[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:00] 黑旋风李逵转回身了 [00:00:04] 再杀那个女的内 [00:00:07] 女的跑的贼快 [00:00:10] 把瓦盆扔了 [00:00:12] 顺着前门跑 [00:00:15] 李逵在追就没追上 [00:00:18] 嗯 [00:00:21] 算你他娘的 [00:00:22] 捡个便宜 [00:00:25] 他把血擦净了 [00:00:26] 拎着刀进了屋了 [00:00:28] 这回多好 [00:00:30] 本该主人没了 [00:00:32] 他成主任了 [00:00:34] 李慧强 [00:00:35] 我还不会做饭 [00:00:38] 这 [00:00:38] 这 [00:00:38] 这怎么办 [00:00:40] 哎 [00:00:40] 做做试试吧 [00:00:42] 先喂肚子要紧 [00:00:45] 就说这人有多笨 [00:00:48] 闷了一锅饭的糊了 [00:00:50] 能有半锅 [00:00:52] 还没等熟呢 [00:00:54] 他把锅盖就掀开了 [00:00:56] 闻了闻 [00:00:57] 有点香味儿吃啊 [00:01:01] 就这种生发 [00:01:04] 她也吃饱了 [00:01:07] 到河沟里头又喝了一顿凉水啊 [00:01:12] 新说他得王八我我不能给刘哲 [00:01:16] 放把火把李鬼家给烧了 [00:01:20] 咱们可以交代明白 [00:01:23] 里鬼的媳妇跑了 [00:01:25] 不是没事儿 [00:01:25] 可是有事儿 [00:01:27] 等以后咱再交代 [00:01:30] 单说李逵 [00:01:32] 吃饱了 [00:01:33] 喝足了 [00:01:34] 拎着扑刀 [00:01:36] 挎着腰刀起身回家 [00:01:41] 天黑之后 [00:01:43] 到了家了 [00:01:46] 李逵揉揉眼睛一看 [00:01:48] 东扭西歪内三间草房已然如故 [00:01:56] 哎呀 [00:01:57] 三年没回来了 [00:02:00] 我娘在屋没 [00:02:01] 怎么没长灯啊 [00:02:03] 我哥在家没 [00:02:06] 下了山坡 [00:02:07] 他摸进院子 [00:02:10] 用手一推 [00:02:11] 柴门进了屋 [00:02:13] 在这屋还下降 [00:02:17] 闹嗓子矮的顶脑门子 [00:02:20] 到屋之后 [00:02:21] 李逵就喊啊 [00:02:26] 在雾霾 [00:02:28] 铁牛回来了 [00:02:32] 他娘还真就在屋谁呀 [00:02:37] 我回来了 [00:02:40] 李逵一看那他母亲在炕上坐着 [00:02:44] 老太太双目失明 [00:02:49] 这屋除了老太太之外 [00:02:51] 连个板凳都不成 [00:02:54] 康熙都没有 [00:02:56] 你说这老太太怎么活嘞 [00:03:00] 铁牛回来了 [00:03:01] 哎哟 [00:03:02] 回来娘啊 [00:03:03] 你可想死我了诶 [00:03:08] 李逵跪在母亲面前 [00:03:10] 是放声痛哭 [00:03:14] 老太太也哭 [00:03:17] 哭的都上不来气儿 [00:03:20] 嘴里叨叨 [00:03:22] 念念问李逵 [00:03:25] 三年来你上哪去啦 [00:03:28] 为什么不管娘啦 [00:03:31] 我为你眼睛都哭瞎了 [00:03:34] 噔噔噔 [00:03:37] 咱没说吗 [00:03:38] 李逵也是大孝子啊 [00:03:42] 你别看这人粗鲁 [00:03:45] 但是事母至孝 [00:03:48] 李逵搂着娘把大嘴一咧 [00:03:51] 哭罢多时 [00:03:52] 这才说聊聊 [00:03:56] 咱们家苦尽甜来啊 [00:04:00] 而我在外头混得不错 [00:04:03] 吃喝不愁 [00:04:06] 挣得钱也不少 [00:04:08] 我这次回来是接娘来了 [00:04:12] 您跟着儿我去享福吧啊 [00:04:17] 铁牛啊 [00:04:19] 你在外边做了什么买卖呢 [00:04:22] 哎哎 [00:04:23] 我不是奶奶 [00:04:25] 是而我当了大官了 [00:04:28] 是吧 [00:04:30] 孩子 [00:04:32] 你大字不识 [00:04:34] 还能做官啊 [00:04:37] 做官啊是无关 [00:04:41] 李逵 [00:04:41] 为什么这么说呢 [00:04:43] 她也多个心眼 [00:04:45] 敢说实话吗 [00:04:47] 说我在水泊梁山落草为寇当了贼了 [00:04:51] 靠着抢劫为生 [00:04:54] 把娘吓着怎么办 [00:04:56] 要那么说 [00:04:58] 老太太肯定不敢跟着去 [00:05:01] 所以呢 [00:05:02] 说个瞎话 [00:05:04] 老太太是山沟里的人 [00:05:07] 实在 [00:05:09] 听儿子这么一说 [00:05:11] 就信以为真了 [00:05:13] 阿弥陀佛 [00:05:15] 谢天谢地啊 [00:05:19] 咱们家祖宗显灵 [00:05:22] 还保证你车关啦 [00:05:25] 好啊 [00:05:26] 咱娘儿俩什么时候走啊 [00:05:30] 事不宜迟 [00:05:32] 这破家没什么可留恋的 [00:05:36] 咱说走还就走 [00:05:39] 这东西我也得归置归置 [00:05:41] 哎呀娘啊 [00:05:42] 咱家有个屁a [00:05:45] 什么都不要 [00:05:47] 就带出一张嘴去 [00:05:49] 什么都有了 [00:05:50] 知道吧 [00:05:52] 我现在背着您就走 [00:05:57] 要说穷到这份儿上 [00:06:00] 能说半点东西都没有码 [00:06:02] 哎 [00:06:03] 换身的衣服 [00:06:04] 还有那么两件 [00:06:06] 不过补丁罗着补丁 [00:06:08] 李逵啊就给规整 [00:06:11] 哎 [00:06:11] 挣这么个时候 [00:06:14] 门外脚步声响 [00:06:17] 门一开 [00:06:18] 进来个人 [00:06:21] 李逵 [00:06:22] 回头一看 [00:06:23] 正是他大哥李达 [00:06:28] 你看一母所生 [00:06:30] 哥俩长得不一样 [00:06:33] 李达比 [00:06:34] 李逵啊矮 [00:06:35] 都能有半头 [00:06:37] 瘦小枯干 [00:06:40] 要不说是搁俩谁也看不出来 [00:06:45] 这里达穿的也不怎么地 [00:06:48] 手里头拎着猎叉 [00:06:51] 还拎着两只野兔 [00:06:53] 风尘仆仆等进了门 [00:06:56] 一眼看见李逵了 [00:06:59] 他哥哥气得把猎叉往地上一摔 [00:07:05] 你怎么回来了 [00:07:07] 啊 [00:07:08] 啊 [00:07:09] 这不是你的家 [00:07:11] 你快走 [00:07:14] 鼻子不是鼻子 [00:07:16] 脸不是脸的 [00:07:19] 那李逵性如烈火呀 [00:07:22] 换个旁人李逵早饭了 [00:07:27] 但是哥哥这么往外撵自己 [00:07:30] 李逵也上火 [00:07:32] 尽量往下压了压 [00:07:35] 把大黑脑袋义乌了咯 [00:07:39] 你还记前仇的 [00:07:42] 我知道你恨我 [00:07:45] 三年前 [00:07:46] 我打死人命 [00:07:48] 流亡在外 [00:07:50] 你替我背了黑锅 [00:07:54] 结果在大楼里头住了半年多 [00:07:57] 瘦了很多很多苦 [00:07:59] 兄弟 [00:08:00] 我呀 [00:08:01] 非常疼哥哥 [00:08:04] 但是世上没有卖后悔药的 [00:08:07] 怎么办呢 [00:08:09] 我心里就记住了咯 [00:08:12] 我正给你赔礼了 [00:08:15] 看在娘家分上 [00:08:17] 咱们是自家骨肉拉倒吧啊 [00:08:21] 我这儿给您作揖了 [00:08:25] 黑旋风李逵能做到这一点 [00:08:29] 难能可贵 [00:08:33] 那李达这家伙呀 [00:08:35] 挺不是东西 [00:08:37] 把三角眼一瞪 [00:08:38] 呵呵 [00:08:39] 嘿 [00:08:41] 少来这套 [00:08:44] 上嘴唇一碰下嘴唇就拉倒了啊 [00:08:49] 你看看我后背两腿留下多少伤疤 [00:08:55] 你知道我在大堂里头我怎么熬过来的 [00:08:59] 嗯 [00:09:01] 我死了几个死了 [00:09:04] 我受了多少罪 [00:09:06] 好不容易 [00:09:09] 算出了监牢啦 [00:09:11] A 你又回来了 [00:09:15] 我听说你在外头没干好事儿 [00:09:19] 你是不是在江州折腾来的a [00:09:23] 你还接过法场 [00:09:25] 还救过江洋大盗 [00:09:27] 宋江 [00:09:28] 你你 [00:09:30] 你怎么还有脸敢回来呀 [00:09:33] 娘啊 [00:09:34] 您别听他的 [00:09:36] 他是满嘴胡说八道 [00:09:39] 你要跟着他去非得掉脑袋不可 [00:09:44] 而我虽然没什么能耐 [00:09:46] 咱家三天两头掉盾 [00:09:49] 但是 [00:09:50] 你还能吃点东西 [00:09:53] 要跟他去 [00:09:54] 你可就完了 [00:09:57] 李逵听脑子嗡嗡直响 [00:10:01] 哥 [00:10:02] 你别听旁人造谣没那么回事儿 [00:10:05] 我把娘接去吃的饱 [00:10:08] 喝的足有什么不好 [00:10:10] 哈哈哈 [00:10:12] 学名 [00:10:14] 咱们把话说的这儿 [00:10:17] 我不是你哥 [00:10:19] 你也不是我兄弟 [00:10:21] 咱们的情谊早就一刀了断了 [00:10:26] 你不是非要把娘背走吗 [00:10:28] 你等着我 [00:10:32] 他把两只山兔往地上一扔 [00:10:35] 转身就走咯 [00:10:38] 哥 [00:10:38] 你回来我还有话跟你说呢 [00:10:42] 李达头也不回 [00:10:45] 是扬长而去 [00:10:49] 老太太傻眼了 [00:10:52] 别看他看不见 [00:10:54] 听的挺清啊 [00:10:57] 老太太着急啊 [00:10:59] 都是自己的儿子 [00:11:01] 你说向着谁 [00:11:03] 铁牛啊 [00:11:05] 别跟你哥哥计较啦 [00:11:08] 李达呀 [00:11:10] 他是你兄弟 [00:11:12] 你受苦也不是为旁人 [00:11:16] 你何必还翻旧账呢 [00:11:19] 一骂他早滚了 [00:11:22] 影子都没了 [00:11:24] 别理他 [00:11:26] 咱该怎么办还怎么办 [00:11:29] 而我背着您走 [00:11:32] 李逵知道他哥哥什么事都干得出来 [00:11:37] 冲着刚才所说 [00:11:39] 完全有可能到官府去报告去了 [00:11:44] 要真那样 [00:11:46] 官人要来了怎么办 [00:11:49] 你回想 [00:11:50] 重塑离开 [00:11:53] 这是是非之地 [00:11:54] 不能久留啊 [00:11:56] 因此 [00:11:57] 他把包系在腰上 [00:11:59] 把妖刀跨好 [00:12:01] 披着扑刀把 [00:12:02] 他娘背在身上 [00:12:05] 他娘啊 [00:12:06] 受的J 1 吨皮包骨 [00:12:10] 连70 斤都没有 [00:12:13] 李逵又有劲儿 [00:12:15] 背着他娘 [00:12:17] 也不费什么力气 [00:12:20] 因此 [00:12:21] 除了这两间破草房 [00:12:24] 李逵顺着山路就下去了 [00:12:28] 由于他心里着急啊 [00:12:30] 走得非常快 [00:12:32] 也不辨方向 [00:12:35] 也不看看脚底下那道儿好走不好 [00:12:37] 走高一脚浅一脚 [00:12:41] 潘氏喇子跳山涧 [00:12:45] 这一口气儿就走出来30 多里 [00:12:50] 不是 [00:12:51] 有那么句话骂 [00:12:52] 宁走十步 [00:12:54] 远不上一步砍 [00:12:58] 什么意思 [00:12:59] 频道走时不不算远 [00:13:02] 没事儿老登高 [00:13:04] 一登上台阶那玩意受不了 [00:13:08] 那李逵体格在棒 [00:13:10] 可是人呢 [00:13:12] 背着他娘 [00:13:14] 这一顿跑 [00:13:15] 累得他通身是汗 [00:13:19] 李逵就觉得两眼发花 [00:13:22] 嗓子眼儿发热 [00:13:25] 哎呀 [00:13:25] 渴得要命 [00:13:28] 这老太太抱折耳的肩膀 [00:13:31] 一边走 [00:13:32] 还一边问 [00:13:34] 啊 [00:13:36] 你带娘上哪去上耳当官那地方去 [00:13:41] 还有多远走嘞 [00:13:44] 走嘞 [00:13:46] 您就甭问了 [00:13:48] 娘你有什么事儿吧啊 [00:13:52] 娘十分干渴 [00:13:55] 能给娘找点水喝吗 [00:13:58] 呃 [00:13:59] 好吧 [00:14:00] 咱再往前走呢 [00:14:02] 儿啊 [00:14:02] 我给您找水喝去 [00:14:05] 说着话 [00:14:07] 眼前是一座大额头丰 [00:14:12] 借着月光看 [00:14:14] 真吓人呐 [00:14:16] 好像一头狮子在那蹲着 [00:14:20] 那荒草都一人多高 [00:14:22] 古木狼林 [00:14:25] 李逵拿着扑刀扑了地叹道 [00:14:29] 又来到这座山峰睇下边 [00:14:32] 把他娘轻轻地放下啊 [00:14:36] 旁边有棵树 [00:14:38] 您靠着歇会儿 [00:14:39] 我现在给您找水去 [00:14:42] 好吧 [00:14:44] 这里回去把这个铺刀尖儿朝下 [00:14:47] 呸 [00:14:49] 拖在地上 [00:14:51] 挎着口 [00:14:52] 一转身就走了 [00:14:55] 走几步不放心 [00:14:57] 又回来了 [00:14:59] 你好 [00:15:01] 这旷野深山 [00:15:03] 深更半夜的 [00:15:06] 您宁可别动地方 [00:15:09] 你要离开这儿 [00:15:10] 我就找不着你了 [00:15:12] 记住了吗 [00:15:13] 我这刀在旁边戳着呢 [00:15:16] 您扶着这个刀啊 [00:15:19] 我能上哪去娘 [00:15:21] 哪儿也不去 [00:15:22] 就在这儿等你a [00:15:24] 我去去就回 [00:15:28] 这里亏撒丫子 [00:15:30] 找水去了 [00:15:33] 他又不知道这个地方的地理情况 [00:15:37] 哪有水根本不知道啊 [00:15:39] 所以李逵费老了劲了 [00:15:42] 扎的腿快体格骂 [00:15:45] 翻山越岭 [00:15:47] 好不容易找到一条小溪 [00:15:52] 哎哟 [00:15:52] 李逵心里的力量妥了 [00:15:54] 有水了 [00:15:57] 他趴在溪边 [00:15:58] 把大黑脑袋抬起去 [00:16:00] 先喝了个饱衮 [00:16:09] 李逵心说 [00:16:11] 敢情这玩可呀比饿还难受 [00:16:14] 哎呀 [00:16:15] 身上都干透了 [00:16:16] 这顿结果来了 [00:16:19] 我还得给我娘带点水 [00:16:23] 你会啥了 [00:16:25] 水是找着了 [00:16:27] 拿什么往回带 [00:16:30] 连只杯子都没有 [00:16:33] 哎呀呀 [00:16:36] 拿手捧也不行啊 [00:16:38] 等跑回去漏没了 [00:16:40] 李逵急得直播了脑袋 [00:16:44] 这转那转的 [00:16:45] 冷不丁抬头一看 [00:16:47] 嗯 [00:16:49] 好像半山腰有一座小庙 [00:16:53] 是座庙 [00:16:55] 他撒脚如飞 [00:16:57] 磐石la [00:16:59] 来到庙前 [00:17:02] 是一座山神庙 [00:17:04] 年久失修了 [00:17:07] 院墙也倒塌 [00:17:10] 这庙破的 [00:17:11] 没法再破 [00:17:12] 李逵摸进去了 [00:17:15] 找个家适合捧水a [00:17:19] 嘿 [00:17:19] 庵的供桌还在那摆着 [00:17:22] 供桌上有个大石头香炉 [00:17:25] 哎呀 [00:17:26] 这玩意儿 [00:17:28] 这个盛水还多呢 [00:17:30] 就是他类 [00:17:33] 他把这个香炉啊 [00:17:34] 想搬下来 [00:17:36] 把它刷干净 [00:17:37] 装水拿着用手一般的没搬动 [00:17:42] 在班仍然没动 [00:17:45] 仔细一看 [00:17:46] 才看清 [00:17:48] 闹了半天 [00:17:49] 这个桌子是石头 [00:17:51] 香炉也是石头 [00:17:54] 是连成一体 [00:17:56] 你造出来的 [00:17:58] 哪能搬得动 [00:18:01] 李逵气得一乌了 [00:18:02] 脑子凉的来着 [00:18:06] 好累 [00:18:09] 他把这石头桌子放倒了 [00:18:12] 找了两块大石头砸 [00:18:14] 就砸夸夸夸 [00:18:19] 好不容易把这石头 [00:18:22] 香炉和石头工作给砸开了 [00:18:26] 香炉爪也掉了 [00:18:27] 腿也折了 [00:18:29] 好在呢 [00:18:30] 这大肚还完整无缺 [00:18:33] 李奎报折下了山 [00:18:36] 又到了西塘 [00:18:38] 先拿水啊 [00:18:40] 把石头香炉里外都刷干净 [00:18:42] 然后换了一下子 [00:18:45] 这一下没有十斤 [00:18:47] 水也差不多少 [00:18:48] 其实我娘足够喝了 [00:18:51] 捧着这一箱卤水 [00:18:52] 他往回走 [00:18:55] 根本就没有路边走边看是不是走的这条道 [00:19:02] 好不容易摸回来了 [00:19:05] 觉得是这个地方啊 [00:19:09] 啊 [00:19:11] 没有任何反应 [00:19:13] 嗯 [00:19:14] 不是让我走错了啊 [00:19:18] 啊 [00:19:21] 怎么没人言语 [00:19:23] 他又找了一会儿 [00:19:24] 一看那把补刀 [00:19:27] 在地上插着 [00:19:30] 但是老娘踪迹不见 [00:19:34] 哎哟 [00:19:35] 我娘哎 [00:19:37] 你老糊涂方才我怎么说的 [00:19:41] 不让您离开 [00:19:43] 不让您离开 [00:19:44] 您怎么不听话 [00:19:46] 眼睛还看不见 [00:19:48] 你上哪去了 [00:19:50] 刘刘妹 [00:19:53] 你是在哪呢 [00:19:56] 喊了半天 [00:19:58] 没有任何声音 [00:20:01] 李逵急得把石头镶龙放下 [00:20:05] 但是他只进去找害怕 [00:20:09] 他发现这地上什么玩意儿 [00:20:11] 删比较深 [00:20:13] 平大一谈 [00:20:15] 他用手一滑了 [00:20:17] 觉着黏糊糊地翻过手掌 [00:20:20] 仔细一看 [00:20:21] 全是鲜血 [00:20:24] 都行 [00:20:25] 哎呀 [00:20:26] 好 [00:20:28] 这些从哪儿来的 [00:20:29] 莫非我娘遭了什么不测 [00:20:33] 他顺着斜往前摸 [00:20:36] 看着黑乎乎一件东西 [00:20:39] 滑落到手中 [00:20:40] 借月光一看 [00:20:42] 傻眼了 [00:20:44] 是他娘的半条腿嗯 [00:20:48] 那衣服补丁摞着补丁看出来了 [00:20:52] 还有一只破鞋子在远处扔着黑旋风的脑子卫生做的 [00:20:59] 哎呀 [00:21:02] 坏了啊 [00:21:04] 肯定我打水这么功夫来了野兽吧 [00:21:09] 我娘给吃了 [00:21:11] 哎呀哈儿 [00:21:15] 我把你害了 [00:21:17] 我怎么忘了这个茬呢 [00:21:20] 这个世界上除了坏人之外 [00:21:24] 还有狼虫虎豹伤人 [00:21:28] 啊 [00:21:31] 可嗓子灌就像疯了似的 [00:21:35] 瞬间血往前找找来找去找去找来发现一座山洞 [00:21:44] 我明白了 [00:21:46] 这是野兽住的窝呀 [00:21:49] 肯定把我娘列到这里边去了 [00:21:53] 到了现在 [00:21:54] 黑旋风就顾不得一切把妖刀拽出来 [00:21:59] 你还邀他也钻进山洞 [00:22:04] 那里边缺黑的 [00:22:05] 什么也看不见 [00:22:07] 但是他刚进山洞就发现对面 [00:22:12] 闪闪发光窄耳朵一听 [00:22:15] 有一种特殊的声音 [00:22:24] 也受教的闪闪发光的 [00:22:28] 什么看清了是野兽的眼睛 [00:22:32] 书中代言什么呢 [00:22:34] 一只老虎 [00:22:36] 李回答 [00:22:37] 水这功夫 [00:22:38] 他娘叫虎给吃了 [00:22:41] 这洞里还不是一只虎两只 [00:22:44] 那个吃饱了 [00:22:45] 上里边儿歇着去了 [00:22:47] 这个也吃饱了 [00:22:49] 可能嗓子有点干 [00:22:51] 可也想找点水喝