Clap Your Hands - LL Cool J (埃勒·酷)
Yeah I like that guitar man  yeah
Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man
Knahmsayin
It was a good idea man  knahmsayin Yeah
It's kinda like freakin me  yaknahmsayin
I wanna get hype man 
I wanna do this  yaknahmsayin
Just gon' chill  check it out
Slick as Vasoline  smell good as cologne
I'm like a muscle man in jail
They leave me alone
I rhyme like Superman 
You rap like Jimmy Olson
I break you like a bottle of green Golden Molson
You ain't a real rhymer 
You look like a actress
How you gon' sleep on me holmes 
Do I look like a mattress
Am I that old  do I walk like Grady
I'ma hundred fifty proof  Smirnoff is only 80
Don't you EVER try to rock my house
I'm a real cool cat  know
What I'm sayin Mickey Mouse
The poetry specialist  so take a dose of this
Now think about it can
You really come close to this
You soft as powder  weak as a cabin cooler
Ugly as work shoes  messin with the Ruler
The ultimate writer reciter and def entertainer
I work myself harder than a boxer's trainer
Clap your hands everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
Clap your hands everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
I said  clap your hands everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
Clap your hands everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
You end up  underneath my sneaker
You're dog doo-doo 
I'm watchin you get weaker
You can't believe  the skill and dexterity
LL Cool J  and the J is for Jeremy
So BUFF ME  James Todd the earthquaker
That's right my brother 
You're goin out like Sega
Chewed  so whassup dude
One of my battles'll get your girlies in the mood
Sucker MC's really make me sick
I'm so bad  I can suck my own dick
If you go to your girl's house
And I'm there already
Don't go Crazy cause my name ain't Eddie
Rhymes so rough 
It's like a course in trigonometry
When Einstein was talkin 
He was talkin bout ME
The Prince of the Earth  and I'ma give birth
To a rhyme so hard you look soft as a Smurf
Gigglin and wigglin  so how we goin out
LOVELY  and that's without a doubt
Clap your hands everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
Clap your hands everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
I said  clap your hands everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
Rappers are my servants 
They serve me like an emperor
When I'm through 
You'll need a nurse to take your temperature
And cool you down  cause you're cold as leftovers
Not the ones on the table  I'm talkin about RUFF rovers
You can't get over what's my name  Goofy
You smoke I'm no joke 
So my brother break out the looseys
And take a pull  cause the buck stops here
I get swift as a magician 
Wreck sh*t and dissapear
Don't cross me  or lose your loyalty
To the Prince of the Rap Court  I'm royalty
And it ain't no puzzle 
It's a shame how rappers guzzle
Paragraphs I put together so I carry a muzzle
To shut em up and cut em up
And make em be quiet
I'm a one man RIOT  so don't even TRY IT
The Prince of special tactics  plus I'm athletic
Before you play your hand
You better do some calisthetics
Jumpin jacks  squats  push ups  the whole nine
Speak your piece  then I'ma go for mine
And I guarantee you  I'm gonna strike again
I recommend my friend you drop the pen and give in
Cop out to one rhyme cause you're facin ten
I ain't Sidney Poitier but we can 'Do This Again'
I'm nice wit mines  and I gotta admit it
You don't really wanna battle 
Why don'tcha just forget it
Clap your hands everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
Clap your hands everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
But if you're hard headed
You still don't understand
Here's a little sample EHM EHM  my man
Hello
Takes everything you've got
Sure would help a lot
Check my stats  how we livin  I thought so
I'm fresh  oh yes  but can they flow  hell no
My rhymes are up to date  excellent  on point
I'm tellin you  they're the serious joint
I eat my steak fast  I drink my brew slow
My voice is milky with a nice clear flow
I eat like a fat man  and walk like a gigolo
I'm not a ballplayer  so now Y'KNOW
Clap your hands everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
Cause I rock the house  everybody
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