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[00:00:00] 武松在街头夸关
[00:00:03] 没想到能遇上哥哥五只武大郎
[00:00:09] U 歌两个一见面
[00:00:11] 那个亲热呀
[00:00:12] 哥俩都哭了
[00:00:15] 把武大郎激动得嘴唇直颤
[00:00:20] 兄弟
[00:00:22] 哥哥就三天三夜也跟你唠不完
[00:00:26] 那走吧
[00:00:27] 到家去吧
[00:00:28] 到家没事儿再唠
[00:00:32] 武松真想问问怎么回事儿
[00:00:35] 回头把县衙里的副班头给叫过来
[00:00:40] 他陪着武松夸过
[00:00:43] 告诉他算了
[00:00:46] 基本夸
[00:00:47] 关也夸完了
[00:00:49] 你领着人先回县衙
[00:00:51] 在县里爷面前给我请个假
[00:00:54] 我见着
[00:00:55] 我抛胸了
[00:00:56] 我先到家里去看看
[00:00:58] 然后再到县衙画卯呢
[00:01:01] 好嘞
[00:01:03] 人家别人都走了
[00:01:05] 散了吧
[00:01:05] 散了散了吧
[00:01:07] 也就人也不散呐
[00:01:10] 都在后头围着看热闹
[00:01:12] 呼噜赶也赶不散
[00:01:16] 武松伸手把他哥哥的小挑拎起来了
[00:01:21] 蛤蟆武松这个样飘着飘儿可有意思了
[00:01:25] 跟小孩儿那条差不多
[00:01:27] 武松就拿手拎着
[00:01:29] 另一只手架着歌歌歌俩往前走
[00:01:36] 一只走出老远去了
[00:01:38] 这人们才逐渐的散去
[00:01:41] 拐弯抹角走到紫石街
[00:01:46] 原来的阳谷县呢
[00:01:48] 中等限制
[00:01:50] 县城里住着能有两三万人吧
[00:01:55] 那小城墙还挺整齐的
[00:01:57] 街道是个井字形的
[00:02:01] 主要这趟大街是买卖铺户
[00:02:05] 未接
[00:02:06] 都是老百姓的住宅
[00:02:09] 这条紫石街小街不困
[00:02:12] 但是挺肃静
[00:02:15] 武大郎把眼泪擦擦
[00:02:16] 兄弟到家啦
[00:02:18] 就进这接口儿
[00:02:20] 第三个门儿就是咱家
[00:02:25] 这一路上
[00:02:26] 弟兄们说说唠唠的
[00:02:28] 武松才听明白
[00:02:31] 为什么武大郎啊
[00:02:33] 不在清河县住
[00:02:35] 搬到阳谷县来了呢
[00:02:38] 闹了半天
[00:02:39] 哥哥成家了
[00:02:42] 你看这变化大不大
[00:02:44] 一年没见面儿
[00:02:46] 哥哥娶了媳妇儿了
[00:02:49] 武松真替哥哥高兴
[00:02:53] 老实说
[00:02:54] 就明哥哥长得那个模样
[00:02:57] 这个头儿
[00:02:58] 家庭的环境
[00:03:00] 想娶个媳妇是比登天
[00:03:05] 谁家的女孩能给他
[00:03:08] 耽误来耽误去
[00:03:10] 30 多岁
[00:03:11] 四十来岁了
[00:03:12] 还能娶着媳妇吗
[00:03:15] 听哥哥的一讲
[00:03:16] 武松自然替哥哥高兴
[00:03:20] 哦
[00:03:21] 他才知道嫂子家里姓潘
[00:03:25] 叫潘金莲
[00:03:27] 也是清河的人
[00:03:30] 半年前搬到阳谷县来的
[00:03:34] 什么原因搬家呢
[00:03:37] 就因为在清河县住不下去了
[00:03:40] 清河县的地皮流氓
[00:03:43] 无赖嘎杂子琉璃球
[00:03:45] 二流P 天天上家里去找事儿
[00:03:48] 去武大郎呢
[00:03:51] 天性的软弱
[00:03:55] 后来没办法了
[00:03:56] 惹不起啊
[00:03:58] 咱躲得起呢
[00:04:00] 故此才到了阳谷县
[00:04:03] 正好有一所房子呢
[00:04:07] 他闲下来了
[00:04:09] 武大郎没钱
[00:04:12] 他媳妇潘金莲儿有点儿积蓄
[00:04:15] 就这么把这房子就令下来了
[00:04:20] 现在两口人
[00:04:22] 武大郎呢
[00:04:23] 天天上街上坐小买卖卖炊饼
[00:04:26] 潘金莲看家可也不错
[00:04:31] 说话之间
[00:04:33] 到了门前了
[00:04:34] 和武松一看
[00:04:35] 还小楼呢
[00:04:37] 虽然小楼不高
[00:04:39] 两层门户观察
[00:04:44] 武大郎赶紧紧走两步
[00:04:46] 扣打门环
[00:04:48] 啪啪啪啪啪啪嫂
[00:04:51] 大嫂开门呐
[00:04:53] 大嫂
[00:04:53] 开门
[00:04:56] 这个本地人呢
[00:04:58] 管媳妇叫大嫂
[00:05:01] 也可能宋朝那时候是这样的称呼
[00:05:05] 咱们要这么说
[00:05:06] 这玩有点儿别扭
[00:05:08] 往后啊
[00:05:09] 咱就改成家里的啊
[00:05:12] 刚叫了几下的功夫
[00:05:15] 里边说话了
[00:05:17] 怎么今儿个这么早就回来了
[00:05:19] 你能卖几个炊饼啊
[00:05:22] 本来这日子就难维持
[00:05:25] 你晚回来一会儿不行
[00:05:27] 真是的
[00:05:29] 嘟嘟囔囔
[00:05:31] 把门开放
[00:05:33] 武大郎满面是笑
[00:05:36] 扬起脸的说
[00:05:38] 大嫂
[00:05:40] 你看看谁来啦
[00:05:43] 咱们朝思慕想
[00:05:46] 日夜盼望的好兄弟五二来了
[00:05:53] 兄弟
[00:05:53] 来来来
[00:05:54] 快见过
[00:05:55] 这就是你嫂子
[00:06:00] 武松把漂放下
[00:06:02] 在门口站着
[00:06:04] 抬头一看
[00:06:06] 就是辣
[00:06:09] 半天没说出话来
[00:06:12] 他无论如何也没有想到
[00:06:15] 就凭哥哥这模样儿
[00:06:18] 能娶这么漂亮
[00:06:20] 这么年轻的一个媳妇
[00:06:24] 在他面前站着个妇人
[00:06:28] 上中等的身材
[00:06:31] 身段苗条
[00:06:35] 五官端正
[00:06:36] 细皮嫩肉
[00:06:38] 弯弯的两道柳眉
[00:06:41] 一对水灵灵的杏核眼鼻饲春
[00:06:45] 山口似桃花牙排碎玉
[00:06:50] 虽然穿着打扮很一般
[00:06:55] 但是穿到他身上就那么科里
[00:07:00] 武松在社会上闯荡也不是一年了
[00:07:05] 三教九流的人也接触了不少
[00:07:10] 那女人呢
[00:07:10] 他也见过不少
[00:07:12] 但是像潘金莲这么俊俏的没见过
[00:07:19] 那比哥哥呢
[00:07:20] 岁数也差的太多了
[00:07:24] 这怎么可能呢
[00:07:26] 故此武松发冷
[00:07:30] 潘金莲在门里站着
[00:07:34] 武大郎一说
[00:07:35] 兄弟
[00:07:36] 武松来了
[00:07:37] 一开始他不以为然
[00:07:41] 哼哼心说
[00:07:43] 就你那模样
[00:07:44] 你那兄弟也强不到哪去
[00:07:49] 可是荣等着大眼的一看呢
[00:07:52] 哎哟
[00:07:54] 在面前站着这条大汉
[00:07:58] 剑眉虎目
[00:08:00] 鼻直口方
[00:08:02] 欢欢的肩膀
[00:08:03] 细细的腰身
[00:08:05] 是一表的人才
[00:08:09] 潘金莲
[00:08:11] 也接触过不少的人
[00:08:14] 那男子在他面前像走马灯一样
[00:08:17] 他看着没数站着像武松这样的人物
[00:08:23] 还没见过
[00:08:26] 尤其武松这一夸关
[00:08:29] 现在也赏了他一套衣裳
[00:08:33] 头上是轻断的六棱抽口硬撞
[00:08:37] 硬顶梁门倒啦
[00:08:40] 三间茨菇叶殡茶素白
[00:08:44] 供求突突烂差
[00:08:47] 周身上下一身轻
[00:08:49] 勒着狮子灿把带撒一起码差敦裆
[00:08:53] 滚裤抓地虎地块血
[00:08:55] 外面配着灰色英雄场
[00:09:00] 人配衣服
[00:09:02] 马配鞍哪
[00:09:04] 您不服这个不行
[00:09:06] 咱们不止一次说过
[00:09:09] 你这人再好配个麻袋片儿配也不好看
[00:09:15] 这人次点儿要穿着好服装也能嫁得起来
[00:09:20] 何况武松是一表的人才
[00:09:26] 因此
[00:09:27] 潘金莲傻了
[00:09:30] 不相信对面站着这条大汉是武大郎的亲兄弟
[00:09:36] 新还说呢
[00:09:37] 就即使是
[00:09:39] 也是俩妈的
[00:09:42] 那不可能啊嗯
[00:09:45] 俩人相对无言
[00:09:48] 谁没说话
[00:09:50] 武大郎看看这个
[00:09:52] 看看那个
[00:09:54] 家里哒大嫂
[00:09:57] 你愣什么呢
[00:09:58] 我说话你没听见吗
[00:10:00] 这就是咱兄弟五二啊
[00:10:04] 哦啊
[00:10:05] 潘金莲如梦方醒
[00:10:09] 武松呢
[00:10:10] 赶紧施礼
[00:10:12] 一躬到地
[00:10:14] 扫在上小弟无二拜见嫂嫂
[00:10:21] 说话堆金山倒玉柱
[00:10:24] 要给嫂子磕头
[00:10:28] 潘金莲赶紧用手相掺
[00:10:30] 哎呀
[00:10:31] 不干
[00:10:31] 那不干
[00:10:32] 叔叔我这项万福了
[00:10:36] 往下一蹲
[00:10:37] 欢乐里武大郎热
[00:10:40] 哎呀
[00:10:41] 自家人何必多礼
[00:10:43] 快快兜儿
[00:10:45] 回身一看
[00:10:45] 哈
[00:10:46] 死时间也出来不少人看热闹
[00:10:49] 站了那么100来号
[00:10:51] 武大郎也充41 0 抱拳
[00:10:53] 想起来
[00:10:54] 改日到家吃茶呀
[00:10:56] 我们哥俩今天没想到遇上格外到屋里坐吧
[00:11:01] 谁那么没深沉
[00:11:04] 人家弟兄刚见面儿
[00:11:06] 跑那儿凑热闹去
[00:11:07] 哎呀
[00:11:07] 改日改日
[00:11:08] 改日一定来祝贺
[00:11:11] 大伙儿这才散去
[00:11:13] 武大郎把门关上
[00:11:15] 兄弟上楼上楼
[00:11:17] He 还在二层楼的呢
[00:11:21] 潘金莲儿前面引路
[00:11:23] 武大郎把挑放下
[00:11:25] 在后头跟着武松上了楼
[00:11:28] 小楼不高
[00:11:31] 但是这楼还不错呢
[00:11:34] 楼板也比较整齐
[00:11:38] 干干净净儿的
[00:11:40] 紧对着楼梯一间房
[00:11:44] 这是潘金莲跟武大郎的卧室
[00:11:47] 往里一拐
[00:11:49] 还有一间房
[00:11:51] 再往里去是厨房
[00:11:54] 但是不管哪间屋都收拾的干干净净的
[00:11:57] 连草刺儿都没有
[00:11:59] 可见潘金莲儿这人很注意卫生
[00:12:05] 当然了得
[00:12:06] 把武松让他武大郎的卧室啊
[00:12:09] 潘金莲高高把帘儿打起
[00:12:12] 武松进了屋一看
[00:12:13] 我这屋挺宽敞
[00:12:16] 对着门
[00:12:17] 一张大二人木板床
[00:12:21] 被误不怎么讲究
[00:12:23] 但是浆洗得整整齐齐
[00:12:27] 就剁的有棱有角
[00:12:31] 正中央
[00:12:31] 一张八仙桌
[00:12:33] 转圈几把凳子
[00:12:36] 武松到了哥哥家
[00:12:39] 当然不能贱卖了
[00:12:41] 把外衣款调潘金莲儿接过来
[00:12:44] 搭在衣服架上
[00:12:46] 让武松上做na
[00:12:48] 武松能干
[00:12:50] 赶紧回身让哥哥上做
[00:12:54] 让嫂子上做武松
[00:12:56] 打横头儿
[00:12:58] 潘金莲儿不干
[00:13:01] 自己打横
[00:13:02] 头儿让武松挨着他哥哥坐下
[00:13:06] 要不说中国中华大国
[00:13:10] 礼仪之邦
[00:13:12] 现在坐着那是有次序地能瞎做呀
[00:13:17] 嗯
[00:13:18] 当然了
[00:13:19] 到了现在也不讲究这些东西
[00:13:22] 谁爱怎么做怎么做
[00:13:23] 这儿子坐着爹站着
[00:13:25] 那也成习惯了
[00:13:27] 在na ni 年头
[00:13:28] 行吗哥哥坐哪儿
[00:13:29] 兄弟坐哪儿呢
[00:13:31] 有固定的
[00:13:34] 闲言少叙
[00:13:36] 坐下之后
[00:13:37] 潘金莲儿赶紧给泡茶
[00:13:43] 你看那武大郎
[00:13:44] 生活不怎么的
[00:13:45] 茶叶不错
[00:13:47] 武大郎一口不喝啊
[00:13:49] 潘金莲儿爱品茶
[00:13:51] 所以家有好茶叶
[00:13:53] 把那壶啊涮了又涮
[00:13:55] 擦的倍儿凉
[00:13:56] 倍儿凉
[00:13:57] 洗衣裳水
[00:13:59] 把碗也涮干净
[00:14:01] 给武松倒上茶
[00:14:03] 这武大郎就说
[00:14:04] 哎
[00:14:06] 家里大兄弟来了
[00:14:09] 咱们好好祝贺一番
[00:14:11] 嗯
[00:14:12] 一会儿你下厨房
[00:14:14] 给兄弟做几样德味的菜啊
[00:14:17] 我兄弟
[00:14:17] 翻两把
[00:14:18] 多做点儿
[00:14:20] 我们还有点儿好酒
[00:14:22] 拿出来让咱兄弟喝
[00:14:25] 潘金莲儿一听不乐意了
[00:14:27] 我说
[00:14:27] 你这个人真没头脑
[00:14:30] 叔叔刚来
[00:14:32] 我得陪着说话
[00:14:34] 你怎么叫我下厨房
[00:14:36] 你干脆下厨房得了a
[00:14:38] 行行行
[00:14:39] 我怕我做不好
[00:14:41] 既然这样
[00:14:41] 你陪着三兄弟说话
[00:14:43] 我下厨房
[00:14:44] 武松说
[00:14:45] 大哥
[00:14:45] 不必
[00:14:47] 我一点儿都不饿
[00:14:48] 您客气什么呢
[00:14:50] 多年不见
[00:14:51] 咱们好好唠唠才好
[00:14:54] 可可以演示
[00:14:56] 那我们俩都陪着唠
[00:14:57] 谁谁做饭
[00:14:59] 潘金莲说
[00:15:00] 这么办
[00:15:01] 今儿个例外
[00:15:02] 咱找个帮忙的隔离的王大娘
[00:15:07] 可以让他给帮帮忙
[00:15:11] 潘金莲儿的邻居是开茶馆儿的
[00:15:16] 此人姓王
[00:15:17] 叫王婆
[00:15:19] 因为他爱给人保媒拉欠儿
[00:15:21] 人们都管他叫王婆子
[00:15:23] 老头儿早死了
[00:15:25] 光身一个人
[00:15:26] 哎
[00:15:27] 这老婆手挺巧
[00:15:29] 煎炒烹炸
[00:15:31] 哎
[00:15:32] 什么都会做
[00:15:33] 故此想起邻居来了
[00:15:36] 武大郎点头
[00:15:37] 那我就去请一请
[00:15:40] 请王妈妈给帮帮忙
[00:15:43] 到那儿一说呀
[00:15:44] 哎
[00:15:44] 王婆子挺好说话
[00:15:46] 外面的人马上拿着钱到菜市儿买菜切肉
[00:15:52] 买鸡蛋
[00:15:54] 买鹅买鸡
[00:15:55] 买鱼花了不少钱呢
[00:15:59] 还求人给送回来的
[00:16:02] 武大郎就说
[00:16:03] 王妈妈
[00:16:04] 请到楼上跟我兄弟见见面
[00:16:07] 哎
[00:16:08] 王婆子上了楼了
[00:16:10] 一听是打虎的英雄
[00:16:12] 哎哟
[00:16:13] 羡慕的不得了啊
[00:16:15] 客气了一番
[00:16:17] 武松给他买了一杯
[00:16:19] 茶王婆勉强喝了两口
[00:16:21] 你们先唠着啊
[00:16:23] 我到厨房去忙活着
[00:16:25] 一会儿咱们再接茬烙
[00:16:28] 王婆都说完下厨房了
[00:16:31] 潘金莲儿就说
[00:16:33] 我说你就在旁边守着a
[00:16:35] 你看你那嘴跟棉裤腰似的
[00:16:37] 光瞅着咱兄弟发愣
[00:16:39] 一句话也说不出去
[00:16:42] 给王妈妈打下手去
[00:16:44] A 对我打下手去
[00:16:46] 哎
[00:16:47] 武大郎真听话
[00:16:49] 武松有金兰没法
[00:16:51] 岚哥哥也出去了
[00:16:53] 屋里就剩叔嫂二人合着潘金莲儿把话匣子打开了
[00:17:00] 那小嘴叭叭叭叭
[00:17:02] 真能唠唠
[00:17:04] 武松见着嫂子还有点儿发车
[00:17:09] 只好把头一低在这儿搭话
[00:17:12] 啊
[00:17:13] 你问什么我就回答什么呗
[00:17:16] 这潘金莲儿就问他叔叔
[00:17:18] 哎
[00:17:19] 我早就听说咱们县里出了个了不起的打虎英雄
[00:17:25] 但是我无论如何没想到是咱家的人儿头两天邻居约会
[00:17:30] 我上街去开开眼
[00:17:33] 我一想算了
[00:17:34] 看不看打虎的英雄能怎么的
[00:17:37] 不当吃不当喝的
[00:17:39] 故此我就没去
[00:17:40] 没想到打虎的英雄到咱家里的来了
[00:17:44] 兄弟
[00:17:44] 你知道你嫂子我多高兴
[00:17:48] 当然当然
[00:17:50] 兄弟
[00:17:51] 听说怎么县太爷当堂餐你做了三班都头有这种事儿
[00:17:59] 哎呦呵
[00:18:01] 咱们老五家祖坟都冒青烟儿了
[00:18:05] 没想到你哥哥人软货囊
[00:18:08] 居然出了你这么个好兄弟
[00:18:11] 除了县太爷就得属你的了
[00:18:13] 县里的一文一武
[00:18:15] 文的是支线
[00:18:16] 5 D 就是都投
[00:18:18] 从今以后再也没有人敢欺负咱了
[00:18:21] 谁也不敢小瞧咱了
[00:18:24] 武松笑笑
[00:18:26] 没说话
[00:18:27] 兄弟
[00:18:29] 你
[00:18:29] 你住哪儿呢
[00:18:31] 呃
[00:18:32] 现在尚未安排住处
[00:18:36] 听县里的意思
[00:18:38] 准备在县衙给我找间闲房
[00:18:41] 哎呀
[00:18:42] 那又何必呢
[00:18:44] 如果你哥哥没在这儿
[00:18:47] 你住的县衙当然就没得可说
[00:18:50] 现在咱们家住在县城里头
[00:18:52] A 离县衙又不远
[00:18:55] 你何必到外边去住呢
[00:18:57] 怎么办吧
[00:18:58] 你身边有什么东西没
[00:19:00] 我派人去取去
[00:19:01] 你
[00:19:02] 你就住在家里头说话
[00:19:04] 武大郎上来了
[00:19:05] 拎着西湖给蓄水
[00:19:08] 你们唠什么呢
[00:19:10] 潘金莲儿把这事儿一说
[00:19:12] 五大一匹兄弟
[00:19:14] 哥哥在这儿
[00:19:15] 能让你上外边住去吗
[00:19:17] 那不得被人笑掉大牙吗
[00:19:20] 搬回来吧
[00:19:21] 啊
[00:19:22] 我现在就给你收拾屋子
[00:19:25] 哥哥不必了
[00:19:26] 过几天再说啊
[00:19:28] 你一定得搬回来
[00:19:30] 我跟你没唠透的
[00:19:32] 晚上我上你那屋去
[00:19:34] 咱哥俩好好唠扯
[00:19:35] 唠扯
[00:19:37] 潘金莲也说
[00:19:39] 武大郎也流
[00:19:41] 武松一看
[00:19:42] 这么热情
[00:19:44] 搬回来就搬回来吧
[00:19:46] 武松这才点头答应了
[00:19:49] 一会儿
[00:19:50] 酒菜摆上
[00:19:51] 本来请这王婆子一块儿吃
[00:19:55] 王婆子还挺自觉
[00:19:57] 你想
[00:19:58] 人家一家人唠唠心里话
[00:20:00] 我算谁
[00:20:01] 帮帮忙就走呗
[00:20:03] 转身走了
[00:20:06] 潘金莲、武大郎觉着过意不去
[00:20:09] 每样菜给剥了一点儿
[00:20:11] 又给送过去
[00:20:13] 王婆子当然挺高兴了
[00:20:16] 等夫妻回来陪着武松喝酒
[00:20:20] 武大郎这才问
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