[00:00:00] Birthday Card (生日卡片) - Example (艾洛特·格里夫)
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[00:00:09] I was on my last warning from Mrs Example
[00:00:12] 我从我的太太那里得到警告
[00:00:12] Clean up my act stop being an asshole
[00:00:14] 要注意自己的举止，不再做混蛋
[00:00:14] Didn't help my debacle
[00:00:16] 这没能阻止我的堕落
[00:00:16] I'd just woken up from an all day
[00:00:17] 我会睡一整天再醒来
[00:00:17] All night filthy barkle
[00:00:19] 整个晚上都疯叫
[00:00:19] Something quite bait about today's date
[00:00:21] 今天是个特别的日子
[00:00:21] I'd was hard to locate I'd drunk too much Pernod
[00:00:24] 我找不到地方了，我喝了太多绿茴香酒
[00:00:24] Took another swipe with my Mach 3 Turbo
[00:00:26] 再用我的剃须刀好好刮一下脸
[00:00:26] Then it hit me like a raging inferno
[00:00:29] 然后一个可怕的想法袭上我心头
[00:00:29] I don't believe it I
[00:00:31] 真不敢相信
[00:00:31] Forgot her bloody birthday card
[00:00:33] 我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
[00:00:33] She won't be a happy girl
[00:00:36] 她会不高兴的
[00:00:36] Forgot her bloody birthday card
[00:00:39] 我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
[00:00:39] She's gonna scream and yell
[00:00:41] 她会大喊大叫的
[00:00:41] Forgot her bloody birthday card
[00:00:43] 我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
[00:00:43] She'll leave me man she might as well
[00:00:45] 她会离开我的，伙计，她不妨就这样做吧
[00:00:45] Forgot her bloody birthday card
[00:00:48] 我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
[00:00:48] I try to keep things relative
[00:00:49] 我试着回想事物之间的联系
[00:00:49] Never give to myself if I can
[00:00:51] 要是我能，就绝不往坏处想
[00:00:51] But I can only think negative
[00:00:53] 但我想到的只有消极面
[00:00:53] Used to tell her sh*t like I'd lost my pen
[00:00:55] 我以前告诉她，我的笔不见了
[00:00:55] Now there's a chance I'll never see her face again
[00:00:57] 现在有可能我再也见不到她了
[00:00:57] So I walk a fine line but it's not the end
[00:01:00] 所以我小心翼翼，但这不会是结局
[00:01:00] See I bought her a voucher for H and M
[00:01:02] 看啊，我给她买了HM的购物卡
[00:01:02] She can get a new skirt and she'll look the part
[00:01:05] 她可以买个新短裙，她貌似会这么做
[00:01:05] And if it don't work pour out my heart
[00:01:07] 要是这也没用，我就倾诉衷肠
[00:01:07] Look yeah
[00:01:08] 看啊，耶
[00:01:08] I'm going to be completely honest with you
[00:01:10] 我会完完全全地对你说实话
[00:01:10] You know I love you you know I respect you
[00:01:12] 你知道我爱你，你知道我尊重你
[00:01:12] At the end of the day a birthday card
[00:01:15] 一天都要结束了，却被一张生日卡片毁了
[00:01:15] It's just a piece of paper isn't it
[00:01:17] 那只是一张纸，不是吗
[00:01:17] In an envelope
[00:01:18] 只是张装在信封里的纸
[00:01:18] Yeah I know a voucher is a piece of paper too
[00:01:21] 耶，我知道购物卡也是一张纸
[00:01:21] Yeah but you can get a skirt with that
[00:01:23] 耶，但你用购物卡还能买条裙子呢
[00:01:23] Well you can get shoes then
[00:01:27] 你也可以买鞋
[00:01:27] Wait nah that's bullshit
[00:01:28] 等等，不行，这是鬼扯
[00:01:28] I can't do that
[00:01:29] 我不能这样做
[00:01:29] Can't sound like a wanker
[00:01:30] 我不能听起来跟个傻子一样
[00:01:30] A girly chat
[00:01:31] 跟一个搭讪的人一样
[00:01:31] So I gotta make a dash for the petrol station
[00:01:33] 所以我得去趟加油站了
[00:01:33] Cause their cards are perfect for any occasion
[00:01:36] 因为加油站有适用于任何场合的各种卡片
[00:01:36] I drop my razor and splash my boat
[00:01:38] 我扔下剃须刀，冲掉泡沫
[00:01:38] I grab some tracky-d's and a random coat
[00:01:41] 我随便穿了条trackyd的裤子和一件外套
[00:01:41] Then I'm on it with a wallet
[00:01:42] 接下来我带着钱包出发了
[00:01:42] And I hit the pavement
[00:01:43] 我上了人行道
[00:01:43] I'm running down the street with my face half shaven
[00:01:50] 我只刮了一半的脸就冲到街上去了
[00:01:50] I'm getting stronger and stronger my legs are burning
[00:01:53] 我跑得越来越快，我的双腿在燃烧
[00:01:53] There's still hope yet just a couple of turn-in's
[00:02:00] 还有希望，只要再转几个弯就到了
[00:02:00] See the longer I wander the more I scream
[00:02:02] 我走的路越长，就越是抓狂
[00:02:02] She gets here at 10 and it's quarter to
[00:02:05] 她10点会到这里，现在只剩下一刻钟时间了
[00:02:05] I don't believe it I
[00:02:07] 真不敢相信
[00:02:07] Forgot her bloody birthday card
[00:02:10] 我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
[00:02:10] She won't be a happy girl
[00:02:12] 她会不高兴的
[00:02:12] Forgot her bloody birthday card
[00:02:15] 我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
[00:02:15] She's gonna scream and yell
[00:02:17] 她会大喊大叫的
[00:02:17] Forgot her bloody birthday card
[00:02:19] 我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
[00:02:19] She'll leave me man she might as well
[00:02:21] 她会离开我的，伙计，她不妨就这样做吧
[00:02:21] Forgot her bloody birthday card
[00:02:24] 我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
[00:02:24] I get to the garage
[00:02:25] 我到了加油站
[00:02:25] Panic scanning the rack
[00:02:26] 慌忙地扫视着货架上的卡片
[00:02:26] 99 percent of the range is all crap
[00:02:29] 货架上所有的卡片上写的话都是扯淡
[00:02:29] Happy Birthday Dad Worlds Best Mother
[00:02:31] 生日快乐，老爹，世界最佳母亲
[00:02:31] I Love You Sister You're a Special Brother
[00:02:34] 姐姐我爱你，你是个特别的兄弟
[00:02:34] No other bloody card with a cover for a lover
[00:02:36] 没有一张是带着封面的情人卡片
[00:02:36] Plus I'm getting kinda stressed
[00:02:37] 加上我很有压力
[00:02:37] As I search for another
[00:02:38] 我正找着的时候
[00:02:38] But this one struck me
[00:02:39] 这张吸引了我
[00:02:39] It's pink and funky
[00:02:40] 它是粉色的，很活泼
[00:02:40] With a cartoon print of a drunken monkey
[00:02:48] 上面有一只喝醉的卡通猴子
[00:02:48] There's a chance I'll make it I'm nearly done
[00:02:50] 我还有机会做到，我快完成了
[00:02:50] I hand him the coins and it's time to run
[00:02:57] 我把硬币给售货员，该冲刺了
[00:02:57] Now it's 5 minutes too and I'm nearly home
[00:03:00] 现在还有5分钟，我就快到家了
[00:03:00] I feel a vibration and check my phone
[00:03:02] 我觉得手机在震，我查看了下
[00:03:02] The message reads
[00:03:03] 有条信息是这样的
[00:03:03] Honey I'll be there shortly
[00:03:05] 亲爱的，我很快就到了
[00:03:05] I just got off the bus and I've started walking
[00:03:07] 我刚下公交车，正在路上走着呢
[00:03:07] So like Kelly Holmes I sprint the home straight
[00:03:09] 所以我像运动员凯利霍尔摩斯一样直接往家冲刺
[00:03:09] I rip my tracky-d's as I hurdle the gate
[00:03:12] 我跳跃过大门时扯坏了我的trackyd裤子
[00:03:12] I crash through the door
[00:03:13] 我冲进房门
[00:03:13] I fall up the stairs
[00:03:14] 冲上楼梯
[00:03:14] Looking like I've been in intensive care
[00:03:17] 好像我是个精神病患者一样
[00:03:17] The Biro's f**ked the pencil's broken
[00:03:19] 比罗圆珠笔坏掉了，铅笔断了
[00:03:19] I grab a Magic Marker and write a token
[00:03:21] 我抓起一支记号笔，写下
[00:03:21] Of my appreciation for her
[00:03:24] 我对她的欣赏之词
[00:03:24] And the things that make her so perfect
[00:03:27] 和对她的完美的赞美之词
[00:03:27] S**t there's the bell
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