I'm Back (我回来了) - Straight Up Thats why they call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back Thats why they call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back Thats why they call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back Thats why they call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back I murder a rhyme One word at a time you never Heard of a mind as Perverted as mine you better Get rid of that nine it aingt gonna help What good's it gonna Do against a man that strangles himself I'm waiting for hell like hell shit I'm anxious as hell Manson you're safe in That cell thankful is jail I used to be my mommy's Little Angel at twelve At thirteen I was putting Shells in the gage on the shelf I used to get punked And bullied on my block Till I cut a kitten's head off And stuck it in this kid's mailbox I used to give a f**k Now I could give a f**k less What do I think of sucess It sucks too much press And stress too much zest And breasts too upset It's just too much mess I guess I must just blew up quick yes Grew up quick no Was raised right Whatever you say is wrong Whatever I say is right You think of my name Now whenever you say hi Became a commodity 'Cause i'm wag MTV was so friendly to me Can't wait 'till Kim sees me Now is it worth it Look at My life how is it perfect Read my lips bitch What My mouth isn't working You read this finger Oh it's upside down Here let me turn this Motherf**ker up right now Thats why they call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back Thats why they call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back Thats why they call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back Thats why they call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back I take each individual degenerate His head and reach into it Just to see if he's influenced By me if he listens to music And if he feeds into this shit He's an innocent victim And becomes a puppet On the string of my tennis shoe My name is Slim Shady I've been crazy way Before radio didn't play me The sensational Back it's the incredible With Ken Kaniff who Just finds the men edible It's Ken Kaniff on the internet Trying to lure your kids with him into bed It's a sick world we're Living in these days Slim for pete's sake put down Christopher Reeve's legs Geez you guys are so sensitive Slim it's a touchy subject try And just don't mention it Mind with no sense in it fried gets so frantic 'Cause eyes get so squinted I'm blind from smoke in 'em With my windows tinted with nine limos rented Doing lines of coke in 'em With a bunch of guys hopping out All high and dosing it And that's where I get my name from That's why they call me Thats why they call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back Thats why they call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back Thats why they call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back Thats why they call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back I take seven kids from Columbine and stand 'em all in line Add an AK fortyseven a revolver a nine A MAC 11 and this oughtta Solve this problem of mine And that's a whole school Of bullies shot up all of the time 'Cause I'm Shady they call me As crazy as this world was Over this whole yk thing and by the way N'Sync why do they sing Am I the only one who realizes they stink Should I dye my hair pink And care what y'all think Lip sync and buy a bigger size of ear rings That's why I tend to block out When I hear things 'Cause all these fans screaming is Making my ears ring So I just throw up the middle Finger and let it linger Longer than the rumor That I was sticking it to Christina 'Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz It'd be Jennifer Lopez and Puffy you know this Sorry Puff but I don't give A f**k if this chick was my own mother I'd still f**k her with no rubber and come inside her And have a son and a new brother At the same time And she said what the man What's my name That's why They call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back That's why they call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back That's why they call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back That's why they call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back Guess who's back Gue gue guess who's back Hi mom Guess who's back Gue gue guess who's back DTwelve Guess who's back Gue gue guess who's back