[00:00:00] The Real Slim Shady - Halloween Party Monsters
[00:00:02] May i have your attention please
[00:00:05] May i have your attention please
[00:00:07] Will the real slim shady please stand up
[00:00:09] I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up
[00:00:14] We're going to have a problem here
[00:00:18] Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
[00:00:20] Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
[00:00:23] Started whoopin her a** worse than before
[00:00:24] They first get divorced throwing her over furniture
[00:00:26] It's the return of the
[00:00:28] Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what i think he did did he
[00:00:32] And dr dre said
[00:00:33] Nothing you idiots dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement
[00:00:36] Feminist women love eminem
[00:00:37] Chicka chicka chicka slim shady i'm sick of him
[00:00:40] Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:00:42] Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
[00:00:44] Yea i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:00:47] But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
[00:00:50] Sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose
[00:00:52] But can't but its cool for tom green to hump a dead moose
[00:00:54] My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:00:56] And if i'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:00:59] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[00:01:01] And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is
[00:01:03] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[00:01:05] By the time they hit 4th grade
[00:01:06] They got the discovery channel don't they
[00:01:08] We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
[00:01:10] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[00:01:11] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[00:01:13] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[00:01:16] But if you feel like i feel i got the antidote
[00:01:18] Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
[00:01:22] I'm slim shady
[00:01:22] Yes i'm the real shady
[00:01:23] All you other slim shadys are just imitating
[00:01:26] So won't the real slim shady
[00:01:27] Please stand up please stand up please stand up
[00:01:31] Becuase i'm slim shady
[00:01:32] Yes i'm the real shady
[00:01:33] All you other slim shadys are just imitating
[00:01:35] So won't the real slim shady
[00:01:36] Please stand up please stand up please stand up
[00:01:40] Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[00:01:42] Well i do so f**k him and f**k you too
[00:01:44] You think i give a damm about a grammy
[00:01:46] Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
[00:01:49] But slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird
[00:01:51] Why so you guys can just lie to get me here
[00:01:53] So you can sit me here next to britney spears
[00:01:56] Sh*t christina aguilera better switch me chairs
[00:01:57] So i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst
[00:02:00] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[00:02:03] Little b**ch put me on blast on mtv
[00:02:05] Yeah he's cute but i think he's married to kim hehe
[00:02:07] I should download her audio on mp3
[00:02:09] And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd
[00:02:12] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
[00:02:15] So i've been sent here to destroy you
[00:02:16] And theres a million of us just like me
[00:02:18] Who cuss like me
[00:02:19] Who just don't give a f**k like me
[00:02:20] Who dress like me
[00:02:21] Walk talk and act like me
[00:02:22] It just might be the next best thing
[00:02:24] But not quite me
[00:02:25] I'm slim shady
[00:02:26] Yes i'm the real shady
[00:02:27] All you other slim shadys are just imitating
[00:02:29] So won't the real slim shady
[00:02:31] Please stand up please stand up please stand up
[00:02:34] Becuase i'm slim shady
[00:02:35] Yes i'm the real shady
[00:02:36] All you other slim shadys are just imitating
[00:02:39] So won't the real slim shady
[00:02:40] Please stand up please stand up please stand up
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