[00:00:00] My Band (我的乐队) - C Note
[00:00:02] I don't know dude I think everyone's all jealous and sh*t
[00:00:06] Coz I'm like the lead singer of the band dude
[00:00:09] And I think everybody's got a f**kin' problem with me dude
[00:00:12] And they need to take it up with me after the show
[00:00:15] Because
[00:00:16] These chicks don't even know the name of my band
[00:00:20] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
[00:00:24] Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
[00:00:28] All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[00:00:32] So I get offstage right drop the mic
[00:00:34] Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
[00:00:36] Sup ladies my names Slim Shady I'm the lead singer of D-12 baby
[00:00:40] And they're all like
[00:00:41] Oh my God it's him  Becky oh my f**king God
[00:00:43] It's Eminem  I swear to f**king
[00:00:45] God that you f**king rock please
[00:00:46] Marshall please let me suck your cock
[00:00:48] Now by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
[00:00:50] Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
[00:00:52] All the chicks start yellin' all the hot babes
[00:00:54] Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
[00:00:56] So like every single night they pick a fight with me
[00:00:58] But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
[00:01:00] Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
[00:01:02] Dude I just think your trying to steal the light from me
[00:01:04] Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
[00:01:06] Coz I told him Jessica Alba is my wife-to-be
[00:01:08] This rockstar sh*t is the life for me
[00:01:10] And all the other guys just despise me b cuz b
[00:01:12] These chicks don't even know the name of my band
[00:01:16] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
[00:01:20] Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
[00:01:24] All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[00:01:28] My band my
[00:01:29] Band my band my band my band my band my band my band my baaaaaaaaand my band baby
[00:01:44] You just wanna see a ni**a backwards don't you
[00:01:46] Ain't that how come we don't rap off pro tunes
[00:01:49] Smash these vocals and do a performance
[00:01:50] But we in a van and he in a tour bus
[00:01:52] You don't want my autograph youse a liar
[00:01:54] And nah I'm Swift
[00:01:55] （Oh I thought you were Kuniva）
[00:01:57] What the hell is wrong with our dressing room
[00:01:58] Cause our sh*t is lookin' smaller then like a decimal
[00:02:00] See I know how to rap it's simple but
[00:02:01] All I did is read a Russell Simmons book
[00:02:03] So I'm all intact trying to get on the map
[00:02:06] Doing jumping-jacks while getting whipped on my back
[00:02:08] Look at him little punk-a** thinking he the sh*t
[00:02:10] *Yea I know man by himself taking all the flips
[00:02:12] Hey I thought we had an interview with D J Clue
[00:02:14] Eminem No I had an interview not you two
[00:02:16] You gonna be late for sound-check
[00:02:17] *Man I ain't going to sound-check
[00:02:18] *And our mikes is screwed up
[00:02:20] *And his always sound best
[00:02:21] *You know where I'm at I'ma say somethin'
[00:02:22] *Hey yo Em
[00:02:23] Eminem You got something to say
[00:02:24] *Man nothing
[00:02:24] *I thought you was about to tell him off man what's up
[00:02:26] *Well imma tell him when I feel like it you man shut up
[00:02:27] *And you ain't even back me up we supposed to be crew
[00:02:30] Man I was about to talk right after you
[00:02:32] *Aw man whatever
[00:02:32] These chicks don't even know the name of my band
[00:02:39] Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
[00:02:41] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
[00:02:44] All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[00:02:48] They say the lead singers rock but the group is not
[00:02:50] Once we sold out arenas to amusement parks
[00:02:52] I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot
[00:02:54] I should cut his mic off when the music starts （Hey yo what's-）
[00:02:57] Ready to snap on a dumb-a** fan
[00:02:58] Every time I hear Hey dude I love your band 
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