[00:00:00] A hem [00:00:01] What we have here is a very serious delicate situation [00:00:05] Lots of people out here always ridin the d**k hmmph [00:00:09] But check this out [00:00:10] I like your style I like your stride [00:00:13] And I like your motivation [00:00:15] But the Late Show we ain't standin for that s**t [00:00:17] So my man right here he wrote a little song about it [00:00:19] Why don't you sing it [00:00:20] Common [00:00:20] Ring the alarm here co check it out [00:00:25] Ring the alarm here comes the Com [00:00:28] Call me Mr Hollywood [00:00:30] On the Goodship Lollipop [00:00:33] POP goes the lolli lolli for I'm the Jolly [00:00:35] Good Fellow he LLO Is anybody there [00:00:39] I'm not a step so don't stare [00:00:41] Because I Rock well I always feel like [00:00:43] I always feel like Somebody's Watchin Me [00:00:45] Ooh Somebody's Watchin Me [00:00:46] It's gotta be that that that that n***a that sweat my s**t [00:00:48] I say say say Black get off the 'zack [00:00:50] You block my urinal tract [00:00:51] I gotta go pee pee yo you don't know me [00:00:53] You're just a New Kid on My Jock tip seekin and you're phony [00:00:56] It's my little pony and you cannot get a ride [00:00:59] So when you see me homey just please just step aside [00:01:01] Step aside not talkin wlidside I'm comin from the Southside [00:01:04] Where the ruffnecks reign if you can't stand it don't go outside [00:01:07] Cause it's hot I got the stuff to call your bluff and pull your card [00:01:09] And nowadays it's all these d**k kids that wanna be hard [00:01:12] You're FRAUDULENT I can tell a P***y by his scent [00:01:15] So sorry but the van got tipped [00:01:17] And out is how I'm lookin I'm lookin out for my people [00:01:19] I'm fly like I'm fly like but me don't have no eagle [00:01:22] Beat the beater with the juice how far would you go to [00:01:24] You're never gonna get it woo wooh wooh WOOH *sings like En Vogue* [00:01:27] You wasn't down from the Jump so why you wanna Kris Kross [00:01:30] You no business buyin insecure junkyard motherf**ker [00:01:33] Get lost cause youse a sucker [00:01:45] Common [00:02:01] We really lucky we got em you can spot em [00:02:03] From a distance now let's just say FOR INSTANCE [00:02:05] You got a crank gettin ganked for his bank by some snake [00:02:08] Little wench is you is or is you ain't [00:02:11] The suck errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr [00:02:13] You gotta gotta be gotta be to let the s**t occur [00:02:16] Gettin pimped by a h*e that ain't too proud to beg for your dough [00:02:19] She get your money mo money mo money money mo [00:02:21] I couldn't go out like that if it was my first day off of punishment [00:02:24] Just call me Kaopectate in relationships I'm runnin s**t [00:02:26] So don't be comin to me with that We can go out you pay [00:02:29] Cancel that b***h it's the Unamerican way [00:02:31] This is the circumcision and skins is gettin cut off [00:02:34] Ridin on my s**t just to get they nut off [00:02:37] NOT no cops just low downs want a lick [00:02:39] If you ain't down with the 'Van Dyke get off the d**k [00:02:41] Cause I remember the time the time the time you tried [00:02:44] To play me like I was booty but now you're just a groupie [00:02:47] Sweatin me uhh sweatin me uhh [00:02:49] Tellin me when I get big don't be forgettin me uhh [00:02:52] But forget you forgot you after I rock you [00:02:55] It's Blo Pop time b***h you better set your clock [00:02:57] To the Charms Alarm [00:03:04] Common [00:03:13] Why'd the sucker MC sucker MC cross the road [00:03:15] To get to the other side [00:03:18] Why'd the sucker MC sucker MC cross the road [00:03:20] To get to the other side now check it out [00:03:23] I got the pep in my step the slide in my glide [00:03:25] So I won't trip when I let my backbone slip [00:03:28] Some shake it to the East I'm shakin West well I'ma shake your mid [00:03:31] And I'ma get you suckaz just give me one side and one rib [00:03:33] I barbeque the mouths HEY I barbeque the mouths [00:03:36] Cause mom always said don't play wack in the house [00:03:39] So take that garbage to the backyard