[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:01] 武松大闹快活林 [00:00:05] 把个酒馆给砸啦 [00:00:08] 把伙计给揍了 [00:00:12] 最后索性 [00:00:14] 把蒋门神的小妾春花 [00:00:18] 给塞到酒缸里 [00:00:22] 哎哟 [00:00:23] 整座酒馆儿就乱套了 [00:00:27] 有人撒脚如飞 [00:00:30] 到树林里给蒋中送信 [00:00:35] 别看武松表面上轻松 [00:00:38] 心里头也有点儿 [00:00:40] 紧张啊 [00:00:43] 这就叫有备而无患 [00:00:48] 鲍氏的小伙子用手一指 [00:00:52] 掌柜的就是他 [00:00:55] 蒋门神大吼一声 [00:01:00] 小子 [00:01:01] 给我站住 [00:01:03] 你是哪儿来的野种 [00:01:06] 未曾闹事之前 [00:01:09] 逼打听打听 [00:01:12] 这是讲记酒馆 [00:01:14] 启忠 [00:01:15] 你发也 [00:01:17] 你活腻歪啦 [00:01:21] 武松故意喝醉了 [00:01:23] 摇摇晃晃眯缝着眼睛 [00:01:26] 来了个先下手为强 [00:01:29] 左手一晃 [00:01:30] 他的面门正手一掌 [00:01:34] 叫单撞杆 [00:01:36] 猛扣蒋门神的华盖穴 [00:01:42] 长成刮风 [00:01:43] 呼一下就到了 [00:01:46] 别看讲中长得像个没毛的大狗熊 [00:01:50] 身子相当利便 [00:01:53] 赶紧跨步 [00:01:55] 闪身往旁边一躲 [00:01:57] 哎 [00:01:59] 武松这一掌击空 [00:02:03] J 蒋门神那顺势驶离 [00:02:06] 遭金丝缠卖类 [00:02:09] 伸出仨手指头 [00:02:11] 猛扣武松的脉门 [00:02:16] 武松赶紧往回一收 [00:02:18] 着儿蒋门神称是往前一迈步 [00:02:23] 使了个大鹏单展翅猛击武松的肋骨 [00:02:30] 那可是铁砂掌啊 [00:02:32] 拍上肋骨就得折 [00:02:36] 嗯 [00:02:37] 武松一看这小子够厉害 [00:02:40] 出手如电 [00:02:42] 我给你多加注 [00:02:45] 赶紧土气心胸 [00:02:47] 屁股往后一坐 [00:02:49] 使了一招叫千斤坠差 [00:02:54] 吞出去六尺多远 [00:02:57] 蒋门神这一巴掌没扇着 [00:03:01] 就这样 [00:03:02] 两个人插手过招 [00:03:05] 站在一处 [00:03:09] 咱这么说吧 [00:03:11] 武松打出事以来 [00:03:14] 还没遇上这么硬地差 [00:03:18] 今年这仗打得可够过瘾的 [00:03:22] 武松把少林学了八年的工夫内 [00:03:26] 点儿精华全倒了出来 [00:03:30] 也占不到蒋门神 [00:03:33] 那么蒋门神呢 [00:03:35] 也没遇上过茶 [00:03:37] 这是第一次 [00:03:40] 一边打着一边在心中盘算 [00:03:43] 哎呀 [00:03:45] 啊 [00:03:45] 这个大个子是哪儿来的 [00:03:48] 他是谁呀 [00:03:50] 受谁的主使跟我为仇作对 [00:03:54] 看他的掌法是少林的功夫 [00:03:58] 我可要多加谨慎 [00:04:00] 不然今天是非吃亏不可 [00:04:04] 就这样讲明什么 [00:04:06] 把压箱底儿的绝招也施展开来 [00:04:10] 两个人打得这个好看就甭提了 [00:04:13] 有时武松发动攻势 [00:04:17] 啪啪啪 [00:04:21] 那拳头好像连珠炮子把蒋门神逼的是蹬蹬倒退 [00:04:28] 只有招架之功 [00:04:29] 并无还手之力 [00:04:32] 可有时候蒋门神发动进攻 [00:04:36] 连拳带脚是猛扣猛拍 [00:04:40] 把武松给逼的 [00:04:42] 也是滴溜溜乱转 [00:04:47] 咱们上文书说了 [00:04:50] 现在的时间中午刚过 [00:04:54] 快活林正在热闹的时候 [00:04:58] 30多家奶卖内游人都上千呢 [00:05:03] 一听说这打仗 [00:05:05] 谁不想看看热闹 [00:05:07] 尤其听说把蒋门神的酒馆给砸了 [00:05:11] 这事儿真新鲜 [00:05:13] 所以外边儿围观的人呢 [00:05:16] 就拥挤波涛 [00:05:19] 人们一边看着一边窃窃私议 [00:05:24] 我哥哥兄弟啊 [00:05:26] 我这大哥哪来的啊 [00:05:30] 这家胆子不小 [00:05:32] 敢碰蒋门神还用说吗 [00:05:35] 看这位可不看我手底可够利索的 [00:05:38] 可不是 [00:05:40] 哎呀 [00:05:40] 谁赢谁输 [00:05:42] 现在很难断定 [00:05:44] 看哪今天弄不好 [00:05:46] 非出人命不可 [00:05:47] 可不是骂 [00:05:49] 一传十十传百 [00:05:51] 越聚人越多 [00:05:55] 武松跟蒋门神达到80 多个回合 [00:05:59] 还没分输赢 [00:06:02] 五二郎可有点冒汗 [00:06:05] 不由得阵阵发发 [00:06:09] 先说我跟我兄弟施恩化 [00:06:13] 廊檐说大话 [00:06:15] 把功课都拉满了 [00:06:19] 我下了双保证 [00:06:21] 我把酒店给夺回来给我兄弟出气 [00:06:26] 一旦要败在蒋门神之手 [00:06:30] 我有何颜面去见他 [00:06:33] 我就给你脑袋碰死 [00:06:35] 到这儿怎么办呢 [00:06:41] 哎 [00:06:42] 灵机一动 [00:06:44] 武松想起一件事儿 [00:06:48] 在少林寺学艺的时候 [00:06:51] 他的授业恩师 [00:06:53] 圆光爪 [00:06:56] 学一八年呢 [00:06:58] 等武松临走那天 [00:07:00] 元光长老送他 [00:07:03] 师徒到了少林寺山根儿底下 [00:07:09] 都要分手啦 [00:07:11] 难舍难离的远光长老就说武松啊 [00:07:15] 咱们师徒一场临分手 [00:07:18] 我有件事情嘱咐 [00:07:22] 你功夫学的不错 [00:07:24] 但有时候潦草 [00:07:28] 急躁 [00:07:29] 不太成熟 [00:07:31] 比如说你要遇上劲敌 [00:07:36] 你不是他的对手怎么办呢 [00:07:40] 为师教给你一招决议 [00:07:43] 叫败中取胜的招法啊 [00:07:47] 武松一定高兴啊 [00:07:49] 师傅什么招儿什么招儿啊 [00:07:52] 这可得冒点险 [00:07:54] 败中取胜 [00:07:56] 迷惑对方 [00:07:58] 出其不意 [00:07:59] 攻其不备 [00:08:00] 你才能取胜 [00:08:02] 就把这招交给武松 [00:08:06] 后来告诉松 [00:08:09] 这叫高挂连环绝命腿 [00:08:13] 怎么使怎么使怎么使 [00:08:16] 武松就学会了 [00:08:18] 但是数年来 [00:08:20] 武松没遇上过劲敌 [00:08:24] 换句话说 [00:08:25] 没打过牌打谁 [00:08:27] 在武松面前三下五除二就得输 [00:08:31] 所以这武松从来也没使过这招 [00:08:36] 年头多了 [00:08:37] 几乎淡忘 [00:08:39] 今天面对强敌 [00:08:42] 五二郎突然想起老师教的绝招来了 [00:08:46] 哎哟 [00:08:48] 对 [00:08:50] 没试过 [00:08:52] 不知道好使不好使 [00:08:56] 看眼前的形势 [00:08:58] 不豁出一头去也不行勒 [00:09:02] 武松边打边想 [00:09:04] 最后打定主意了 [00:09:07] 双掌猛扣 [00:09:09] 蒋门神的灭门啪啪啪 [00:09:11] 就机长身子一摘 [00:09:14] 就好像脚底下没跟那摔倒了似的 [00:09:19] 虽然是假摔 [00:09:21] 跟真的差不多 [00:09:22] 双话筒 [00:09:24] 汝松是摔倒在地 [00:09:28] 真就把蒋门神给迷惑住了 [00:09:32] 蒋门神心里一动 [00:09:34] 哎哟 [00:09:35] 天赐良机呀 [00:09:39] 我只是说赢不了这个大个子哦 [00:09:42] 你自己摔倒了 [00:09:44] 这可是你找死 [00:09:48] 蒋门神高兴 [00:09:49] 往跟前一送 [00:09:51] 阳泉便打 [00:09:54] 他可吃了亏了 [00:09:57] 武松虽然摔倒跟一般的人不一样啊 [00:10:02] 他躺在地上 [00:10:03] 好像一张弓 [00:10:06] 这左手镇到头底下好像是枕头 [00:10:10] 两条腿蜷蜷着 [00:10:14] 等蒋门神跨不上来了 [00:10:17] 武松这两条腿开始做活了 [00:10:22] 底下那条腿往怀里带 [00:10:25] 用脚尖勾蒋门神地脚后跟 [00:10:30] 右腿往外踢蹬 [00:10:32] 他的应面孔 [00:10:38] 就这一夏 [00:10:38] 蒋门神就没躲开 [00:10:40] 嗖啪的一下就听讲门前嗨哟李生甩出有一丈多远 [00:10:49] 真好像从三楼上掉下个大行李卷一样扑 [00:10:56] 沙土都蹦起多高了 [00:11:00] 武松赶紧使了个鲤鱼打挺 [00:11:03] 站起身来 [00:11:05] 一根不倒了 [00:11:07] 蒋门神进前对准的泪 [00:11:10] 啪啪啪就两腿 [00:11:14] 这玩意提升受得了 [00:11:16] 蒋门神惨叫了两声啊 [00:11:21] 肋骨折了五根儿 [00:11:27] 武松害怕的反扑 [00:11:28] 往前一纵 [00:11:30] 伸出一尺多长的大脚丫子 [00:11:33] 把他的脸蛋子跟脖子给他踩住 [00:11:37] 把两只大拳头举起来对准蒋门神的头部和上身 [00:11:44] 就像擂鼓一样啪啪啪 [00:11:49] 哎哟哎哟 [00:11:51] 哎哟哎哎哎 [00:11:55] 结果怎么了 [00:11:57] 连叫唤的劲儿都没了 [00:12:00] 直翻白眼儿顺着鼻子口往外倾斜 [00:12:07] 今天他可吃了暴亏了 [00:12:10] 武松心说别介 [00:12:12] 别个打死人命关天 [00:12:15] 那就不好交代了 [00:12:18] 武松最后不打了 [00:12:20] 把拳头高高地举过头顶 [00:12:23] 高声断课 [00:12:27] 景梅 [00:12:29] 你服也不服 [00:12:33] 啊 [00:12:35] 别看蒋门神 [00:12:37] 快断气儿了 [00:12:38] 头脑还挺清醒 [00:12:41] 人谁不愿意活着愿意死没有 [00:12:46] 蒋中心想再打下去 [00:12:48] 我就活不成了 [00:12:50] 会说点软话吧 [00:12:54] 谁干这大个子问他讲中马上哀求上好汉 [00:13:01] 英雄好汗 [00:13:03] 衣服我服了 [00:13:06] 你再说一遍 [00:13:08] 服不服 [00:13:09] 服了 [00:13:10] 服了翱翔 [00:13:14] 我听说你在快活林独霸一方 [00:13:17] 坐地分赃二八下账 [00:13:20] 抢男霸女 [00:13:22] 胡作非为 [00:13:25] 你想有什么能力 [00:13:27] 谁给你撑腰 [00:13:29] 你怎么这么霸道 [00:13:32] 今天爷爷路过此地 [00:13:34] 就要报答这个不平 [00:13:39] 既然你服了 [00:13:41] 我有三点要求你必须答应 [00:13:45] 不然我就活活把你打死 [00:13:48] 你说吧 [00:13:49] 你说什么要求300件我也答应 [00:13:55] 这会儿看热闹的人就看了 [00:14:00] 一看这小伙子能把蒋门神给打成这模样 [00:14:05] 真是人心大快呀 [00:14:09] 都静静地听着 [00:14:12] 武松说一 [00:14:14] 我听说你这快活林酒店是度别人 [00:14:20] 原来开酒店的小伙子姓石 [00:14:24] 对不对 [00:14:26] 你无缘无故把人家财产给磨度了 [00:14:30] 哎哟 [00:14:31] 这事儿好 [00:14:33] 你怎么度 [00:14:34] 你怎么给人家吐出来 [00:14:37] 你必须从现在起 [00:14:39] 净身出户 [00:14:41] 把所有的财产还给老师去 [00:14:45] 你听懂没行行行 [00:14:48] 我能做得到 [00:14:49] 我答应第二件 [00:14:54] 你小子人五人六的 [00:14:56] 在这报号叫蒋门神 [00:14:59] 你的脸露的也够足的啦 [00:15:02] 今天不行勒 [00:15:04] 要想叫我饶你 [00:15:06] 你把快活林32 家酒店的老掌柜 [00:15:10] 少掌柜东家账房先生全都请来 [00:15:15] 你当众向石公子赔礼认罪 [00:15:21] 你答应不答应答应第三页啊 [00:15:27] 不许你在孟州住 [00:15:30] 你马上夹行李 [00:15:31] 卷儿给我滚蛋 [00:15:33] 多待一天也不行 [00:15:37] 我要发现你没走 [00:15:38] 见头打头 [00:15:40] 见尾打尾 [00:15:41] 见一次打一次 [00:15:42] 见十次打十次 [00:15:45] 听见没 [00:15:46] 是 [00:15:46] 是是 [00:15:47] 是我马上就滚 [00:15:52] 你看这事儿还怎么打了 [00:15:54] 你怎么说人家怎么答应武松 [00:15:58] 这火气就消了一大半儿 [00:16:02] 最后把脚抬起来 [00:16:05] 哎哎哎 [00:16:06] 起得来吗 [00:16:08] 那条骨头折了 [00:16:11] 有几个小伙子仗着胆儿过来了 [00:16:14] 原来都是讲中的人 [00:16:17] 好汉英雄 [00:16:18] 我们扶着掌柜的起来行吗 [00:16:22] 没你们的事儿 [00:16:23] 你们随便吧 [00:16:25] 谢谢好汉英雄 [00:16:28] 哎哟 [00:16:29] 费了半天劲 [00:16:30] 把蒋门神从地上给收起来 [00:16:34] 这蒋门神惨透了 [00:16:38] 武松所要求的三件事 [00:16:40] 马上照办 [00:16:43] 先把快活林 [00:16:45] 头面人物100多号全请到这片树林 [00:16:51] 其实甭请这些人都来看热闹的 [00:16:54] 这一打招呼都来了 [00:16:57] 金眼彪施恩 [00:17:00] 在动手之前躲起来 [00:17:03] 最后 [00:17:03] 听说哥哥打了胜仗 [00:17:07] 把蒋门神制服了 [00:17:09] 师恩带着30 几名军汉和五六个徒弟也赶到了 [00:17:17] 一看哥哥跃武 [00:17:19] 扬威果然打了胜仗 [00:17:21] 经验镖 [00:17:22] 那太高兴了 [00:17:24] 人们全都到齐 [00:17:27] 武松叉着腰问蒋门神 [00:17:31] 人都到齐啦 [00:17:32] 你赶紧滚吧 [00:17:34] 我马上就赔礼 [00:17:35] 马上就赔礼 [00:17:39] 本来这小子都没有劲儿说话了 [00:17:42] 他没有办法把嘴一咧 [00:17:46] 先把嘴里的血沫子吐了几口 [00:17:53] 想请各位我讲中不人 [00:18:01] 我不应该多老 [00:18:03] 实际的财产