[00:00:00] School Mam - The Stranglers (扼杀者) [00:01:05] A fine day for the classroom [00:01:07] And the pupils are here [00:01:10] Timmy's got a headache [00:01:11] But the others don't care [00:01:14] Sarah's got to stay behind [00:01:16] And help with the drill [00:01:18] Teacher's got his eye on her moves [00:01:20] In for the kill [00:01:22] Nobody can see or hear the things [00:01:24] That they do [00:01:26] All the books are closed there [00:01:28] Must be something they do [00:01:31] Only teacher knows about the subjects [00:01:33] They span span [00:01:35] Education's secondary - being a school mam [00:01:39] Oooey teacher's doing fine [00:01:44] As far as I can see [00:01:50] Being a school mam [00:01:51] Long holidays in the summer [00:01:54] Being a school mam [00:01:55] Free milk in your coffee breaks [00:01:58] Being a school mam [00:02:00] Government paid monthly salary cheques [00:02:02] Being a school mam [00:02:04] Noise is heard the principal investigates [00:02:08] She turns on all the cameras [00:02:10] And it's too late [00:02:13] Catches both their pants down in a passion warm [00:02:17] Hasn't seen it happen [00:02:18] Since the day she was born [00:02:21] Reaches down for glasses [00:02:23] That just can't be found [00:02:25] By the time she finds them [00:02:27] Why they're down on the ground [00:02:30] Tossing and a'turning [00:02:31] They've got feverish hands [00:02:34] Life can be so fluid [00:02:35] When you're being a school mam [00:02:38] Oooey teacher's doing fine [00:02:44] As far as I can see [00:02:49] Being a school mam [00:02:50] Controlling promiscuity after hours [00:02:53] Being a school mam [00:02:54] Giving out detentions by the dozen [00:02:57] Being a school mam [00:02:58] Give her fifty lines (of speed) [00:03:01] Being a school mam [00:03:03] Sucking on her fingernails can't believe [00:03:05] What she's seen [00:03:07] She seems so engrossed at [00:03:09] What appears on the screen [00:03:12] Locks her door with trembling hands [00:03:13] Her heart's beating fast [00:03:16] She pretends she's down there [00:03:18] On the floor in the class [00:03:20] Gives herself to teacher [00:03:21] Although he doesn't know [00:03:24] Works herself into a frenzied state [00:03:27] And it shows [00:03:29] Sarah's almost at the top [00:03:30] But try as she can [00:03:33] She can't reach her helter skelter down [00:03:35] With the school mam [00:03:37] Just watch her go and help her [00:03:38] Try if you can [00:03:41] Use your twentieth century imagination [00:03:44] If you've got any [00:04:02] Oooey now she's at the top [00:04:07] And teacher sets her free [00:04:12] Being a school mam [00:04:15] Disgusting behaviour [00:04:17] Being a school mam [00:04:18] All over the parquet flooring [00:04:21] Being a school mam [00:04:22] Let the flood gates open wide [00:04:25] Being a school mam [00:04:27] Now the principal collapses dead on the floor [00:04:31] With [00:04:31] Contentment on her wrinkled old face ever more [00:04:36] She went out the very best way [00:04:37] That an old woman can [00:04:40] She was where the action was down there [00:04:42] With the school mam [00:04:44] Oooey [00:04:48] Teacher never will discover who could see [00:04:55] Being a school mam [00:04:56] One and one make two if you are very lucky [00:04:59] Being a school mam [00:05:00] Two twos make four if I remember correctly [00:05:04] Being a school mam [00:05:05] Four fours make sixteen and sixteen's over age [00:05:09] Sixteen and sixteen make thirty-two [00:05:11] That's approaching middle age [00:05:13] Thirty-two and thirty-two make sixty-four [00:05:15] That's OAP land [00:05:17] Sixty-four and sixty-four make one-hundred-and-twenty-eight [00:05:21] One-hundred-and-twenty-eight divided by three [00:05:24] Let me pause for reflection for a second [00:05:29] But teacher [00:05:32] Three does not go into one-hundred-and-twentyeight exactly; [00:05:38] But it goes forty-two and a bit; [00:05:40] 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 49 1 49 2 [00:05:50] 49 3 49 4 49 5 49 6 49 7