Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White - Weird Al Yankovic 以下歌词翻译由微信翻译提供 Doctor every night I have the strangest dreams 医生每天晚上我都会做奇怪的梦 Doctor listen to me tell me what this means 医生听我说告诉我这意味着什么 First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear 首先我要穿着内衣去购物 Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air 突然之间我漂浮在半空中 My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare 我欲言又止每个人都目不转睛地盯着我 Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere 甜甜圈和热狗到处都是 Now doctor wait a minute you ain't heard nothin' yet 现在医生等一下你还没有听到任何消息 Next comes the part that I won't ever forget 接下来是我永生难忘的时刻 Now I'm bein' followed by these russian spies 现在我被这些俄国间谍跟着 They give me some velcro and an order of fries 他们给了我尼龙搭扣和一份炸薯条 Suddenly I'm bowling on the starship enterprise 突然间我在星际飞船上尽情放纵 I fall down a hole and that's when I realize 我跌入深渊我意识到 I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White 我和VannaWhite被困在衣柜里 I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White 我和VannaWhite被困在衣柜里 Night after night after night after night 一夜又一夜 All right 好吧 Doctor won't you tell me am I going insane 医生你能否告诉我我是不是疯了 Was it something I ate or something wrong with my brain 是我吃错东西了还是我的脑子出了问题 See I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur 你看我一丝不挂在教堂里当我遇见恐龙时 Try to run but my feet have been nailed to the floor 试图逃走可我的双脚被钉在了地板上 Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door 然后一个侏儒推着我穿过旋转门 And I'm back in the very same place I was before 我回到了从前的那个地方 Now I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White 现在我和VannaWhite被困在衣柜里 I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White 我和VannaWhite被困在衣柜里 Night after night after night after night 一夜又一夜 And I can't bust out and I can't break free 我无法逃脱我无法挣脱 And it's gettin' just a little too stuffy here for me 我觉得这里有点闷 And I can't go home and I can't get loose 我不能回家我不能放任自流 And I try to escape but it's just no use 我试图逃跑但无济于事 And I can't ever leave and I can't ever win 我无法离去我无法胜利 And we're runnin' outta air and the walls are closin' in 我们快要窒息墙壁渐渐逼近 And I can't go back and I can't get through 我无法回头我无法熬过这段时光 But Vanna since you're here why don't 但是范娜既然你在这里为何不 You let me buy a vowel from you 你让我向你买一个元音 Come on Vanna come on 来吧范娜来吧 Ow buhhh 不 Doctor all those crazy dreams have started again 医生那些疯狂的梦又开始了 That's right I even wake up screaming now and then 没错我甚至会时不时地惊醒尖叫 See I'm coming home from work but I forgot my address 我下班回家但我忘记了地址 I'm half an hour late for my algebra test 我的代数考试迟到了半个小时 Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest 然后我的胸口突然蹦出一个黏糊糊的外星人 And I'm falling and falling and I guess you know the rest 我一蹶不振我想你心知肚明 I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White 我和VannaWhite被困在衣柜里 I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White 我和VannaWhite被困在衣柜里 Night after night after night after night 一夜又一夜 I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White 我和VannaWhite被困在衣柜里 Stuck in a closet with Vanna White 和VannaWhite一起躲在衣柜里 N-n-n-night after night after night night night 一夜又一夜 Then I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White 我和VannaWhite被困在衣柜里 Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya 你 I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White 我和VannaWhite被困在衣柜里 Night after night after night after night 一夜又一夜 404

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