[00:00:00] The Night Santa Went Crazy - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:00:01] // [00:00:01] Written by：Al Yankovic [00:00:16] // [00:00:16] Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys [00:00:20] 小精灵们在工厂里做玩具呢 [00:00:20] For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys [00:00:24] 送给非犹太族的乖女孩和非犹太族的乖男孩 [00:00:24] When the boss busted in nearly scared them half to death [00:00:28] 当老板破门而入时 差点吓死他们 [00:00:28] Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath [00:00:32] 他手里握着来复枪 一身廉价威士忌的酒气 [00:00:32] From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo [00:00:36] 从头到脚绑满了弹药 [00:00:36] Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo [00:00:40] 就像醉酒加肥版的圣诞史泰龙 [00:00:40] And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye [00:00:44] 他一边笑着 一边眨了眨眼 说 [00:00:44] Merry Christmas to all [00:00:46] 大家圣诞快乐 [00:00:46] Now you're all gonna die [00:00:48] 现在你们都去下地狱吧 [00:00:48] The night Santa went crazy [00:00:52] 那晚圣诞老人发疯了 [00:00:52] The night Saint Nick went insane [00:00:56] 那晚圣尼克失去理智了 [00:00:56] Realized he'd been getting a raw deal [00:01:00] 他意识到自己需要被公平地对待 [00:01:00] Something finally must have snapped in his brain [00:01:05] 他的脑子里一定有根弦突然断了 [00:01:05] Well the workshop is gone now he decided to bomb it [00:01:09] 现在工厂没了 他决定炸了它 [00:01:09] Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet [00:01:13] 你会发现到处都是丘比特和彗星的残肢 [00:01:13] And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage [00:01:16] 他把助手五花大绑 拿小精灵当成人质 [00:01:16] And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage [00:01:21] 他还把可怜的鲁道夫碾成了驯鹿香肠 [00:01:21] He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger [00:01:25] 他用一把老旧的鲁格尔手枪干掉了舞蹈家和欢跃者 [00:01:25] And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger [00:01:29] 他就像弗莱迪古格一样 腰斩了猛冲者 [00:01:29] And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen [00:01:33] 接着他拿起喷火器烤熟了闪电 [00:01:33] And he took a big bite and said It tastes just like chicken [00:01:37] 他还大嚼了一口 说 鸡肉味 [00:01:37] The night Santa went crazy [00:01:41] 那晚圣诞老人发疯了 [00:01:41] The night Kris Kringle went nuts [00:01:44] 那晚奇斯克林格发疯了 [00:01:44] Now you can hardly walk around the North Pole [00:01:49] 现在你要是在北极闲逛 [00:01:49] Without stepping in reindeer guts [00:01:53] 很难踩不到驯鹿的内脏 [00:01:53] There's the National Guard and the FBI [00:02:00] 这来了国家警卫队和美国联邦调查局 [00:02:00] There's a van from the Eyewitness News [00:02:03] 还来了一车的目击者新闻社的人 [00:02:03] And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky [00:02:07] 直升机不断在上空盘旋 [00:02:07] And the bullets are flyin' the body count's risin' [00:02:11] 子弹满天乱飞 死亡人数成倍增长 [00:02:11] And everyone's dyin' to know oh Santa why [00:02:18] 所有人都想知道 圣诞老人 为什么 [00:02:18] My my my my my my [00:02:21] 我无从得知 [00:02:21] You used to be such a jolly guy [00:02:32] 你从前是个多么愉快的家伙 [00:02:32] Yes Virginia Now Santa is dead [00:02:36] 没错 弗吉尼亚州 圣诞老人就在那逝去 [00:02:36] Some guy [00:02:36] 一些 [00:02:36] From the swat team blew a hole through his head [00:02:40] 来自特警队的人 在他的头上打了一个洞 [00:02:40] Yes little friend now that's his brains on the floor [00:02:44] 是的 小朋友 现在 在地上的残骸是他的脑子 [00:02:44] I guess they won't have the fat guy kicking around anymore [00:02:48] 我想他们不会再让那个胖子踢了 404

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