If U Can't Dance (Slide) - Will Smith (威尔·史密斯) // Yo If you can't dance 哟,如果你不会跳舞 It's cool to get up now 现在可以站起来了 Usually ya'll stand off on the side 通常,你们都只是站在一边 You know you're a little embarrassed 你们知道,这有些丢脸 Or whatever 或者什么其他的感觉 But this one of those joints for everybody 但这个舞池是大家的 So get on up but keep it simple 所以,站起来轻轻舞动吧 If you can't dance then this is your jam 如果你不会跳舞,这是你的困扰 Baby left to right all night 宝贝,整夜地左右摇摆 Slide that's all you gotta do 只要滑步就好 You can't dance then this is your jam baby 你不会跳舞,这是你的困扰,宝贝 Left to right all night slide 整夜地左右摇摆,滑步 That's all you gotta do 这就够了 Now we all know the boy at the club 现在,我们都知道 All liquored up 夜店的男孩都已经酩酊大醉 Boy with the bub tryin' to pick 'em up 兄弟们试着来接他们 Wack dancing 奇怪的舞蹈 'Wooking pa nub' shirt too bright 胡言乱语,衬衫颜色太亮 Pants too tight 裤子太紧 Boy settle down 男孩,冷静下来吧 Now I ain't just messing with you 现在,我不会再招惹你 I got better things to do 我有更好的事要做 I'm trying to help I got a lesson for you 我正试着帮你,给你上一课 I know you do the best you could do 我知道,你尽力做到最好 Wanna get next to Boo 想找到新女朋友 Then the less you do the better 你跳得越少越好 Cause women equate dance with sex 因为,在女人们看来,舞蹈和缠绵是同一件事 They gon' see you & be like 'Next' 她们看到你,会说,下一个! But you gon' be like 'hold up Ma' ('Next ') 但你会说,等一下,美女,下一个! But she gon' be like uh huh ('Next ') 但她会说,啊哈,下一个! Now looka-here rule 1 know ya name 现在,看着我,第一条规则,知道你的名字 If it ain't Usher Justin or Hammer 如果不是亚瑟小子,贾斯丁或者哈默 Then we can touch ya 那么我们可以修饰你的名字 Rule 2 never do a dance you can't do 第二条规则,永远不要跳你不会的舞步 Why stupid 为什么,笨蛋 Cause you can't do it 因为你不会 If you can't dance then this is your jam 如果你不会跳舞,这是你的困扰 Baby left to right all night 宝贝,整夜地左右摇摆 Slide that's all you gotta do 只要滑步就好 You can't dance then this is your jam baby 你不会跳舞,这是你的困扰,宝贝 Left to right all night slide 整夜地左右摇摆,滑步 That's all you gotta do 这就够了 So I'm up in my spot 在迈阿密的一天晚上,是的 In Miami the other night right 我正在楼上,坐在自己的位置上 & this Dude's out on the floor OD-ing 这哥们在舞池里跳舞 Just way 'over-dancing' 就是不停地舞蹈 So his Mommy wanna holla at me 所以,他的女人想要和我搭讪 She thought my name was Billy 她以为我叫比利 I told her it was Willie 我告诉她我叫威利 She said she watch my TV show 她说她看我的节目 I was very silly 我当时真的很傻 Told her I was from Philly 我告诉她,我来自费城 She looked at me said 'Really ' 她看着我说,真的吗? & judging from her t-shirt 从她穿的T恤来看 I could tell that she was chilly 我估计她很冷 So I gave her my sweater 所以我给了她我的毛衣 She said her name was Etta 她说她叫埃特 She said she come from Cuba 她说她来自古巴 And she just had bought a Jetta 她刚买了部捷达汽车 She said she was glad I met her 她说很高兴遇见我 Let's go somewhere together 让我们一起去约会吧 She said she'd ride in my car cause 她说她会坐我的车 She knew my car was better 她知道我的车更好