Enderman Rap - Dan Bull/Rockit Gaming // Written by:Dan Bull // Sit up and listen I riff on the rhythm 坐下 好好听听我是怎么调动这些节奏的 The sickest musician the slickest magician 最疯狂的音乐家会变幻出最流畅的魔术 Who'll slip and then zip into different positions 是谁的立场如此摇摆 While lifting a brick with no slip of permission 没有获得许可 就想发动冲突 I'm not the most vicious of villain 我可不是个穷凶极恶的人 I'm nicking it just to make vanilla thrilling 我敞开心扉 只为获得那种极致的欢乐 I'm not into killing but if you were 我并不嗜血 Given the gift of intuition 但是如果你能发挥想象力 Then keep me within your peripheral vision 然后我就会进入你的视野 'Cause I'm of a jittery disposition 因为我就是个能让你心惊胆战的恶魔 I'm a nervous guy that prefers to hide 我有点神经质 喜欢隐藏自己 I'm terrible shy and I don't know why 我十分害羞 我也不知道是什么原因 So please do me the following courtesy 所以你最好对我殷勤一点 And never look me in the purple eyes 不要用那种满怀妒意的眼神看着我 I'm averse to being observed at night 我很讨厌有人在黑夜里盯着我 So if you see me you deserve to die 如果你敢看我 你就死定了 You don't want to mess with the endermen 你不会想要玩弄一个强者 No no no no no no no 不 你绝不想这样 You don't want to mess with the endermen 你不会想要玩弄一个强者 No no no no no no 不 你绝不想这样 I see you peeking at me through the glass in the door 我看见你透过门玻璃窥视着我 What chap are you asking for more 你还想要些什么 Boy you're jibbering jabbering like an old 男孩 你就像个老人一样犹豫不决 Man reminiscing of back on the war 伙计 想想过去的那些峥嵘岁月吧 I'm naturally massively tall 我天生就是个强者 I should be practising basketty ball 我应该去赛场上决一胜负 But I can't find a ball without corners at all 但是我善于在逆境中取胜 So I'm passing the time by unstacking your wall 所以我珍惜时光 来打破你的防御 If we pass in the hall you're gonafto ignore me 如果你能顺利通过考验 你就可以跟我平起平坐 Perhaps you should look at the grass on the floor 不过你真该好好照照镜子 Grab a map and explore the various biomes 拿好地图 去探索人类的多样性 But be aware this is my home 但你要意识到 这是我的地盘 I roam through the night alone 我可以独自穿越黑夜 Hoping to find someone I can bone 希望找到能与我并肩作战的同盟 But I'm out of sight and mind and time 但是我已经失去了理智 时间也已经耗尽 Like a rotary dial phone 就像早被淘汰的转盘电话那样 I don't want to die alone 我不想孤独死去 My type of solo's a xylophone 我要释放出自己的光彩 You don't want to mess with the endermen 你不会想要玩弄一个强者 No no no no no no no 不 你绝不想这样 You don't want to mess with the endermen 你不会想要玩弄一个强者 No no no no no rockit 不 尽情摇摆吧 You don't want to mess with the endermen 你不会想要玩弄一个强者 No no no no no no no 不 你绝不想这样 You don't want to mess with the endermen 你不会想要玩弄一个强者 No no no no no 不 你绝不想这样 Don't look me in the eye you better run and hide 不要用那种满怀妒意的眼神看着我 你最好赶快躲起来 I'm chasing after you until you die 直到你死 我都会一直将你追赶 Deadly as a knife beautifully designed 我就像是一把设计精美的宝刀 I'm hunting you tonight until you die 今晚我会追捕你 直到你死去 It's time to tell the truth a bomb you can't defuse 是时候宣布真相 你无法拒绝那巨大的声响 So easily amused to watch you die 杀死你轻而易举 这很有乐趣 Don't you try to fight you're lucky you're alive 不要试图反抗 你还活着 就该感到幸运了 I have you in my sights no no no no 我根本不把你放在眼里 Now you see me now you don't