[00:00:00] The Humpty Dance (A Tribute To Digital Underground) - Ameritz - Tribute (阿莫瑞兹音乐) [00:00:12] All right stop whatcha doin cause I'm about to ruin [00:00:14] The image and the style that ya used to [00:00:16] I look funny but yo I'm makin money see [00:00:19] So yo world I hope you're ready for me [00:00:21] Now gather round I'm the new fool in town [00:00:23] And my sound's laid down by the Underground [00:00:26] I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf [00:00:28] So just let me introduce myself [00:00:29] My name is Humpty pronounced with a Umpty [00:00:33] Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee [00:00:35] All the rappers in the And top ten [00:00:37] Please allow me to bump thee [00:00:39] I'm steppin tall yall and just like Humpty Dumpty [00:00:42] You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me [00:00:44] I like to rhyme I like my beats funky [00:00:47] I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy [00:00:49] I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack [00:00:52] But sometimes I get ridiculous [00:00:54] I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice [00:00:56] Hey yo fat girl cmere are ya ticklish [00:00:58] Yeah I called ya fat look at me I'm skinny [00:01:00] It never stopped me from gettin busy [00:01:03] I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom [00:01:06] I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom [00:01:07] I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee [00:01:09] They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me [00:01:12] I'm still gettin in the girls pants [00:01:14] And I even got my own dance [00:01:16] The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [00:01:27] Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump [00:01:30] Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump [00:01:33] Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump [00:01:36] Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [00:01:40] People say "Yo Humpty you're really funny lookin" [00:01:44] That's all right cause I get things cookin [00:01:46] Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me [00:01:49] But ya can't get near me [00:01:50] I give em more see and on the floor B [00:01:53] All the girls they adore me [00:01:55] Oh yes ladies I'm really bein sincere [00:01:57] Cause in a 69 nose my will humpty tickle ya rear [00:01:59] My nose is big uh-uh I'm not ashamed [00:02:02] Big like a pickle I'm still gettin paid [00:02:04] I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge [00:02:07] Both how I'm livin and my nose is large [00:02:09] I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like Cupid [00:02:11] I use a word that don't mean nothin like looptid [00:02:13] I sang on do whutcha like and if ya missed it [00:02:16] I'm the one who said just grab em in the biscuits [00:02:18] Also told ya that I like to bite [00:02:20] Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write [00:02:24] All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance [00:02:26] And now I'm gonna do my dance [00:02:27] The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [00:02:31] Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump [00:02:35] Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump [00:02:39] Do ya know what I'm doin doin the Humpty Hump [00:02:42] Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [00:02:47] Oh yeah that's the break y'all [00:02:54] Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here [00:03:01] Oh yeah Now that I told ya a little bit about myself [00:03:04] Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance [00:03:06] It's real easy to do check it out [00:03:09] First I limp to the side like my leg was broken [00:03:13] Shakin and twitchin kinda like I was smokin [00:03:16] Crazy wack funky [00:03:16] People say ya look like M C Hammer on crack Humpty [00:03:20] That's all right cause my body's in motion [00:03:22] It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion [00:03:25] Anyone can play this game [00:03:27] This is my dance yall Humpty Hump's my name [00:03:29] No two people will do it the same [00:03:31] Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain [00:03:34] Humpin funkin jumpin jig around shakin ya rump [00:03:37] And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump 404

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