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你还记得这茬吗 [00:04:50] 他临下对嵩山的时候 [00:04:53] 跟刘世英要路费钱 [00:04:55] 刘世英一睹气给他二十两 [00:04:59] 贾明 [00:04:59] 没舍得花 [00:05:01] 这家伙生活挺简朴啊 [00:05:05] 有钱他就存起来 [00:05:07] 因为这次呢 [00:05:08] 为了给圣经报仇 [00:05:10] 为了救杨祥武 [00:05:12] 他这银子啊 [00:05:13] 还没来得及存着 [00:05:15] 银号一直在身上带着 [00:05:18] 今儿个杯子就杨翔五 [00:05:20] 他也豁出去了 [00:05:22] 假名把银子掏出来还真舍不得 [00:05:26] 哎 [00:05:27] 豁出去啦 [00:05:29] 今年二十两啊 [00:05:32] 好想啊 [00:05:33] 招法宝 [00:05:35] 假名从来没打过暗器 [00:05:38] 今儿个几了啊 [00:05:39] 肉把二十两银子抛出来了一道亮光 [00:05:44] 直奔李亮 [00:05:46] 李亮 [00:05:47] 不知他扔的是银子 [00:05:50] 就觉着呼地一声奔面门而来 [00:05:54] 它一屋了 [00:05:55] 脑袋还真就没躲开这块银子挣拍到脑门子上二十两的分量也不轻啊 [00:06:04] 啪哎 [00:06:05] 我的妈 [00:06:07] 在看大脑袋上长个小脑袋 [00:06:11] 就在李亮一愣的J 功夫 [00:06:13] 贾宁大便不宁神 [00:06:15] 噌窜到他背后 [00:06:17] 您招出吧 [00:06:19] 你哭 [00:06:19] 这遗嘱在后新给捅进去了 [00:06:24] 李亮惨叫一声 [00:06:26] 死于非命 [00:06:28] 假名不顾别的 [00:06:29] 赶紧把银子捡起来吹了吹尘土又揣兜儿 [00:06:34] 哎 [00:06:35] 俺这算没损失 [00:06:38] 不但如此 [00:06:39] 假名哈下 [00:06:40] 腰间在李亮身上划了划了a [00:06:43] 这里亮也挺吝啬 [00:06:45] 兜里还揣着不少银子 [00:06:47] 大概没有十五两差不多假名翻出来啊 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