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[00:00:01] 贾明和肖银龙
[00:00:05] 正遇上临时配合方程
[00:00:10] 听他们俩商议
[00:00:13] 要入伙二龙山
[00:00:16] 投靠金面太岁程世俊
[00:00:21] 等人家走了
[00:00:23] 假名无横装
[00:00:25] 横埋怨消银龙
[00:00:28] 全怪你
[00:00:32] 我瞪眼看他们溜走了
[00:00:35] 本来我想伸手拿贼
[00:00:37] 结果因为你胆儿小
[00:00:39] 全耽误到你身上了
[00:00:43] 消银龙一乐
[00:00:45] 我贾大哥
[00:00:46] 你装什么虾米
[00:00:49] 你这套跟谁使啊
[00:00:52] 你有那能耐吗
[00:00:54] 我就叫你抓
[00:00:55] 你能抓住谁
[00:00:57] 还不得把你命搭上
[00:01:00] 嗯
[00:01:01] 行行行
[00:01:01] 咱甭抬杠
[00:01:03] 能看他们走吗
[00:01:05] 站在活得更长
[00:01:08] 看看他们究竟是上没上二龙山
[00:01:13] 哎他俩正胡猜乱想的这个时候
[00:01:18] 就听见脚步声音
[00:01:21] 坟地啊
[00:01:22] 又来人了
[00:01:25] 哥俩吓的一缩脖
[00:01:27] 躲到供桌底下
[00:01:31] 坟头那边有人咳嗽了两声
[00:01:35] 额
[00:01:35] 呵呵哼哼
[00:01:37] 嗯
[00:01:39] 哎
[00:01:40] 谢谢
[00:01:44] 坐在那边歇着
[00:01:46] 什么人不清楚
[00:01:49] 贾明新说
[00:01:51] 这块坟地还挺有风水啊
[00:01:54] 都往这儿凑
[00:01:56] 这是谁得弄清楚
[00:02:00] 萧云龙生气了
[00:02:01] 不理他
[00:02:03] 假名轻轻地爬上坟头
[00:02:07] 到了最高的地方
[00:02:08] 探头往对面儿看
[00:02:11] 您的坟头太大
[00:02:14] 不看则可
[00:02:15] 假名一看
[00:02:16] 吓得一缩脖子
[00:02:18] 哧溜
[00:02:20] 出了下来了
[00:02:22] 消银龙刚想问他怎么回事儿
[00:02:26] 贾明把消银龙的嘴给堵上
[00:02:32] 两个人压低了声音
[00:02:36] 萧云龙就问
[00:02:37] 怎么啦
[00:02:39] 疑神疑鬼
[00:02:40] 变毛变色的哎
[00:02:43] 说小龙
[00:02:44] 你猜那边谁来了谁
[00:02:48] 正是我三大爷要找的那个凶僧啊
[00:02:54] 火烧胜基在大闹新房那个凶和尚就是他
[00:03:01] 你看准了一点儿
[00:03:03] 不打错了
[00:03:05] 你想啊
[00:03:06] 那天晚上
[00:03:07] 我闹新房钻到床底下去了
[00:03:11] 这和尚带着包金和面具进了新房
[00:03:17] 你说他安的什么心啊
[00:03:19] 内内那时候盛福他媳妇儿一扎呼
[00:03:23] 我把他脚脖子拽住了
[00:03:26] 往床底一震
[00:03:27] 他摔个跟头内突
[00:03:30] 脑袋正碰弹筒上头
[00:03:32] 呃
[00:03:33] 包金也掉了
[00:03:34] 面罩也掉了
[00:03:36] 我看得清清楚楚
[00:03:38] 为了抓他
[00:03:40] 我们俩在院里滚打多时
[00:03:42] 那还错得了吗
[00:03:45] 是吗
[00:03:46] 我看看
[00:03:48] 消银龙仗着胆子爬上坟头
[00:03:53] 探身行往那边看
[00:03:57] 一按地上放着蒲团
[00:04:01] 做这个高大的胸声
[00:04:04] 这凶僧无心
[00:04:06] 朝天闭目养神
[00:04:09] 脑袋瓜锃明刷亮
[00:04:12] 受着梅花戒
[00:04:14] 上窄下宽
[00:04:16] 都脸蛋子
[00:04:18] 面赛滨州铁
[00:04:21] 长得相貌十分狰狞啊
[00:04:24] 半夜
[00:04:25] 前日见到他都得吓个跟头
[00:04:28] 但是身体胖啦
[00:04:31] 旁边放着镔铁连环铲和一个黄布兜子
[00:04:39] 消银龙看罢多时
[00:04:41] 出溜下来了
[00:04:43] 我看准了
[00:04:44] 是他一点儿都不带错的
[00:04:47] 那怎么办
[00:04:49] 我我这和尚可厉害呀
[00:04:51] 又会打暗器
[00:04:53] 能耐也大
[00:04:55] 要不是仗着剩下寨人多呀
[00:04:57] 真就捂扯不住他
[00:04:59] 我我我
[00:05:01] 咱得想个办法
[00:05:03] 逢强智取
[00:05:05] 遇弱活擒
[00:05:07] 那么一说
[00:05:08] 怎么遇弱活景
[00:05:11] 哎
[00:05:11] 哎
[00:05:11] 你
[00:05:12] 你带来那飞爪没带来了爵士
[00:05:15] 不废话
[00:05:17] 那是刚的能不接生
[00:05:20] 你抓一头
[00:05:21] 我抓一头
[00:05:23] 咱们爬上坟头嗨网个套儿
[00:05:27] 往下一续本
[00:05:29] 给脖子给他勒上
[00:05:32] 你拽一头儿
[00:05:32] 我拽一头儿
[00:05:33] 咱俩两头一使劲儿
[00:05:35] 哎呀
[00:05:37] 愿意
[00:05:40] 或者累个半死
[00:05:41] 不拉活儿
[00:05:42] 像拖死狗一样把它拖回房间局
[00:05:46] 交给我三大爷
[00:05:48] 嗯
[00:05:50] 能行
[00:05:51] 差不多
[00:05:53] 你怕什么的
[00:05:55] 好
[00:05:56] 咱就下手
[00:05:58] 这小哥俩就准备好了
[00:06:01] 萧云龙把飞爪轻轻地取出来
[00:06:05] 那非抓到一丈多长啊
[00:06:08] 涛个人还不容易吗
[00:06:12] 两个人做好了准备
[00:06:13] 又爬上坟头
[00:06:16] 那和尚毫无觉察
[00:06:19] 正在闭目养神
[00:06:23] 说到这
[00:06:24] 咱得介绍一下
[00:06:27] 贾明儿说
[00:06:28] 这和尚是他们
[00:06:30] 呃
[00:06:30] 正式一点儿都不假
[00:06:32] 别看假苗姆狗眼看的倍儿准
[00:06:37] 那么说了半天
[00:06:38] 这和尚是谁啊
[00:06:40] 这和尚挺了不起
[00:06:42] 出家在河南登封搞嵩山
[00:06:45] 少林总院就是少林寺
[00:06:50] 少林寺的老当家的最高的头领
[00:06:55] 事空空罗汉
[00:06:57] 叫空空啊
[00:07:00] 老罗汉呢
[00:07:01] 有八大弟子
[00:07:03] 叫八大名声
[00:07:06] 第四个徒弟叫雪练
[00:07:08] 金刚B 和声
[00:07:11] 老四
[00:07:13] 能力最大
[00:07:15] 空空和尚最喜欢他
[00:07:19] 后来这空空啊
[00:07:21] 岁数也太大了
[00:07:23] 隐居的深山
[00:07:25] 灵隐寺不露面儿的
[00:07:28] 把少林寺交给八大名僧
[00:07:31] 主要的交给雪练金刚B 和僧
[00:07:35] 让他主持少林寺
[00:07:38] 老四是当家人
[00:07:41] 那么B 和僧也有八个徒弟
[00:07:45] 号称小八的名声
[00:07:48] 其中的老五
[00:07:51] 人送绰号叫恶面
[00:07:53] 如来fa do
[00:07:56] 就这和尚叫恶面如来
[00:07:59] 你看长得多凶啊
[00:08:01] 法号叫法都
[00:08:04] 说起少林派
[00:08:07] 那是无数头一个大派别
[00:08:11] 当时啊
[00:08:12] 分五宗
[00:08:13] 13 派
[00:08:14] 81 门户
[00:08:16] 这是笼统的一个称呼
[00:08:19] 实质上不只是这些
[00:08:23] 这五大派别的头一派就少林
[00:08:28] 第二是武当
[00:08:30] 第三是昆仑
[00:08:32] 第四是峨眉
[00:08:35] 第五是莲花之五大派
[00:08:39] 其他的猪
[00:08:40] 什么天山派呀
[00:08:42] 黑风派这派那派D 那
[00:08:46] 那都不算数
[00:08:48] 这五大派是正宗少林
[00:08:52] 名列榜首
[00:08:54] 少林的功夫名扬天下
[00:08:57] 以硬功和气功为主
[00:09:01] 所以这个b he said 也好
[00:09:03] 法度何时也好
[00:09:05] 都有能耐
[00:09:07] 单说这个恶面
[00:09:09] 如来法度
[00:09:11] 他为什么闹新房火烧剩几袋呢
[00:09:15] 总得有点原因吧
[00:09:18] 原来她跟圣婴无仇无恨
[00:09:21] 什么瓜葛都没有
[00:09:24] 但是他有个最要好的朋友
[00:09:28] 这个最好的朋友是个出家的老道
[00:09:32] 要九元真人
[00:09:34] 司马超
[00:09:38] 原来在对嵩山大债主刘世英手下
[00:09:42] 身为军师
[00:09:45] 咱们前文书说了
[00:09:48] 群雄大破对苏珊
[00:09:52] 上扬磕头的把兄弟
[00:09:55] 孔华
[00:09:55] 杨孔爷
[00:09:58] 外号
[00:09:58] 人称活的真君
[00:10:01] 用火要活活的烧死司马超
[00:10:06] 这书咱说过了
[00:10:08] 不必重塑
[00:10:10] 这事儿过去了
[00:10:12] 消息传开
[00:10:14] 传到嵩山少林寺法度耳朵里
[00:10:18] 一开始法都不相信
[00:10:21] 后来一了解
[00:10:22] 是真的
[00:10:25] 呃呃面如来是火往上撞
[00:10:28] 弥陀佛
[00:10:31] 圣婴孔华阳
[00:10:34] 你们手段太残忍点
[00:10:38] 怎么能把武林同道用火活活的烧死呢
[00:10:42] 哎
[00:10:44] 是可忍
[00:10:45] 孰不可忍
[00:10:47] 我跟司马倒也一个头磕在地上
[00:10:51] 我们俩交情十分好
[00:10:53] 他死的这么惨
[00:10:55] 我岂能袖手旁观呢
[00:10:58] Fa do 1怒之下下了少林寺
[00:11:02] 赶奔盛家寨去给司马超报仇
[00:11:07] 说来也巧
[00:11:09] 正赶上老盛家办喜事
[00:11:14] 故此
[00:11:15] 她要以牙还牙
[00:11:17] 火烧盛家寨
[00:11:20] 另外
[00:11:21] 我闹新房
[00:11:23] 我把新娘子给杀了
[00:11:26] 让你们这个喜事变成丧事
[00:11:30] 好
[00:11:30] 给我的好朋友报仇出气
[00:11:33] 他安的是这心
[00:11:36] 结果事情不凑巧
[00:11:38] 假名在床底下
[00:11:39] 一拉脚脖子
[00:11:40] 把它摔了个跟头
[00:11:42] 两个人轱辘到院去了
[00:11:44] 要按说假名D 能耐
[00:11:47] 怎么跟法都比不成比例
[00:11:50] 但是呢
[00:11:52] 是在老盛家里头群雄大聚会
[00:11:57] 这和尚有点打怵
[00:11:59] 没得施展
[00:12:01] 见识不好
[00:12:02] 他跑了
[00:12:04] 这就是以往的经过
[00:12:07] 那么法都跑了
[00:12:08] 没回少林寺
[00:12:11] 觉着这口气没出来
[00:12:13] 虽然烧了点儿房子
[00:12:15] 那算什么呢
[00:12:17] 老剩下也没死人
[00:12:19] 孔华阳也没事儿
[00:12:20] 圣婴也没事儿
[00:12:22] 这这我不能回少林寺
[00:12:25] 多攒
[00:12:26] 逮住这俩人把他们整死
[00:12:29] 我在回松山
[00:12:31] 他安的这个心
[00:12:32] 他也准知道
[00:12:33] 老盛也玩不了
[00:12:35] 到处的找她
[00:12:37] 她也想找一个立足之地
[00:12:40] 上哪儿去呢
[00:12:42] 今儿个走的这坟地
[00:12:44] 坐着虾琢磨
[00:12:46] 心里正盘算着
[00:12:47] 哎
[00:12:49] 往东南走不远有座二龙山
[00:12:53] 二龙山大寨主金面太岁常识
[00:12:57] 俊是我图只是我侄儿
[00:13:02] 我投奔他去
[00:13:04] 他肯定得双手欢迎
[00:13:07] 我在那立住身子
[00:13:09] 借助他的力量找老匹夫圣婴和孔华阳报仇
[00:13:15] 他心里啊
[00:13:16] 正盘算这个事儿
[00:13:18] 他没想到坟头那边有他的仇人
[00:13:25] 再说假名和肖银龙
[00:13:28] 把非抓准备好咯
[00:13:31] 俩打手是不能说话
[00:13:34] 一说话让人听见怎么办
[00:13:38] 萧云龙爬上坟头
[00:13:41] 瞄准了把这套儿往下一扔
[00:13:46] 手划来
[00:13:49] 套了个准的
[00:13:51] 正好把恶面如来罚都肉头肉脑给套上
[00:13:58] 这一套上消银龙跟假名相互一使劲儿往两头赠啊
[00:14:04] 兄弟使劲儿
[00:14:06] 大哥使劲嗨
[00:14:12] 这下可要了命了
[00:14:15] 有道是明枪易躲
[00:14:17] 暗箭难防啊
[00:14:21] 这偷着下手
[00:14:23] 这玩意受得了吗
[00:14:25] 老虎还有打盹的时候
[00:14:28] 法都能耐再大
[00:14:30] 没防备他这一手
[00:14:33] 就觉着这脖子不得劲儿
[00:14:35] 冰凉绑硬
[00:14:37] 豆豆明白过来
[00:14:39] 这扣开始往里缩了
[00:14:43] 哎呀
[00:14:46] 把他俩眼珠子嘞D 都冒出来了
[00:14:49] 舌头也往外拱
[00:14:53] 七窍都往外冒热气
[00:14:57] 这俩小伙子使上劲儿
[00:14:59] 那劲儿也不小啊
[00:15:01] 可是法都少林和尚少林的硬功
[00:15:07] 举世无双
[00:15:09] 气功练得好
[00:15:12] 你看刚才他没注意
[00:15:14] 讲不了了
[00:15:15] 现在住上一了
[00:15:17] 再看大和尚把舌头缩回来
[00:15:20] 舌尖顶住上牙堂
[00:15:22] 使用少林的硬气功啊嗨
[00:15:31] 这个脖子啊
[00:15:34] 开始粗
[00:15:37] 播
[00:15:37] 但聪他一波脑袋
[00:15:39] 咔啪一声
[00:15:42] 把非抓的链子给崩折了
[00:15:46] 得多大的劲儿
[00:15:48] 消银龙和假名的乐子大了
[00:15:52] 两头赠用力过猛
[00:15:55] 一旦这一折了
[00:15:57] 俩人儿收不住脚了啊
[00:15:58] 等等等等
[00:16:00] 噗通
[00:16:00] 等等等等
[00:16:01] 噗通
[00:16:03] 俩人全躺下了
[00:16:07] 单说大合唱发布
[00:16:10] 把脖子上的链子撕掉了
[00:16:13] 用手一摸
[00:16:14] 哎哟
[00:16:16] 肉皮都给累秃噜了
[00:16:19] 这大深沟可挺深呢
[00:16:22] 这要不是我会功夫
[00:16:23] 今儿非被勒死不可
[00:16:26] 他定了定神
[00:16:27] 伸手把镔铁连环铲抄起来了
[00:16:32] 什么人
[00:16:34] 弥勒佛
[00:16:39] 这会儿消银龙假名
[00:16:42] 俩人也站起来各拉兵刃
[00:16:47] 一个是一对判官双笔
[00:16:49] 一个是一字镔铁杵啊
[00:16:53] 你叫唤什么啊
[00:16:54] 甲之颜在此
[00:16:57] 小贝
[00:16:58] 你是什么人啊
[00:17:00] 哎哟
[00:17:02] 我说你装糊涂啊还是怎么的
[00:17:06] 翻开你那狗眼
[00:17:08] 好好看看
[00:17:09] 你不认识我
[00:17:11] 哦
[00:17:13] 你是假名哎
[00:17:15] 对喽
[00:17:17] 你才认出我来
[00:17:19] 咱们俩折腾过一次
[00:17:21] 你都忘光了
[00:17:23] 我说
[00:17:23] 好和尚
[00:17:25] 你火烧剩下
[00:17:26] 债大闹新房
[00:17:29] 你都损透了
[00:17:31] 今儿个咱们狭路相逢
[00:17:34] 我要拿你到衙门打官司
[00:17:38] 你放火烧人家良民的家宅什么心
[00:17:43] 按照国法从严处置
[00:17:47] 这个假名儿还会甩关词
[00:17:51] 大和尚心里发虚啊
[00:17:54] 舞动兵器
[00:17:56] 跟肖妍蓉和贾明斗在一块儿
[00:18:01] 这个和尚
[00:18:01] 按理说这功夫可不低
[00:18:04] 野蛮说他们俩四个也未必是他的对手
[00:18:09] 但您别忘了
[00:18:10] 这个假名的假得坏
[00:18:13] 一边儿打着假名儿
[00:18:15] 一边儿瞎叫唤
[00:18:18] 好和尚
[00:18:19] 你小子还往哪儿跑
[00:18:21] 我们已经布下天罗地网
[00:18:24] 三大爷三大爷剩一
[00:18:27] 你把那标准备好了
[00:18:29] 你打他的眼镜
[00:18:31] 和尚一听
[00:18:32] U 胜英也来了
[00:18:34] 在哪儿藏着呢
[00:18:36] 他达标打得可准呢
[00:18:38] 只打我眼睛上
[00:18:39] 我就玩完了
[00:18:42] 在哪呢
[00:18:43] 找不着他就分散精力
[00:18:46] 一会儿
[00:18:46] 假名又喊
[00:18:48] 啊
[00:18:48] 我说大头剑客夏侯商元
[00:18:51] 你呢
[00:18:51] 在那树上可坐稳当啊
[00:18:54] 我们打着打着
[00:18:55] 你冷不丁往下一纵
[00:18:57] 抓住这个凶僧
[00:19:01] 发毒已经杀
[00:19:04] 夏侯商元也在这儿呢
[00:19:06] 可要了我的命
[00:19:08] 内大脑壳可惹不起呀
[00:19:12] 我们少林派的
[00:19:14] 听见她的名字都脑仁儿疼
[00:19:17] 草在树上呢
[00:19:20] 他偷眼往树上看
[00:19:22] 没人儿啊
[00:19:23] 分散精力
[00:19:26] 假名又喊
[00:19:27] Aa 5 叔
[00:19:29] 我我讲古书
[00:19:30] 您把您的棍子准备好了啊
[00:19:33] 照他那后脑勺砸
[00:19:36] 一下就给它砸漏了
[00:19:38] 哎
[00:19:38] 对了
[00:19:39] 对对对
[00:19:40] 你攒足劲儿
[00:19:41] 六叔把您的保健准备好了
[00:19:44] 给他来个大开膛
[00:19:48] 消银龙一瓶的了呀
[00:19:51] 听说贾大哥真够坏的
[00:19:54] 哪那么多科埃达打仗穷白话
[00:19:59] 一想也对
[00:20:01] 这叫逢强智取
[00:20:03] 遇弱活擒
[00:20:06] 可因为她老喊
[00:20:08] 都是空的
[00:20:09] 和尚一看
[00:20:10] 哦
[00:20:11] 吓唬我
[00:20:12] 没那么大懂事儿
[00:20:13] 好小子
[00:20:14] 你损透了
[00:20:18] 他笨
[00:20:18] 假名消银龙上来
[00:20:20] 他笨消银龙
[00:20:21] 假名儿上来
[00:20:23] 这叫双拳难敌四手
[00:20:26] 这还不说假名
[00:20:28] 坏到一定程度了
[00:20:30] 打着打着往旁边一看
[00:20:33] 旁边一堆土
[00:20:35] 不知道什么人在这儿溜达
[00:20:38] 假名蹭蹭窜过去了
[00:20:41] 把手绢儿拽出来
[00:20:43] 包了一包土
[00:20:45] 转身奔法都来了
[00:20:47] 和尚
[00:20:48] 你吃点儿花椒
[00:20:50] 面铺这家喷过来
[00:20:54] 把法都呛的眼睛也睁不开了
[00:20:57] 鼻子眼儿
[00:20:58] 嘴里
[00:20:59] 耳朵眼儿全是土了
[00:21:00] Pa a 陀佛呢
[00:21:04] 那玩意没用
[00:21:07] 法都遗憾呢
[00:21:08] 不好
[00:21:09] 我要吃亏
[00:21:11] 今天非叫这俩鬼把我缠住不可
[00:21:14] 哎呀
[00:21:16] 我跟他们斗
[00:21:17] 什么36计
[00:21:19] 走为上策
[00:21:20] 干脆奔我的二龙山
[00:21:24] 和尚也跑了
[00:21:26] 等跑了之后
[00:21:27] 假名这个了呀
[00:21:29] 我说
[00:21:29] 兄弟
[00:21:31] 看着你哥哥这两下子
[00:21:33] 真是无敌大将军智谋过人呢
[00:21:38] 萧云龙乐的眼泪都出来
[00:21:41] 贾大哥
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