Everyday's Forecast - Gym Class Heroes (体操课英雄乐队) // You think you know but you have no idea 你以为你知道 但你束手无策 This is the diary of a breathing onomatopoeia 这是一篇关于生命气息的日记 Now here's another broken link for anyone 现在这里对任何人来说都不完整 Who thinks my life's together 谁说我的生活是完美的 I rock a raincoat despite the pleasant weather 尽管天气宜人 我还是穿着雨衣 God's placed a permanent dark cloud above my head 上帝在我头顶笼罩着一团永不散去的乌云 But he was nice enough to loan me a holy umbrella 但是他善良地借给我一把神圣的雨伞 Well thank ya fella 谢谢你了 伙计 How considerate 多么体贴啊 I'm the illegitimate son of accident-prone degenerates 我是一个意外的私生子 Today's forecast partly cloudy with a good chance of rain 今天预报说是多云 也许还会下雨 So I wear my sarcasm badge proudly and 所以我骄傲地穿着我的雨衣 Flash a devilish grin 脸上挂着邪恶的笑容 That'll make the most masculine Men skeptical of his existence 这会使那最强大的人怀疑他的存在 And when the rain begins 当雨开始下的时候 I take a seat to retire and admire the spectacle 我坐下观赏景色 From a distance 从远处观望 For instance there was this cat 突然这只猫出现了 The other day shootin me ice grills 前几天还在冰淇淋店里遇见过 But when I looked he looked the other way 当我看向他时 他却躲开了我的眼神 Now any other day 现在无论何时 Wouldn't let this type of sh*t bother me 我都不会让这类事情烦扰我 Today it was enough to make my lucky charms soggy 今天我的好运气都消失了 So finally I stepped to him 所以最后我向他走去 Kindly disrespected him 没有丝毫尊重 Looked him dead in the eyes 带着充满死亡气息的眼神看向他 And analyzed how it effected him 分析这眼神对它的影响 He broke down in tears talking 他泪眼婆娑地告诉我 About how God neglected him 说上帝是如何忽视他的 Make this rain go away 让这雨停下吧 Things would be much better 一切都会好起来的 I swear I swear 我发誓 If the sun would come out today 如果今天太阳出来的话 Life would be more worthwhile worthwhile 生命将会更有价值 And all it took was a sewing 只需要做出一点点弥补 Needle to deflate my swollen ego 需要让我的自我膨胀感破灭 Then pop pop went my God Complex 然后我的上帝情结又展现出来了 I never thought 19 yrs after my first 我从来没有想过19年后 Breath I'd be in art school surrounded 我会进入艺术学校 By corny f**ks debating who's more depressed 这里充满着老掉牙的诅咒 谈论着谁更加沮丧悲伤 I'm 21 now and still can't deal with what's real 我现在21岁了 可是仍然是非难辨 But I'll be damned if I give up and settles for pills 但是如果我自暴自弃或是染上** 我会被诅咒的 Daddy taught me better 爸爸教导我做个更好的人 Mommy taught me how to crack 40's 妈妈却教我怎样喝酒 And jack 6 packs in oversized sweaters 怎样在我的宽大毛衣里藏匿** And one time my mother changes 有一次 妈妈却像变了个人似的 So I'm in the rain waiting 所以我站在雨中等待 For the flood gates to open 等待情感大门的打开 Impersonating my favorite VH1 Behind the Music tragedy 在音乐悲剧后 冒充我最喜欢的录像带 Catastrophe never tasted so acidic before 从没体会过灾难是如此令人心酸痛苦 I'm PH balanced 我整个人是很健康的 For the floor But strong enough to stay a float 这个地板足够结实 让我可以借它漂浮在水面上 And doggy paddle long enough to catch that 我用了狗爬式泳姿才勉强抓住了 Life preserver rope 那根救生绳 And then I'll be on a parallel ladder laughing like 然后我在梯子上放声大笑 Damn my man for the love of Pete what happened 看那些在灾难中毫无准备的人慌张的样子 404

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