The Night Santa Went Crazy - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)
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Written by：Al Yankovic
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Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys
小精灵们在工厂里做玩具呢
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
送给非犹太族的乖女孩和非犹太族的乖男孩
When the boss busted in nearly scared them half to death
当老板破门而入时 差点吓死他们
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
他手里握着来复枪 一身廉价威士忌的酒气
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
从头到脚绑满了弹药
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
就像醉酒加肥版的圣诞史泰龙
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
他一边笑着 一边眨了眨眼 说
Merry Christmas to all
大家圣诞快乐
Now you're all gonna die
现在你们都去下地狱吧
The night Santa went crazy
那晚圣诞老人发疯了
The night Saint Nick went insane
那晚圣尼克失去理智了
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
他意识到自己需要被公平地对待
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
他的脑子里一定有根弦突然断了
Well the workshop is gone now he decided to bomb it
现在工厂没了 他决定炸了它
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
你会发现到处都是丘比特和彗星的残肢
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
他把助手五花大绑 拿小精灵当成人质
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
他还把可怜的鲁道夫碾成了驯鹿香肠
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
他用一把老旧的鲁格尔手枪干掉了舞蹈家和欢跃者
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
他就像弗莱迪古格一样 腰斩了猛冲者
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
接着他拿起喷火器烤熟了闪电
And he took a big bite and said It tastes just like chicken
他还大嚼了一口 说 鸡肉味
The night Santa went crazy
那晚圣诞老人发疯了
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
那晚奇斯克林格发疯了
Now you can hardly walk around the North Pole
现在你要是在北极闲逛
Without stepping in reindeer guts
很难踩不到驯鹿的内脏
There's the National Guard and the FBI
这来了国家警卫队和美国联邦调查局
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
还来了一车的目击者新闻社的人
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
直升机不断在上空盘旋
And the bullets are flyin' the body count's risin'
子弹满天乱飞 死亡人数成倍增长
And everyone's dyin' to know oh Santa why
所有人都想知道 圣诞老人 为什么
My my my my my my
我无从得知
You used to be such a jolly guy
你从前是个多么愉快的家伙
Yes Virginia Now Santa is dead
没错 弗吉尼亚州 圣诞老人就在那逝去
Some guy
一些
From the swat team blew a hole through his head
来自特警队的人 在他的头上打了一个洞
Yes little friend now that's his brains on the floor
是的 小朋友 现在 在地上的残骸是他的脑子
I guess they won't have the fat guy kicking around anymore
我想他们不会再让那个胖子踢了
But now there's no more presents for children's enjoyment
但是现在没有更多的礼物给孩子们玩耍了
And the Elves have to stand in the line and file for unemployment
精灵们必须站在队伍里 为失业填写文件
And they say Mrs. Clause she's on the phone every night
他们说的克劳斯太太 每天晚上都在打电话
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
与她的律师谈判电影版权
They're talkin' 'bout
他们都在讲
The night Santa went crazy
那晚圣诞老人发疯了
The night Saint Nicholas flipped
圣尼古拉斯变脸了
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
为了点牛奶和饼干大打出手
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
在我看来他只是厌倦了被敲诈
Wo oh the night Santa went crazy
那晚圣诞老人发疯了
The night Saint Nick went insane
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