[00:00:00] Clap Your Hands - LL Cool J (埃勒·酷) [00:00:02] Yeah I like that guitar man yeah [00:00:07] Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man [00:00:09] Knahmsayin [00:00:11] It was a good idea man knahmsayin Yeah [00:00:14] It's kinda like freakin me yaknahmsayin [00:00:17] I wanna get hype man [00:00:17] I wanna do this yaknahmsayin [00:00:19] Just gon' chill check it out [00:00:21] Slick as Vasoline smell good as cologne [00:00:23] I'm like a muscle man in jail [00:00:25] They leave me alone [00:00:26] I rhyme like Superman [00:00:28] You rap like Jimmy Olson [00:00:29] I break you like a bottle of green Golden Molson [00:00:32] You ain't a real rhymer [00:00:33] You look like a actress [00:00:34] How you gon' sleep on me holmes [00:00:36] Do I look like a mattress [00:00:37] Am I that old do I walk like Grady [00:00:39] I'ma hundred fifty proof Smirnoff is only 80 [00:00:42] Don't you EVER try to rock my house [00:00:44] I'm a real cool cat know [00:00:46] What I'm sayin Mickey Mouse [00:00:47] The poetry specialist so take a dose of this [00:00:50] Now think about it can [00:00:52] You really come close to this [00:00:53] You soft as powder weak as a cabin cooler [00:00:55] Ugly as work shoes messin with the Ruler [00:00:58] The ultimate writer reciter and def entertainer [00:01:01] I work myself harder than a boxer's trainer [00:01:03] Clap your hands everybody [00:01:06] And everybody just clap your hands [00:01:08] Clap your hands everybody [00:01:11] And everybody just clap your hands [00:01:13] I said clap your hands everybody [00:01:16] And everybody just clap your hands [00:01:19] Clap your hands everybody [00:01:22] And everybody just clap your hands [00:01:25] You end up underneath my sneaker [00:01:27] You're dog doo-doo [00:01:29] I'm watchin you get weaker [00:01:30] You can't believe the skill and dexterity [00:01:33] LL Cool J and the J is for Jeremy [00:01:35] So BUFF ME James Todd the earthquaker [00:01:38] That's right my brother [00:01:39] You're goin out like Sega [00:01:41] Chewed so whassup dude [00:01:43] One of my battles'll get your girlies in the mood [00:01:46] Sucker MC's really make me sick [00:01:49] I'm so bad I can suck my own dick [00:01:51] If you go to your girl's house [00:01:53] And I'm there already [00:01:54] Don't go Crazy cause my name ain't Eddie [00:01:56] Rhymes so rough [00:01:57] It's like a course in trigonometry [00:01:59] When Einstein was talkin [00:02:00] He was talkin bout ME [00:02:02] The Prince of the Earth and I'ma give birth [00:02:04] To a rhyme so hard you look soft as a Smurf [00:02:07] Gigglin and wigglin so how we goin out [00:02:09] LOVELY and that's without a doubt [00:02:12] Clap your hands everybody [00:02:15] And everybody just clap your hands [00:02:18] Clap your hands everybody [00:02:20] And everybody just clap your hands [00:02:22] I said clap your hands everybody [00:02:25] And everybody just clap your hands [00:02:28] Rappers are my servants [00:02:29] They serve me like an emperor [00:02:31] When I'm through [00:02:32] You'll need a nurse to take your temperature [00:02:33] And cool you down cause you're cold as leftovers [00:02:36] Not the ones on the table I'm talkin about RUFF rovers [00:02:38] You can't get over what's my name Goofy [00:02:41] You smoke I'm no joke [00:02:42] So my brother break out the looseys [00:02:44] And take a pull cause the buck stops here [00:02:46] I get swift as a magician [00:02:48] Wreck sh*t and dissapear [00:02:49] Don't cross me or lose your loyalty [00:02:51] To the Prince of the Rap Court I'm royalty [00:02:54] And it ain't no puzzle [00:02:56] It's a shame how rappers guzzle [00:02:57] Paragraphs I put together so I carry a muzzle [00:03:00] To shut em up and cut em up [00:03:02] And make em be quiet [00:03:03] I'm a one man RIOT so don't even TRY IT [00:03:05] The Prince of special tactics plus I'm athletic [00:03:08] Before you play your hand [00:03:09] You better do some calisthetics [00:03:11] Jumpin jacks squats push ups the whole nine