[00:00:00] Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White - Weird Al Yankovic [00:00:23] 以下歌词翻译由微信翻译提供 [00:00:23] Doctor every night I have the strangest dreams [00:00:29] 医生每天晚上我都会做奇怪的梦 [00:00:29] Doctor listen to me tell me what this means [00:00:36] 医生听我说告诉我这意味着什么 [00:00:36] First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear [00:00:40] 首先我要穿着内衣去购物 [00:00:40] Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air [00:00:43] 突然之间我漂浮在半空中 [00:00:43] My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare [00:00:46] 我欲言又止每个人都目不转睛地盯着我 [00:00:46] Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere [00:00:50] 甜甜圈和热狗到处都是 [00:00:50] Now doctor wait a minute you ain't heard nothin' yet [00:00:57] 现在医生等一下你还没有听到任何消息 [00:00:57] Next comes the part that I won't ever forget [00:01:03] 接下来是我永生难忘的时刻 [00:01:03] Now I'm bein' followed by these russian spies [00:01:07] 现在我被这些俄国间谍跟着 [00:01:07] They give me some velcro and an order of fries [00:01:10] 他们给了我尼龙搭扣和一份炸薯条 [00:01:10] Suddenly I'm bowling on the starship enterprise [00:01:13] 突然间我在星际飞船上尽情放纵 [00:01:13] I fall down a hole and that's when I realize [00:01:17] 我跌入深渊我意识到 [00:01:17] I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White [00:01:24] 我和VannaWhite被困在衣柜里 [00:01:24] I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White [00:01:27] 我和VannaWhite被困在衣柜里 [00:01:27] Night after night after night after night [00:01:30] 一夜又一夜 [00:01:30] All right [00:01:38] 好吧 [00:01:38] Doctor won't you tell me am I going insane [00:01:44] 医生你能否告诉我我是不是疯了 [00:01:44] Was it something I ate or something wrong with my brain [00:01:51] 是我吃错东西了还是我的脑子出了问题 [00:01:51] See I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur [00:01:54] 你看我一丝不挂在教堂里当我遇见恐龙时 [00:01:54] Try to run but my feet have been nailed to the floor [00:01:58] 试图逃走可我的双脚被钉在了地板上 [00:01:58] Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door [00:02:01] 然后一个侏儒推着我穿过旋转门 [00:02:01] And I'm back in the very same place I was before [00:02:04] 我回到了从前的那个地方 [00:02:04] Now I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White [00:02:11] 现在我和VannaWhite被困在衣柜里 [00:02:11] I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White [00:02:15] 我和VannaWhite被困在衣柜里 [00:02:15] Night after night after night after night [00:02:18] 一夜又一夜 [00:02:18] And I can't bust out and I can't break free [00:02:21] 我无法逃脱我无法挣脱 [00:02:21] And it's gettin' just a little too stuffy here for me [00:02:25] 我觉得这里有点闷 [00:02:25] And I can't go home and I can't get loose [00:02:28] 我不能回家我不能放任自流 [00:02:28] And I try to escape but it's just no use [00:02:32] 我试图逃跑但无济于事 [00:02:32] And I can't ever leave and I can't ever win [00:02:35] 我无法离去我无法胜利 [00:02:35] And we're runnin' outta air and the walls are closin' in [00:02:39] 我们快要窒息墙壁渐渐逼近 [00:02:39] And I can't go back and I can't get through [00:02:42] 我无法回头我无法熬过这段时光 [00:02:42] But Vanna since you're here why don't [00:02:44] 但是范娜既然你在这里为何不 [00:02:44] You let me buy a vowel from you [00:02:51] 你让我向你买一个元音 [00:02:51] Come on Vanna come on [00:03:33] 来吧范娜来吧 [00:03:33] Ow buhhh [00:03:40] 不 [00:03:40] Doctor all those crazy dreams have started again [00:03:47] 医生那些疯狂的梦又开始了 [00:03:47] That's right I even wake up screaming now and then [00:03:53] 没错我甚至会时不时地惊醒尖叫 [00:03:53] See I'm coming home from work but I forgot my address [00:03:57] 我下班回家但我忘记了地址 [00:03:57] I'm half an hour late for my algebra test 404

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