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[00:00:02] 酒是穿肠毒药
[00:00:06] 色是刮骨钢刀
[00:00:09] 财是惹祸的根苗
[00:00:12] 气是雷烟火炮
[00:00:16] 你说说的对吗
[00:00:18] 我看一点都不错
[00:00:20] 人呐
[00:00:20] 都得有气
[00:00:22] 油气
[00:00:23] 有上进心
[00:00:25] 这才行
[00:00:27] 尤其是男人
[00:00:30] 就拿咱们前文书说
[00:00:33] 洛德广已死
[00:00:35] 总镖局的人士痛断肝肠
[00:00:40] 假名也是人
[00:00:42] 你别看她混了吧唧
[00:00:44] 他也值得
[00:00:45] 远也值得禁
[00:00:46] 一心想给死者报仇
[00:00:50] 怀着复仇的心要训练梅花鹿
[00:00:56] 但她长得太难点儿
[00:00:59] 说话这声怎么听怎么那么难听
[00:01:03] 往人前一戳一站
[00:01:04] 还没等说话呢
[00:01:06] 临时配山上64 寨的寨主请来的朋友
[00:01:11] 全了啦
[00:01:17] 大伙心说挺好个孩子
[00:01:19] 长遭禁了
[00:01:21] 高了下不足四尺
[00:01:23] 宽了下二尺七八
[00:01:25] 佛国伦敦敦咕伦敦
[00:01:28] 亚古伦敦
[00:01:29] 像个大肉球
[00:01:31] 没脖子圆乎乎的脑袋往枪子上一吨饼子
[00:01:37] 脸冲天杵地小便
[00:01:40] 小便儿上还拴着红头绳
[00:01:42] 拴俩大钱儿
[00:01:44] 一波脑袋叮当直响
[00:01:46] 再往这张脸上一看好
[00:01:49] 这脸麻子
[00:01:50] 这个难看
[00:01:52] 小**眼儿烂眼边儿
[00:01:54] 草包肚子
[00:01:55] 罗圈腿儿
[00:01:57] 这人还有这么难看的
[00:01:59] 所以众人发笑
[00:02:02] 一笑
[00:02:02] 啊
[00:02:03] 假名有点破门帘子挂不住了啊
[00:02:09] 你们了什么什么了
[00:02:12] 大腿也长得太富态了啊
[00:02:15] 少见多怪
[00:02:18] 包子有肉不在折上
[00:02:21] 你们懂这里而不懂得啊
[00:02:25] 像特别难看
[00:02:27] 好看难看
[00:02:28] 咱们讲的是能耐
[00:02:30] 懂不懂
[00:02:32] 今天我就要训完这头梅花鹿说着话
[00:02:37] 他看了看他
[00:02:38] 上不去
[00:02:40] 没有说她不好穿吗
[00:02:41] 他不会穿呢
[00:02:44] 这得会轻功
[00:02:46] 假名啊
[00:02:46] 硬攻行
[00:02:48] 清宫太欠火蹦了
[00:02:50] 三蹦蹿了三寸
[00:02:52] 蹦起三尺多高的
[00:02:54] 他妈真倒霉
[00:02:56] 在上面开门儿真够别扭的
[00:02:58] 来人
[00:02:59] 给我准备梯子
[00:03:03] 大伙又乐了
[00:03:05] 好
[00:03:05] 这位还得用梯子
[00:03:08] 临时配点了点头
[00:03:10] 命令手下喽罗兵翻了一下
[00:03:14] 大批子顺到笼子上
[00:03:16] 贾明刚想让上坯子临时配
[00:03:20] 把他拦住啊
[00:03:23] 咱把话说清楚
[00:03:25] 方才死的那个姓陆的寸铁被逮
[00:03:30] 你看看你
[00:03:31] 背着一字宾铁杵
[00:03:33] 还带着匕首
[00:03:34] 这
[00:03:34] 这不行
[00:03:36] 咱们先小人
[00:03:37] 后君子你也不能破例
[00:03:40] 你把东西给放下啊
[00:03:42] 行
[00:03:42] 听你的
[00:03:44] 训个小路还用加法
[00:03:46] 事儿
[00:03:48] 他把镔铁杵应用之物都放在外头啊
[00:03:53] 还是检查检查吧
[00:03:55] 那倒不必那行啊
[00:03:56] 上蹄子了
[00:04:00] 到笼子顶上
[00:04:03] 来到天窗附近
[00:04:05] 把天窗门拉开
[00:04:07] 往下看了看
[00:04:08] 他往下看
[00:04:10] 陆一仰头往上看
[00:04:13] 把假名吓的一哆嗦
[00:04:15] 心说离近了
[00:04:16] 这才看清楚感情
[00:04:18] J 头梅花鹿不次于一头雄狮啊
[00:04:23] 这是雄性
[00:04:26] 这绿的眼睛瞪那么远
[00:04:29] 看那意思冲着自己运气假名
[00:04:32] 就脖子有点冒凉气
[00:04:34] 这一哆嗦不要紧
[00:04:35] 等下掉下去了
[00:04:38] 圣婴心里头着急
[00:04:39] 心说这孩子哪儿都好
[00:04:42] 有时候啊
[00:04:43] 毛手毛脚的大气儿不敢出
[00:04:46] 瞪眼看着黄三泰就喊
[00:04:50] 兄弟留神
[00:04:53] 给他提个醒
[00:04:56] 他刚做的
[00:04:57] 里边还没登起就眼八叉
[00:05:00] 梅花鹿把头一屁股一撅
[00:05:02] 一撅就杀
[00:05:04] 咔咔就顶了
[00:05:08] 假名下级闭眼睛双手
[00:05:11] 虎豹头使了个就地18 滚
[00:05:13] 咕噜咕噜往旁边一咕噜
[00:05:16] 啊
[00:05:16] 脏兵空了
[00:05:19] 现在假名你咕噜的时候小点儿劲儿
[00:05:23] 他王乐在笼子里头了
[00:05:24] 装一脑袋碰在铁笼子上
[00:05:27] 把他撞的是两眼金星四射呀
[00:05:31] 哎呦我的妈呀
[00:05:34] 没等缓过劲儿来
[00:05:35] 梅花路一转身又过来
[00:05:37] 啪啪就往旁边一躲
[00:05:43] 咱们书说简短
[00:05:45] 梅花鹿左一头右一头
[00:05:49] 动作迅速而凶猛
[00:05:52] 把假名忙活的是通身是汗
[00:05:57] 假名心说
[00:05:58] 怪不得路德光死了
[00:06:01] 这这玩意儿别扭施展不开啊
[00:06:04] 窜窜不了
[00:06:05] 跑跑不了
[00:06:07] 转圈都是铁箅子
[00:06:09] 这可咋办呢
[00:06:12] 贾明欣说
[00:06:13] 我不能让我三大爷丢人现眼呢
[00:06:16] 我死不死是小事儿
[00:06:19] 我现在代表13 省总镖局啊
[00:06:23] 我怎么能行呢
[00:06:26] 整这事儿
[00:06:27] 梅花鹿脑子有顶
[00:06:30] 假名是个激进
[00:06:32] 往旁边一闪身
[00:06:33] 嗨
[00:06:35] 低头没顶上
[00:06:36] 他伸手把梅花鹿地基就抓住
[00:06:40] 论权变砸
[00:06:42] 啪啪啪连着三圈
[00:06:47] 复旦没打洞
[00:06:49] 把假名震得手腕子发酸
[00:06:52] 膀根儿都发麻呀
[00:06:54] 谁说梅花路这儿怎么这么硬是铜打铁铸的不成
[00:07:02] 没有啊
[00:07:02] 绿衣不露脑袋
[00:07:04] 把假名甩到旁边去
[00:07:06] 转回身来
[00:07:07] 又是一头假名
[00:07:09] 这回孩子怕完了
[00:07:11] 完了完了
[00:07:11] 完了完了
[00:07:13] 这怎么办
[00:07:15] 哎
[00:07:16] 你看假名啊
[00:07:17] 粗中有细
[00:07:19] 他一边躲一边想主意
[00:07:22] 脑瓜就转动
[00:07:23] 开心说
[00:07:25] 人呐
[00:07:26] 比动物强
[00:07:28] 就因为会动脑子
[00:07:31] 我得想想点子假名就想着自己本身了
[00:07:35] 我练的是金钟罩铁布衫
[00:07:38] 十三太保的横练
[00:07:40] 我练这种功夫啊
[00:07:42] 长身童男
[00:07:44] 那刀砍上一个白印枪
[00:07:46] 扎上一个白点
[00:07:48] 只要我晕
[00:07:49] 上汽善避刀枪
[00:07:52] 但是我有几个地方闭不住
[00:07:55] 老师交代的清楚
[00:07:57] 头一样眼睛闭不住
[00:08:02] 因为别地地方不怕
[00:08:03] 眼睛怕碰
[00:08:05] 眼睛要一瞎了功夫
[00:08:07] 也就破了嗓子
[00:08:08] 也怕碰这个梗嗓
[00:08:10] 咽喉这地方闭不住
[00:08:12] 肚脐眼怕碰
[00:08:14] 这帮闭不住
[00:08:16] **怕碰
[00:08:17] 当里头不行
[00:08:19] 这帮护不住
[00:08:21] 贾明欣说
[00:08:22] 老师当初就跟我讲
[00:08:24] 你再动手之时
[00:08:25] 把这几个要害千万保护住了
[00:08:29] 你就能平安脱险
[00:08:31] 这几个要害部位你要保护不住
[00:08:34] 比命休矣
[00:08:37] 小明想起这个事儿来了
[00:08:39] 看了看面前的梅花鹿
[00:08:41] 嗯嗯
[00:08:43] 这家脑袋够硬的
[00:08:45] 刚才我砸了多少拳头砸不动
[00:08:48] 看来杂是白费劲
[00:08:50] 那么他跟我也差不多少
[00:08:53] 他有几个部位
[00:08:54] 恐怕冻得她也受不了
[00:08:58] 眼镜我碰不着
[00:09:00] 那么别的部位
[00:09:02] 嗯
[00:09:04] 他就注意到梅花鹿呢
[00:09:05] 当里头
[00:09:07] 因为这个雄性的梅花鹿假名
[00:09:11] 就琢磨着
[00:09:12] 哎
[00:09:14] 干脆我给他薅住
[00:09:15] 他听我铁霸王的利器
[00:09:19] 我给他薅下来
[00:09:20] 我看他能憋得住啊
[00:09:22] 闭不住
[00:09:23] 哎
[00:09:24] 你说他这点子想的还真邪门儿
[00:09:27] 正在这时
[00:09:28] 没有
[00:09:29] 还有吴家铺乡
[00:09:31] 他不躲也不闪
[00:09:33] 往下一看就好吃
[00:09:36] 在梅花鹿D
[00:09:37] 钱当钻进去
[00:09:39] 正好到了后
[00:09:41] 当这梅花鹿一下扑空了
[00:09:44] 再看金头虎
[00:09:46] 贾明伸出两只手
[00:09:47] 来啊
[00:09:50] 把当给抓住啊
[00:09:54] 抓住他就不撒手了
[00:09:56] 双臂角力
[00:09:58] 晃的脑袋冲天杵
[00:09:59] 小辫儿直播了俩大钱儿
[00:10:01] 叮当直响
[00:10:03] 哎呀哎呀
[00:10:08] 你也没说假名
[00:10:09] 真会功夫
[00:10:11] 就是咱普通的老百姓要玩了命
[00:10:14] 使上劲儿也是势不可当
[00:10:18] 梅花鹿也没想到
[00:10:20] 这首没顶着
[00:10:23] 再想甩掉假名儿万万不能
[00:10:27] 甩也甩不掉
[00:10:28] 屏顶不着
[00:10:29] 踢不着
[00:10:30] 咬不着
[00:10:32] 觉得下身是剧烈的疼痛
[00:10:37] 梅花鹿扬起
[00:10:38] 伯乐哀鸣啊
[00:10:39] 围着笼子直转
[00:10:44] 顷刻之间
[00:10:46] 也就几秒钟的功夫在看假名
[00:10:49] 一使劲
[00:10:50] 嗨
[00:10:53] 把当给他拽开
[00:10:56] 鲜血喷出来
[00:10:58] 喷了贾宁极深
[00:11:01] 梅花鹿哀鸣了一声
[00:11:04] 倒在地上
[00:11:05] 耗腿瞪了瞪
[00:11:07] 眼睛翻了翻去
[00:11:08] 呜呜
[00:11:09] 哀哉
[00:11:12] 那还不死
[00:11:14] 雄性的都怕这种
[00:11:18] 贾明一看心满意足
[00:11:21] 哈哈哈
[00:11:21] 还还得说我铁霸王啊
[00:11:26] 要换成旁人
[00:11:27] 早他娘的龟背拿梯子
[00:11:31] 我要出去临时配气的
[00:11:35] 没办法
[00:11:36] 让人准备梯子把它拽出来
[00:11:40] 假名从笼子里逃出来
[00:11:42] 把蹭票在地上把兵铁储备好
[00:11:45] 零碎儿揣起来
[00:11:47] 草包肚子一腆
[00:11:49] 拍得叭叭直响
[00:11:51] 问各位服不服
[00:11:55] 刚才匆匆忙忙啊
[00:11:56] 我还没报名
[00:11:58] 大概有的认识
[00:12:00] 我有的还不认识
[00:12:02] 我是黑刘村贾家屯儿的人
[00:12:05] 我姓贾
[00:12:06] 叫贾明啊
[00:12:08] 圣婴是我三大爷
[00:12:10] 我是他侄儿
[00:12:11] 我有个小小的绰号
[00:12:13] 恨天无霸
[00:12:15] 恨地无环铁霸王天
[00:12:18] 下D 1 D 英雄吧
[00:12:21] 我一瓶器都乐了啊
[00:12:26] 听说有这么不要脸的老王卖瓜式自卖自夸呀
[00:12:32] 哎呀
[00:12:33] 难怪人打了胜仗
[00:12:35] 假名
[00:12:36] 高高兴兴回归本队
[00:12:39] 啊
[00:12:39] 三大爷
[00:12:40] 我回来了
[00:12:42] 圣婴把头上的汗擦了擦
[00:12:46] 明儿恭喜你啊
[00:12:49] 你给咱们南七北63 省总镖局张光露了脸了啊
[00:12:54] 谢谢三大爷
[00:12:56] 贾宁美得不得了
[00:12:58] 往旁边一坐
[00:13:00] 看看身旁的杨香武
[00:13:02] 干的
[00:13:05] 怎么样
[00:13:07] 够意思
[00:13:09] 不过比我还差点
[00:13:11] 呆着你的吧
[00:13:13] 我告诉你赶不及
[00:13:14] 往后再遇上这事儿
[00:13:16] 我不管你愿意不愿意
[00:13:18] 我把你扔笼子里去
[00:13:19] 哎
[00:13:19] 别介别介
[00:13:21] 谁让咱哥俩啊
[00:13:23] 哥哥我也替你高兴
[00:13:25] 他们在这嘀咕着
[00:13:27] 不足再说
[00:13:28] 震八方临时配
[00:13:31] 非常懊恼
[00:13:33] 把令字旗一晃
[00:13:35] 宁人
[00:13:35] 把铁笼子推走
[00:13:39] 打扫战场之后临时配说话哎
[00:13:44] 老民工
[00:13:46] 方才是不幸之中的万幸
[00:13:50] 贾少霞把梅花鹿置于死地
[00:13:54] 可见13 省总镖局都是高人哪
[00:13:58] 佩服佩服
[00:14:01] 不过时间短暂
[00:14:04] 这个酒兴啊
[00:14:05] 还没过劲儿
[00:14:07] 还有点小玩意
[00:14:08] 咱们接着查来
[00:14:13] 还有呢
[00:14:15] 能玩得了吗
[00:14:16] 人家事先都有计划
[00:14:20] 这时就听见山摇地动地声音
[00:14:29] 又什么玩意儿
[00:14:31] 大伙儿顺声音闪目观桥
[00:14:35] 又推了个铁笼子
[00:14:38] 不过这铁条比刚才那笼子要粗的多
[00:14:42] 往铁笼子里头一看
[00:14:44] 是一头金钱豹
[00:14:48] 报
[00:14:49] 可是猛兽在看这头金钱豹大小比那牛犊子还大了
[00:14:55] 三号哪八大的铁笼子啪啪直响在里头
[00:15:01] 当当当用脑袋碰那铁笼子
[00:15:04] 想要出来
[00:15:06] 冲着在场的人运气
[00:15:08] 几个大獠牙是青光闪亮
[00:15:13] 几十名喽罗兵就在这天井当院正中心
[00:15:18] 七手八脚支起个临时地笼
[00:15:24] 笼子没那么大个儿
[00:15:25] 临时的人家久经训练
[00:15:29] 按着方位
[00:15:30] 按照八卦形把聋子治好了
[00:15:33] 螺丝扣拧上用铁瓢铁丝盘上
[00:15:36] 结结实实觉得万无一失了
[00:15:40] 把推了这个铁笼子对准新盖的这个大笼子
[00:15:45] 门儿对着门儿
[00:15:46] 把铁渣一开
[00:15:48] 给报称从小笼子窜进大笼子
[00:15:54] 然后大门关紧
[00:15:56] 把小龙的推走了
[00:15:58] 就见这头包在里面围着之壮哥
[00:16:02] 一会儿穿上
[00:16:03] 一会儿月下
[00:16:05] 这个暴力懂可了不得
[00:16:07] 能登山
[00:16:08] 能上树
[00:16:10] 动作敏捷
[00:16:12] 七块
[00:16:12] 超过老虎和狮子
[00:16:16] 经过临时配D 训练
[00:16:19] 性情是极其残忍
[00:16:23] 在没有英雄会之前呢
[00:16:26] 他就做好了准备了
[00:16:28] 现在这头豹子已经好几天没吃饱了
[00:16:34] 有一饿着
[00:16:37] 所以他见着人呢
[00:16:39] 他格外的眼馋
[00:16:40] 人儿们指教
[00:16:42] 还没能出来饱餐一顿
[00:16:46] 一切就绪
[00:16:48] 临时配冲着圣婴一笑
[00:16:51] 老民工看景
[00:16:55] 这是一头金钱豹
[00:16:59] 也是本在喂养
[00:17:01] 今天为了助酒兴
[00:17:04] 把他呢了
[00:17:08] 这个路数跟方才差不了许多
[00:17:12] 我想请一位跳到笼子里的训金钱豹
[00:17:17] 不知哪位赶下场
[00:17:20] 我想请一位总镖局的
[00:17:24] 你们不是都英雄
[00:17:25] 骂谁敢下去殉爆谁来
[00:17:30] 山上的人嗷嗷直叫
[00:17:32] 在那儿叫上应勤
[00:17:36] 说临时配
[00:17:36] 临时配
[00:17:37] 你可够损的你
[00:17:40] 不是人逗人
[00:17:42] 教授逗人拿
[00:17:44] 这个耗费我们的精力
[00:17:48] 盛应期说
[00:17:49] 为了一个高双清
[00:17:51] 没有办法
[00:17:53] 转回身来为各位大家看得清楚
[00:17:58] 哪一个钱取痘爆
[00:18:03] 谁去啊
[00:18:04] 不过辨别自己的份量没有把握可不行
[00:18:10] 圣婴闫还得劲
[00:18:13] 从第二排桌子旁边儿站起一位三叔
[00:18:18] 我学什么了不起
[00:18:23] 张洋一看
[00:18:24] 谁呀
[00:18:25] 此人姓王
[00:18:27] 叫王一成
[00:18:30] 人送绰号叫打虎
[00:18:32] 太保王一成
[00:18:35] 是磕头的大哥
[00:18:37] 震九州涂炭的大徒弟
[00:18:41] 要说这小伙子肯定有俩小子
[00:18:44] 他们家就住在大山之下
[00:18:47] 家是猎户出身
[00:18:48] 他经常打猎空手进大山
[00:18:52] 回来前儿獐狍野鹿从来不空手
[00:18:56] 像什么金钱豹老虎
[00:18:59] 哎呀
[00:19:00] 打过野斗
[00:19:02] 经验十分丰富
[00:19:05] 王医生刚才就想去路
[00:19:07] 不过没有这机会
[00:19:09] 让假名呢给夺去了
[00:19:12] 心里有点不服劲儿
[00:19:14] 他认为机会错过就没了
[00:19:16] 可是一看好戏还在后头呢
[00:19:21] 还有金钱豹
[00:19:22] 这算什么呢
[00:19:24] 我空手就抓过三只棒
[00:19:28] 这边没什么了不起的
[00:19:31] 所以他抢先报了名
[00:19:34] 商鞅一看是王一成
[00:19:37] 知道他的经历
[00:19:39] 声音的心呐
[00:19:40] 还挺宽松一场
[00:19:43] 你想下场
[00:19:45] 三叔您放心
[00:19:47] 小事一抓就抓这玩意儿
[00:19:51] 收拾他呀
[00:19:52] 探囊取物一样
[00:19:54] 我也不是吹
[00:19:55] 我从小长到大
[00:19:57] 珊静跟野兽打交道
[00:20:00] 我一天抓过三只豹子
[00:20:02] 这算得什么
[00:20:03] 我听说
[00:20:04] 但是千万留神
[00:20:06] 我明白
[00:20:09] 王一成迈步到笼子进钱
[00:20:12] 没等临时配说话
[00:20:15] 先把零碎兵器往地上一放
[00:20:18] 我姓林的
[00:20:19] 我可寸铁没带啊
[00:20:22] 我要逗逗这只金钱豹
[00:20:26] 林时配点了点头
[00:20:27] 好吧
[00:20:28] 天窗在上边
[00:20:30] 情变来了
[00:20:32] 我唱
[00:20:34] 裂纹深钻到笼子顶上
[00:20:37] 果然也有天窗
[00:20:39] 把天窗拉开
[00:20:41] 称飘神行跳到笼子里头
[00:20:46] 嗯
[00:20:46] 今天报一看来了人了
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