 好 [00:12:35] 色拉 [00:12:35] 色拉封皮 [00:12:37] 给扯了 [00:12:39] 崔总说不能这么high [00:12:41] 不行 [00:12:41] 我害怕 [00:12:42] 万一他要是刚一蹿 [00:12:45] 我一按柜子呢 [00:12:46] 是不就憋住了 [00:12:47] 别让他熬了 [00:12:48] 来来来 [00:12:48] 放那么宽 [00:12:50] 别把one 吞下着 [00:12:51] 这个箱子就挨在八宝金店这个门口 [00:12:55] 这 [00:12:57] 打开 [00:12:59] 取出钥匙 [00:13:00] 嘎噔嘎吱吱扭了好几下 [00:13:03] 才拧开钥匙 [00:13:05] 揣好锁上拿下了调 [00:13:08] 投前儿啊嘎嘎 [00:13:09] 一起我干啥去啦 [00:13:12] ID 啊 [00:13:12] 宝贝啊 [00:13:13] 你可别跑啊 [00:13:15] 书案表片没材料 [00:13:19] 哪知这箱子嘎啦开个放 [00:13:22] 让我这么宽可了不得 [00:13:26] 就看从箱子里面缝了一下 [00:13:29] 一道金光啊 [00:13:31] 冲啊 [00:13:35] 这道黄光除了八宝金殿 [00:13:38] 一拐弯就没有了 [00:13:39] 宝宝母亲之下的压力也扔了 [00:13:42] 黄一冷没看明白 [00:13:46] 杨看着挺黄 [00:13:49] 好像有腿儿有耳朵 [00:13:52] 称都没了 [00:13:53] 哎玛姿宝了呗呗呗呗 [00:13:57] 谁敢追某某官员穿着巢穴去追金玛君啊 [00:14:02] 两旁的金刚武士都打折 [00:14:05] 只是在这儿站着 [00:14:07] 没有旨意谁敢动啊 [00:14:09] 没有一个动力 [00:14:11] 这回推出有词儿了 [00:14:13] 万岁啊 [00:14:15] 金马驹儿跑了 [00:14:16] 您看见了吧 [00:14:19] 哦 [00:14:21] 啊 [00:14:22] 真要进吧 [00:14:23] 娟儿啊 [00:14:25] 皇上信 [00:14:29] 高俅 [00:14:31] 嗯 [00:14:32] 存在 [00:14:34] 嗯 [00:14:35] 你到箱子看里面有人没人 [00:14:38] 呃 [00:14:39] 是她亲自到里边儿看看呢 [00:14:43] 没人 [00:14:45] 嗨 [00:14:45] 刷下心想 [00:14:48] 快啊 [00:14:49] 里边只有活的 [00:14:51] 春冬荫道金光的**金光 [00:14:55] 金马庄马庄 [00:14:57] 我不信 [00:14:58] 带个倒装 [00:14:59] 什么玩意儿 [00:15:00] 哎呀万岁 [00:15:03] 哼 [00:15:04] 开球啊 [00:15:06] 先把君教你弄好了啊 [00:15:09] 一天 [00:15:11] 你得给崔大人拿十斤金豆子 [00:15:16] 别拿啊 [00:15:19] 你在甘肃那么有钱呢 [00:15:20] 一听这话 [00:15:21] 打噼里啪啦金豆子 [00:15:24] 都没拿呢 [00:15:25] 汗珠子往下直滚 [00:15:27] 哪一根十斤 [00:15:29] 那他得多钱呐 [00:15:31] 哎呀 [00:15:32] 万岁老臣之罪 [00:15:37] 再看推出吗 [00:15:39] 洗了眼睛 [00:15:40] 紧眨巴 [00:15:41] 干嘛往下挤 [00:15:42] 眼泪心慌 [00:15:44] 这回啊 [00:15:45] 我从歌声啦 [00:15:48] 哎 [00:15:49] 苏雅琦啊 [00:15:51] 高企o 也是为了国家安危 [00:15:55] 他日夜操劳不容易 [00:15:57] 因为你的柜子里有动静 [00:15:59] 误认为齿凶手 [00:16:03] 呃可是你的金马捐跑了 [00:16:07] 要叫他包赔他也赔不起呀 [00:16:12] 这个事儿算了吧 [00:16:14] 哎呀 [00:16:14] 这可不行 [00:16:15] 我花两万两银子 [00:16:18] 目的南方蛮子给我憋的宝啊 [00:16:21] 我两万两银子找谁去啊 [00:16:23] 再说他后补的 [00:16:25] 手剥的紫竹啊 [00:16:27] 弄折了好多 [00:16:28] 我一根紫竹是从南方过来 [00:16:31] 是十两银子 [00:16:32] 这钱我还没要呢 [00:16:34] 说什么万岁 [00:16:35] 记得给老陈做主啊 [00:16:37] 不然呢 [00:16:38] 哼哼哎哟 [00:16:40] 万岁啊 [00:16:40] 这我就不走了 [00:16:42] 哼 [00:16:44] 嗯 [00:16:46] 高俅眼睛看着王者 [00:16:48] 心里这嘎干呢 [00:16:49] 心想着 [00:16:50] 金马多 [00:16:51] 我不信 [00:16:51] 啥玩意儿 [00:16:53] 半岁T 老臣做主 [00:16:56] 企业福利无供热设施 [00:16:59] 现在把你三年后给崔大人送去算肚肠的人 [00:17:05] 你看如何 [00:17:07] 哎呀 [00:17:08] 我都赔死啦 [00:17:11] 唉 [00:17:12] 寡人给你说和说和 [00:17:15] 如果实在 [00:17:17] 亏银两的话 [00:17:19] 我从国库给你拿点I 谢万岁 [00:17:24] 崔中心的话 [00:17:25] 甭说是高球三年登录 [00:17:29] 给我一年 [00:17:29] 我也是白捡的呀 [00:17:32] 那么急马娟到底什么呢 [00:17:35] 我不说 [00:17:36] 恐怕听书的先生也知道 [00:17:39] 实际是一条狗 [00:17:43] 是个黄狗 [00:17:45] 说黄狗啊 [00:17:46] 老崔建已经演五年了 [00:17:49] 长得是好 [00:17:52] 由于呢10 BI荷花与大脑催缴 [00:17:58] 往东华一走 [00:18:00] 这狗呼呼往上一扑 [00:18:03] 诗兵na 斑块 [00:18:05] 立刻有了主意 [00:18:06] 就诚心呢 [00:18:08] 想要呢 [00:18:09] 挣高球一回当 [00:18:14] 日军要搜查曹泽的时候 [00:18:19] 崔大人不让 [00:18:21] 第一招啊 [00:18:22] 高球去取圣旨 [00:18:24] 尽管高俅回府里头拿一张空白的圣旨 [00:18:29] 但这不就挺长 [00:18:31] 这把他做了手脚 [00:18:33] 谁呀 [00:18:34] 由郭林和崔大人悄悄的把这个御林军给请到一旁 [00:18:43] 弄点儿吃的 [00:18:44] 弄点儿喝的 [00:18:46] 堵的这个地方是啊 [00:18:48] 主将不在 [00:18:49] 这会儿谁那么认真呢 [00:18:51] 也知道这是推那一下 [00:18:54] 然后到里边儿就把这个里边儿放出来 [00:18:58] 时彬花语放哪儿了呢 [00:19:01] 柜子的后边儿是夹壁墙 [00:19:04] 进了夹壁墙 [00:19:06] 然后就把那条狗给抓住了 [00:19:10] 是时贫出的主意 [00:19:12] 馒头里啊 [00:19:13] 给弄点儿酒泡好了 [00:19:15] 给狗弄飞下去了 [00:19:18] 这狗吃了太久的馒头有点醉了 [00:19:22] 迷迷糊糊的就困 [00:19:24] 然后呢 [00:19:25] 用铁丝 [00:19:27] 把狗嘴给勒上 [00:19:29] 他嚼舌头 [00:19:31] 压住了就把它扔在柜子里 [00:19:34] 这狗呢 [00:19:36] 四明白不明白 [00:19:37] 在里边躺着 [00:19:38] 开始听老师上火之后故意封 [00:19:42] 然后告诉老头 [00:19:43] 你这么这么这么这么说 [00:19:44] 要不然呢 [00:19:45] 随从不会这帮词儿 [00:19:47] 什么南方蛮子憋宝啊 [00:19:49] 又来个金马 [00:19:50] 就拉金豆子呢 [00:19:51] 都是食品等事儿 [00:19:54] 这是民间传说 [00:19:56] 这时间长得特别好 [00:19:58] 当圣旨也来了