[00:00:00] My Band [In The Style Of D12 
[00:00:11] I don't know dude
[00:00:15] I think everyone's all jealous and sh*t 'cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude
[00:00:20] And I think everyone's got a f**kin' problem with me dude
[00:00:23] And they need to take it up with me after the show
[00:00:26] Because
[00:00:27] These chicks don't even know the name of my band
[00:00:31] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
[00:00:35] 'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
[00:00:39] All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[00:00:42] So I get off stage right and drop the mic
[00:00:45] Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
[00:00:47] "Sup ladies  my name's Slim Shady 
[00:00:48] I'm the lead singer in D12 baby"
[00:00:51] They're all like "Oh my God it's him"
[00:00:53] "Becky oh my f**kin' God it's Eminem"
[00:00:54] "I swear to f**kin' God dude you f**kin' rock"
[00:00:56] "Please Marshall please let me suck your cock"
[00:00:59] And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
[00:01:01] Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
[00:01:02] All the chicks start yellin'  all the hot babes
[00:01:05] Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
[00:01:07] So like every single night they pick a fight with me
[00:01:09] But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
[00:01:11] Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
[00:01:13] Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
[00:01:15] Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
[00:01:16] Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
[00:01:18] This rock star sh*t  it's the life for me
[00:01:20] And all the other guys just despise me because
[00:01:22] These chicks don't even know the name of my band
[00:01:27] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
[00:01:31] 'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
[00:01:35] All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[00:01:38] My band
[00:01:39] My band
[00:01:40] My band
[00:01:41] My band
[00:01:42] My band
[00:01:43] My band
[00:01:44] Roxanne
[00:01:44] My band
[00:01:46] My band
[00:01:55] You just wanna see a ni**a backwards don't you
[00:01:57] Hey dad how come we don't rap on Protools
[00:01:59] Smash these vocals and do a performance
[00:02:00] But we in the van and he in a tour bus
[00:02:03] You don't want my autograph  yous a liar
[00:02:04] And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
[00:02:07] What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
[00:02:08] 'Cause my sh*t is lookin' smaller than a decimal
[00:02:10] See I know how to rap  see it's simple but
[00:02:12] All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
[00:02:14] So I'm more intect  tryna get on the map
[00:02:17] Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
[00:02:19] Look at Em little punk a** thinkin' he the sh*t
[00:02:21] Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
[00:02:23] Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
[00:02:25] No I had an interview not you two
[00:02:26] You gonna be late for soundcheck
[00:02:28] Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
[00:02:29] But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
[00:02:32] You know what man I'ma say somethin
[00:02:33] Hey yo Em
[00:02:34] You got somethin' to say  
[00:02:35] Man no
[00:02:35] I thought you bout to tell him off  what's up
[00:02:37] Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it  man shut up
[00:02:39] And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
[00:02:41] When I was bout to talk right after you
[00:02:43] I swear  I swear man
[00:02:44] These chicks don't even know the name of my band
[00:02:47] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
[00:02:51] 'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
[00:02:55] All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[00:02:59] They say the lead singers rock  but the group does not
[00:03:01] Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
[00:03:02] I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
[00:03:05] I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
[00:03:07] Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
[00:03:09] Every time I hear (Hey dude I love your band)
[00:03:11] We ain't a band b**ch we don't play instruments
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