[00:00:00] Lame Claim to Fame - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:00:13] 腾讯享有翻译作品的著作权 [00:00:13] One time I was in the checkout line [00:00:16] 有一次我正排队付款 [00:00:16] Behind Steven Seagal [00:00:20] 史蒂文·席格就排我前面 [00:00:20] Once I'm pretty sure Mr Jonah Hill [00:00:24] 还有一次 我确定乔纳·希尔 [00:00:24] Was in the very next bathroom stall [00:00:28] 就在隔壁的浴室 [00:00:28] My best friend's brother [00:00:31] 我好基友的哥哥 [00:00:31] Well he was an extra in Wayne's World 2 [00:00:35] 好吧 他是反斗智多星2的临演 [00:00:35] My neighbour's baby sitter [00:00:37] 我邻居的保姆 [00:00:37] Dated three of the guys in Motley Crue [00:00:42] 跟乐队Motley Crue中的三个家伙都约会过 [00:00:42] I swear Jack Nicholson [00:00:45] 我发誓 杰克·尼科尔森 [00:00:45] Looked right at me at a Laker's game [00:00:48] 在湖人队的比赛中见过我 [00:00:48] I got a lame [00:00:52] 我默默无名 [00:00:52] Lame claim to fame [00:00:59] 名不见经传 [00:00:59] Check it out I bought a second hand toaster [00:01:03] 听好 我从个自称认识布拉德·皮特的家伙手里 [00:01:03] From a guy who says he knows Brad Pitt [00:01:06] 买了一台二手的烤箱 [00:01:06] I got me an email from the prince of Nigeria [00:01:10] 还收过尼日利亚王子发我的电邮 [00:01:10] Well he sure sounded legit [00:01:13] 额 他听起来像是守法公民 [00:01:13] My sister used to take piano lessons [00:01:16] 我妹妹曾经上过 [00:01:16] From the second cousin of Ralph Nader [00:01:20] 拉尔夫·纳德小表弟的钢琴课 [00:01:20] Last year I threw up in an elevator [00:01:25] 去年我在电梯里呕吐的那一次 [00:01:25] Next to Christian Slater [00:01:27] 克里斯汀·史莱特就在我旁边 [00:01:27] Well guess what my birthday and Kim Kardashian's [00:01:32] 你猜怎么着 我和金·卡戴珊 [00:01:32] Are exactly the same [00:01:35] 差不多同一天生日 [00:01:35] I got a lame [00:01:37] 我默默无名 [00:01:37] Lame claim to fame [00:01:41] 名不见经传 [00:01:41] A really lame [00:01:44] 特别的默默无名 [00:01:44] Lame clain to fame [00:01:49] 名不见经传 [00:01:49] Once at a party my dentist accidentally [00:01:53] 曾在一次聚会上 我的牙医 [00:01:53] Sneezed on Russell Crowe [00:01:56] 不小心朝罗素·克洛打喷嚏 [00:01:56] I posted first in the comments [00:01:59] 我第一个在YouTube视频 [00:01:59] On a YouTube video [00:02:03] 发表评论 [00:02:03] I tried to sit by Steve Buscemi [00:02:06] 我曾想坐在史蒂夫·布西密身旁 [00:02:06] But he told me this seat's taken [00:02:10] 但他告诉我这个座位已有人 [00:02:10] I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy [00:02:13] 我认识一个家伙 那个家伙认识 [00:02:13] Who know a guy who knows a guy who knows Kevin Bacon [00:02:25] 我认识一个那个家伙认识凯文·贝肯的家伙 [00:02:25] I had a car that used to belong [00:02:28] 我曾有辆车 [00:02:28] To Cuba Gooding Jr 's uncle [00:02:32] 那车曾是小库珀·古丁是我叔叔是我座驾 [00:02:32] A friend of mine in high school [00:02:34] 我的一个高中同学 [00:02:34] Had jury duty with Art Garfunkel [00:02:38] 曾跟阿特·加芬克尔同个陪审团共事 [00:02:38] One time I was staying in the same hotel [00:02:42] 有一次我和佐伊·丹斯切尔 [00:02:42] As Zooey Deschanel [00:02:45] 住在同间酒店 [00:02:45] I used the same napkin dispenser [00:02:47] 在塔可钟吃东西时 [00:02:47] As Steve Carell at a Taco Bell [00:02:53] 我和史蒂夫·卡瑞尔用同牌子的纸巾 [00:02:53] I don't mean to brag but [00:02:54] 我可不是吹牛 [00:02:54] Paul Giamatti's plumber knows me by name [00:02:59] 保罗·吉亚玛提的水管工都知道我的大名字 [00:02:59] I got a lame [00:03:02] 我默默无名 [00:03:02] Lame claim to fame [00:03:06] 名不见经传 [00:03:06] A really lame [00:03:09] 特别的默默无名 404

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