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俩人返回芒砀山 [00:12:39] 等一见着凡瑞凡瑞少了 [00:12:42] 呃 [00:12:43] 你怎么回来了 [00:12:44] 哎呀 [00:12:45] 我还认为你们死了呢 [00:12:47] 这 [00:12:48] 这究竟是怎么回事儿 [00:12:50] 大哥 [00:12:51] 大哥 [00:12:53] 这仗没法打了 [00:12:55] 我们能死死还能回得来吗 [00:12:59] 让宋江的人把我们逮住了 [00:13:01] A 宋江好棒啊 [00:13:04] 一点儿都没难为我们哥俩亲自把绑绳给我们解开 [00:13:09] 同时让我们坐下 [00:13:11] 还给我们抱拳施礼 [00:13:14] 宋江说得十分中肯呢 [00:13:18] 他希望咱们弟兄归顺水泊梁山 [00:13:22] 到那入伙儿当头领 [00:13:25] 我们哥俩说了 [00:13:26] 不请是哥哥 [00:13:28] 不能做决定 [00:13:30] 哎 [00:13:30] 宋江够意思 [00:13:32] 把我们哥俩全翻回来了 [00:13:34] 让我们好生对大哥演讲咯 [00:13:38] 你看这事儿咋办呢 [00:13:43] 宋江真够意思 [00:13:45] 那你们哥俩说呢 [00:13:47] 我看算了 [00:13:49] 归顺就归顺人家 [00:13:52] 水泊梁山多大的势力又不小瞧咱弟兄 [00:13:57] 到那多省心 [00:13:59] 我们愿意投降 [00:14:01] 你们愿意啊 [00:14:02] 我也愿意 [00:14:04] 好嘞 [00:14:05] 派你们哥俩回去跟宋头领讲 [00:14:08] 说明白 [00:14:09] 我就收拾山寨的东西 [00:14:11] 马上下山去见宋头领 [00:14:15] 你看 [00:14:16] 这多痛快 [00:14:17] 哥儿俩见宋江一说 [00:14:19] 宋江大喜 [00:14:20] 列全队迎接 [00:14:23] 把混世魔王樊瑞接近中军宝帐 [00:14:27] 樊瑞咧着大嘴一笑 [00:14:29] 宋头领啊a [00:14:30] 我们跟你们打 [00:14:32] 简直是以卵击石啊 [00:14:34] 没那个实力 [00:14:36] 医院投降 [00:14:37] 宋头领您看着办吧 [00:14:39] 欢迎欢迎 [00:14:42] 凡是到水泊梁山来的 [00:14:43] 咱都是弟兄 [00:14:45] 平起平坐 [00:14:46] 都是梁山的头领呢 [00:14:49] 太好了 [00:14:50] 我山寨呢 [00:14:51] 山洞里还藏着不少的粮食 [00:14:54] 一定都运到水泊梁山 [00:14:58] 这账就这么结束了 [00:15:01] 宋江率领大队是胜利而归 [00:15:05] 这回又多了几员大将 [00:15:08] 还得了那么多的胜利 [00:15:09] 品天王晁盖自是喜欢的 [00:15:13] 宋江只要一出马 [00:15:15] 肯定胜利 [00:15:17] 山寨的实力日益壮大 [00:15:21] 这些头领是越来越多 [00:15:23] 容纳不下 [00:15:24] 怎么办呢 [00:15:26] 这樊瑞啊 [00:15:27] 过去还当过建筑工人 [00:15:29] 会盖房子 [00:15:31] 反正说这事儿您放心 [00:15:33] 想盖多少间交给我 [00:15:35] 要什么样式的画出图来 [00:15:37] 这事儿我包下了 [00:15:40] 拜托拜托 [00:15:42] 打这之后 [00:15:43] 樊瑞、项充和李衮就负责监工 [00:15:47] 那梁山的地面儿大透了 [00:15:50] 捡了块丰水宝地 [00:15:53] 破土动工建造房屋 [00:15:57] 要不人来得太多了 [00:15:59] 这一口气儿就多盖出几百间房子来 [00:16:03] 有独门独户的 [00:16:05] 有合伙儿住一个院儿的 [00:16:07] 什么样的都有 [00:16:09] 根据每个头领D 条件 [00:16:11] 你是单身还是带家眷的 [00:16:14] 重新分配 [00:16:16] 衣食住医食住 [00:16:18] 有个好住处比什么全强 [00:16:22] 大家搬进新房 [00:16:24] A 非常舒服 [00:16:25] 心情也舒畅 [00:16:27] 宋江每一天就在聚义厅跟各位弟兄谈论天下大事 [00:16:35] 但是说这一天 [00:16:37] 鼓上蚤时迁来了 [00:16:40] 回头聊 [00:16:42] 我有事情禀报大伙儿意见时签全了 [00:16:46] 这是个活宝 [00:16:48] 说话就有乐趣 [00:16:51] 宋江见的他也了 [00:16:54] 那位说 [00:16:54] 怎么总不提这事情 [00:16:56] 而原来他另有委派 [00:16:59] 它属于凉山外围守北口店房的负责人 [00:17:05] 专门接纳四方豪杰 [00:17:08] 比方说上山入伙儿的 [00:17:10] 有什么事儿 [00:17:11] 他传递信息 [00:17:13] 手下管着100来人 [00:17:15] 所以咱才没提他 [00:17:18] 他没事儿不进大寨 [00:17:20] 今天来了肯定有事儿 [00:17:22] 宋江就问 [00:17:23] 贤弟有什么事情 [00:17:26] 辉哥哥昨天晚上啊 [00:17:29] 也就是帮掌灯左右吧 [00:17:31] 来个人和 [00:17:33] 这小子长得缺德 [00:17:35] 满脑袋黄头发 [00:17:37] 黄眼珠的 [00:17:39] 个头也不高 [00:17:40] 骨瘦如柴 [00:17:41] 跟我站在一块儿 [00:17:42] 根双棒差不多少 [00:17:45] 就是说话比我这稍粗点儿 [00:17:48] 我就发现此人可疑 [00:17:50] 此人跟我打听水泊梁山怎么个走法儿 [00:17:54] 我问他干什么 [00:17:56] 他说有急事要面见哥哥 [00:18:00] 我不知道他的戏比呀 [00:18:02] 为了多加谨慎 [00:18:04] 我给它吃了点迷糊药 [00:18:06] 他睡到现在还没醒呢 [00:18:09] 我已经派弟兄用船把它运进大寨 [00:18:13] 请示哥哥发落 [00:18:15] 哦 [00:18:16] 原来如此 [00:18:18] 把这个人抬上来 [00:18:20] 得抬上来 [00:18:21] 昏迷不醒 [00:18:23] 出去几个人 [00:18:25] 用的软担架把这人儿抬上来了 [00:18:28] 大家定睛观看 [00:18:30] 一瞅全乐了 [00:18:31] 17 er 说的一点儿不假 [00:18:34] 就在那躺着 [00:18:35] 小个儿不高 [00:18:36] 骨瘦如柴 [00:18:37] 真根双棒儿差不多少 [00:18:40] 宋江说 [00:18:41] 贤弟啊 [00:18:42] 赶紧叫他清醒 [00:18:43] 是落我这带着解药呢 [00:18:46] 十天从怀里掏出个小瓶 [00:18:49] 倒出点儿解药来网此人的脸上一吹 [00:18:56] 真管用啊 [00:18:57] 时间不长 [00:18:58] 这位醒了 [00:18:59] 打了俩喷嚏 [00:19:02] 啊片啊片啊 [00:19:06] 好睡好睡 [00:19:09] 这主说到这儿 [00:19:10] 把眼睛睁开了 [00:19:11] 觉得脑仁儿还有点疼 [00:19:14] 一看有点儿发傻 [00:19:15] 怎么这么多人 [00:19:17] 这房间怎么这么宽大 [00:19:20] 他放眼一看周围的黑白丑俊 [00:19:24] 高矮胖瘦 [00:19:26] 那真是瘦小的精神 [00:19:28] 胖大的威风 [00:19:30] 听说 [00:19:31] 我这 [00:19:31] 我 [00:19:31] 我这在什么地儿整 [00:19:33] 这时候时迁儿笑了 [00:19:35] 蹲下身来跟他说 [00:19:37] 嘿嘿嘿 [00:19:38] 朋友清醒了 [00:19:41] 你挖了你住的我的电房了 [00:19:43] 哦 [00:19:44] 想起来了 [00:19:46] 那这是什么地方 [00:19:48] 你不是想见我们头领吗