[00:00:00] If U Can't Dance (Slide) - Will Smith (威尔·史密斯) [00:00:01] // [00:00:01] Yo If you can't dance [00:00:02] 哟,如果你不会跳舞 [00:00:02] It's cool to get up now [00:00:05] 现在可以站起来了 [00:00:05] Usually ya'll stand off on the side [00:00:07] 通常,你们都只是站在一边 [00:00:07] You know you're a little embarrassed [00:00:08] 你们知道,这有些丢脸 [00:00:08] Or whatever [00:00:09] 或者什么其他的感觉 [00:00:09] But this one of those joints for everybody [00:00:11] 但这个舞池是大家的 [00:00:11] So get on up but keep it simple [00:00:13] 所以,站起来轻轻舞动吧 [00:00:13] If you can't dance then this is your jam [00:00:17] 如果你不会跳舞,这是你的困扰 [00:00:17] Baby left to right all night [00:00:20] 宝贝,整夜地左右摇摆 [00:00:20] Slide that's all you gotta do [00:00:22] 只要滑步就好 [00:00:22] You can't dance then this is your jam baby [00:00:27] 你不会跳舞,这是你的困扰,宝贝 [00:00:27] Left to right all night slide [00:00:30] 整夜地左右摇摆,滑步 [00:00:30] That's all you gotta do [00:00:32] 这就够了 [00:00:32] Now we all know the boy at the club [00:00:34] 现在,我们都知道 [00:00:34] All liquored up [00:00:34] 夜店的男孩都已经酩酊大醉 [00:00:34] Boy with the bub tryin' to pick 'em up [00:00:36] 兄弟们试着来接他们 [00:00:36] Wack dancing [00:00:37] 奇怪的舞蹈 [00:00:37] 'Wooking pa nub' shirt too bright [00:00:39] 胡言乱语,衬衫颜色太亮 [00:00:39] Pants too tight [00:00:40] 裤子太紧 [00:00:40] Boy settle down [00:00:41] 男孩,冷静下来吧 [00:00:41] Now I ain't just messing with you [00:00:43] 现在,我不会再招惹你 [00:00:43] I got better things to do [00:00:44] 我有更好的事要做 [00:00:44] I'm trying to help I got a lesson for you [00:00:46] 我正试着帮你,给你上一课 [00:00:46] I know you do the best you could do [00:00:48] 我知道,你尽力做到最好 [00:00:48] Wanna get next to Boo [00:00:49] 想找到新女朋友 [00:00:49] Then the less you do the better [00:00:50] 你跳得越少越好 [00:00:50] Cause women equate dance with sex [00:00:52] 因为,在女人们看来,舞蹈和缠绵是同一件事 [00:00:52] They gon' see you & be like 'Next' [00:00:54] 她们看到你,会说,下一个! [00:00:54] But you gon' be like 'hold up Ma' ('Next ') [00:00:56] 但你会说,等一下,美女,下一个! [00:00:56] But she gon' be like uh huh ('Next ') [00:00:59] 但她会说,啊哈,下一个! [00:00:59] Now looka-here rule 1 know ya name [00:01:02] 现在,看着我,第一条规则,知道你的名字 [00:01:02] If it ain't Usher Justin or Hammer [00:01:04] 如果不是亚瑟小子,贾斯丁或者哈默 [00:01:04] Then we can touch ya [00:01:05] 那么我们可以修饰你的名字 [00:01:05] Rule 2 never do a dance you can't do [00:01:07] 第二条规则,永远不要跳你不会的舞步 [00:01:07] Why stupid [00:01:08] 为什么,笨蛋 [00:01:08] Cause you can't do it [00:01:09] 因为你不会 [00:01:09] If you can't dance then this is your jam [00:01:13] 如果你不会跳舞,这是你的困扰 [00:01:13] Baby left to right all night [00:01:16] 宝贝,整夜地左右摇摆 [00:01:16] Slide that's all you gotta do [00:01:19] 只要滑步就好 [00:01:19] You can't dance then this is your jam baby [00:01:23] 你不会跳舞,这是你的困扰,宝贝 [00:01:23] Left to right all night slide [00:01:26] 整夜地左右摇摆,滑步 [00:01:26] That's all you gotta do [00:01:28] 这就够了 [00:01:28] So I'm up in my spot [00:01:30] 在迈阿密的一天晚上,是的 [00:01:30] In Miami the other night right [00:01:31] 我正在楼上,坐在自己的位置上 [00:01:31] & this Dude's out on the floor OD-ing [00:01:33] 这哥们在舞池里跳舞 [00:01:33] Just way 'over-dancing' [00:01:34] 就是不停地舞蹈 [00:01:34] So his Mommy wanna holla at me [00:01:37] 所以,他的女人想要和我搭讪 [00:01:37] She thought my name was Billy [00:01:38] 她以为我叫比利 [00:01:38] I told her it was Willie [00:01:39] 我告诉她我叫威利 [00:01:39] She said she watch my TV show [00:01:41] 她说她看我的节目 [00:01:41] I was very silly [00:01:42] 我当时真的很傻 [00:01:42] Told her I was from Philly [00:01:43] 我告诉她,我来自费城 [00:01:43] She looked at me said 'Really ' [00:01:44] 她看着我说,真的吗? [00:01:44] & judging from her t-shirt [00:01:45] 从她穿的T恤来看 [00:01:45] I could tell that she was chilly [00:01:46] 我估计她很冷 [00:01:46] So I gave her my sweater [00:01:48] 所以我给了她我的毛衣 [00:01:48] She said her name was Etta [00:01:49] 她说她叫埃特 [00:01:49] She said she come from Cuba [00:01:50] 她说她来自古巴 [00:01:50] And she just had bought a Jetta [00:01:51] 她刚买了部捷达汽车 [00:01:51] She said she was glad I met her [00:01:53] 她说很高兴遇见我 [00:01:53] Let's go somewhere together [00:01:53] 让我们一起去约会吧 [00:01:53] She said she'd ride in my car cause [00:01:55] 她说她会坐我的车 [00:01:55] She knew my car was better [00:01:56] 她知道我的车更好 [00:01:56] The conversation cookin' [00:01:57] 对话正在进行 [00:01:57] Attention getting' tookin' [00:01:58] 注意也被吸引 [00:01:58] My Spidey senses tinglin' [00:01:59] 我的脊背发凉 [00:01:59] I felt somebody lookin' [00:02:01] 我感觉有人在盯着我 [00:02:01] Now who this brotha lookin' [00:02:02] 谁在盯着我 [00:02:02] Now he runnin' bookin' [00:02:03] 现在,他正朝我跑来,警告我 [00:02:03] I'm mad I'm like a fisherman [00:02:04] 我疯了,我就像个渔民 [00:02:04] I almost had my hook in [00:02:05] 几乎拿起了我的鱼钩 [00:02:05] I figured I should get up [00:02:07] 我想我该起身 [00:02:07] Quickly clear my head up [00:02:08] 赶快清醒 [00:02:08] Cause Etta got a man [00:02:09] 因为艾特名花有主 [00:02:09] I'm feelin' kinda set-up [00:02:09] 我感觉我掉进了圈套 [00:02:09] Now Dude was really fed up [00:02:11] 现在,这兄弟真的很生气 [00:02:11] Yo he wouldn't let up [00:02:12] 哟,他不会就这么算了 [00:02:12] Homey if I hit you [00:02:14] 兄弟,如果我揍你 [00:02:14] You might never ever get up [00:02:15] 你可能永远站不起来 [00:02:15] Now he was not a dancer [00:02:16] 他不是个舞者 [00:02:16] Plus he wasn't handsome [00:02:17] 他长得也不帅 [00:02:17] Comin' like Mel Gibson [00:02:18] 他像梅尔·吉布森一样冲过来 [00:02:18] Like I had his girl for ransom [00:02:20] 就好像我绑架了他的女友 [00:02:20] Yo Pedro wanna go out side [00:02:22] 哟,佩德罗想出去走走 [00:02:22] Yo amigo tranquillo slide [00:02:25] 哟,朋友,安静地滑步 [00:02:25] If you can't dance then this is your jam [00:02:28] 如果你不会跳舞,这是你的困扰 [00:02:28] Baby left to right all night [00:02:32] 宝贝,整夜地左右摇摆 [00:02:32] Slide that's all you gotta do [00:02:34] 只要滑步就好 [00:02:34] You can't dance then this is your jam baby [00:02:39] 你不会跳舞,这是你的困扰,宝贝 [00:02:39] Left to right all night slide [00:02:42] 整夜地左右摇摆,滑步 [00:02:42] That's all you gotta do [00:02:44] 这就够了 [00:02:44] Now rule 3 is easy [00:02:46] 现在,第三条规则很容易 [00:02:46] Please remember that you [00:02:47] 请记住 [00:02:47] Ain't on "Beat Street" [00:02:48] 你不是街头舞士 [00:02:48] Sweet feet you ain't tryin' to win no TV [00:02:50] 华丽的舞步,你并不是试图赢台电视机 [00:02:50] Another dude did a move [00:02:51] 另一个兄弟跳了个舞步 [00:02:51] No need to out do it