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咱俩商量好了 [00:06:21] 你要跟皇上贸然就说我是水泊梁山的人 [00:06:24] 恐怕事出突然 [00:06:26] 把事弄糟了 [00:06:28] 咱应该这么这么这么办 [00:06:30] 嗯 [00:06:31] 对 [00:06:31] 我心里早就有数了 [00:06:35] 我看这样 [00:06:36] 官家今天晚上不一定来 [00:06:39] 你就住在我这儿 [00:06:42] 呃 [00:06:42] 不 [00:06:43] 呃 [00:06:44] 姑娘 [00:06:44] 我还有点儿事儿要办 [00:06:47] 我办完事儿我肯定过来 [00:06:49] 不行 [00:06:51] 你要想叫我给你办事儿 [00:06:53] 今天晚上你肯定得住在我这儿 [00:06:55] 呃 [00:06:57] 眼睛一看 [00:06:58] 要再不答应 [00:06:59] 李师师就翻脸了 [00:07:01] 啊 [00:07:01] 好吧 [00:07:03] 姑娘你等着 [00:07:04] 我去去就回来 [00:07:06] 的确有人等我还有点儿事儿没办 [00:07:09] 那我可等你啊 [00:07:11] 别叫我等到你天亮 [00:07:13] 一定 [00:07:14] 一定 [00:07:16] 燕青好不容易脱身 [00:07:19] 离开李师师的家宴请 [00:07:22] 把汗擦了吧 [00:07:24] 听说真难呢 [00:07:26] 这比开兵见仗也没差到哪去 [00:07:30] 哎呀 [00:07:30] 长出了一口气 [00:07:32] 大步流星回到店房 [00:07:35] 戴宗啊 [00:07:36] 就在这儿听信儿呢 [00:07:38] 一看眼睛回来了 [00:07:39] 特高兴啊 [00:07:41] 我怕你眼睛发红 [00:07:43] 你可回来 [00:07:44] 不回来怎么样 [00:07:46] 你听我慢慢说 [00:07:48] 严 [00:07:48] 请把门关上 [00:07:50] 把见里实实地经过如实地讲述一遍 [00:07:54] 等说完了 [00:07:55] 戴宗乐了 [00:07:57] 哎哎 [00:07:59] 我希望你真就一点也没动心 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尤其是又拿了一包 [00:09:52] 燕青哥 [00:09:54] 明天天亮我肯定回 [00:09:57] 行行行 [00:10:00] 戴宗燕青又返回李师师的家 [00:10:05] 果然李师师在这儿等着 [00:10:08] 又换了套衣服 [00:10:09] 燕青来了之后请她吃饭 [00:10:12] 等吃完了请燕青洗澡 [00:10:14] 木木 [00:10:15] 香汤沐浴内洗澡水都打结的 [00:10:19] 想里头不知搁了什么营养的东西 [00:10:22] 洗完之后浑身溜光 [00:10:24] 发华任青灯洗完了换身衣服 [00:10:28] 李师师陪着他品茶 [00:10:30] 两个人说笑一回 [00:10:33] 正在这么个时候哑火荒 [00:10:35] 荒唐唐进来了 [00:10:37] 姑娘啊 [00:10:39] 跟您这么说吧 [00:10:41] 关姐今天晚上剩下有来到哦 [00:10:45] 真巧啊 [00:10:46] 今儿他来了 [00:10:48] 说兄弟 [00:10:49] 你凭借官家来了 [00:10:52] 你嘱托我的事儿 [00:10:53] 今天晚上我就办了 [00:10:55] 好好认清自己 [00:10:58] 琢磨这是天意 [00:11:00] 怎么那么巧呢 [00:11:01] 皇上不说天天来 [00:11:03] 隔三差五来偏赶 [00:11:05] 今天碰得劲儿 [00:11:07] 燕青心里头顿然一阵紧张 [00:11:10] 为了成全这件事儿 [00:11:12] 摆脱李师师的学习 [00:11:16] 所以这宴请眼珠一份寄上去了 [00:11:19] 姑娘 [00:11:20] 我还有一事相求 [00:11:22] 说吧 [00:11:23] 什么事儿 [00:11:25] 敢问姑娘芳龄几何 [00:11:29] 不能轻易问女人的岁数 [00:11:31] 尤其是现在 [00:11:32] 你见了面就问你多大了 [00:11:34] 这玩意最讨厌 [00:11:36] 玩的保密 [00:11:37] 都不愿意说 [00:11:38] 古人也是如此 [00:11:40] 李师师一瓶了 [00:11:42] 我还小呢 [00:11:43] 今年20 有七二十七了 [00:11:48] 那也不小 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