This is madness 这太疯狂了 This is an outrage 这是一次暴行 As a matter of fact this is outrageous 事实上 这发指令人 Yeah young sire slap the f*ck out Jon Cryer 年轻人 打了Jon Cryer一个耳光 Rough rider raw bust inside a vagina 粗暴地骑手 在跟一个女人享受 Like I want kids my head continues to be haunted 就像我想要孩子 脑子里不停地萦绕这个念头 I burn a city down while I'm unconscious baby go on 我无意识地烧毁了一个城市 宝贝继续 Take some quaaludes conversate with Jesus 吃一点安眠药 和耶稣聊天 Batting practice with the motherf*cking ghost of Babe Ruth 和Babe Ruth的幽灵进行击球练习 Do as a saint do turn painful to graceful 像圣人一样 将痛苦转化为恩典 Devil on my trails I'm trying to find the Holy Grail 恶魔在跟踪我 我想要找到圣杯 *Coughing* Right there 就在那里 And if Mars is the farthest that man has set his target 如果火星是人类最遥远的目标 Then I don't know why I even started 我甚至不知道为什么开始 I'm sick of being too nice to people who don't do sh*t but consume light 我厌倦了对人们好 人们总是在浪费时间 Told myself "F*ck the world kid just do what you like" 我告诉自己 去他的世界 孩子 做你想做的事 Go and have a food fight start yourself a new life 好好地奋斗 开始新的生活 You're too bright to be inside a bunch of mediocrity 你很有才华 不应埋没在平庸的人之中 But all those big words ain't gonna get you paid 但是说这些空话是不费吹灰之力 And those abstract ideas for sure won't get you laid 那些抽象的概念无法帮你追到女生 You got it made in that mad house 你让它变成了疯人院 What the f*ck you got to be sad about Go ahead and rap now 你为什么如此悲伤 开始说唱吧 Do what you do best I mean 做你能做到的最好 我的意思是 That's what you do best matter fact motherf*cker 这就是你做的最好的 事实上 You suit vest you need to buy a new dress 你穿着背心 你应该买条新裙子 I heard you and your girl live in a duplex 我听说你和你的女孩住在双层公寓 I'ma put her a** in a Suplex the sun east the moon west 我会让她摔倒 太阳从东边升起 月亮从西边升起 You got a clue what does a clue get 你得到了一条线索 线索能说明什么呢 Nothing 什么也没有 My milk and honey my chérie-chérie amore 我的牛奶和蜂蜜 我的爱人 My Cinderella in her carriage by the doorway 我的灰姑娘在门前的马车里 Her ruby slipper made the wizard send the scarecrow 她的红宝石拖鞋是巫师用稻草人变成的 And the lion through the forest 还有森林中的狮子 To the wicked witch's fortress where she scorched them in the foreplay 她将它们在邪恶巫师的堡垒中烧毁 Remember that He said he'd fight the box to see the wizard 还记得吗 他说要通过斗争去见巫师 When he was visited by Dorothy who came here on a blizzard 当暴风雪到来时他会去拜访Dorothy仙女 Now the whole world's in color still 现在这个世界有了色彩 How Auntie Em was next of kin and not her mother 但Em姨妈仍旧只是亲戚而不是母亲 Real her face was care-worn 是真的 她得到了细心的照顾 I suspected she migrated to Kansas up from Dearborn 我怀疑她移居到了Kansas And had beef with Mrs Gulch since the very beginning of Year One 在新的一年和Mrs. Gulch吃着牛肉餐 Mr Candyman the parables parabolic Mr. Candyman 一个预言家 The poetry's like the poems and songs of Ecclesiastes 这些诗篇就像是歌曲和传道书 Lightning should strike the stone and then Moses should make a tablet 闪电击中了石头 Moses将它变成了药片 The Judge will bang the wood up in parliament with the mallet 法官会在国会重击木槌 And yell "Hear hear" finally some order to this rap sh*t 并大喊 听着 来给说唱下命令 Finally some sort of water to soil these cracked lips 最终一些种类的水会污染他们裂开的嘴唇 I keep my sh*t crispy and elegant